₦airaland Forum

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Getting clearer of course.

Again, interesting times ahead.

Same road that was commissioned in 2015 at 3% completion level and same road that has already been badly damaged by several petrol laden tankers that caught fire at different sections of it, even in the process of construction.

No. Because I've never applied for one before.

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Without an askance about the verisimilitude of these figures being vulcanized by the evolution of each passing day, and without any valid reason to floccinaucinihilipilificate such asseveration from the statutory body, instilling it into our sensitive perception that the debilitating effect of this pervasive population decimator, one that has resolutely defied all entreaties of medical prognosis, might lead many to spend the night that knows no earthly waking if at individualistic and collective level, a paroxysm of significant precautionary inclination, is not emphasized in full throttle.
I dare aver, even at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum that much as rudderless we have posed since the advent of this global concern in terms of deliberate effort to proffer a panacea to this quagmire, given the centrifugal excrescence of valiant attempts by statutory enforcers to ensure that adequate social precautions are taken into due congnizance to forestall an ugly sceptre of indecent incident of dissident distribution of this malady within the social space, our greatest undoing is the trivialization of how pernicious the threat inherent in this pandemic may be.
But above all, who are we to cavil and complain when our amaranthine remote assistance in Nigeria, comes from above, our lacklustre endeavours notwithstanding?

It's an advent of a new year, a brand new space to consolidate our centrifugal inclination to pose an embodiment of testimonies in relation to trajectories of yesteryears. All sincere eulogies, pukka adulation and inexorable panegyrics returned to the ever unswerving Grand master of the universe for our progressive locomotion to the apocalypse of the great levorotatory heliocentric revolution of the past year in-extenso. I am in caboodle simulacrum in-pari materia to an asseveration that it is not so much our excrescence of personal safety endeavours that extricated us from the pernicious realities of the year, but strictly, as we have evolved a conscience inter nos in full acknowledgement of the relentlessly fissiparous grace, bestowed on us from the greater beyond, the catalyst of our transition to a new firmament, which can never be under emphasized or logarithmized. I pose in perfect agreement with the entire global constituents to anticipatorily luxuriate in the best this auspicious 2021 has in store, imbued and extortionately satiated with indescribable ebullience, incredible financial lactation, a cornucopia of assuaging exploits, inexpugnable unprecedented breakthrough and multi dimensional transcendentalism as I pray we again evolve on the mountain Olympus and vibrate with a reverberating thunderous effusion of Euraka! in the spirit of thanksgiving for the evolution of coming years in relation to accomplishments recorded in the course of this year. Happy new year!

Drdreyy:
"Bugbe re ti lewa to". Rendered in Yoruba. Don't know if it has English version.

Pleasant are thy courts above.

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okpalaAnambra:
Law of demand and supply rarely work in Nigeria if not the FG isn't even supposed to determine this..I mean it should naturally take care of itself
NIGERIA IS A ZOO AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO HELP IT

SPLIT THIS COUNTRY ZOOGERIA NOW!

Move to wuhan if you're this frustrated oga.

Kayouzka:
Above property is for sale. It has Eleven Room and Parlour self-contained Apartments. Four of them have two toilets and bathrooms.
The title documents are available on demand. It is located at No. 29 Cardoso Street, off Luth Road in Mushin, Lagos, Lagos State.

The price is 55M naira asking price.

Document;
It has a registered deed and C of O

Note;
The current rent is 350k per apartment.

You apparently don't know the difference between above and below. Let's start from there.

AutoReportNG:
Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu, over to you Sir

Did you mean to say Arabirin Betty Akeredolu, our de facto governor?

Bidobado1:
Excellent, good riddance to disgusting rubbish. Old useless fvckers, 73 year old ambassador with no fvcking meaningful achievements to show for it.

Read more carefully sir. FORMER ambassador who is now 73 years old.

One thing I know for sure.

2019 election is between APC and Opposition parties chiefly dominated by the PDP.
All these mushroom parties will only be doing the PDP a grievous disservice.
The Nigerian electorate is divided between APC and opposition, meaning the more fragmentated the opposing side, the more scattered their votes are. Unfortunately, it spells collective doom for them all as their votes are not channeled towards one consensus direction, whereas, the votes of APC remain constant with unrelenting followership.

