₦airaland Forum

Omo this Nairaland don turn to Sharia law..

Making two yoruba Mods to silence the Igbo's, thou one is more learned than the other..

Time I go create 1000 monikers nd get ready for the ban game..

Our lawmakers trying to send us to jail for speaking out.
Nairaland oga nd Mod planning to ban us to enforce our silence to oppression..

We say NO!!!!

Seun what happens to those who open Biafran thread to insult the Igbo's

Most ban happen when u attack someone who smears the image of Igbo's who support biafra..

If speaking in favor of Biafra attracts a ban nd those attacking the tribe behind biafra goes scot free, broz, Oga seun it's not fair..


Why not ban anyone who opens a topic on biafra that is not on the news.

Thou I will still say with all due respect, that ur Mod is partisan...

Kirigidi:
Tompolo has tasted wealth nd comfort. He moves about wit escorts provided by Nigerian security, nd u don't espect such a person to d creeks nd suffer again. Tompolo has his investments to protect nd maintain. I'm frm Delta State, nd I knw his beautiful villa where he stays in Bendel Estate, Ugborikoko Uvwie LGA, near Warri. Of course u don't espect such a man used to enjoyment to leave d comfort of his mansions nd relocate to d creeks where he may face daily threats frm security forces, mosquito bites, wild animals, hunger, fear nd other discomforts.

The above was what I expected on ur 1st quote, cous I knew someone coming up with the above has won the argument..

This is the Real Common Sense...

Bruce Onye Uwa mmebi, u re certainly waking up..

Keep it up...

He was driving against traffic nd found what he was looking for..

It's his relatives that ve planned asking him for xmas money I pity..

If u drive any how u see any how..


Uwa Mmebi driver..

Ur sista has got her life to live, if she decides to be a disgrace to herself, allow her..

I tell my siblings anyone who decides to be a disgrace is good to go but don't come crying..

The only thing u can do is to really speak to ur sister nd find out why the delay of them coming over..

Chaiii!!!

That is good..
The guy try self, how can I marry a prostitute who have a video credited to her career...

Some galz won't still grow brains, u make sex films of urself, send Nude pix nd u forget u re not yet married..


If am the guy, I will sue her for deception..

Pls take out Computer village, how many poor men import

Kindly add:
* Nairaland sexuality room
*Night bus
*IDP camps
* prison barracks
* any bar where a bottle of Orijin is sold for 150-200...

O boy eeeehhhh...

That gal is close to earth making her an Arusi Uwa Mmebi..

Kirigidi:
This is how u pipo over-glorified all these ex-militant warlords nd exaggerate dia strength, because u don't live in d Niger-Delta like us. What do u mean by when Tompolo starts? Start what? We dat ar in d Niger-Delta knw dat d capacity nd platform needed by these greedy ex-militants to fight d FG again is no longer there. D regime of GEJ had exposed to us dat many of d ex-militant leaders were only afta dia personal gains, nd ar not fightin for d general benefit of d Niger-Delta pipo. As such many of d youths today ar wiser, nd ar not ready to b used as willin tools by these greedy so-calld freedm fighters. Do u even knw dat many youths of Gbaramatu Kingdom ar not so happy wit Tompolo d way he cornerd gains meant for dia community to himself nd cronies, accusin him of bin greedy afta usin them to gain popularity?

Nd u think if he opens his flood gate of heaven, he won't buy back the jobless youths..

Dude Money can buy soldiers, ask the rebel in Niger or ask the Libyans..

How come people re not seeing the Hand writing on the wall..

Any company that exceeds 3 month is an Uwa Mmebi company..

Pls don't even talk about the govt jobs cous that one nah till infinity nd beyond..

900warriorz:
itz a pity i was so fast in answering you that i made some mistakes....i could have as well modified them and corrected them.


But i decided to give you idiot a chance to see how childish you are and you proved me right by attacking me from my mistakes..


Not only did i notice how foolish you are.....but also, how i got myself into talking to a low life like you. You know something?


