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She looks like a doll baby



Cute, I like it

E don do na

trailblaiza:
Omo mehn, I really envy you guys in other states. Here in Lagos, Landlords are hell bent on sending people back to the village.

I'm just planning to rent a house and I made an enquiry for a room and parlour self con @ Surulere (cos of d proximity to d Island). I was told 600k!

Around Yaba, I got d same type of house for 500k. Money wey go buy land and build d house reach somewhere for some parts in Nigeria. Chai!

It is well

Where in lere??

Cuz some places aren't that expensive

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Apparently, Sahara Reporters has leaked the phone numbers of 109 senators.


Am sure they would have changed their numbers by now..


Here are the numbers

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#15 TIDY UP TIME!

#14 Because your aunty (who isn’t even really your aunty) will lecture you about school work and marriage.

#13 Because you are never doing as good as your cousins.

#12 Because your house is free for all. And at some point a relative will be invited to stay.

#11 Sleepovers were another no-no.

#10 Because most of your childhood was a series of long prayers.

#9 Because there’s always rice at home.

#8 Because we’ve all been to weddings we weren’t invited too.

#7 Harry Potter, Sabrina The Teenage Witch or anything including witchcraft was a no-no.

#6 No trick or treating for you.

Halloween sumtin

#5 Because you know the struggle of living up to your parents’ expectations.

#4 Because you have been threatened with this at least once.

#3 At one point or another you’ve opened an ice cream tub, only to find stew.

#2 Again you were born to be your parents’ little helper.

#1 You were born to be your parents’ little helper.

goingape1:
yes ladies can wear this because ya all have fish brain.

Nigga Really??

Please can someone give me the name of this style??


Ladies can you rock this?

Greycious:
what is condom

Come

Out

Now

Dance

On

Manhood

#10 (OF 10) WORKING FOR TROJAN HAS PERKS

When looking ahead to a suitable career choice, a condom manufacturer is probably not on the top of your list. Who wants to sit around and analyze rubber crank-wrappers all day long? Apparently, there is a spermicidal lubricated rainbow on the other side. Trojan actually has 20 to 30 people on a bed panel, who take the newly tested condoms home and report back their experiences. Nothing is more liberating than telling your boss about the masochistic sex you had last night, while wearing a ball-gag.

#9 (OF 10) MAGNUM CONDOMS ARE A MARKETING SCHEME

There’s nothing worse than waiting to buy condoms behind the dude who just picked up some Trojan Magnums. What is in those packages. Was it just a regulation diving suit? What kind of package does a guy need to be sporting to actually need this sausage-tarp? Pick yourself up some Magnums to impress your lady next time, because it turns out that Magnum condoms aren’t that much bigger than standard ones… it’s actually a huge marketing scheme. Now all guys have an opportunity to trick the ladies into believing their guy has a penis that would make Zeus cry.

#8 (OF 10) DO YOU DELIVER LUBE TOO?

The campus at Harvard has always been a wonderful place filled with the brightest minds conceptualizing the most forward thinking of ideas. Ideas have come out of that college that have revolutionized the way we live. Some of the society’s finest minds celebrate this Alma Mater. It’s no surprise that in this atmosphere another great idea was to happen in the acid washed days of 1985. Some Harvard students actually started a condom delivery service. It would need a slogan. Something catchy and something worthy of the mental champions who walk the halls of this legendary educational institute. They finally decided on the slogan “We’ll Come Before You Do!” Staggeringly brilliant.

#7 (OF 10) IS THAT A CONDOM? YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SLIENT

As much as we complain about condoms today, it is easy to forget how many money-draining toddlers they help prevent. They definitely help dudes safely guide their dongs into the trusting love-canals of many a lucky lady. It’s hard to think (he he… hard) that as recently as 1936 slippin’ on a rubber was actually illegal. Now you can say you for sure no the meaning of the term “double negative.”

#6 (OF 10) THE CIA’S COLD WAR PENIS ENVY PLAN

The Cold War was a truly dark time between us and the people of Russia. There were spies on both sides trying to pry as much information out of their enemies that they could. Much of what went on during this conflict were insane mind games between the two people. When you are f**king with another country’s head… you really want to mess them up good. The CIA knew right where to hit them… during their hairy, vodka-fueled Instruments slapping. The CIA actually had a plan to drop gigantic condoms labeled “medium” onto Russian soil to make the Russian women think of Americans as more virile. American schlongs had penetrated the soviet brains with the truest of fears.

#5 (OF 10) 1836 CONDOMS ARE THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

If you were alive in 1836, chances are you were pretty bummed out. There were no Yoga pants or female Jello-wrestling events. Style wasn’t at the height of comfort by any means. There was no air conditioning, so everyone pretty much smelled like a ripe ass on a foot. True happiness in those times must’ve seemed like a cruel myth. The condoms weren’t anything to smile about either. They were made of vulcanized rubber, fitted by a doctor and were made to be reused. There was no such thing as a dishwasher in those days, so puttin’ your manhood in one of those things after it had been used a couple of times was probably similar to when Indiana Jones had to put his hand in that bug infested shaft in ‘The Temple of Doom.’

#4 (OF 10) THE WORD “SCUMBAG” MEANS CONDOM

You’ve heard it in movies. You may have even said it a few times. The word scumbag, by today’s standards seems like a pretty mild insult to bestow upon someone who has crossed you. As it turns out, it’s a pretty graphic, disgusting and super insulting word to have in your repertoire. In the late sixties, the term actually meant condom. So now you can go around calling people scumbags and diabolically laughing to yourself in a lonely basement, knowing that you just called someone a used condom.

#3 (OF 10) OLYMPIANS HAVE OLYMPIC AMOUNTS OF SEX

Just because that Czech female shot-putter has bigger feet than you do, doesn’t mean she isn’t deserving of a grunt-filled trip to Pound Town. Olympians have been focusing on conditioning their bodies to be the best at what they do. No drugs, very little booze or other fun stuff to do… so how then do these folks get their rocks off? They do it by getting their rocks off. At the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, there was so much bangin’ going on that the 7,000 athletes burned through all 100,000 free condoms too quickly. That’s 14 condoms per athlete. They actually had to send in an emergency shipment to quell the onset of a giant legion of genetically souped up muscle-monster spawn.

#2 (OF 10) CONDOMS FAIL IN INDIA, DUE TO THEIR TINY JUNK

India has long been the most populated country on the planet. It’s apparent that those people like to have sweaty sexuals. India does have modern contraception, in the way of condoms, so why the hell are there so many people. It turns out that condoms have a huge fail rate because, Indian men aren’t ‘big’ enough to fill one. They slip off all the time, but overpopulation is a small price to pay to live in a country where women don’t know about huge d*cks!