₦airaland Forum

Chi queshion...

With this APC regime, u still dey find 500k job when diamond bank sacked a thousand jobs in other to pave way for a work force of 20k per month...

Simple, just join APC...

*U did be enlighten to the stage that if u lie corpse will wake..

*With mere propaganda, u can increase ur account balance in any bank of ur choice..

See punch oooo, they must ve felt the "Chains" of Buhari....

When u re afraid of ur son Emeka, u become a vault officer....

This regime can use lie to wake a dead body...

OP, re u high on used pant odor

Nwoke Uwa Mmebi

Rochas the Anumanu is working..

By the Time APC finishes with Imo State, owerri will be creek where boats nd canoe ply..

BiafraBushBoy:
Pastor who?....

Change that poo to Miss Anita jare....

Then it should be Nackson Chris..

Good to be back after 3 month Ban, an awesome Holiday.

@Topic:
Those soldiers ve just bought the wrath of Arusi ndi Gbaramatu.

By The time this goddess begin to comot their name from Payroll them go begin say COAS is against them..

Only spirit can catch spirit, Nigerian Army should stop disturbing the peace of the community..

mynd1:
mynd..44 dis guy call me ewu.

Hahahahahahaha..

U want make I call am sef

Akwuna kobo kobo as someone said earlier..
Is myndthe 44 mallam ur boyfriend..

The rate people commit suicide under Buhari's administration is alarming..

Sure these people believed he was the messiah only to realize he is a mess..

Abudu2000:
lol,I sub 10k every month for my visafone modem,I sub 2500 Glo for my android, total the sum you slowpoke!!! i might be poor but not as wretched as your whole entire family!!

U sub 10k, u sub 2500, yes i know u leave on Sub sidy..

Wretched subsidy pikin..

Sure they poured dust on him(Ghost) for we to see his human figure..

I wish it was dayz of Operation Sweep, he would ve doubled as a manure to flowers nd tree in mushin..

ChetaNwaeze:
Yoruba boy. Why are you people always jealous of the success of an Igbo man? When will you people stop your pull him down syndrome? Lazy people

Nwanne kwusi ezuzu ka nnagi....

Abudu2000:
mtcheeew! #100 card na waoooo

I can bet my axx, in ur whole life u ve neva purchased a call card worth more than 100 naira.

All this famine children go come online they brag like Brazier..

Fire her before its late..

I won't be surprise u guyz ve eaten food prepared with her feces nd urine..

What a pity..

But she sef Bleep up, Most banks can be found within that axis, why not ask for the nearest branch nd get ur account blocked.

The most important thing now is for her to pray hard make them never do online transfer of HIV into her..

I hope the system will help catch up with those on the run nd same time send those beasts to Jail..

GeneralTee:
Road Safety Officials Observing No Safety In Ibadan

Here in the city of Ibadan, on Parliament Road, are some Road Safety officials riding their pickup in the most ominous way.

Someone needs to tell them that this by is no safety at all and they are not setting examples for the public this way.

Road Safety is beyond collecting money for licence and vehicle document renewals. It involves educating the public of safety measures too. These guys cannot do such.

I will advise u send this to Channels TV i-report..

Let nigerians see the jokes we have..

Funkybabee:
u called my face akamu what about yours,hope u look mirror before u say so. you that ur face look like monkey abi obuko I want to say,u that they can't give me for Zara and collect it.and also u said I should go enroll for English class,I will beg u to go and use that money to do something meaningful for your family abeg don't let lala ban me.

Pls change ur name from funkybabe to Illiteratebabe..

Keep face like yesterday chewed gum..

With this puff puff eye,she will certainly leave extra 6 month free..

So make she manage the eye knowing she ain't paying shishi with beg from the landlords family..

Funkybabee:
pls bro I don't quote u ooo,I don't have time for mess even let me tell if I see one of my sister want to marry banker nah me go destroy their relationship I hate them die.

That why am hating ur ugly akamu face..

Abeg go enrol 4 english class or u type in pigin.

Funkybabee:
yes,nah true u said @Op they are so stingy even useless to the county.

Why won't they be useless when ur axx is prettier than ur face..

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

The truth of the Mata be say You are Money conscious..

U nodded to his date after seeing his flashy displays of wealth nd you wan go chop where u no sow..

I call ur type Azu Okporoko..

AbuMaryam1:
Wetin do you? Is like you didn't take your medicine.

Common english dey hard you..

Just take a look at the gibberish u typed..

Nwanyi uwa Mmebi..

Marotzke:
what else do you expect from a cultist? Or even anyone else? Make the sister rape the three corpers back?
If he had involved police, would any conpensation be paid? I think the cultist got adequate revenge for his raped sister. The perpetrators were beaten black and blue, humiliated by being stripped naked, television sets seized and on top 185k ransom eventually collected.

So if I raped ur sister, u will demand just monetary compensation as a cultist

If it was just a fellow, death would be his price but killing three will send in the detectives..

So, compensation(maybe), beating nd being raped by a gay brother will go a long way for me.

AbuMaryam1:
God help us out of this man made crisis.

Am sure the man u re referring to is that Gworro chewing machine called Buhari..

Them rape ur sister instead nah monetary compensation u dey find as the brother...

Abeg OP, talk another lie..

Op, if I swear for you, u go grow boil for ur center of yansh..