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PoliticsRe: "Since Buhari Came To Office, Not A Single Sabotage Of The Power Infrastructure" by merbenko: 7:44am On Sep 05, 2015
Nigeria my country
PoliticsRe: Change Agenda: We Are Building A New Nigeria, Says Buhari by merbenko: 9:44pm On Aug 25, 2015
Mr President let me remind you that you are the president not an opposition party please. Start working and safe us from all this media propaganda.
RomanceRe: Should I Expose Him To His Fiancee? by merbenko: 6:09am On Aug 22, 2015
eagleeye2:
What will she gainhuh Another woman's tears (misery loves company). And you think she didn't see any sign in the two years relationship?
It's called Courtship for a reason. The guy or girl in a non-marrital relationship owes themselves no FIDELITY. Ask any marriage counsellor.
The guy/girl didn't take any vows to remain Faithful, forsaken all others. That is the bitter truth.
Did the Vow means marital Vow? If Yes I so much agree with you. Been in courtship with you for morethan 5year those not mean you are life partner afar that Vow of marital faithfulness didn't bind us. Take it or leave it
RomanceRe: Should I Expose Him To His Fiancee? by merbenko: 6:03am On Aug 22, 2015
What African women ought to understand is, more thna 60% African men are polygamous in nature the more you put that at your brain less you will feel pains of cheating and move on
PoliticsRe: Two Newspapers Gave Different Reasons Why Immigration Boss Was Suspended by merbenko: 5:46am On Aug 22, 2015
agarawu23:
we should blame GeJ and PDP as a whole for legalizing bribery and corruption in Nigeria.

He must have bribed them in the embassy before his visa was processed. And if you go to Nigeria embassy for help, this silly set of ppl will never respond until you give them money.

The outcome of the probe must conclude on bribery either by the wanted criminal or his agent who processed his visa.
no in history of nigeria have GEJ legalize corruption in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by merbenko: 6:55am On Aug 21, 2015
Gob bless you GEJ. No matter what GEJ have done his best in many sectors in Nigeria. Waiting for Buhari Input so that we can move forward. Integrity can't increase power supply without investing in power sector. If integrity have miracle power then there will be no unemployment, terrorism, bad road etc. Let buhari invest and change Nigeria and stop taking praises of past administration
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by merbenko: 6:51am On Aug 21, 2015
[quote author=bashorunbazok post=37174335]Even if GEJ had invested the whole of Nigeria's revenue in power sector, nothing would have changed. He knew nothing about what was happening in his administration. May we never have such a failure as our leader again.

It's funny that some of you are very fast to praise GEJ for any achievement in Buhari's tenure but you refuse to blame GEJ anytime bokoharam attacks.[/quote God] Gob bless you GEJ. No matter what GEJ have done his best in many sectors in Nigeria. Waiting for Buhari Input so that we can move forward. Integrity can't increase power supply without investing in power sector. If integrity have miracle power then there will be no unemployment, terrorism, bad road etc. Let buhari invest and change Nigeria and stop taking praises of past administration
PoliticsRe: Adamawa Varsity Reopens, Recruits 80 Hunters by merbenko: 6:31am On Aug 21, 2015
May the God protect them and safe them from the hand off BH boys
Jokes EtcFunny Pix Of A Wedding. by merbenko(op): 9:38am On Aug 20, 2015
Hahahahaha

