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IKON360:
you watch football to look for what to complain about, bloody chelsea fan.

Believe me when I tell you that you are Baaastard and am serious about it...You are one of the reasons real Barcelona fans..I mean people who watch ball and Analyse football with basics not just livescores statistics like you don't comment here anymore .....Just because someone doesn't reason along with you doesn't make him a Chelsea fan...Something that I noticed most oldies here don't like arguing with you cos seriously just like a bungalow..you have nothing upstairs..
Now for the record I have and will always be a hardcore cule though I hardly comment..I prefer to read comments and learn..Something you seriously need to get used to..Not just typing Rubbish to get noticed...
I have always been here when people like Ibime..Nihilist and co were always attacking Iniesta..
Or should I tell you about Messi's Tax case?
When Madrid did B2B?...not to talk Of B2B2B?
When Neymar left?... when Neymar1905 was let loose from a Psych ward and his first home was in this thread?...Back then there were oldies who kept sanity here...I wonder if you would have handled these trolls back then...
See Kiddo you need to chill...just because some people don't comment here doesn't mean you know better than them...Someone was even telling Byke"If you don't watch European football shut up"...I was like WTF?... Seriously I miss old days...when here was fun...Now you just enter you tryna sieve Trash from meaningful posts...I know so many handles who don't comment here anymore because of Some trash post like yours dey see here..So if tomorrow if people like Cumz,ddipsett or someone you didn't meet here before you..outlines some issues which doesn't go along with yours...you tag him "A bloody Chelsea Fan?"....
Seriously bro You need Jesus...Believe me you need Jesus!!

Category1:
Wat is this one saying? Do I comment here regularly?
I'm just spitting out my opinion, u are here talking crap.

You don't need to quote him...The guy doesn't watch ball..He just check livescores and comes here to yarn nonsense..
I thank God there are honest people like you who see football without sentiments...Now did you watch that dembele first goal?... Vidal was in a better position..was even raising hand for Alba..but no he decided to wait for Messi to Run in before giving it to him..of which Messi missed and the rebound came to dembele...Go and re-watch 64th minute of that game(I had to record the time cos I was so annoyed)..Messi started a counter-attack..Dribbled 2 players..For Christ sake Messi..dembele is on the run..Give him that ball..The guy is a speedster..but No Messi kept running and making unnecessary dribbles just to wait for Suarez to Run in...Eventually the ball was collected from him...Around 80th minute or so...Messi was marked..he could have simply laid the pass for Vidal on his right...but he kept making unnecessary dribbles...just because he wanted to give it to Suarez...I don't know Messi's problem I swear..He will always like Suarez to score..Even when other players are in better Position...And if anyone is thinking we will win champions league with this attitude?...Then we should prepare to crash out as usual from Quarters...Because teams playing against us won't even mind if their Goal keeper scores so far Barça is eliminated...The coach has to do something about it before it gets out of hand...
And finally Semedo na nyash...i hope he later proves me wrong

winzy:
Am an indigene of Enugu, a core catholic and an ex seminarian.
Fr. Mbaka is a good and generous man but he should distance himself from politics... chikina.

Ugwuanyi Anthony...This world shaa..A really small world...What's your set In Nsude?...02/08 abi?...i was 06/12 set..

ibrahimovic303:
I get small time this morning, so make una dey comment make the ministry dey enter permanent site na

Naso bro abeg Throw small pictures for us..Since we are not there..let us be imagining us being there someday

ibrahimovic303:
How many likes can I get here to post a picture of my Finnish food on christmas day? By the way, I wish everyone in our thread a Merry Christmas, and a financially powerful 2019 to power through your dreams of escaping Naija and getting a better life anywhere

Zlat..May God bless your hustle..What you are doing here is out of this world..You might not know but you have given Plenty of us hope..
E get some wey be say once dey ball out..Omo to even text you hello of FB na war...But you dey here doing it freely and willingly..Even though most of this information person no give you during your own time....Biko if person no give you face..no send am..Na studies and hustle carry you reach that side...Nigerians outside has this mentality of "Not my business"...You go see your fellow Niger man wey you no say buhari don pepper him body..instead of you to help him settle down..You go dey speak Phonetics for am...My uncle don dey Sweden close to 15yrs..Marry white woman..born white kids..Even forget say Niger dey Exist...Yet I knew how that bastard back then was all over my popsy for money to travel..If him manage call my popsy for phone na to just to dey speak in tongues...Mumu wey be confirm igbo man can't even speak Ibo again..

Bro many of us wan japaa from this country by God's grace...and I know say Oluwa go do am for us..what am trying to ask you is simple and honest question..if person wan enter Finland tomorrow by God's grace..How much should he be working on?

Nnaa N'egodu ikpu...Ikpu di soft ka bread shoprite

Iambarristerayo:
Yes u can

I see you e-mailed back...but the email I used in opening nairaland account is no more of us...How about we chat on whatsapp bro?

Who the fvck is Jeison Murillo?

