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Alondra:
It isn't about the size but how functional you can make it

Story, if it's like that why do men like big ass; since it's all about functionality.

FortuneTeller:
I like the big ones. However a broke man with a bick dick is useless.

Yeah that's true lol, women need hot sex, money and attention.

FortuneTeller:
A man who knows how to eat pussy well, doesn't need a big dick. He will make you orgasm every time without failure. But in addition he gave me lots of money. I was very happy with him.

Women will still go for the big dick guy, becoz if he doesn't know how to eat pussy he can learn.The 3inch guy cannot learn how to be big.

I agree, marriage in Nigeria is business.

She doesn't look good, she is blaming it on her dark skin. The girl who does the forbes Africa show stuff is darker than her but was employed by Forbes. There are so many other things this lady might lack too.

Softorgasm:
Any Lady that carry this around is a dog and a whoore...
She lacks character, self control and good moral upbringing, so therefore she is an animal.

Too many hypocrites in Nigeria, even if it's true how are we sure you haven't done worse things. This is one of the reasons why Nigerian girls form.

vizkiz:
I have done 18 ladies since birth. Still small Sha.

What is 18? Lol

dollyjoy:
I don't think She like the ex.

She doesn't, she has seen an opportunity to run.

Millz404:
Lol.... Nigerians can claim every and anytin.... He is an American with African root, just like other African American.

He is not an American, he is a Nigerian. He still has his Nigerian accent and he entered America when he was in his twenties. Trump appointed him because he is one of the richest black professionals in America and he didn't make his money through entertainment like most black rich men in America.

Tallesty1:
Made in China, packaged in akwa ibom

How do you know?

If it's true the guy really tried, I can't date any girl for more than a month without sex; anything more than that has entered longthing.

emeijeh:
Why is he squatting like a ball boy in the first pix?
"Davido the ball boy" ain't a bad name afterall

Does it really matter if he is squatting or not, it's just a picture; no matter what someone does people must talk. If he is the only one standing and others squatting people will still talk.

Slaveman343:
She is Naza, the daughter in-law of the richest Nigerian woman, Folorunsho
Alakija. Her son, Folarin, who was unfortunate to be born with black skin and monkey face is the luckiest man on earth right now

He is married to a woman who has all we adore
Spotless white skin, pointed nose, long silky hair choi. God created this one himself.

We the people of Nigeria and the black race will forever be grateful to this embodiment and definition of beauty. Need i say that our future children will be eternally grateful for our choice.

Naza you are a beauty to be praised
I am not even fit to be your slave.

Marrying any woman that looks like you will be too much to bear. How can one live with an angel.

Naza we adore you. Who can extend this beauty to us!!!!




_slaveman343

You are really a slave, she is nowhere close to the finest in Nigeria;there are so many finer girls in Nigeria. You sound like someone that has never travelled. We complain about our economy when we don't even value things from our country.

But white cars are the cheapest of all colours, everything is racism to Nigerians; have you taught of why people wear black suits and not white to work. Black is a bolder colour but white is more attractive.

When I start dating a girl I calculate every amount I spend. After three months if the money spent on her is way too much,I will tell her she has to start spending too or that's the end; coz there is no return in investment and when you go broke she will run. Some girls think dating a guy is a full time job.

It's not just money, she likes black. Coz she is pretty enough to get a rich Iranian to marry her.

AnonyNymous:
Nigerians floating label anyhow. Nonsense.
In the American music industry there are only three labels: Sony, Universal, and Warner Bros. Any other 'label' you hear about is actually a sublabel to one of these three, or an imprint. But in Nigeria you'll have one upcoming artist forming his own 'record label'. Lmao.

Not true,there is still Columbia, interscope, capitol.

Very humble man.

OPCNAIRALAND:
Where did Shettima get 10million he dobated? From his personal account or from government treasury?
It's not Shrttima's responsibility to care for families left behind by slain soldiers.

We need a new order in public administration.

Wherever he got the money from he tried, what about politicians that use our monies to buy personal properties around the world.

MrAwePresident:
don't be offended the specie of woman I believe he is referring to is the Olosho. They have become very rampant during this time period. For more information kindly four-4-species-of women every man most know about thread here on Nairaland

Nothing like olosho, even normal girlfriend will still expect money and gift in return from her boyfriend. The only difference is that she won't Bleep everybody. That is why girls don't like dating broke guys because the gifts and money will be hard to get.

Tolexander:
it is possible!

It's impossible, are you the one paying him? What will be giving him such an amount in a week. How many shows does he even go for in a month.

wristbangle:
I find it very shameful and ridiculous when I see guys complaining that they can't spend on a lady whom they barely know on first date because they are yet to tumble beneath the sheets and that she may eventually reject their love proposal.

Even when they choose to spend on a lady, their reluctance will be so glaring just like someone being forced at gun point to drop his money and this is the reason why some ladies have resorted to attach terms and conditions before a guy can take them on a date.

So ladies if you notice the following characteristics in a guy on first date, just know that he is the stingy type.

