₦airaland Forum

Alikote:
imo don pay salary .and abia highest internal revenue is for the state .if u say vat na for nigeria but pls tell me what contribution of ibos? Aleast u chop yam today or meat or beer or buy fuel

Imo can pay it's staff without borrowing but the man heading IMO is an APC cross breed, so he is clueless like u lot..

Since u have decided to be spoon fed, go thru this thread..

https://www.nairaland.com/2521578/nigerian-states-what-produce

lustychima:
U would hav been happy to hear, 70 soldiers were killed. By boko haram........i wonder y some cows want boko haram to continue to kill and. waste life......so @ d end dey will b happy to say buhari has failed........forgetting it's just people like dem dat are been killed, raped, n displaced

You just wrote like a cow..
Am very sure u did not read my Last paragraph nd u don't even know about village ransacked by Boko ysterday..

Talking about soldiers being killed, help me with a report by NA that soldiers have being killed for the past 6month..

Yes He is coming..

I am John the Baptist nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..


I have being here declaring it's End Time, he who has ears let him hear..

To get a sit in the 1st bus to heaven, PM me for a private chat..

MTN hand dey this fire..

If NITEL launches their Line soon MTN won't see customers they will further exploit to pay their fines..


FG should pls investigate this fire thou Nigeria needs to make a law that no office will exist without CCTV installed at every exit nd entry of all departmental offices...


Thou the fire resemble World Trade Center own, hope no vulture crashed in..

Only Akpa Amu personified will ask this kind question..

North produce yam nd all u mentioned yet they can't they can't Afford to be self independent.

Southwest produce peace nd Port yet Osun state Nd co can't pay Ordinary salary.

South East that produces nothing is amongst the top internal generated revenue states...

OP if I say u re Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi, emeka will come nd say u re Idi-Otu...

Fortissimo:
Omertà

Cosa Nostra..

Ambode hope u re reading.....

O boy eeeh!!
This one nah double arrest...
Omo see that End Time slap that policeman is gonna give that guy, sure say as the guy receive the slap him shout "Uwa!!! Emebigooo!!!"

Naughtysite:
Our force people corrupt wella.

One of them few years ago acting as friend was trying to introduce me to oil business. Thank God i refused. Smh

U were lucky, maybe by now u go don form crude for ground..

NA failed to suppress the news on the village looted by Boko nd 100+ building burnt, so inorder to calm nerves nd make Nigerians believe they re progressing they ve released this news..

Before you quote me like a Virus, let me ask you. Every onslaught NA report comes with images, why is there no image on this There camera was shot..
We need to be smart so that we don't believe every End Time story dished out..


With all hopes high, we believe NA will find a way to finally quell this menance..

The topic should be "FG to re-introduce traffic Gridlock on state borders"...

jacoik:
lolhaha good quenchon but this ur name na plus one oooo. manix , na medicine wey dey cause erection b that okk

Haahahahahahhahahah...

Baba maybe nah watin make my papa give me that name cous I hear say I get erection as I dey comot from belle..

No be only single currency nah single Government..

It will fail under a year of implementation...

End Time currency..

Oshomo-Ole using Edo people's fund to keep his expensive wife..

End Time Governor..

Ur lecturer is a gay..

Fullstop..

Zooms off..

Does not affect us who sell spare parts..


But all the Op listed does not affect a young graduate cous the only thing ur employer wants to hear is how much u think they can pay you that will be ok by you..

Leyelanre:
It's so obvious you know nothing of military, government and politics. If it were that easy USA, Russia, France, etc won't need air strikes.

Tell me about them..

FruityLass:
lol

If pesin get UTI abi that kind infection wey pesin go dey piss every mins na die o

Don piss once before for #50 sha

Persin wey get that kind sickness go sharply buy 50litre gallon so that any time e full him go pay #80 for Piss throway.

Before I comment let me expose something...

If a village has 100+ homes how come Nigerian Population Commission gives us Millions of figure from such places..

While is non of my business..

@Topic:

Luckily the army were not able to suppress this news nd keep feeding us with their propaganda..

I still repeat, Nigeria don't have Uncover police, Secret service else their hide out will be infiltrated over night and all sundries killed...

I pray Buhari finds way to appease his boiz..

FruityLass:
One can't do that in some areas in Bayelsa.

To urinate is #50
Defecating is #100

Bros if nah so, I go dey sh1t 2 places come piss for the middle so that my money go be #250...

cococandy:
Read.

Haba.

Nwanne must we keep reading, even at this time called Ogwugwu Oge

imashyguy:
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G wagon dey hungry u abii

Onye Uwa mmebi..

That corporal must ve worked under him..

Police are maimed, killed daily yet the families get close to nothing.

A friend who died this year in active service, his family have till 31st of this month to leave the barracks or be evicted even the family did not get 1 million but an injured officer got 1 million naira nd promotion..


Nwanne shebi if I say this is Uwa Mmebi now police will declare me wanted..

Uwa ............( if u fill am nah u sabi)

Neither will we allow them in Biafra..

Ibelong2God:
I'd like to see his face

Have u being suspecting ur neighbor

Sample to jaja...

Nxt time if he hears that fuel is scarce he will prefer robbing those on bicycle.

A woman at the scene was asking me:

Woman: Is it human being they re beating

Me; No nah log of wood..

Woman: Gerarahia Onye Uwa mmebi..

Nah this Thing tire me for this regime..

All the corruption cases end up on the media..

One day Judge go make mistake Adjourn the guilty to 16yrs in prison instead of sentence..

End Time Judge..

bebe2:
u no read the story,

For this End Time nah him person go dey read Philippine story abii...

The worst is there is a police sign post there..

Well I don't blame him I blame that monkey beside him who taught him..

Well who am I to deprive that nigga from his End Time piss..

People with brain...

He must be released else Okija will settle Buhari nd i..

kayjasper:
Holla me when you grow up boy .


Next Please!!!

But I don't need to grow old as you Nd yet still very stupid when conversing with strangers..

janefrancisca:
Am not encouraging advert giving, but how then will people learn the art of giving if they are not shown these experiences. By showing the receipt, he was trying to tell us that he did little by offering to share his meal with the little boy but the couple did more by paying the bills of both of them. Its not like he was advertising giving, he was only trying to let people know how rewarding giving could be. There is this show i came across on youtube lately " the Ellen show". It is hosted by a woman named Ellen Degeneres. What she does is to go through youtube and other video sites and watch how people give, risk their lives on behalf of others and even those suffering from cancer and other ailments. She brings them to the show and sometimes narrates their story to her well to do friends and these people end up being rewarded for their good works and sacrifices, while those suffering from such sickness are given free medical attention and even funds by her or her friends. For so many of us that watched the videos on youtube ( i could tell from the comments), it stirred something in us...the spirit of giving and sacrifice and loving your family. You see, even though there is no way i could hate my family or not give when the opportunity arises, the video helped me believe in humanity once again. So sometimes, its good to let people know and remember there is hope for humanity amidst the war, hate and wickedness in the world. sorry for d epistle though

Agree with you 90%, just that Nigerians re fond of advert giving, I I have a friend who is good at that...