PoliticsRe: Professor Asks Students To Pose Unclad In Class If They Want To Graduate. Photos by merbenko: 7:44pm On Aug 19, 2015
Some thing unique
PoliticsRe: Customs Chief Resigns. "I Am Not Scared Of Anybody"he Says by merbenko: 6:49am On Aug 18, 2015
Please someone should read the headline for me
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Vehicle Sinks After Bridge Collapses In Gombe State by merbenko: 6:45am On Aug 18, 2015
So bad
PoliticsRe: Mr President Plesase Establish Schools Like This by merbenko: 5:56am On Aug 11, 2015
KK noted
PoliticsRe: Buhari Constitutes Advisory Committee On Anti-corruption by merbenko: 1:05pm On Aug 10, 2015
Day in day out the same story corruption. Mtchewwww
PoliticsRe: Looted Funds Must Be Returned - Buhari Tells Jonathan by merbenko: 1:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
I'm sick and tired of hearing this word loot, corruption, stealing etc everyday on newspaper and nairaland. Buhari and his APC cohort have to tell us their way forward so that. A poor man on the street will have hope. So if PDP didn't return the money Nigeria remain will stagnant without any growth or development? All this nonsense noise of corruption have to stop and let us be hearing some good news and project taking on. Prosecute everyone that have nigeria money illegally while some action project is going on please.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ex-lover Pours Boiling Water On Man For Ending 2 Year Relationship by merbenko: 4:34am On Aug 10, 2015
What a world
PoliticsRe: The I.G Of Police Re-opens Case Of Forgery Allegation Against APC Chair Oyegun. by merbenko: 8:36am On Aug 09, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Takes Over Patience Jonathan’s Office-PUNCH by merbenko: 8:22am On Aug 09, 2015
PassingShot:
I ask you again: Which office would you rather she use for her pet projects which we already know she was going to do?

PMB clearly said there won't be office of the first lady as if it were recognized by the constitution. And that has not changed.
. Which of the office is she using before her husband won the election? How many NGO project have she initiate for the betterment of the country before her husband became the president?
CelebritiesRe: Wikipedia Says Don Jazzy Is 46!!! See His Reaction by merbenko: 7:21am On Aug 09, 2015
Don Jazzy you are above that 32years don't lie bro if your mama will tell the truth she will you willbe around that 50yrs
PoliticsRe: 1985 Coup: How I Led Soldiers To Pick Up Buhari – Col. A. Aminu (rtd) by merbenko: 7:18am On Aug 09, 2015
Ok. Were are those pointing accusing finger on Dasuki?
RomanceRe: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by merbenko: 7:03am On Aug 09, 2015
Back then during my undergraduate days at NSUK. There was this girl that normally admire me secretly all days. A faithful day I heard my cell phone rang and I pick and saw a new number, my friend ask who is that girl calling I reply by saying I don't know her. In the evening she called and ask us to meet an read at school, honestly I'm not the reading type in school that was my reply, and I'm staying at off campus I discripe it for her, not morethan ten minute she call that she is standing at spot I discripe it for her. I mate her there me and my friend and he left to his place. To cut the story short this girl is fully and ready for action she stay at my place till 1am we do the normal pre sex engagement all just ready for action that is when she release that I want to rape her. rape ke? ThankGod I can walk her home. I ask her to dress up so that I will company her down to her area surprising after I came back. She wrote me a text of how I'm not a man. What did she mean by that? It is because I didn't force my self on her or formally it was a pretense. Unlucky for her she came again. I keep the knowledge of God and bank her mercilessly without thinking otherwise. The next thing I heard is I rape her, while she take her bath, eat finish stay in my room till 2am action continue. But the fool was like I rape her. God punish her mouth that is what I told her eyes balls to eye balls.
Romance9 Reason Couple Should Have More Sex A Week by merbenko(op): 6:08am On Aug 09, 2015
Couples that have become complacent in their relationship or too caught up with other things may not realize the benefits of a healthy sex life. And we don't blame you! It's easy to forget how important bedroom time is, especially when you've moved past the falling in love I-want-to-love- you-and-eat-you-and-become-one-body feeling and onto the I've-had-such-a-long-day-all-I-want-is-dinner-and-sleep phase. But sex is important for so many reasons, both physical and emotional. You may have heard that sex releases oxytocin, the "cuddle hormone," which makes you feel lovey-dovey and improves your bond with your partner—but there are many other health benefits you may not be aware of. Here are 9 reasons you should be having more sex.
1. You get sick less often. Having sex once or twice a week raises your levels of immunoglobulins, an antibody that helps your body fight off infection from bacteria and viruses. Regular sex can improve your immune system by 30 percent. advertisement
2. It's more exciting than a treadmill. Sex burns 3 – 4 calories a minute, compared with about 1.5 if you're just sitting there, and orgasms produce the amphetamine-like chemical phenylethylamine, a natural appetite suppressant. (Bonus: phenylethylamine is also found in chocolate!)
3. You'll have improved self-esteem. Sex releases endorphins, which produce an overall feel-good sensation— that's part of what makes you feel calm and secure after sex. Feeling good in the bedroom can translate to other areas of your life.
4. It's better than Aspirin. In addition to endorphins, sex releases corticosteroids, both of which are natural pain- relievers that can soothe headaches, period cramps and back pain. Of course, your partner will be sure to remind you of this reason the next time you try to use a headache as an excuse NOT to have sex.
5. It helps you sleep better. The oxytocin that is released during orgasm also promotes sleep—which may explain why your guy goes from 60 to zero in about five seconds after a romp.
6. It relieves stress and reduces depression. You may not feel like getting down and dirty after a difficult day at work, but sex can actually help reduce stress. Studies have shown that after having sex with a partner (as opposed to masturbating), women had lower levels of stress hormone cortisol, lower blood pressure and reported being in a better mood. One study even found that women who were exposed to semen were less depressed than those who used condoms. (Though we do NOT recommend skipping the condom—an unwanted pregnancy or an STD would zap those good feelings pretty quickly.) advertisement
7. It improves your sense of smell. After you orgasm, your body produces prolactin, a hormone that makes you feel sexually satisfied. But prolactin also activates the olfactory bulb, the part of the brain that controls your sense of smell —the association between being sexually satisfied and breathing in the scent of your partner may increase your partner bond.
8. It makes you look younger. Sex raises your estrogen levels, which makes your hair shiny and your skin glow. In fact, regular sex may actually slow aging, according to researcher David Weeks, author of Secrets Of The Superyoung. In his study, people who had sex with their partners (casual sex or cheating doesn't work!) three or more times a week looked 7 to 12 years younger than their actual ages.
9. Regular periods. A Stanford University study found that women who have weekly sex have more regular cycles than women who have less frequent sex. This benefit comes from intimacy, as well as regular sex.
RomanceWomen Leg In 2020 by merbenko(op): 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2015
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FoodJust Because I Want Eat by merbenko(op): 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2015
I need my bowl to wash my hand to eat my pounded yam

