₦airaland Forum

MrPresident1:
Peace and safety and then sudden destruction.

Jesus is coming on or before the 20th of January 2017

Mods should please create dislike button....

Poco a poco, we have successfully locomoted to the apocalypse of the great levorotatory heliocentric revolution of 2016 in-extenso. I identify that it is not so much our excrescence of personal safety endeavours that extricated us from the pernicious realities of the year, but strictly, as we have evolved a conscience inter nos in full acknowledgement of the relentlessly fissiparous grace bestowed on us from the greater beyond, the guagua which transited us to this new dawn which can never be under emphasized or logarithmized. I therefore pose in perfect simulacrum with the entire global constituents to wish all my fidus achates and genealogical assembly an auspicious 2017, imbued and extortionately satiated with indescribable ebullience, incredible financial lactation, a cornucopia of assuaging accomplishment, inexpugnable unprecedented breakthrough and multi dimensional transcendentalism as I pray we again evolve mens sana in corpore sano. Happy new year!

wowmenow:
Buhari his not in control

He has loss is government

Is this a joke or something?

Tjohnnay:
He should hv hold ostrich na, instead of dat innocent bird (don carry him dirty badluck hold dat bird)








D ostrich man

*hv hold*= Held.
Stack illiterate.

AfonjaStinks:


That bird is the luckiest bird on earth

It managed to escape from the 74 year old dumb zombie

Hmm..... But you know the bird is luckier than you in many ways..... It has luxuriated in the milieu of greatest power nationwide and received better medical attention than you, if not with better nutritional advantage. Think about it before you talk next time sir. You don't have to comment at every given opportunity.

Sharming95:
Tooh...i don hear....in oda news adon make FTC again

Check well sir....

Celebrity VP, no work to do other than attending church programmes. In serious countries, VPs have loads of works to do and would hardly have the time to spare for such ventures.

EgusiSoup:
People that vote or will still voting for APC has mental issue that is beyond human comprehension, description or redemption.

I don't even knows whether such people went to school or even has a sense of human dignity or reasoning!

**spits**

Now, who did not go to school? I don't even *knows*.....
Such *people* *has A sense of*....

Charlyboy440:
To be frank you said it all
I comot cap for you jare
Nice writeup
Your comment na him make sense pass for here
With the careful use of grammatical intonations
And detailed analysis...

You Sabi...

Thanks jare my brother. I just feel irritated most of the times I read people's comments on this platform. It shows not only nigeria is sick, but more emotionally laceration too, the youths of course.

Well.... The thing is, most of the fast fingers here can't see beyond their noses, hence the rush to type some inconsequential balderdash. Yes, APC is going through some quagmire but that's not alien to normal developments in party politics. Most of them have at once, had some internal rancorous ruptures and pettifogging disputations. It doesn't really warrant the beer parlour comments like the ones of most of the posters above. The shout of Atiku 2019 shows most of them are still wallowing in self inflicted oblivion and apparent inability to upgrade from the pitiable confinement of social media babies assumption as well as commonplace analysis with mere speculative deductions. Personally, I think Tinubu should distinguish between regional politics and that of national. Whereas, he can determine the operational disposition of his stooge governors, he's most unlikely to maintain such control over the president. He can't just have it all with the conviction of having a say or determination over everything. No matter how, the likes of fashola, fayemi and many others, were appointed on his account whether directly or indirectly. At least, he brought them to national political consciousness. So if the president is still making some concessions to him, why must he want to have it all? If the president did not win the 2015 election in states like akwa-ibom, delta, ekiti, anambra and so on, remember he had substantial votes there too and some people were responsible for that and they should equally be compensated. Some people will never learn, no matter how and I pity those people who don't think or take time to study these developments but are only limited to the borrowed wisdom from fellow dunce nairalanders. I was thinking the ondo state election would be an eye opener and of course, a reason to reason beyond social media analysis and unrealistic speculative deduction but....it's just unfortunate as usual. Let mega party be formed till 2050, it doesn't stop Buhari from winning in 2019. The people who are gonna do that voting don't have the time or the exposure to join your useless Atiku or mega party social media noise.

Snowealth1:
She may be right. Some of the guys up there in Aso rock are suffering too o. I know someone that works in the presidency but still complain of no money o. He even prayed Buhari should be impeached.

Please define what you mean by suffering. Not being paid legitimate salary and all benefits OR not having access to stealing public funds? I pity the way many of you think. I pity the future of nigeria with these type of youths in town.

SerialGist:
If the iddiotic president sacks his father now, a greater hunger awaits her and her family members. Better manage the small you're seeing now. We are used to the hunger already.

Oro omugo!

My point is..... Did her father at once tell her he's not being paid his full salaries and rightful entitlements? If the answer is NO as I guess, what does she want Buhari to do about her impecuneity? This is the mindset of an average Nigerian.....that once the father becomes even a councillor, they need not work but the government must provide the family with atm machine. She should go and get a job and life if anything and stop this social media ranting. She should face her dad is he's not sorting her as she expects. The Era of plundering our Commonwealth is gone for good. Period!

begreat:
We have got a way out, by waking up far earlier than residents in other states, so bottom line is, " we only mortgage our supposed 8 hours sleep" yup. Logos residents still the most dedicated hustlers. I am a proud lagosian who else is proud to be?