Finally, we have been given yet another vent for a lacuna to asseverate for the umpteenth time that popular votes in electoral contests are not acquired by online reverberating ballyhoo or mere centrifugal excrescence of housewife tales, preponderating over a centripetal proclivity of contemporary lexicon and archeological threads of commonplace analysis intertwined with speculative deductions. Even the much idolized US consular has unequivocally averred (against the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum) that today's exercise of franchise, to the acme and zenith of his comprehension, was a good apotheosis of democratic decorum, one that is void of nkugbuological tantrum and violence. In this state of euphoria in adagio, I acknowledge the conduct of the election into the office of the prima ballerina of osun political natividad and the ever rugged, dogged and inexorably pertinacious governor himself, who as coruscating and quintessential as the
word democracy in itself, decided to stay recussant rather than recumbent in this electoral odyssey, despite the imaginative contrivance of victory by the Prime opposition party in the first phase of the electoral exercise and of course, the vaudeville of malodorous anomalies perpetuated by relentless vitriolic effusion in the cyberspace among other irregularities, many of which were mutual between the two major contenders anyway.
It is high time we sounded it once more to the auditory sensitivity of many of us that the PDP has been decimated and insidiously being confined within the political ambience of the SS and SE. Ostensibly once more, we have seen the embodiment of people's opinion, not ones won on social platforms and I hope subsequent ones follow trend.

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I guess it's because i don't know how much about her i need to share.
I'm doing this without her consent and i don't know if It's right, all i do know is she's a wonderful person, still single and would like to meet a wonderful guy.
She's 27years by the way...
And a christian..
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Yoruba
Resides in lagos
What else?
We've been friend for over 8years now.
This is evidence that I'm not good with this kind of thing buh when i saw this thread...i just couldn't help myself.
Ok...you guys should help out by asking questions about what you would like to know and i will answer and afterwards if you think she's worth knowing, you can pm me.


She's not on this forum so any intetested person can't pm her.
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highqueen:
no wonder you talk like a kid.

Osheeeey!

3millionia:

Why is Lifeless always coming to my mind anytime i hear Bu........

Because life has been removed from your brain. Simple!

Finally, he was able to get done with his consultation which is his regular method whenever he is on his maradonic adventures. It took him ten years to consult to find out which asset he should declare to the Code of Conduct. It took him three years to consult before exiting the APC, it took him about two months to consult to decide whether or not to vie for Presidency. It will take him another ten years to decide if he should withdraw from the race by the time it gets increasingly clear that Half of Nigerians are not aware Trump actually referred to anybody as lifeless and out of the remaining half that got to know about it, another half is not interested in whatever a loud mouthed nonentity has to say about our President. Another well thinking half of the remaining quarter actually saw that as a direct affront to the people of Nigeria and would not allow unnecessary political sentiments to becloud their national heritage when trampled upon. The remaining microinfinitesimal numerical contrivance of them will be left here to make their noise till 2023 when a vast majority of the looters must have been under lock and chain.

adomuwiner:
It is still a big scam,pls, run away from them

This guy is probably the greatest cynical noisemaker I've ever come across in my present incarnation. He subscribed on winthrills just some few months ago and he is making the most reverberating noise at the slightest constraints. From my experience so far, people with infinitesimally meagre investments are always the loudest and panicky. Please take to this my sincere advice sir.... If you think winthrills will pay this month, you are only deceiving yourself but surely, the surprises of September will be incredible. So once you are eventually paid your change you have requested for, kindly sell your capital and opt out to avoid these ugly rants.

FreakSonar:
Is this legit news from Winthrills?

Yes. That's a mail sent to all investors yesterday morning.

So what's the biggie in FTC afterall? Anyway let me administer the gravitation of straight blows to the solar plexus. For the umpteenth time, we have averred even against the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum that the locomotion of these Political dramatis personae from one firmament to another, is not borne out of avidity to once again evolve in 2019 and herald the advent of metamorphosis for the living standard of the hoi polloi, who are unfortunately the determinants of their trajectory. I tend to pity the abecedarians on this platform, the fast fingers who after reading what they know nothing about, evolve in the comment section in quirky wacky gobbledygook effusion and be pontificating or asseverating, cascadingly oozing out a malodorous excrescence of vacuous lacuna of their resevoir of Political happenings.

