₦airaland Forum

All these trigger happy soldiers sha..

It's well

akuracy:
Merlissa, I just saw someone with your name in my dream some minutes ago.

Was the someone pretty

Osibanjo be like Damn!!


Saraki be like.... Who e EPP??

Aboniki and damatol hair cream...


#epic

He means he likes you!!

What other meaning do you want to hear??

Do they have a choice??

koolaid87:
I'm down.. Holla!!

Holla

Please tell me how this matter dey affect the price of meat in the market

I can't be taking panadol for another person's headache!


I need a date for tonight.. Who's interested

Yes am paying!!

HajimeSaito:
Lol, yes I want some. How can we meet so I can collect
?

I'd find you in your dream tonight

HajimeSaito:
Have you really got Brazilian blood?

Want some

Dollipsejay:
so you saw it too




who bleaching don epp?

My brother.... Bleaching is the new bae

What do mean by gist??

Abi you mean woo a girl??

I don't mind a guy wooing with that phone 'cuz I know all the attention is on me.

Unlike smart phones that takes 99.9% of the wooing

White face..... Black hands..


What's stunning about that


Halla to my fellow Osunites...

LOOOOOOOL


This is so Epic

Same thing just happened in my office but instead it was 2 women fighting over parking space


Smh

Good Day...


Who knows the answer to this equation..

She looks like a doll baby



Cute, I like it

E don do na

trailblaiza:
Omo mehn, I really envy you guys in other states. Here in Lagos, Landlords are hell bent on sending people back to the village.

I'm just planning to rent a house and I made an enquiry for a room and parlour self con @ Surulere (cos of d proximity to d Island). I was told 600k!

Around Yaba, I got d same type of house for 500k. Money wey go buy land and build d house reach somewhere for some parts in Nigeria. Chai!

It is well

Where in lere??

Cuz some places aren't that expensive

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Apparently, Sahara Reporters has leaked the phone numbers of 109 senators.


Am sure they would have changed their numbers by now..


Here are the numbers

source; https://www.facebook.com/ReportYourself/?fref=photo

#15 TIDY UP TIME!

#14 Because your aunty (who isn’t even really your aunty) will lecture you about school work and marriage.

#13 Because you are never doing as good as your cousins.

#12 Because your house is free for all. And at some point a relative will be invited to stay.

#11 Sleepovers were another no-no.

#10 Because most of your childhood was a series of long prayers.

#9 Because there’s always rice at home.

#8 Because we’ve all been to weddings we weren’t invited too.

#7 Harry Potter, Sabrina The Teenage Witch or anything including witchcraft was a no-no.

#6 No trick or treating for you.

Halloween sumtin