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RomanceRe: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by MENTORCH(m): 5:05am On Mar 19, 2017
BLoomfrancs:
lol this is only a stereotype.
And you forgot that Caucasians are different from lightskinned guys as their skins are white and not yellowish like we have in Africa.
Colombians are light skinned buh have big D
Arabians are light skinned buh have big D
In Nigeria both the lightskinned and darkskinned guys have big D

So my dear don't give yourself false hope.
By the way I am fair but have a big black Dlipsrsealed
OK sir, we have heard you. Girls know best; coz they are the ones who Bleep us.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Is Nigeria’s Father Of Corruption, Sits On Stolen Wealth - Fayose by MENTORCH(m): 12:05am On Mar 17, 2017
Yeah he is just a hypocrite, acting like he didn't steal government money.
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Man Has A Big Penïs? by MENTORCH(m): 8:26pm On Mar 13, 2017
nigeriasmack:
1) you have asked many girls of what ?

2) you entrust your mother to ask some other girls whether they have big viginaa or not?

3) some girls would tell your mother they have big viginaa, this does not mean, a man will tell a girl, when she asks whether he has a big peniss.
How dare you rat mention my mothers name, you are sad you have a small dick. It's better to cut it off and remain celibate than to disgrace yourself in front of a woman.
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Man Has A Big Penïs? by MENTORCH(m): 8:17pm On Mar 13, 2017
Just ask him indirectly, a sharp guy will let you know his status immediately if he is large. I have done that with many girls.
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Man Has A Big Penïs? by MENTORCH(m): 8:08pm On Mar 13, 2017
whywhyogun:
a girl will choose to have sex with a big peniis

a woman will choose to marry with a man with wealth

that is what i called COMPENSATION for a man with a small peniis, he needs to amass more money if he wishes to marry the same beautiful woman.

but for girls, who are having fun , instead of serious marriage, they would definitely not choose a small peniis. or maybe the guy may postpone the size issue, and make it slight and murky by sweet words and precious presents, these are compensation too, which a big peniss never worries about.
Some guys with money still have large dicks.
RomanceRe: Virgins Have Nothing To Offer Except Their Tight Private Part – Nigerian Girl by MENTORCH(m): 3:09pm On Mar 09, 2017
nextprince:
And what can the 'boreholes' offer apart from the 'boreholes'?
Lol, so many girls have nothing to offer aside sex whether virgins or non virgins.
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Prettiest And Sexiest Female Musicians In Nigeria/rating. by MENTORCH(m): 2:35am On Mar 08, 2017
Emma Nyra should be in the first 3 sexiest.
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by MENTORCH(m): 2:27am On Mar 08, 2017
Time is not the main thing, even if you bang her for 13mins and she comes severally it's better than wasting her time for 30mins without her cumming.
RomanceRe: A Message For Guys Who Go Around Bragging About How They Deflowered A Lady by MENTORCH(m): 11:32pm On Mar 04, 2017
The guy just said rubbish, after disvirgining a girl you would have obviously bleeped her for a while before passing her to the next person; is that not you drinking enough to get drunk before another man gets drunk
PoliticsRe: CBN To Pump Fresh $350m Into Forex Market Again by MENTORCH(m): 10:34am On Mar 04, 2017
989900:
Production closing in on target (2.2million barrels), @$50+ per barrel CBN can afford it.

We need to harmonize rates to increase Forex inflow from FDI ( that peaked at roughly $10b some 3-4 years ago), and Forex inflow into and through the system (that peaked @ $35b last year . . . roughly 3 times our Forex earnings from oil last year).

The weekly interventions will have to be sustained in a 'hit target' mode. The volume is averagely cool, but smarter policies and tweaking here and there would be needed to reap the full effect . . . with accompanying smart policies, it can harmonize to between N300 and N350 or less, in few weeks -- I know how.

To the guy that mentioned Russia, and his co-travelers, shake my head @ you.