They have come out here in their usual style of hauling vitriolic comments here and celebrated in sheer opaqueness when it was the harvest time for the opposition in past days, never visualizing the horizon beyond their noses that it was not for the alleviation of the ragtag and the bobtail in the first place, or that it was a grand initiaiton of some scores to an eventual build up.

Against all odds, an evolution of this political salamander in no deficit of a personage of Godswill Akpabio has left me with no askance that the APC is just on the verge of appropriating its own pound of flesh and those who blindly opine that it's less a dramatic spectacle of indecent incident of dissident precedent, should take a back seat to assess Political issues better, before rushing hoc loco to asseverate things that are transcedental to their exposure.

We have had a debilitating round of exodus from the APC to the PDP very recently. It is only predictable post hoc ergo propter hoc to exchange the opportunity therein by becoming a partner in the 2019 project. While the PDP has devised the mechanism of assimilation by hounding the APC by their twaddle and babble utterances, the APC is furtively and insiduously achieving same objective by a clandestine mechanism of association.

To our people here, who seemingly are largely politically acalculia, before you eulogize APC/PDP and castigate APC/PDP, pick these topics, digest and regurgitate them severally.

1. Who is the senator that has defected without an undertone of remorseless rancorous rupture and pettifogging disputation with either his Governor/President/Constituents?

2. Who is the senator that has defected without negotiating the chances of his future political trajectory with his new party?

3. Who is the senator that has defected with an intention to situate himself in the precinct of the National Assembly come 2019 to discuss a reduction in the bogus fraudulent emolument they have daringly appropriated for themselves in utter defiance of the provision of the Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission?

4. Who is the senator that has defected with an intention to sponsor bills that seek to impact on your personal life and assume some self dignity for you?

5. Who amongst the senators' children is here on Nairaland, dishing out obnoxious and opprobrious verbiage on fellow poor NL members who barely managed to subscribe one week data, just to insult perceived supporters of APC or PDP?

Ponder on these and position yourself where you belong in the sphere of logical reasoning.

tobbyd341:
Where can I download various hymn?

You can download good hymns at mp3lio-net.com

ClassicMG:
this is third term, your little son will soon go and collect his report card if that boy fail and you beat hmmm God go punish you because he took the daftness after you

Bad guy! Your head is too correct.

Now they reverberate with thunderous fulmination against monetary inducement in the electoral process. Who has the monopoly of Roma locuta est causa finita est in Nigerian Political and by extension, electoral behaviour? I stand to be corrected, PDP is only on a vacuous peregrination of vulcanizing some people's pockets. On the long run, it has its own economic advantage as it reaches to the hoi polloi, the ragtag and the bobtail. If indeed, there was a live coverage depicting where and how money was being doled by the APC during the process, how do they also substantiate the evidences before them that extricates us from the obfuscation of how they wasted the resources of the state before and even during elections? To make it worse, the man, sequel to his inebriation, resorted to further plundering of the state's scarce resources by transferring 3k to pensioners who were hitherto not paid for about one year. How more asinine and barmy would he have demonstrated his exasperating olympian devilness? It was only a matter of who knows how to deploy what better, which was an opportunistic tendency as was leveraged upon by the cry cry baby himself in 2014. Revenge is an act of passion while vengeance is an act of justice. Injuries are avenged, crimes are revenged.

Some of us have inexorably postulated, sometimes against the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum, that electoral contests are not won on social media or by mere reliance on linguistic concoction of some indolent entities in terms of some housewife tales woven together with contemporary lexicon and anachronistic threads of beer parlour analysis with speculative deductions. Interestingly, most of us who have considered all the aspects have had the uncanny prescience of the impending eventuality and have sat back to enjoy all the noise and Political acalculia by many of our lazy and noisy brethren hoc loco (on this platform) that is. We have had enough reasons, occasioned by many experiences that the likes and shares here amounts to nothingness when the real deal evolves. I believe if same noise and hypocritical rants characterized the 2015 election, the Anambra, Ondo, Edo and now Ekiti elections in the social media space and the results vent an attestation that many have wallowed and foolishly domiciled in the fools paradise, then the best efficacious olympian prococuranteistic resort for them is to bury their heads in ignominy and talk less when they know nothing. 2019 election is very close by and same scenario will surely play out even if they cry to the core of the earth and further to nibiru.

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MadeInTokyo:
Buhari is a tryant and a monumental failure

Address the topic, stop looking for likes everywhere.

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