what rubbish!
if you no catch thief, na thief go catch you
i dont blame them sha, they have studied the Nigerian trend and our weak constitution, they know they can do whatever and get away with it, i cry for my country

OMG!!!

looks like bonga fish....whoever deceived her and told her she looked ok, is wicked

Kwankwaso has strong ties with Ameachi, they are very close friends, simple logic "a friend of my enemy is my enemy"
He should just tread carefully, he has many enemies already within the state

Hahahahaha, haba clown! Una no go kee person for hia.

Biko, what does it take to have breakfast with GEJ? Cos am mighty interested

unconciously, my fav is lilac
but i swear i love green in all shades,( though i cant seem to have any green outfit in my wardrobe)

There a lot of industries and factories in Kano, i suggest you go on a tour of them and drop you CV for unsolicited application, who knows, you might just get lucky, or better still you could go and offer to volunteer and as you start and work hard, upon any opening, you will be the first to be considered

next stop for him now should be remolding the shape of his ubiquitious head!
yeye boy....vanity upon vanity

yum yum.....i want some eaten it before and will definately eat it again
would rather eat this than some slimy yucky thing called periwinkle, at least it wont activate my gaging reflex

creepy..>>>>

she is indeed trying too hard,
fashion sense insipired by Disney Kids

I'll advice you to stop being too self concious, its not as horrible as I expected it to look. And you should thank God its not on your face, I don't see why you stress yourself wearing shoes n socks all the time. Like your dad said, it'll clear as you grow older, learn to accept it and it shouldn't affect your self esteem

What's with the beard?
He's looking gaunt
Still trying to under stand the concept behind grown ass black men wearing chains around their necks like dogs

interesting....
*yawns too*

koonbey: this post is a dumb,a collection of personal sentiments and assertions which the OP is trying to pass off as Fact

as much as its a collection of dumb facts, share your own not-so-dumb facts and lets see if we can relate to it

Wow!
This is really inspiring, "trust has no expiry date" and sight can be a distraction". This is really food for thought, especially at this time when am having a hard time with distractions.
I would really love to read his full autobiography

Ok

Eyaa....dem no allow ofofo camera-man to enter n show us what a "massive 6 bedroom duplex" looks like on the inside.
Biko, I need to see the pool and gym oooo...I ve only seen the drawings before , I need to see the pichur

Mavor: see this mumu op? Are you sure u are educated?

Dude! The OP asked an innocent question, must u call him names?
You the educated one should be reasonable enough to ignore the question if you don't have an answer for him

Guys! The key word here is "MANLY"
Yes I agree its selfish, but aint we all?
Last time I checked , the word "manly" means "having qualities TRADITIONALLY ascribed to men!"

So before y'all crucify me, its not my fault that I still hold some traditional values, and yes I can cook, sweep and clean for my MANLY man, only after he puts a ring to it, because that is what is obtainable traditionally

Forgiveness? Is there a clause to that in the constitution?, Why must we continue to dwell in medicrity?
For Gods sake, let justice be done.
Soon every one would take up arms bring about terror, afterall the legislators would "beg" for forgiveness on their behalf

Caracta: "He must be a
gay not to know how to change car tyres."

Like seriously? I mean, like seriously? Where do you people copy all these things from? I'm curious.

He must be able to kill roaches too. Ha!

I fix light bulbs and electrical appliances in my house. Am i a manly man too?

Yes I would find it quite odd that my "man" doesn't know how to change car tyres,
As per your sexuality, your profile indicates you're a female but since you asked IF you're a manly man,(forget about your bearded face,deep voice and thick muscular arms) you need to get examined, I aint a professional

How Manly Is Your Man
Over the years, different debates have sprung up on the things that make a man a manly man and not a gay. These debates are probably one of the most discussed debates in human history and maybe one of the most ridiculous.

Most women have come to agree to some things that make a man manly and these things, albeit trivial, seem to be widely accepted by women of different races and colour all over the world.

Want to find out what these things are? Easy;

1. A man should know how to kill roaches, rodents, ants and whatever household pest that is. If he jumps in fright like his woman would, then he has fallen short of expectation and he has worse, lost his manliness. He is expected to deal with the pests and show his woman she is safe around the house when he is there. He is expected to save the day. Anything short of this and he is no manly man.

2. He should know how to fix bulbs, small electrical appliances and any other thing that needs fixing around the house. A woman expects her man to step in and help the situation by performing some magic and putting the faulty things in good condition. It doesn’t matter if he is a knowledgeable or not. Those things just must get fixed.

3. He should know how to change car tyres. Oh, if he has no idea how to do this then he just can’t be manly. He must be a gay not to know how to change car tyres. Men are expected to be delivered from heaven with an in built manual that lists tyre changing(admist other chores) in their “know how” list.

4. He must know how to rock his woman’s world in bed. I mean let’s face it, what makes a man a man if he can’t make his woman moan and forget her name while he pleasures her? Even men would agree with women all over that is the ultimate man’s manliness.

lovely

@OP, its people like you that give guys a tatally wrong impression!
Am a girl and this aint my language!

When I don't text: am tired of you and can't afford to waste my time n energy encouraging you

When I walk away form you: you're such a liar and you disgust me

When am quiet: am not programmed in same way as a canary, I don't wanna talk and would appreciate a lil peace

When I ignore you: you're not worth a second of my time and I would rather you do same

When I push you away: please just quietly go, can't stand the drama!

When you see me crying: depends on who or what's making me cry, if its you, then I doubt IF you'll see me cry, but just incase you do, don't stand and stare, just go away.

Contrary to popular belief( that when a girl says NO she's actually saying YES),guys use your Head and not some "language or tips" u got from a stupid book or post!

Its not true joor!
This is an old picture, saw it earlier this year.
Its from Ibinabos birthday on Jan 15th
But come ooo, she could be pregnant oo, pregnant with FAT!!!
Her recent pix was taken during her mother in laws burial, check it out
https://www.nairaland.com/1275194/ini-edos-mother-in-laws-funeral-edo

Dey dia dey peddle false rumour, Ofofo master!!!

Wow! The contrast is just too much!
Was hoping I'd see an upgraded version of the lovely Nadia, well...lemme not say she's .... Before my oga at the top will later say she's not even related to her.

Buhehehehehe! Golden eggs indeed!

Two pregnacies 4 kids, really cool.
He has a beautiful family