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[quote author=SATANICALLY666 post=110593006]As revealed by @Nzekiev




https://twitter.com/nzekiev/status/1497804379994218497?s=19

Watch how they are threatening to shoot us!

We are currently at the Ukraine -Poland border.
Their Police and Army refused to let Africans cross they only allow Ukrainian.
Some have slept here for 2 days under this scorching cold weather, while many have gone back to Lviv. pic.twitter.com/47YG4gxFC4

— Nze (@nzemmili) February 27, 2022

cold weather is bad English.


Scorching is very hot.

WoundedLamb:
Dude, this is a childish thread. You're not in any position to validate my smartness.

Validate your lack of mental smartness you mean?

WoundedLamb:
Lol... C'mon, y'all should stop behaving like secondary school teens. Yes, that's the meaning of Tonto in Italian, Portuguese and Spanish but those are different languages and it has nothing to do with her. Do you care to know the how the word "stupid" is said in Mandarin? It's "Ben". Does this mean those called by that name should be ashamed? Vacuity in my opinion.

You're overreacting by trying hard to indirectly show that you're smart while maintaining a foul mouth.

I just read that a foreign minister referred to Russian president Putin as Tonto which means fool.

The Merriam Webster dictionary affirms this.


Tonto Dike might not know this.

Anazp:
To all the ipobians craving for war im sure they can see what War has done to Ukraine in less than a week. They better use their heads but wont be surprised if they dont since people from that part of the country hardly do until they are destroyed

You're stupid.

God punish you for talking about Igbos in that way.

Phuck Buhari

Buhari is a phool!

That's my take.

Evil, illiterate goverment

Tinubu dey wear pampas.

Baawaa:
This guy was really in pains,you want to do eye service and your eye service is not needed

Silly reasoning.

colorsofrainbow:
dem just dey force this oneNigeria when true true for inside our mind we don scatter finish. Unity by force to enrich the polithiefians the more

Yoruba muslim doesn't know how the church works...

ViperAda:
Ibos are now clamouring for the man they mocked as the lizard of Ubima. Lol

I swear, ibos go collect receipts.


-Viper

You can't talk foolishly about my thribe and go free you silly Goat!

Amotolongbo:
Oops

I am sorry bro, you might not know;
Funwontan
Alabefe
Alfa Pastor Oluwo
Jengbetiele
Itu Baba Ita
Laisi Abesupinle

The first comedian that I know who made Bola Ahmed Tinubu laughed so hard that he almost fell from his seat

Shameful you guys lives roll around that drug sniffer...

One Yoruba Muslim demon go just come spew nonsense here...

Kollins11:
Tinubu is the most qualified, versatile and intellectual presidential candidate for Nigeria.

He is an achiever, he can make Nigeria work again, look at the development in Lagos State, are we not happy?? Then vote for Asiwaju Tinubu 2023

Look at how catastrophic the economy is, insecurity everywhere, inflation and unemployment aren't we tired Suffer nor dey tire una Them use suffer swear for una Please Vote for Bola Asiwaju Tinubu to end these suffering and pain inflicted on us.

BAT 2023

phoolish talk

I hope this one circulating in Enugu everyday should crash too

Lindner:
Long story!!

In an interview, I was asked to narrate a really tensed sitiation and how I navigated it.

I remembered my NYSC days, I lived inside Letmauck Cantonement, Mokola Barracks, Ibadan. Year was 2008.

The wife of an Army Officer( a Major) hired me to tutor their three young kids after school. Unknown to me, it was the woman that needed tutoring on how to read English(she couldn't read nor write). She spoke only pidgin.

We agreed the fees (weekly), and I started. She would later open up to me that she needed tutoring as well. For a relatively long time, I didnt meet the Major himself. I would have left before he returned from work. I was a teacher at St Luis Grammar school just behind the barracks.

Long story short, I started teaching the woman too after she increased my weekly fee. But I noticed the woman would rather gist with me than learn. Being a student of emotional intelligence myself, I reckoned she needed someone to gist with in that ghostly environment like the Officer's Quaters. A full time house wife and in that environment. The other end of the barrack where soldiers ans corpers live was more fun and populated . As long as I was paid, we would gist all afternoon. We soon became friends. I even stopped teaching the kids. They were super sharp, intelligent, restless and troublesome. But every Friday, she never missed my payment.

One faithful Friday afternoon, the Major came home early, that was the first time I ever saw his face. I rightly assumed all the money I was being handsomely paid came from him since the wife was a full house wife.

I stood up to greet him but I couldn't tell if he was angry, sad or just being his military self. He didn't bother to respond, he just went upstairs. His wife followed him immediately.

After about 15 minutes, he came back to join me. He asked how much I was being paid, I told him. He asked if his wife mentioned why she needed to learn how to read, I told him I assumed it was for self improvement. Meanwhile, I had been collecting money weekly for several weeks and this woman could not read jack. We would rather chat, gist and laugh.

The Major went to the TV area and gave me a card, it was their wedding invitation card in 2 weeks time. He mentioned that they never got married before the kids. In short, at the wedding, the woman would be required to read a long vow or something like that. It was a Methodist or Anglican church along Bodija.

He said, given his status both in the church and in the army, he must not be embarrassed by his wife's inability to read. That was the whole reason for the lesson that we turned into chatting sessions. He said it was mandatory that I attended to witness the result of my tutoring. The whole conversion lasted for about 10 minutes and it sounded more like subtle threats and one man trying to dominate another man.

How did the woman not mention her wedding and the real reason she was learning how to read? How could I make her read in two weeks? Should we just memorize the whole text of the program? My mind started racing. I lived at the other end of the barracks, the Major knows where I worked as well. No way I could escape. I had collected a lot of money already and I was 100% certain he would be embarrassed on that day.

I did what I could in two weeks. Attending the wedding for me was like a cow going to the slaughter. My heart was pounding and was literally in my mouth. I knew the woman could not still read even after practicing the texts many times.

It was a beautiful military wedding. I sat at the back, then two guys came and said something like "O boy, oga say make we sit beside you". Which oga? They said "Major". I knew I was in deep shit. Prior to that time, a corper colleague had to be locked up in the guard room for dating a soldier's sister. Ordinary soldier. This was a Major about to be embarrassed in front of his friends, colleagues, juniors and church members. Of course, he wouldn't beat his wife, I figured I would carry all the blame and possibly return every penny I collected.

Sitting through the wedding was the most tensed period of my entire adult life. Gruelling 3 hours!. Second was waiting for my HIV test result. Of course, she fumbled, woefully at that. It was a disaster. That moment you want to hide under the seat. The officiating minster had to take charge of the situation to save face. I'm sure he wasn't aware.

As they where matching out of the church through the guards or what do they call them. Those guys that carry sticks and couples pass under them. I was seriously looking at the Major's face. His facial expression would inform me of my likely fate. His face was always expressionless but today, it was important to read those expressions so as to know my next line of action. Either to pick the next available bus back to my state and never return or something like that. But again, there's the problem of the soldiers beside me.

Conclusion.

The Major didn't have my time on that day, I guess he was occupied with the guests and all. I got lost in the crowd but never returned home directly. I slept at a colleagues room like 10 blocks away from ours. I could remember, ours was block 36 Engineering block. The soldiers sent to sit next to me also probably didn't know the reason and we all dispersed. My room mate and other corper colleagues that knew the background were waiting for the full gist of what happened. That night, I was waiting for that "gulf 3" visit. Gulf car was reigning at the time. They used gulf to pick you up to treat unofficial f**k ups.

The next day, I received a call from the Major's wife to come down to the Officer's Quarters. She didn't thank me for attending the wedding or for my tutoring or say anything that I could draw conclusions on about the mood of the situation. I was too paralysed to even congratulate her. Why would she be the one to call me given what happened at the wedding? I had heard all sorts of stories about what happens in the guard room, true or untrue, I never wanted to experience any of it. I put myself in the Major's shoes. No man should experience what he passed though in those few minutes at the altar. The Church became very quiet. Some people could not even look up.

Approaching the building, I saw the Major and one of the soldiers from yesterday and behold, the Gulf car!!.

I went straight down on my knees and then on my chest, flat on the floor in public view. My colleague had told me that was the only way I could lessen my punishment. But the Officer's Quaters was too quiet and lonely to gain any public pity and possibly help. The Major looked confused. I started apologizing and promised to even refund him. His kids (2 boys, 1 girl) started laughing.

The wife came out laughing as well, but in her hands was what I would later find out to be cake wrapped in those aluminium foils for me. The Major and the soldier just looked at me as if I was less of a man, rolling on the floor without even being accused of anything yet. Apparently, the Gulf car belonged to the soldier. The poor man was not even angry at me. I died multiple times throughout the night thinking about what evil was about to befall me. But all was just in my mind.

The wife would later tell me that she warned her husband before the Wedding not to waste his money on tutoring her. She felt she was hopeless at education.

This is how to narrate a story...


Vivid description of events to make you have a clear mental view of events...


Nna, thanks for sharing.

spinna:
Turkish people sha.. the other day one we saw one that threw his pregnant wife off a cliff just to claim insurance

These Nigerians ehn.

The other day, one man used another person's eyes for rituals!

This op is a basdstard.


You see a peaceful repurchase of a Fulani settlement and you misquote the conversation just to sensationalize the context!

Incognito403:
This is serious.

As usual, Ipobians will blame the north and Tinubu for this.

Doesn't she have a state governor?! Doesn't she have a LGA chairman?! Doesn't her state have an agency for sports?! Do they not claim that they have many multimillionaires?!

I won't be surprised if it's Wike that will still sponsor this girl.

Ipodians are ungrateful lots. See how we all rooted for NOI, but in the end they tried to celebrate her as a Igbo woman not Nigerian.

If we sponsor this girl too, they'll end up removing the Nigerian from her and celebrating her as an Igbo girl.

Yet, they're the ones always shouting tribalism. Tribalism kee every Ipodian pig.

Common to sponsor small girl like this, them no fit. If na to burn Lagos, dem go dey flex muscle. Fire burn all evil minded arsonists.

You're a very UNREASONABLE person.

Hmmm

DamZik:
APC zombies below are heartless, irrational and irritating. They earn a living buy surpporting evil, wickedness and atrocities in Nigeria high places.

SuperBold
Supermugu
AntiChrist
BIGGESThead6
Okoroawusa
Yarimo
helinues
Atheist
ivolt
iokpebholo

Omemka.

Manna bad bq.

Demdem.

Ngene

Devil punish Buhari

Arrewa:
Dangote!!

Ipob zombies oya food don dorn!

Some brainless ipobs said that Dangote is enjoying monopoly that's why he is the richest man in Africa

Dangote is richer than every igbo man in the world!

When a northerner is doing well... They will tell you its government monopololy.

But when an igbo man is doing well... Then it's because he is hard working!

Hypocrisy of the East is second to none!

Stupid talk.


There's nothing like "monopololy"

omenka:
Very flaccid defence. Shameful to say the least.

From Day 1, couple of years ago, SagaLink was busted as a hired gun of Atiku, the news died down and everything went back to normal. Today, we are seeing that nothing really has changed.

There are some people that are hell bent on burning down this country if they cant have their way with power, Atiku is one of such people. He can't stop licking his financial wounds over 2019 and would do anything to make others suffer the same pains of loss of huge investment.

What a shame.

Very hopeless comment

IGBOSON1:
Why not round the figure up to 200 northerners ‘murdered’!?

If Nimbo had retaliated the slaughter in cold blood of their kinsfolk, it’s deceitful people like you that will start churning out numbers of northerners ‘killed’ in Enugu!

Your reputation precedes you murderous lot wherever you go in Nigeria!

The guy is a satanic mofo

Where is the rotten meat seller?

Mide3367:
I just saw this thread now and someone's reply.



Re: Where Do Bullets Go When Fired Straight Into The Air? by Enwhen(m): 7:21pm

ShoProperties:
Kindly share your thoughts on this




In physics , it is called Maximum height


When the bullet get to the maximum height , it can no longer go upward again , the velocity , the force pushing it upward has exhausted, and the bullet start coming down with no force to cause any damage , even if it lands on your head ...




But most times, those shooting the gun fail to maintain upward position of the gun, as such , it can still be very harmful , mostly for AK47, or M16, which goes a long distance ....e.g , like the incident at Lekki Toll gate , when u look closely to the soldiers shooting at a point , their guns were no facing upward properly , which was the reason those at the far back end were hit by the bullets while those at the front were picking the pellets of the bullets .... If it was done intentionally , is what I can't tell of, becuase it unprofessional for soldiers to shoot in such way after enough range training exercises...


For police , they are very lazy to maintain vertical gun position while shooting as such , in most condition , stray bullet. Are prone ...e.g , at the campaign ground for Gov Fayemi in 2018. Ekiti State , the police end up shooting a dignity.




Then I thought of what DJ switch said and corrolate both. Soldiers killed psople and took 15 corpse away but no evidence of it. Now someone said bullet might likely touch people in the back. So did the soldiers went to the back of the crowd to pick the dead people and take away or they have other soldiers positioned there to take the dead away?
CC clickmarin
Lalasticlala
Mydn44

May that be your portion

Let the Yoruba Muslims blame the Igbos

ITbomb:
You see that carpenter standing on top of the building, he probably is an old man now (if not dead) bragging about how he used to build houses for Abiola and other politicians but nobody will believe him

This your comment is the classiest I've read.

Mature, insightful and humorous without a tinge of tribalism.
Kudos.

DozieMartin:
No matter how you people trade your triberlism on NL stop it on other others. Don't near Nsukka or we the Ndi Enugu-Ezike or else you may find yourself in the land of no return. We don't take rubbish in Enugu-Ezike

An'oshua b' nwan'fu.


Gba he nk'ti.