₦airaland Forum

Dakpoghene:
Wat dept

microbiology

Dakpoghene:
Yea, as long as u knw dt nothing would scuttle ya clearance , u re very much allowed.

didn't upload my jamb result in my online clearance.

Can we pay for the record file in any first bank branch? . . . . And can we pay it b4 our clearance date?

sh*ts

icecalm:
I Don land, omo this na 9hr journey, anyway I thank God for safe journey.

na pluto u 4rm dey cum? . . Abi no b delta pikin u be?

MizMyColi:
Huh?
So you mean human beings have been controlling our time?

I thought it was remote controlled by a supernatural being.

O ga o.

they'll only control time of the clocks and not how the earth rotates

Thunder fire any bit.ch wey go use me as planB

Go and read the gospel of jesus according to mathew,luke e.t.c . . All what jesus did,do it for her . . Even if she sin against you by cheating,die for her!

Girls with big butts and boo.bs are turn off to me aswear . . Prefer it to be moderate

No,some men are not attracted to big butts and boobs . . I have a friend like that,all the girls wey im dey chase are dorsa-ventrally flattened like plasma tv

Doctor21:
MY CLEARANCE STORY(3 days in the auditorium)

Good morning everyone.Thank God i'm done with physical clearance.

A very big thank you to all bosses for their suggestions(Mexzy,odizeey,Godwin10,longstride and pokemon)

I wsn't uncleared. I met with the clearing official and lodge my complains to her. I showed her my original lga cert. Nd she logd me out nd askd me to upload the original.

Wen i done with the uploading she collected d old eligibility slip nd tore it and i ws givn a new 1.

I wanted to do my biometrics again but the guys told me not to. Dat it is only done once.

Clearance is stresful o.
For those wit date nd name ish u might be given a correction form. Except you get level for inside auditorium. Like a course mate of mine whose case warrant a correction bt wsn't givn because the dad went to d ict unit in the auditorium nd they edited her details nd ws cleared.

Lga cert is needed nt affidavit o. Nd for those who uploaded their ssce online print out i'm afraid u wi be log out except those using waec/neco gce.

Nd for those that missed their clearance,fret not u wi be cleared. Jst go to the auditorium nd show them ur Iv letter provide d date is behind,they wi allowed u to go in.

Nw to those with affidavit problem, fret not. Initially the clearing official refused to accept an affidavit signed by a Notary lawyer. But since courts are on strike, the director for clearance told d student as at yesterday, to come on monday nd collect d list of Notary lawyers within the state that can sign their affidavit.

Record filesDis 1 nw wahala o). U can only pay in first bank. But the one inside uniben z nt working because of the protest. So u av to collect the sch account number nd pay in any firstbank close to you.(if u wnt d account number nd name jst let me knw)

How I paid mine: To pay 3k 4 record file again na wahala o. Wen i got to first bank at ugbowo d crowd that greeted me ws fustrating (Oya c where men wit levels dey pay 2tru bck) I ws on the queue for an hour(D line nor they move o.) I met a course mate, she has been on d queue for 3hrs.
My prayer ws God send me an helper. Indeed God answered my prayers.Another course mate(A nairalander) came with her mum. Although she paid at ugbowo branch, the mum gave me nd some oda gals a ride to anoda branch. After payment, the mum gave 500h as T.fare(God bless you ma)

Bursary office: uniben wetin slf!! Una won kill poor man pikin. Dis wsn't a problm o. I met a course mate whose mum works at the bursary. Wen odas were kept waiting, d mum usherd me nd her daughter into d office nd we cnvertd our teller to receipt

The apology:Mesoade said smtin abt 59 getn medicine. Nd sm heckled him down. Oya make una apologize to d guy. I saw 56 & 58 that were givn medicine. #no beefing# there must b a balance.

I'm ur able Doctor21.
Thank you miss Aaliyah(she is nice nd friendly)
Next is the stamped envelope.........loadn

. . Things wey connection fit do for 9ja sha

This happened on Monday,this week . . I was walking along the road with a female friend,we were now discusing,so she's now telling me how strict her father can be,not letting them to mix with ppl,restricting their movement .e.t.c . . So i just said,what if your father sees us like this walking together along the road when he gave you money for bike,i don't even know her father . . . But,lo and behold that same minute i said that,a man riding okada rode passed us and stopped in our front,then looked back and shouted at my female friend to come board the okada,when i looked at his face,seeing his resemblance with my friend ,that was when it dawned on me that,that was her dad. .

lakukumba:
My own experience is that when I am studying a particular issue or getting divine instructions on an issue, I begin to here different preachers from diverse backgrounds talk about the issues or even quote same Scriptures to teach on the issue. Even preachers who seemingly have opposing points of view or modus operandi say similar stuffs. I have just learnt to be open minded and sensitive. God can even give you a word from the mouth of a raving lunatic

Sir,tell the waiter to give you two drums of orijin

ayocool:
This happens to me till date.. Sometimes when am somewhere or doing something. Could be just about anything or event, I'll just feel av been in that moment, situation, scene or environment before. The faces and things i see wont just be new to me.. There is always an unusual feeling of the body during this time. What i do usually is i try to close my eyes and think if maybe it was in a dream or how come things seems to be repeating, I would get short flash backs that i dont even understand but similar to the present. Whatever i can pick from there, i do it reality. If i see myself leaving a certain place in the flashback, I will immediately get out of where i am. Or from the flashbacks I will just know if someone am meeting is up to evil or good.

