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18. The Temi

Usually short

Cannot wait to boast about every girl he’s been with

Communicates in a ‘creepy caring’ manner

17. The Obi

Mr Wandering Eyes

He constantly needs your attention

He’s a two-woman man

16. The Timi

Gym monkey

Likes taking pictures of himself

There are no pictures of you on his Instagram

15. The Damini

Almost always tall

Great dancer

Can embarrass you in public

14. The Tunde

His friends call you “our wife”

He’s always cheating

Very generous

13. The Chuka

Everything is a joke to him

Will not be serious till he’s 30

Likes your best friend more than you

12. The Bankole

Great sense of humor

Prone to sarcastic tendencies

Only likes Australian girls

11. The Ebuka

Very fine boy

Everyone has a crush on him

He has a thing for mixed race girls

10. The Ayo

Beardgang

Always wants to meet your friends

Can turn anything into a party

erosimo:
Thank God my name is not there

And what is your name

9. The Ibrahim

Richer than everyone you know

Probably sleeping with everyone you know too

Prefers hanging out with the guys than with you

8. The Tunji

Broke

Always wants you to hold him down

Great hairline though

7. The Ikenna

Buff ladies man

Will exploit all your weaknesses

Expects you to treat him like royalty

6. The Wale

Genuine nice and humble guy

Probably a mama’s boy

Has introduced half of Lagos girls to his mom

5. The Danjuma

Rich from oil or politics money

Has every girl wanting him

Always thinks he’s all that

4. The Tobi

Typical Yoruba Demon

Draws you in with insightful arguments

Never takes long to show true colors

3. The Emeka


Very hardworking

Probably has a wife in the village already

Needs his woman to know how to cook

2. The Tolu


Kind and intelligent

Very unlike other Yoruba demons

Has a lot of female friends

PS: If you cannot take a joke, STOP now.

PPS: Seriously!

source: http://zikoko.com/list/different-types-nigerian-guys-youll-come-across/


1. The Tosin

Complete and utter flirt

Has more shoes than he needs

Dated every girl you know

I saw this and I decided to share..

What's your take?

True or False

All I see is a Barbie doll

Super Mario, Mortal Kombat, Legend of Zelda, Sonic, Boxing... Chai.... I don play game tire!!

There was a Nigerian who had only one testicle and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!". The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day, a young woman named BLUE BIRD forgot and said "Good morning, Onestone"

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her the next day until BLUE BIRD died from exhaustion.

The word got around the Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named YELLOW BIRD returned to the village after being away. YELLOW BIRD, who was BLUE BIRD'S cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said "Good to see you Onestone"

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then made love to her all day and all night, made love to her all day the next day, made love to her all night the next day, but YELLOW BIRD wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

I DID!

One is before entry (JAMB)

The other is after entry (POST UME)

OP your point exactly

eemalex:
Please get your facts right, Lagos is the largest city in Africa

Are you sure??

Its not by population

Infact google it