This talk iz getting more interesting! Letz talk on...

Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahha.
As if I get tired

Ehen, u said u were fast in answering nd made the mistake bah
But u were fast in spotting my own mistake


Hahahahahahhha, dude u re epileptic imbeci.le....

It's always easy for a low life to spot another..

Abeg come where our low life joint dey am ready to buy you a plate of ur favorite Cow dump with a bottle of chilled Urine..

Ur 'dada' is already here..
Come ASAP..

While una they work they enjoy una money, No one called me to offer me a bottle of Orijin now u want me to comment what will make the world come to ur rescue..

Abeg make una park well, nah those wey no dey pay Tithe the company sack..

Uwa mmebi staffs....

Thought it was 12th in Nigeria not until I saw the world...

Adele's 'Hello' should be 35th then..

Uwa mmebi Magazine..


Abeg Wiz kid continue ur good jobs but don't allow this oyibo people deceive you as they deceived Dbanj..

The guy is doing Ritual with our oil money..

Wait till we see Buhari's own, but who born the journalist to enter sambisa go snap am...

Hmmm, Uwa Mmebi....

They should keep wasting the funds they claim we don't have..

Gathering of Umunna ndi Uwa Mmebi.

Sister from Hell...
A real Uwa Mmebi sister...

Seriously, if I was in the shoe of the burnt nd finally makes it out, only if Jesus comes down that will prevent me from not sending her to Valhalla...

Sister from Hell...
A real Uwa Mmebi sister...

Seriously, if I was in the shoe of the burnt nd finally makes it out, only if Jesus comes down that will prevent me from not sending her to Valhalla...

I just dey laugh..

EFCC una don hear say them they freeze fire...

When Tompolo starts know it's the final Uwa Mmebi before the 2nd Coming of our Lord...

Oga Buhari, yes there is abuse of Trust, just go ahead nd recover our money, u have spent 7 months without anything to show for apart from ur Blame game...

The economy needs you sir while the officer's u ve appointed can go forth nd recover the loots...


Buhari stop governing like Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..

Uwa Mmebi Pastor..

Since they love the Army, why not send them to Sambisa front line to help in fighting our insurgent..

If they succeed, they should be inducted into the military as Privates..


Abokii nd Army uniform is Like Pig nd Mud...

900warriorz:
you already contradicyed yourself in your last statement. I shouldnt tell you i feed from their collectionz coz you know of that....lol.....all i see iz stupidity, foolishness, frustration etc....all in one! Brother, i no know say that thing wey dey do you no get cure, walahi, i for no follow you talk..



Ode dey ask me question wey i ask him papa lol.....simply tell me you dont know what LAWMA stands for and i will kindly tell you what it is....



Hmmm, human being, descendant of a maggot! You should have called me zombie instead....casterated fellow. I guess such children are only founf in your family line thatz why you know of them.



Someone was careful with hiz choice and use of word 'rabid'. Why you no call am rabbi again make i laugh your dumb ass!

Contradicyed ko contraceptive nii..

Casterated ko Fidel Castro nii..

LAWMA dump you feed on has infected you with Autism or ur folks suffer from same, let see if it's hereditary nd prescribe the best drug..

Foolish, stupidity, frustration etc, Are they the names of ur family members
U seem familiar with those names..

Why would the man leave the house for the kids knowing the wife is indisposed..

Well, it's a pity, I pray they find boy soon..

OP I don't need crystal ball to know u have stolen enough money to last you pending when u find another work or u possibly going into ur own business..

Sure what u did is not right but I won't blame you cous I will do same or wait till I get paid..

You an Uwa Mmebi employee but that is none of my biz.

Wish u well in ur endeavors..

No wonder my neighbor is always admitted..

Chisos!!!

Since they re just women, they must ve possibly gone for a meeting in the canal but the prayers of children of God closed the gate of the canal against them nd they drowned..


Prophet Menix
Onye Uwa Mmebi..

Let him go for his best friend's wedding..

He will go for his exam another time..

Ajuju nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi...