buhehehehehe!!!!!

na wa ooo....if something like this were to happen for naija, dem go say na she kill her daughter, diff strokes for diff folks sha

ABC transport is like 9k, "luxurious" bus aka night bus should be between 6.5 n 7k, i strongly recommend you go with ABC cos its comfy n spacious although if you have heavy luggage, you'll have to transport it via their cargo facility. but like Mayowura said, transport fare changes

i love cats! all sizes, colors n breed...

the 2nd one looks cool....

gbosaa: First pix looks like one who had a Mess..[where a woman willingly allows lots of men to have unprotected s.ex with her,they all explode their vanilla inside her while shes still bent in the do.ggy position,then she stands and allow the concoction to flow down her lap like splattered emulsion paint]..japanese people practce this.

The third one looks like someone with massive greenish discharge.its disgusting.

like seriously? i can see you have a gift for wild imagination...

Muhammad is definately an Ali

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apart from the fact that lipton tastes so much better with a dash of lime< it also helps in emulsifying fats in your tummy, whenever i religiously take lipton n lime for say 2 weeks i notice i loose weight. only speaking for myself sha

thanks for the info dearie

I was sick all night and then I remembered that my mum always gave me Coca Cola or sprite to help with the diahorrea and / or Sickness. i always felt better after the "dose" sha. am i doing good or causing harm to my body?

Was expecting to see something hideous, but the car actually looks reall nice. Like something louis vuitton would put up on the runway

Forgive me if am wrong, but am basing my conclusion on what I and a few of my girlfriends have observed and experienced.
Guys have now turned gold diggers! The moment they get to know that this girl is working and they have a vague idea as to how much she earns, they come serenading and shamelessly proposing, it’s like the tables have turned, and guys want to settle with a lady who is comfortable and can take care of herself (and him too) .
I cant count the number of ‘suitors” I have had since I got this job…before y’all crucify me n call me a sugar mummy, am in my mid-twenties.

forming bigz gal in the office n refusing to eat from the 'local canteen" suddenly phcn strikes n its quiet n the lion in my stomach decides to GROWL...with so much passion! everybody heard, and to say i was embarrassed is an understatement

Girl, 24months is enough time for you to have moved on, taking him back (no matter how much he's sworn to have changed) is dangerous, cos he'll now feel "I can do whatever n if I come begging she'll take me back" since you could still take him back after 23 long months. Let him go jare, you deserve better.

Wow! No.7 so on point.........I remember singin along, shedding hot tears and wallowing in self pity. Gone are those days...Big girls don't cry♪♪

"Stink hole" buhehehe...hilarious bt make sense

Mind Reading too...imagine not having to study for exams...just read peoples minds and pass life would be soo gooood...no stress of coming up with great ideas..just position myself in the midst of great minds and "feed"

Fear: loosing a loved one, failure, heartbreak

Phobia: all reptiles, crossing a bridge

Something borrowed

Sweet November
The secret life of Bees
Here on earth
Shawshank redemption
Pursuit of Happyness

The only flight that leaves Jos, is to Lagos, except u travel down to Abj you can't get a direct flight to PHC

10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.

MU-MU how much millions have you made in your miserable life?
Make we hear word joor!

sani musa garba: CAN you all no what you are doing b'cos all this bombing of sunday worshipers comes from you.Allah zai kamaku nan gaba.

What is this dumb f*ool saying? Its hightime we start bombing their worthless ars*es in their mosques..stupidt religion, where you have to fight for n kill for your god

ijebuboy18: See dis dude dey ask JAMB qstn? Get a gf (even if it is temporary) or ur pretty bribed female cousin 2 act as 1 and rub it in her face.
Works like a charm.

I quite agree with your suggestion, geting a girlfriend would make her begin to see things on a diff light, it would create a boundary for her n make her realise that she's somebodys wife and you are somebodys boyfriend

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