RomanceCheck Out This Funny Message On Facebook by merbenko(op): 6:23pm On Aug 05, 2015
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RomanceFor Men........ Don't Takes Women Ungranted by merbenko(op): 7:59am On Aug 04, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]You saw her somewhere & asked to meet her she stopped
for you. You asked for her name she told you. You asked for
her phone number, she gave you the real one. You asked for
her friendship she gave you care, presence & listening ear.
You asked for intimacy & she gave you her body . You asked
for her loyalty she gave you all of her heart, spirit, soul &
body. You asked her to live with you & she married you. You
asked for a legacy she gave you Children. You asked for her
help & she raised your Children. You asked to be loved she
cooked for you, dressed & warmed your bed, adviced you &
prayed for you. In all this time she asked for just one thing;
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" but just then, you treated her bad,
mocked her, took her for granted and even tending to
DIVORCE her. At this juncture, even God himself will find it
difficult to forgive you. Be careful. Live responsibly. If you
find a good woman please don't hurt her. May God always
bring good Women to the gud men.[color=]You saw her somewhere & asked to meet her she stopped
for you. You asked for her name she told you. You asked for
her phone number, she gave you the real one. You asked for
her friendship she gave you care, presence & listening ear.
You asked for intimacy & she gave you her body . You asked
for her loyalty she gave you all of her heart, spirit, soul &
body. You asked her to live with you & she married you. You
asked for a legacy she gave you Children. You asked for her
help & she raised your Children. You asked to be loved she
cooked for you, dressed & warmed your bed, adviced you &
prayed for you. In all this time she asked for just one thing;
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" but just then, you treated her bad,
mocked her, took her for granted and even tending to
DIVORCE her. At this juncture, even God himself will find it
difficult to forgive you. Be careful. Live responsibly. If you
find a good woman please don't hurt her. May God always
bring good Women to the gud men.
PoliticsMy Mother Inlaw Calls Me With Her Daughter Ex-boy Name Every Time I Visit by merbenko(op): 6:34am On Aug 04, 2015
I mate my girlfriend two years back when she have a misunderstand with her boyfriend which it later lead to their brake up. To cut the story short. Her ex is well known at her family. When ever I visit her family and mate with her mother she always address me with her daughter ex-boyfriend name. I love my girlfriend and I'm even planning to propose to her. Should I go ahead to propose to her with this behavior from her mother? My fear is, let not this continue even when we have married with her daughter
Note= Her mother is note old she between 50-52 years and this embarrassment started almost over to a year and half.
PoliticsHilarious Picture 0f Robert Mugabe About Gay by merbenko(op): 6:39am On Aug 03, 2015
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Politics9 Kind 0f Friend by merbenko(op): 2:51pm On Aug 01, 2015
☑SYMPATHETIC FRIENDS: These friends are good at sympatising with u in case of bereavement, they are there when u're in trouble. On ur wedding day, u will not see them, on ur birthday, they will not call but when u're sick, they'll visit u.

