₦airaland Forum

macklef:
Wen will u have sense? U dont even read at all. Thats FNN oga not any propaganda.

Wen will ur fada ve sense!!!!!!
Guy I swear to d God who created mii if u utter such rubbish b4 mii, I will create a hole on ur neck..

Bastardt son of a bush baby...
Idi-otu of ofe mmanu...

B4 going 4 my Bsc @ IMSU, I can say Yabatech is d best place to write an exam, cous no magic wuld mk u sit wiv ur course mate nd its 3 on a sit.
The invigilators were offered 5k for evry culprit caught by mgt as @ 2003, u can imagine how strict it was...

Story for d gods of APC...............

Begs security to allow mii peep frm d door..
Buys chewing stick for d duration of d show..

Ohanaeze ko Ohanaoba nii....
Soon nah Biafra go recommend Failbuhari.

GEJ till Cele nd muslims start worshipping @ Redeem...

AnnieBeyonce:
lol...i dont blame u

really!!! u kno luv looks 4 som1 else to blame....

owunne2ucheks:
Otoro gbabaghi toilet there.Give me your sister number.Make i use her do the experiment.

U want 2 die b4 ur tym bah, my sista go munch u 2 d extent u start cumin frm ur nose...

owunne2ucheks:
I like this idea,may be there are some chemical in the fly that will appeal to her spirit.IDIOT of no comparison.You wan make I poison her.thunder fire your left nyash there.

See dis Ewu Umuoji, so u no know say ijiji okpororo nah spanish fly abi.
It has dis secretion dat will cure her pant fighting spirit..

Goliath ko gorimakpa nii...
Them no see Hitler own nah goliath own dem see..
White men b brain washin us since 01BC..

Chaii... Dis annie gal don come again..
Nd she can ask queshion of d gods eeh..
Buh I lik her cous she waits 4 d owner of d phone she uses every 9t once its 12am to sleep.

owunne2ucheks:
my man weting be spanish fly.

Nah dat fly wey dey get big eye balls, u find them mostly where u ve got pit toilet..

Ve u not heard of touch nd obey..
Hit any Cele church around u nd get urs.

U welcome don't thank mii..

More..

Don't jst share, like it..

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Oya nah.. Dis OP jst enta my phone thief all my pix..

ItsAnderson:
how do two males marry in nigeria?
How do I put my penis in u?

See queshion.. D guy has got nose nah...

Bro. I don't kno ur kind of person cous d truth b told u will b a confirm robot else family issues, u will lose ur fwends certainly nd such lady can b desperate.

Buh some how I feel its d hand u gave her wen d whole relationship started.

Reminds mii dis my guy wo jst met dis Apapa fine gal, omo see control dat during d new year break dey spent 3dayz in my hood nd I could hardly hang out wiv my own dude to d extent she smells my guyz handz wen eva he sneaks out nd returns.

AnnieBeyonce:
hahahaahaha...ur so funny...i pray u ar contributing 1kobo fr my sch fees.....and am not d one getin married

Ok ooo... I jst park 4 SUG building observing if truly u aint d 1....

Did u find out ow much was d exchange rate nd did quickteller confirm dat d same exact money in naira was transfered to GTB.

Quickteller being d intermediary shuld b able to give u d concise amt that was moved to GTB.

Go down to GTB headquarters if d branch aint giving u any positive reply cous seriously branches send their quickteller issues to head office.

Red eyes wen customer comes in wiv quickteller issues...

Well my Trade fair bosses will say "nah man wey no hold, woman dey tell say she get boii fwend"

85% right..
Gat stories to bak dat assertion.
Infact met 1 nd dat same month started avoiding her, d nxt month she was married buh she neva told mii she has got som1 talkless gettin married.

justi4jesu:
Only after you have attested it in Nigeria.

Bro. Meaning once am done wiv Ministry of Edu. Nd foreign affairs I can leave out their embassy in abuja nd get it done in dubai..

Secondly, if am to endorse it @ their embassy in abuja do I nid to wait till my visa is out.

tyslimmie:
well....... if you factor the fact that you will have to pay for scratch card( if you didn't go with 1), printing of result, payment for form, payment in bank you then you would know Why I said about 1500

Does d scratch card apply to som1 wiv his Bsc cert. For attestation.

Do dey stamp on a laminated certificate.

Hmmmmm!!! Nna men!!
Annie ysterday was u dating 2 class monitors, today, u re planning marrying 1 of em nd u re jst 19yrs..

Come ooo, no go waste dis skool fees wey we dey manage contribute 4 u..

Anyway off to buy a hard hat..

One thing I know for sure dat is raping most nairalanders is HUNGER..

Cous its only hunger dat will mk u blive wat dis OP ve posted...

Akuko abani..
Tales by moonlight..

kestolove95:
electronic..naso sun go beat dem cum..uba and fcmb bankers...dey cum na..i go dey buy u malt free..givrs nevr lack

As in Cassava malt?

Well dat 1 nah oyibo sh1t sha..
Cous if dem mistake collect 9ja man sh1t especially warri boi own, com administer d thing put 4 patient body den kasala don burst cous dat C. Defficile go turn Airborne.