1. He orders cheap foods for you

Some guys are so stingy to the extent that before they can order bottle water or sausage roll for a lady, they will think over and over again. Even when they are about to order such meals, they will whisper at the lady's ear that "don't you think it's better for us to buy these stuffs outside?". Can't you see that it's too expensive here? Funny enough, it's their type that will blow trumpet loud on how they spend immense money on a lady at exotic restaurants.

2. He will demand sex in exchange for his money spent

I consider this act as a big disgrace and any guy guilty of this act deserves some lashes of cane. Simply because you bought N200 suya for a lady during your first date, that doesn't give you a free entry to her kitty cat. I mean you spend such a ridiculously meagre amount and you expect a lady to surrender her body cheaply? Bros, you need Jesus in your life.

3. He chooses local restaurant for date

Sometimes I wonder how on earth a reasonable guy will take a lady to an untidy restaurant whose foods has been contaminated with flies. Just because a plate of rice goes for N100 with the inclusion of a big rotten meat, he will start feeling on top of the world that he has satisfied the lady. Anyway with the crop of ladies nowadays, I don't think they can tolerate this bullshit from any guy.

4. Sharing of Bills

It is only a stingy guy that will request that bills be split on a first date. This is an act of stinginess coupled with low self esteem. To be very candid, no lady in her right sense of reasoning will ever date such a man unless she has no choice.

5. He complains bitterly if you request for quite expensive meals

Some guys can never cease to amaze me because by the time the lady they take out on a first date request for rice and chicken, they will start looking in discomfort just like the way GEJ was looking when he lost to Buhari. The prefer the lady orders for just a bottle of coke and meat pie but when she orders for a plate of rice, discomfort will be registered on his face

6. He won't order for any meal

One of the characteristic of stingy guys on a first date is that, they will pretend to have no appetite when the lady is eating, but will be salivating inside of them. Who's deceiving who?. All they do is to engage her into meaningless discussion hoping to land her in bed.

7. Eagerness to leave you in order to avoid paying your T-Fare

This reminds of the story a female friend of mine shared about how a guy abandoned her at a bus terminus simply because he stylishly wants to dodge paying her transport fare back home even when she affirmed that he is not under her obligation to pay. Some guys think they can play smart by doing this but honestly speaking, It doesn't speak well for a gentleman.

8. He tells you his house or no where else

Another characteristic of a stingy dude is that he will always be bent on a lady coming to his house or she should forget about it. This is because he doesn't want to lose a kobo.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can also add yours

You are right, but sometimes women take advantage of the fact that they aren't paying so they order anything, when right inside them they know they can never agree for the guy. If some girls like you they can kiss and Bleep you even if it's only 200 naira you have spent.

Smellymouth:
Ladies, DO NOT be deceived..

Nor be about Big size oo!!

Incase you don't know ==> No matter how BIG the phone dey, na small sim Card dey work the phone

Even as BIG as tablets dey, you have to CUT the sim to a micro sim..

Story story. If you were big;you won't say all this.

Zceesneh:
am disappointed with iyanya, he should be signing and not being signed, his mate are being signed to sony music here he is signing for mavin, smh

There is nothing there, nobody is too big to be signed 2011 diddy was still signed by interscope, you dont even know the agreement between the two of them.

jake2much:
guys let stop being a fool for this girls dats why I wrote this topic. is for us those guys that still mumu theirself cos of a girl.never give a girl money if u never sex her for reasons.
1. it make u seem senceless as a maga. most girls dont like guys having fun with them but they like collecting money,letting u buy them gift. You keep buying but nothing to show for it.
2.because they are sexing another person.most girls lied that they hate sex which is a lie.only a fool will believe that lie.they are forming but when u see how they during the action u will know its sweet to them
most of them cant do without sex.see dat igbo girl chiamaka that use cocumber on her pucce,yet she wont gree to let her boyfriend. dont let anybody chop wat you pay for. if she want gift and money she must let u enjoy her.
3. she leave you in pains. if u keep spending for ur girl she will leave u when she see a richer guy, or when you are broke. am sorry to say most are wicked! they spend wit u when u have and dump u when u dont have. it will pain. but if you have sleep with her a lot it wont hurt you that much, because you also gain her body. this life nothing goes for nothing. shine ur eye guys. guys add ur reason

One of the realest write ups on nairaland.

RealJaneDoe:
Why her face so yellow and body so black

The difference is not much.

maxism2:
Effects of 2much sperm & nyashing

That cannot bring out her shape without plenty food.

bebe2:
I shud shut up

Ur mother is an idiot for raising a bastard like u. How dare u? You think it's only teenagers to come here.

Now we know why life will continue to be hard for u, with dat attitude u going no where fast.

How dare you call my mother,you this broke rat and who told you life is hard for me.Do you even know me or my worth? You started the trouble, so shut up again; with your bad English. Illiterate

bebe2:
Only lazy pple say America is hard.
A country where u can work and get paid. Pls ways hard there?

Shut up, I never said America is hard. I only said People think it's easy. I don't have to start explaining things out here. People who live in America know what I'm saying.

MrPresident1:
No heaven, no hell yet we have America and Nigeria?

Op, heaven and hell are real

I don't know why Nigerians living in Nigeria think America is easy.

nubian999:
Shit! He is fiiiine though

He is just there and I think it was staged. Coz how did they bring all of them together.