But where gangan are you from?

The second largest phone market in Nigeria after the popular computer village? It's not the size of the market or the quantity of phones being sold there. Ekiti that is largely populated by Okada riders and market women would possibly not patronize high quality phone businesses. Most of the shops there are filled with Nokia torchlight phones. If you wanna know the secret of Ado ekiti, kindly visit when unad is not in session.

Na wah oooo. See the names contained in all these 2019 wish lists. And you all say you are the leaders of tomorrow.

Seenyo:
By the level of squalor/hopelessness that pervades, i wonder how any sane mind still votes apc!...#i regret voting the clueless nomad!

Live with your shameful regrets bro, it's inconsequential to the public, unfortunately.

shinaking:
Pls APC should not win this election o my God. Either AD or PDP should because APC are scam

Unfortunately, you came late.

obaloppelujo:
i am not one of those who post epleptic election result on social media , but i have a friend in ondo who's working as an election observer and this is what he sent to me
i posted something earlier and somebody called me ''eran (animal) '' . we will know the real ''ewu'' if my post turn out to be true , i know you'll be ashamed to apologize but the sore in your heart will question you.
Don't tell anyone say na me tell you ooo bcoz na unofficial e be ooo......But e be like say Rotimi Akeredolu (Baba On'irungbon Funfun) The Man With White Beard of the Broom party has won 9LGs...But the so called anointed candidate of (Baba Sope) #Just_Do_What_I_Say_Of_Lagos and AD candidate will not even come second as it stands presently,Bcoz the underated PDP candidate Eyitayo Jegede that only campaigned for just 24hours is even performing better than the Ondo neighbouring state Governor's prefered candidate oo...The battle is just two horses race between APC and PDP...No be me tell una oo...#Decode_The_Coded_Message_Yourself..

Our Santa Claus all the way....

Alariwo2:
guys how far na

APC don win?

Bere lowo google.

mosalab:
Is there no VC in ondo state? The man us just like Abang of the Judiciary....

The VC of FUTA has a serious corruption case hanging on his neck for now. The VC of Akungba as well as that of OSUSTECH are on the payroll of the state government.

sarrki:
Abuja minister you will fail

Amosun don't forget pmb was supported in the SW

Due to the same leaders you call name now

I stand with #jagaban

Must you take everything you read online, hook, line and sinker?

fuckerholic:
Woreva ! Na their wahala though I like what is recently happening in nigerian political parties especially to afonja tinubu who thought they would be on top for romancing with the north.

But what's it with this afonja thing as another name for yoruba, recently on this forum? Some people are too lazy to trace the origin of names from the proper place of history and apply as appropriate. I've known afonja has something to do with ilorin since when I was in pry school.

amuzie12:
the media house is compromised, and social media sometimes tell us wat we can neva see on the tv.

I still don't understand the essence of quoting the entire long story before some people can make any comment sha.

JingoOAU:
But it's a known fact that Fayemi is a major financier of akeredolu. Even PoliticsToday, a programme hosted by Seun Okinbaloye confirm the assertion.

It's just like you saying Wike or Fayose is a financier of PDP. What more or less do you ordinarily expect?

kassy777:
Am very happy I am a pensioner, meaning I am fairly old. It firther means that where I am going is nearer than where I have come from.
Again, I spit on this country. Even though it is difficult for me to reject this country because I cannot travel out and change my cirizenship, I am openly declaring that I am not a Nigerian. My entirty abi totality has rejected this country. Buhari, I salute you. Continue your damage of this country.
In other words, you have forced the courts to pass a judgement of my hand nor dey inside this country again.

When a supposed agbalagba can't reason above the fog and be objective beyond sentimentalism in matters like this, I wonder what lessons we the upcoming ones are meant to learn from you sir. Please assess this matter from the root cause and analyze it progressively to this point. The answers to your questions are secretly and openly contained in the process. Hope you'll take some pain to get some information.

In short, his car did all the hiaj and eventually got him a wife.

A special condolence paid to the ATM's family. They'll forever be grateful to you sir, even in the face of this trial period. You've made them eat as much as they can and so on it still continues. Ole and his blind online mumu cattle-like followers.

Yea I saw him taking pics between ife and ilesha sometimes last week Sunday.

TheFreeOne:
The FG better do something fast.

Recession + Famine....no be die be dat

Father Lord Nigerians commit their lives into your hands cos any trust in APC is akin to suicide.

My dear brother, please be reading well. Read the third paragraph especially. Nobody is saying there would be food shortage in Nigeria due to carelessness or ineffective policies of government on agriculture, but basically owing to very high demands of our products by other countries which may shorten our own ration if we yield to their requests accordingly. You have also read that we had a very bountiful harvest this year and we are a central point of attention to the whole world, food wise. Let us just try as much as possible to be reading between the lines before allowing sentiments to becloud our sensitivity while we react to issues. Thanks.

Whoever the people intend to vote for, it's glaring after the ballot, regardless of whoever's presence at the campaign rally. The people who are eventually gonna cast the vote are not even watching the tv set nor interested in the personalities that made the event. Let's all learn from the US episode.