Well said.
PoliticsRe: CBN To Pump Fresh $350m Into Forex Market Again by MENTORCH(m): 10:32am On Mar 04, 2017
bigtt76:
@embolden... Wrong assumption. The dollar is universal and cannot expire or lose its value against the local currency.

The hoarders would persevere knowing that the battle being fought by CBN depends largely on her forex reserve.

How long can CBN maintain this battle before it succumbs? Venezuela is now down to last 10 billion dollars. Nigeria is only $19bn richer angry

At this rate its only a matter of time before we find ourselves in similar position. CBN should stop the restrictions and let the dollar float on its own. Arik and others have fallen victim yet they're giving emphasis to school fees SMH
Venezuela doesn't produce as much barrels as Nigeria does, the only way CBN can lose the battle is if the oil price goes down to 30, but if it remains in its 50s those people hoarding the dollar will lose. As CBN is auctioning the dollar they making profit too and getting billions of naira that will be injected back into the economy.
PoliticsRe: CBN To Pump Fresh $350m Into Forex Market Again by MENTORCH(m): 10:24am On Mar 04, 2017
toyetade:
Why do we worry too much about Dollar exchange rate. Japanese Yen is 140 to a £, Iranian 40,000 to a pound, Indonesia 16,000 to a pound. The people in these countries are not dying. Instead of using the Foreign reserve to defend the Naira, we should be using that to develop our countries infrastructures- electricity, rail infrastructures, establish good security, good hospital and do everything that we make life easy for a common man. It is then foreigners can come and invest in the country. Defending the naira is only serving some sectional interest like those who pay school fees abroad. How long are we going to be defending the Naira
CBN using our foreign reserves to defend naira is not a waste of money, they auction this dollar and get naira in return which will be injected back into the economy.
RomanceRe: Why Do The Rich Marry The Rich And The Poor Marry The Poor.... by MENTORCH(m): 4:23pm On Mar 03, 2017
Strahovski1:
So the rich should marry a poor person that didn't know how they got rich?
Even the rich person they are marrying will not still know how they got rich. People just like to get married to people on their level for other reasons, it happens worldwide.
RomanceRe: Size Doesn't Matter!. by MENTORCH(m): 9:31pm On Feb 26, 2017
kimbra:
Finally I dosed off, I was happy that morning cos I'll be going to see my love hours later, by 11:am I was at his house(konji na bastard). grin

He had this two settee sofa in his room just by one extreme, after gisting for few minutes we moved to the room, he sat on the sofa and I sat on his legs, then we started kissing. I was wet while I could feel how erected his dick was but couldn't tell if it's "big" or "small". I removed it from his boxer and sat on it at that time we were moaning with pleasure. Then he undressed me and dropped me on his bed, the sex was great, he has cum and needed to change the cd for another round. While he was changing it, I stood on the bed and walked towards the edge while he was wondering what I was upto, I jumped on him. grin At this point the "wall" was the only thing he had in mind, so he leaned my back against the wall and tried to put his dick in but it wouldn't stay, it kept slipping out(my pussy isn't the borehole kind) have not loosed body count.

He kept trying but it wouldn't stay, I began wondering cos have had sex with my ex on same position and his stayed, so I decided to place it myself, I realized it was very small but I didn't let it bother me cos he was ontop of his game.

He immediately moved me to the couch, which was were we had our last round, that was the best sex have had in my life that for weeks everything was playing in my head. grin whenever I say to myself that his dick was small something else in me tells me "it didn't matter cos he could use it".

To all those guys with small dicks, just know how to use it to your advantage, some guys with the bigger sizes are practically useless on bed cos they feel being endowed down there is enough...it isn't!.