☑FAIR WEATHER FRIENDS: These ones are only available when d going is good, when it goes sour, they will disappear.

☑CHILDHOOD FRIENDS: These ones grew up with u, they are conversant with ur history. Many people believe they are d most reliable so when they disappoint u, d hurt is deeper.

☑PATRIOTIC FRIENDS: These ones are patriotic to ur course, they never tell u when u're wrong they seek to please u no matter what.

☑PARASITIC FRIENDS: They only eat off u, they contribute nothing to ur life. These ones differ from fair weather friend.

☑UTILITY FRIENDS: Very useful. U can send them anywhere, anytime. When u have an important assignment and u're too busy, u can count on them. They never give excuses. They carry out ur as u would have done.

☑LINK ME FRIENDS: Once u see their call on ur phone, they only need another friend's phone number or they need a direction. They only contact u for information.

☑ACQUAINTANCE: They live in ur neighbourhood, work in d same complex. U have nothing together except hi, good morning. Sometime, u don't even know their names.

☑TRUE FRIEND: These are all weather friends, they are there when u're happy and in sorrow, u can trust them all d time. Those are d kind of friends described by King Solomon "A man of many companions may come to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother." ( Proverbs 18 : 24 ).
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governor, Obiano Increases Salary Of State Workers By 16% by merbenko: 2:04pm On Jul 31, 2015
Love to hear
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests PDP Chairman In Enugu For Diverting Funds Meant Public Housing by merbenko: 1:58pm On Jul 31, 2015
That news of the day
PoliticsRe: Only Insensitive Nigerian Will Criticize Buhari by merbenko: 1:52pm On Jul 31, 2015
layinks60:
I still don't know why Nigerians are very mean in doing things, and sorry to say, I may say we're very callous. PMB assumed the office of a very sobbing economy and yet he's trying to put everything back in order but we still have some loquacious,Gabby and chatty people criticizing him.

What is he suppose to do? Kill himself by trying to fast-track our economy? Even if our president dies, that wouldn't bring back the devaluation of Naira to dollar and That'll not stop BH, and if it was to be about the appointment of Ministers, that shouldn't be a problem am sure and I know PMB will never do something to detriment Nigeria.

Leave PMB alone and face your problem and as a matter of fact we're all Nigerian we all have our Obligations to play. Play yours and stop criticizing others.[b]I still don't know why Nigerians are very mean in doing things, and sorry to say, I may say we're very callous. PMB assumed the office of a very sobbing economy and yet he's trying to put everything back in order but we still have some loquacious,Gabby and chatty people criticizing him.

What is he suppose to do? Kill himself by trying to fast-track our economy? Even if our president dies, that wouldn't bring back the devaluation of Naira to dollar and That'll not stop BH, and if it was to be about the appointment of Ministers, that shouldn't be a problem am sure and I know PMB will never do something to detriment Nigeria.

Leave PMB alone and face your problem and as a matter of fact we're all Nigerian we all have our Obligations to play. Play yours and stop criticizing others.
It seem like you are just waking up from your slumber. What is trend of this government if I may ask. Change is not an agenda

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