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4. The Tobi

Typical Yoruba Demon

Draws you in with insightful arguments

Never takes long to show true colors

3. The Emeka


Very hardworking

Probably has a wife in the village already

Needs his woman to know how to cook

2. The Tolu


Kind and intelligent

Very unlike other Yoruba demons

Has a lot of female friends

PS: If you cannot take a joke, STOP now.

PPS: Seriously!

source: http://zikoko.com/list/different-types-nigerian-guys-youll-come-across/


1. The Tosin

Complete and utter flirt

Has more shoes than he needs

Dated every girl you know

I saw this and I decided to share..

What's your take?

True or False

All I see is a Barbie doll

Super Mario, Mortal Kombat, Legend of Zelda, Sonic, Boxing... Chai.... I don play game tire!!

There was a Nigerian who had only one testicle and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!". The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day, a young woman named BLUE BIRD forgot and said "Good morning, Onestone"

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her the next day until BLUE BIRD died from exhaustion.

The word got around the Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named YELLOW BIRD returned to the village after being away. YELLOW BIRD, who was BLUE BIRD'S cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said "Good to see you Onestone"

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then made love to her all day and all night, made love to her all day the next day, made love to her all night the next day, but YELLOW BIRD wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

I DID!

One is before entry (JAMB)

The other is after entry (POST UME)

OP your point exactly

eemalex:
Please get your facts right, Lagos is the largest city in Africa

Are you sure??

Its not by population

Infact google it

If the dead could talk!!!


If you loved your wife like you claim.. Why did you run!!

uyisteven:
******

On second tot, I could gladly leave the group if you agree to let me tutor u...*private lessons*
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Am great with xylophones....

If this is true...


Then it's more than touch light

uyisteven:
If I no turn choir president, trumpet don sound b dat...

Looools

yarimo:
Yeah I will miss it, because here in Qatar It's a normal thing

Oya.. Let's be honest

Na dolllar they affect the change

Just beautiful!

Copy copy


Do as she do, you do!!



Whats next?

Largest city in West Africa!!!


*modified*


Second largest city in Africa,

Largest city in West Africa,

Awwwwww

So roadmatic

Holy tomtom

Not every hug, Peck and kiss leads to sex..


He came to visit you, the least you could have done was to kiss him..


Haba

Good Day,

Please a friend of mine needs a good car and her budget is 800k

What can she get?

Dear Parents in the house,


What would you do if your child comes home like this?