₦airaland Forum

OP... re u now trying to say our Nairaland is now worth 5 million Shekel..

A very MIGHTY YES!!!
D only thing dat does not nd will not change is d word frm our God..

Talkin frm experience thou....

Wonderful!!!! Leba-watin
Dis gal dull nii..
Omo if nah confirm benin gal am sure doz leba-hungry pple go know say epe to agbara far..

Well I will advise she ask for a review of dat 400k to 800k cous if dat 400k enta police hand case don change.
D nxt story will be she was tortured by her kidnappers..

udemzyudex:
Is this the best you can come up with? You can do better bro,else you will be deprive of ya pay check.

Humour mii pls...

udemzyudex:
look at this APC goons telling us how they operate on nairaland,you think i indulge in such activities,creating thousands of username just to get paid for posting trash? You must be high on hot beans. Anyway its a free world,you can post whatever you like with that ur useless fingers.

Hahahaha... See malam callin mii APC goon, abeg go clean d spit wey dey drip frm ur mouth..

Useful mumu..

U re gifted by nwanyi Asaba..
Telepath empero1 can u pls read mine..
Cous I ve a difficult decision I nid to make soon..

wakacome:
Guess what??You are naturally foolish...if foolishness can be used to measure wealth then am certain you would have become the richest man in the world

Don't worry if u, udemzyudex nd d OP like open 1 million same username I can't fall 4 dat cheap scam..

Am sure u brain dead to blive nairalanders will fall 4 such cheap scam...

Before I 4get udemzyudex I bu Ekwikwi calabar..

Real wickedness buh sha d gal was up to d task afterall I did not see her complain..

U intend bcomin a millionaire wiv d 100 naira dat wuld b deducted abii..

Ewu awusa...

Before asking if INEC is indepedent, y not ask urself this; nigeria got its independent in 1960, re we truly independent.

Maybe d vote to recognise Palestine wuld help u answer that question..

If I apply now America will blame it on GEJ..

Wuld leave it for my juniors...

Adesiji77:
Come to think of it, been having this unusual craving for okro soup and eba since mid-day

I think am in d mood too..

@topic..
D truth b told Okro harms som otumokpo, any1 avoiding okro is fetish except 1% wo naturally re allergic to it.

Pls. God protect us mere citizens.
Hope dey channel dis intended strike on our corrupt leaders nd spare the innocent.

Every week dis bank dey recruit, y una staff no go run wen 1 staff nah cleaner, guard,teller,marketer,CS,ATM custodian nd finally driver..

Truly d Chartered..

clevvermind:
i don't need to waste my time on this crap that will collapse at the end of the day. they can never disqualify Jonathan. if they like, let them quote all the laws in the world. it would amount to waste.

abeg make i go sleep jor.

Abeg broz com join mii sleep for this water bed wey PDP intend distributing soon.

Association of Past Criminals -APC...
They haf dug anoda latrine dey intend fallin into soon..

Well GEJ till majority of Nairalander have a minimum of 7 digit acct balance..

If u intend quoting mii pls upload ur acct. Balance else do d right thing..

I never knew d name Jafar was not his name until I had issues nd refered to him as Mr. Jafar in his presence. A navy man that was permitted to grow beard nd seriously he looked Jafarish if u culd remember d cartoon Aladin..

Second, was our able Commandant somtym in my SS1, elderly man dat bounces while he walks, he kind off walks wiv his Toe so he earned himsef Mantis or playing Mantis.
A navy Captain dat prefers puting on student uniform.

MORNDEW:
Na must say u go use money celebrate val? If you get galfrnd nd she cant understand dat u dnt have money for now, just free her money will come. Som ppl dey find who go atleast stay wit dem dat day.

Ow I wish u re a lady..
Cous mii plenty 4 ground dat day nd culd afford us Zobo drink...

Bridgetown:
What of those who have and no money in the pocket, maybe we should join this your group too because ia as good as not having.

Seconded..
Pls OP any hope 4 us..

Wise saying frm Broda Barnabas..
I jst pray I ve bought my flight ticket nd setting off on 13th cous am sure she wuld understand..

shikaan:
bro mehn the thing is very disturbing.. mayb they should just separate this experiment called Nigeria.

Broz.. No jst worry d recent activities of Association of Past Criminals (APC) wuld certainly lead us there...

Broz watin d guy dey talk..
Abeg update us wey nah radio we get..

Not jst d North buh Organisation of Islamic Contries...

nijanigga:
-this statement here is kinda rude ? do you have common sense?

Broz mst u insult u dude..
Yes he might not ve common sense nd I might not ve too.
Buh I mst tell u dis altering such word to mii on d street is a "NO" nd termed "RUDE" nd seriously u will learn d hard way except u man enough..

Everyone here is entitled to his opinion..

I blive d OP emphasis is on lies told by d individual, so I don't see y u guys shuld b crying abi u graduated b4 d guy frm skool of deceit..

Now dat inec has done their best, hope u guyz won't fry.

cocostrawberry:
I don't get your point. I knew he was Nigerian when we started dating so if I felt that way why would I have gone there. Btw he was the one that mentioned rituals and not me

Madam I ve used diz story of ritual to pull legz wiv female folk buh every knew my angle so if u don't know his angle then u guyz re fu*k mate shikom!!

Akuko ndi ara...
So bcous hez nigerian, he wantz u 4 ritual abii..
Nkita lacha all dis ghanian anya...

If he decides to go visit the shrine pple would still lash out, if he decides not to go to church pple wuld call him an occultic..

My fellow 9ja good pple watin 4 dis life wey una no go complain..

Y re we filled wiv hate..
I remember wen I started working pple complained dat he can't even buy a car, wen I bought 1, d same pple complained small boii buying an SUV...

My ajegunle pple will call it bad belle, wish d belly goes bad 4 such pple till d stink chokes them...

macklef:
Uve been watching too much of gangstar movies, but i know u cant do shit.

Simple thing am telling u faint niggar is, see a joke for what it is don't be a mofo by comming on here to politicize everything. Simple. Is that too hard to understand?

By the way if dem see me n u, im very sure i dont look like a bush baby, am not sure bout u tho.
Good morning sir

I like meeting ur kind of person, cous u did learn its not every1 u jst throw thrash to...
Mornin 2 u...