exactly same thing happens to me but i've told anyone cos it's doesnt seem sane . . No one would want to believe

1.By dating an introvert girl you spend less,
during festive periods instead of buying brazillian hair,expensive clothes or wrist watch on your extrovert girl,just go to the bookshop and buy an introvert girl a Novel,believe me,you've made her day and she'l c u as romantic
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2. An average introvert girl is more intelligent than an average extrovert girl. . What do you expect when she stays indoor all day reading novels,inspirational book,about politics,sports,science e.t.c. Contrary to the extrovert girl(though might read but not as much as the introvert girl)
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3. Introverts girls hardly cheat contrary to the extrovert girls who always want to explore.

1.By dating an introvert girl you spend less,
during festive periods instead of buying brazillian hair,expensive clothes or wrist watch your an extrovert girl,just go to the bookshop and buy and introvert girl a Novel,believe me,you've made her day . .
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2. An average introvert girl is more intelligent than an average extrovert girls. . What do you expect when she stays indoor all day reading novels,inspirational book,about politics,sports,science e.t.c.

I thought all this secondary school kids have resumed?

Hazardd:
yes...
Because i like a challenge

when will she come and pay your groom price?

No,so that she'l be the man and i'll be the woman? . . A bossy woman will always nag and you'l tend to quarel everyday . . I love them submissive.

More like, how to know you are a "mugu"

The girl go be like,

A yoruba Adage says "iwa ni ewa" meaning your behaviour determines whether you're beautiful or not.

jamesacademy:
3. Dating a bad girl is an exciting risk: Good girls are just too damn predictable. You can know where they will be at certain times, what they can do and so on. And when something is predictable, there is no excitement. Guys are natural risk takers. They will prefer to take risk and enjoy all the thrills that a bad girl will bring.

4. No thoughts of the future: Bad girls are naturally fun to be with than good girls. They are not too bothered about the future while good girls are always talking and thinking about the future when they are dating men. Guys like women that take that pressure off them.

5. It’s a challenge: Guys love challenges and bad girls offer a fun and unique challenge. They play hard to get and make you work hard for it. What guy don’t really understand is that good girls are usually harder to get.

6. Bad girls are rebellious: Guys love it when women can rebel against them. When women go against their orders and express an independent opinion. Girls that always try to please men and always do as they are told are not attractive to men. Men might keep them as wives but their mistresses are usually the rebellious type.

7. Bad girls have fewer strings attached to them: When you are dating a bad girl, she just wants to be with you and have fun but with good girls, they want commitment: they want to take you to their church, they want you to know their friends, and they want you to meet their parents. Guys don’t like all those sort of strings, they want to be free.
...........http://harkindeleallday..com/2014/10/7-reasons-why-guys-prefer-bad-girls-to.html

These were my findings. Controversial? I would love to hear your opinion. As for me, I would like me a good girl that is fun to be with and not too uptight.

i prefer good girls,when the bad girl only know about sex and money,the good girl is praying for your success and hopeful future 2geda, . . The good girl will be a better homekeeper than the bad girls . . . The good girl will drag you to church but reverse is the case for the bad girls . . . It'll take a very important reason for a good girl to break your heart,but a bad girl will break your heart without looking back . . Bad girls always want to explore,hence the reason for them cheating, but reverse is the case for the good girls,though few cheat.

Irrespective of the reason , cheating is cheating!!!

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It's because most beautiful girl at their early stages will mingle handsome guys that might be ready to marry,but she might not be ready for marriage but when she's ready,the handsome suitors rarely come by,thereby making them settle for the ugly guys, . . It's just, "when the desired is not available,the available becomes desired" . . . This ain't disputing that there are beautiful couples

MrTeymee:
Unlike poles attract...

and like poles repel

OnyeEgo1:
when u know how to drive in a bad road, n per adventure u find urself in Europe wia dia is bad road, won't u drive like someone who is under d influence of alcohol, 4 esp mikel obi of CFC

lol,i think you meant where there is no bad road

fuke:
You de deceive yourself.
Pray you do not have a male child.

No bro. I will want to have a male child,but some people over exagerate their importance, . . They claimed the females will be married but yet when the male child marries,he is shouldered with different responsibilities,wife,kids ,inlaws e.t.c,that he sometimes 4get his parents . . But the female child with few responsibilities will take care of her parents more.

OnyeEgo1:
I had a lecture some few days ago where my lecturer said n i quote ''when ur marks are much we are meant to reduce it for proper moderation'', i was like why sir??, he kudnt give me a tangible answer and i felt bad terribly dat day.....

We live in a SADISTIC clime, where everyone is hurting d oda 4 no just cause, datz wot makes us stronger n determine, such dat when we get to an enabling environment, we get overwhelm by d ease n tend to perform above per

my take

exactly! ,Now i guess an average Nigerian is brilliant and can scale through university education successfully

Even as a Nigerian,i know he deserves it more than Enyeama

Even as a Nigerian,i know he deserves it more than Enyeama