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This is called matured fighting...
At least none of the fighters go break bottle or carry chair compared to Nigeria legislatures...

Ayama..

Even if it's gold I no wear..

Police is ur fwend...
The easiest way to kill a man is his friend.

Now if police is ur friend, i guess u know the rest...


That police man nd his team will not escape karma this year...

RIP to d deceased..

Very sure they won't last cous by the time America sanctions them, mugabe will advise them..

OP am very sure a muslim evil spirit told you that shyte..

Beta wake up from ur slumber.

Great..

iheanyi40:
bicycle plenty na, u wan buy ?

Nah Hire purchase I fit do..

OP abeg the gas nah the type wey dem. dey use for Nuclear bomb
Cous that pix of urs pass Hiroshima explosion..

iheanyi40:
g u de sleep ontop bicycle o

Guy u no tell mii say u dey rent bicycle oo...

Seun pls assist me with 500 naira make I fit use chop this nite, it's important to my body stature..

databoy247:
Recently, i decided to conduct an interview and select some candidates who might be working with my organization. Currently we are trying to expand our operations and see how we can get new leads and probably close more deals. And from my survey, there are hundreds and possibly thousands of unemployed graduates here in Nairaland so i decided to concentrate on recruiting from here.

Now because of the nature of the job and also with a view in cutting cost around physical recruitment exercise, I decided to conduct the whole process online.

567 applications where received. I had to employ the services an outside consultant to help with the process which i also fully participated. Below are my shocking experiences with job seekers in this forum. I pray they read this and improve on themselves.

1. CV and cover letter.
I remember explicitly asking for their CV and cover letter to be forwarded to a particular email address. A huge percentage of the applicants just sent an empty email with their CV as an attachment. Not even an application letter. In case you dont know, a very quick assessment can be done on you by just reading your application or cover letter. You don't just attach your CV and forward to an email address without a cover letter. It means you are not serious and you may NEVER get called for an interview.

2. Many do not even know what they are applying for.
For an example you are asked to apply for an administrative position. The subject of your email should not be "My CV". This is so annoying and disgusting. Those that manage to write a cover letter do not even make reference to the job position they are applying for.

3. Lack of communication skills.
Now it is not enough to have a degree, you must learn to communicate. I sent out a pre-interview questionnaire to selected candidates and i just couldn't believe what i saw. So many job seekers do not know how to communicate and speak simple and clear English language. If you want to stand a better chance in job haunting, learn how to communicate.

4. Words abbreviations
This is a very big problem. Social medial is good but i think it's now becoming a major problem. With the use of BBM, whatsapp, Facebook chat, etc, Nigerians are now addicted to abbreviating words. You see things like 'u', 'k', 'comin', etc. And in case you dont know it, this can cause a very big problem for you. A lot of candidates get disqualified because of this. Learn to write properly when communicating with someone. Stop being in a hurry to pass along your message.

5. Checking of emails.
As a job seeker, you should always check your emails. Recruiters dont just send text messages, they also send emails. I did not screen alot of people because they did not check their emails to see if any information has been passed to them. You must always be on the look out. Dont submit your applications and go relaxing.

These are some of the experiences i had recruiting here. Out of 567 applications, i could not pick up to 20 candidates as a result of all these. Sometimes, i begin to wonder if the problem is lack of jobs or laxity on the part of the applicants because i am so shocked and surprised that our graduates are this way.

http://thenigerian.com.ng/index.php/2015/09/17/my-experiences-recruiting-nigerian-job-seekers-5-things-i-discovered/

Cc: lalasticlala

OGA it's Job hunting..

See big rock wey dey your eye and u busy removing the dust in okon's eye..

If dem lik Mk dem buy fighter jet e no reduce transport fare for lagos.

Wey u no dey fit sing song wey dem fit dance again, d thing dey vex them nii..

Chaii.. far back 80's my humble beginning at Enugu..
I sure say the barber saloon no get name cous nah inside kiosk.
I use that thing barbar gorimakpa no b person tell mii say hair is beauty..


Indomie kids b say "dad see thong"

How come former Governor of anambra state Gov. Obi is not there..

Abii u must see her petal b4 u blive dat dude is a gal..

They only wanted to die in penury...

If my Dad could continue life after his active years of the war, I don't see y dey should allow laziness take a better part of them with exception of those who got disabled..

Well, RIP to our patriots...
Ur death won't b in vain, we will get to the promise land..

Make them open that "plane Booth", Foreign cows must dey there..

Abeg I need that money 1st, then we can negotiate the modalities of the work.

Every country wiv it's own Natural disaster..
Nigeria natural disaster is Corruption..

Wish them well..

There should be monthly subscription fee to ward off mummy thank ma kids whose aim here is to insult there daddies mate..

The underwear must ve vibrating tongue underneath thus giving them heavenly feeling wen they wear it.

Even cleopatra pant wey I buy for Mizlynda no cost reach this one.


Reminds of this song "poor man go thief we go see their face for crime fighter"

This is miracle!!
Hope Aregbe won't owe 1yr after paying this..

My advice to workers: save 70% nd use 30% cous he might decide to owe a year nxt.

Reason small prik guyz rock...

No mammi water or spirit wife go near person wey get tooth pick prik..

SO OP u re endowed wiv amu, so enjoy wat comes wiv it...

Buh OP, resolve to _rape her one of the nite, she will start avoiding u..

It happens,
I have slapped a fwend wen he interrupted as I was about to Cum, he jst woke me up..

Our president is so dull that he gets lost inside his room...


And Ndigbo re crying of being neglected when the man is question does not even know his kitchen..

Firstly, this is property section that I thought the sex machine was a new block molding machine.

Secondly, did ur husband jst start being a sex machine cous if he was wen he married u enjoy it else ur husband slept wiv a marine spirit that ve cast spells on his manhood, nd believe mii it would b his downfall except being delivered.

Lastly, go ontop him nd ride him till u hear a crack sound, u mst ve broken his amu ligament.
That will quell his drive...

Which one be Illegal immigrate again..

Illegal immigrant oga Alien OP..

Buh could that be a reason his teeth colours are that of Martians..

LAWD....
Is nigeria going forward at all..
Instead of supporting our indigenous satellite TV we are killing them..

MTN TV hmm, nah so so advert we go dey watch.

Would tell her if I was not able to buy lux else every man to his tent O ye Israel...

chocolateme:
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Ordinary comma u don't know..

Buh if u call am 'Cum and' nah u sabii

They re only trying to buy time.
This is not their 1st time saying such, they re buying time to re-strategize..

Bomb them all till they willingly drop their weapon, hands above their head nd surrenders...