Cc:lalasticlala.
Size matters but it doesn't mean a woman can't enjoy sex with a small dick, a woman with a small ass might be sweeter than a big ass lady; but men still love big ass. Thats life
RomanceRe: So Who Is The Cutest Guy On Nairaland by MENTORCH(m): 6:45pm On Feb 19, 2017
Lol
Music/RadioRe: Why Do African Artistes Find It Hard To Break Into The Nigerian Market? by MENTORCH(m): 6:28pm On Feb 19, 2017
naptu2:
A few songs by non-Nigerian Africans that have been popular in Nigeria


Uhuru - Khona (South Africa)

Mahoota & Vetkuk - Via Orlando (South Africa)

DJ Sbu ft Zahara - Lengoma (South Africa)

Mzbel - 16 years (Ghana)

Cabo Snoop - Windeck (Angola)

Toofan - Gweta (Togo)

Tic Tac - Kangaroo - Ghana

Awilo Longomba - Coupe Bibamba (Ivory Coast)

Angelique Kidjo - Agolo (Benin)

Angelique Kidjo - Voodoo Child (Benin)

Yvonne Chaka Chaka - Umquombothi (South Africa)

VIP - Ahonka Womu (Ghana)

Freshly Ground - Doobedoo (South Africa)

Mi Casa - Jika (South Africa)

Fuse - Azonto (Ghana)

Magic System - Premier Gaou (Ivory Coast)

Alpha Blondie - Fanta Diallo (Ivory Coast)

Brenda Fassie - It's Your Wedding Day (South Africa)

Brenda Fassie - Vulindlela (South Africa)



There are very many songs by other Africans that have been successful in Nigeria
Very correct, all these songs were mega hits in Nigeria.Some of them were even played more than Nigerian songs when they came out.
RomanceRe: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by MENTORCH(m): 8:55pm On Feb 16, 2017
Backinfront:
Look at another one deceiving himself. Which classic white woman can you attract?

I am not talking of trash or swirling.
Lol,you sound frustrated. Let the girls judge; After all it's all about them.
PoliticsRe: Judge Orders Final Forfeiture Of N34 Billion Linked To Diezani Alison-Madueke by MENTORCH(m): 7:38pm On Feb 16, 2017
genearts:
My lawd...... 34 billion? And some dolts that call themselves senators wants magu out, thunder fire all of them
Magu is the best person to revive our economy, all this thieves must release our money.
RomanceRe: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by MENTORCH(m): 6:25pm On Feb 16, 2017
Lol, I feel for you Op. I think it's you that is finding it difficult to get laid. Truth be told fine dark guys with nice bodies gets more girls, I can't even count the amount of girls I have bleeped. Both white,Mexican,black American, Nigerian. If a white girl wants to go black she won't Bleep a lightskinned guy coz there is no difference to her. I have a friend that is very light skinned more handsome than this Tony. He hasn't even seen one white girl to lay in over 4years.

CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by MENTORCH(m): 5:57pm On Feb 09, 2017
500k is nothing for a private jet, so he had a good deal.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Supports Tuface Cancellation Of Nationwide Protest - Nigerians React by MENTORCH(m): 10:17pm On Feb 05, 2017
HungerBAD:
Irrelevant people.

It is only in Nigeria, uneducated celebrities think they are relevant in the Governance of a Country. The business of running a Country is not a Comedy Show,or singing you are my African Queen.

This is exactly one of the reasons Trump won in the US. Because Hollywood ganged up against him,and thought they could use their star power to influence the election.

You entertainers should stick to entertaining,and let serious minded people worry about Nigeria.
Every Nigerian citizen has a right to partake in any issue concerning Nigeria, whether you are an entertainer, an exconvict, a prostitute. Entertainers are even role models;so their voice will be heard faster than any other person. That was why they did everything to bring Fela down.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like Bad Guys? by MENTORCH(m): 6:15pm On Feb 05, 2017
Olasco93:
Ladies love any guy who is in control. They hate needy guys who lack self-esteem and seeks permission before they take a decision. The Bahd guys have Guts. They act like they don't care even when they do. They have humour, good vibes, swaggz and know how to press a ladies Mumu Button. Act Nice art thy own peril...
Nice Guy: Can I Kiss You?
Bad Guy: ...Jacks Her and Finger her without offloading her Jeans...
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Nice Guy: Please My love, can you come to my Place tomorrow?
Bad Guy: Meet me at home 2moro by 5pm. Help me get a CD on that Chemist at my Junction on your way coming.
.
Nice Guy: Wow! You look Beautiful from head to toe on that dress.
Bad Guy: This your Eye lash too much na, you dey go shrine. Take handkachief clean am small jare.
.
Nice Guy: Hello swetty, just want to let you know I can't do without you my Love. I miss you so much...
Bad Guy: How far, I dey house. Branch market come prepare stew for me, I dey hungry.
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Nice Guy: Good Morning Sweety, how was your Night? Hope you slept good?
Bad Guy Wetin dey do you? I dey call you, you no dey pick. You be Ogbanje, Call me jare... Hangs up!
NICE GUYS are boring, easily friendzone under a month, BAD GUYS are the Real MVP. They play the Games the way Ladies love it played and surprisingly, the so called church girls can't do without them.
You are right to an extent, but you know girls can tell who a real bad guy is; sometimes it's not just the way you relate to her, it's the way you address other things. She will know this guy is mean, some good guys can be trying to be tough by saying all those things.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Toasting Nigerian Guys by MENTORCH(m): 9:21pm On Feb 03, 2017
That one is a small thing, but honestly it's mostly girls that aren't that fine.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Beyonce Goes Nude To Show Her Twin Baby Bump (Photos) by MENTORCH(m): 7:35pm On Feb 02, 2017
Isaacmacdon:
Well, I wish her safe delivery. Must she strip unclad? This world is entering six feet gradually.
You know during her first pregnancy people were saying it was fake, so she is trying to prove everyone wrong this time.
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by MENTORCH(m): 8:41pm On Jan 27, 2017
No correct guy will have time to be sending all this to one woman, when girls full everywhere. If I send one message and she doesn't reply; that is the end.
RomanceRe: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by MENTORCH(m): 12:58am On Jan 27, 2017
I must confess some Nigerian girls are characters, they wont notice you until they know what you control or your worth.
RomanceRe: Kenyan Tattoo Artist Boasts Of Sleeping With Over 500 Ladies, Shares Photos by MENTORCH(m): 11:56pm On Jan 25, 2017
More than 450 of those girls are runs girls; who counts fucking a runs girl as anything. It's obvious the tattoo is an exchange for sex.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Caught Angela Okorie philandering With Jammeh, She Got $1.5m" by MENTORCH(m): 10:07pm On Jan 24, 2017
Well I don't believe that figure, but I know this Angela babe is still into runs; my elder brother paroled her back then when she was in Festac about 10 years ago. So definitely it will still be in her blood.
RomanceRe: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by MENTORCH(m): 5:12am On Jan 13, 2017
czarr:
I've stopped approaching girls.
tho 80% of the time I'm successful, cos I can gauge how receptive any babe is at any point in time.
but that's just putting too much power in their hands!
.....right now I just let common situations and circumstances, bring us close.

I only like girls that like me.
#likeAboss
That's the way, this generation ladies need to like you first and you have to see the signs before approaching them.
RomanceRe: What Will U Do If You Vowed Not To Date Single Moms And Then U Saw This Yansh by MENTORCH(m): 4:47am On Jan 13, 2017
dotman4real007:
what is there? fat and flesh opari!! Once you get down low with her for a week you will get tired of it. Then she will bring all her bills and her child's bills on your head na dat time the yansh go expire for your eyes!!!
I'm telling you, once you cum you will get back to your senses. All your money gone.
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Engaged Two Weeks After Ex-boyfriend Of 8 Years Dumped Her by MENTORCH(m): 9:02am On Jan 12, 2017
The guy had been there before the break up, how are we sure the guy didn't propose before the break up. She then made her 8year boyfriend to break up with her. Women are craftier than men.
RomanceRe: Curvy Calabar Girl Shades Nigerian Girls Who Complain Of Small Dicks (video) by MENTORCH(m): 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2016
skitcentral:
Big ass doesn't translate to good fucck. Big ass just jiggles and bounces, adding a flavor to sex
I hear you MR jiggle.

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