Iambarristerayo:
Please I need someone to explain how I can make payment in the form of US$ bankers draft/money order in respect of an application fees .please I need help

Please can I pm you?

Please someone should help...Am really a fan of this country

When next you are making love to her...use a C0nd0m and cover your second and middle finger..Dip it into that place...just try bring it close to her Nose...ofcouse she will ask you "Did you put your fingers inside gutter?"...Show her the place the gutter smell is coming out from..watch her reaction..if she's sobber?..please try help her..carry her visit a doctor...if she flares up?... dump her silly ass...As a man it will be a sad thing if we are to wake up one-day and see a topic on nairaland "Man dies due to Suffocation from Rotten fish smelliny kitten"...


#SayNoToRottenFishSmellyPu$$y"

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"It's reported that additional values are expected and dependent on the concretisation of objectives related to the performance of the player," Benfica explained to the Portuguese Securities Market Commission .
"These values correspond to an amount of 5,094,965 euros for every 50 official matches disputed by the player with Barcelona ."

Like seriously?...Just look at mumu mumu clauses clubs are inserting on their players..Do our sporting Directors and Department incharge of transfers even sabi negotiate at all?...I wonder whether we insert all these clauses when we sell players to some clubs..
No wonder Coach had to be playing Roberto day in day out...Dude was just following others from above just to save us money!!!

Enugu to Imo... anyone?....

Isomerizm:
Lmao. Like I'm fed up of the brigade of inadequate chance given. Alcacer is more of a poacher, and such people can't thrive at Barça.

Seriously bro you might sound harsh but that's the Fucking Truth...I had to watch DFC vs FCB yesterday and I clearly observed it...Alcacer is a Typical Exam of "Give me make I scatter the net" and He's been able to do that because Too much spaces are being left at the back for him to penetrate...
At Barça it's always Us against them..Teams don't give us such spaces...You either create out those spaces yourself or you learn to score at Tight angles....The thing is we are hoping Arthur will come good...Learn those defense-splitting passes that Xavi does which was able to ease Messi of soo much burden and Allow him to penetrate defenses as False 9...That's the only thing that will make Alcacer Thrive at Barça...Apart from That?... I will say we manage Suarez for now...Who knows a better Striker my still pop up in near future

Sometimes i do laugh at people who believe in politicians...Buhari has failed but I laugh at people who think Atiku has anything to offer...Some people even say he has "Chains of businesses"..."He's an employer of Labour"....Yet just ordinary meeting him rush go Dubai?.. Are there no good hotels here in Naija?... I will always say it...The only thing that will save this country is Revolution...We need to start killing this people one by one..From Buhari..babangida..Obj..Atiku and every single politician in this country!!!!

TLona1:
Where is that phool that said it'll take God's grace for Barca to qualify from the group stage?

Na Kingsley....Make person help me quote the mad man..Grace of God kee?....Seriously Barça don suffer...All because we have been employing mediocre coaches

To even Imagine some people here called this group "A group of death" and were writing Epistles on how we won't qualify...Bringing baseless statistics on how Inter and Tottenham are on Super form....O ye men of little faith!!...This is Champions league not EPL or Seria A... Here What is required isexperience not muscle(Ask Liverpool)
Put Barça Madrid Juve and Bayern in same group we go still top am...
Truth is we are Barcelona..we no dey too pursue points na points dey rush us

Modified: God bless who ever signed Arthur...Though he still needs to prove to me one more time against LM10 on Sunday

See y'all commending the OP should shut the Bleep up... See the females like "OP you did well"..."Op God bless you"....Bless kee?...Person wan go do olosho work and you get mind dey pity her?...no be her mates dey do legit work and making little savings to solve their problems....
Op lemme tell you something...God doesn't bless a fool...In this life never ever try to do things out of compassion less you go wreck...Na your weakling type dey make this girls think that one way or the other they will have their way through...
Lemme Ask you...Assuming a guy enters your cab and by mistake he forgot his wallet at home...And he couldn't transfer your payment...would you have left him?... I swear to God that you would have beating him or even collected any valuable item his with to make up for his payment....
Nnaa I tire for this puzzy ass niggas trying to form MR nice guy with their source of income...If dey finally fold up..them go start blaming village people���

Tmonex:
You see ehn, You cant change your state until next year Batch A 2019 if that is what you're trying to do...

This Batch C will register just once. some have been posted already to stream 1(those who registered early), the rest to stream 2. They announced that registration for stream 2 will continue on the 24th Oct. (schools still uploading names I guess).

Now About REVALIDATION - Its just a button you have to click during registration If you do not show up in Camp for this stream.

This your current call up letter will remain up for about 3 weeks. Once its gone you need to REVALIDATE from your dashboard so the Date of Reporting can change. Now if you have the chance of Revalidating for this current Batch C , they'll post you to the same state.

If you're revalidating during Next Year Batch A registration , you'll have the chance to change your state infact that is the only thing you have to do so you can pick states faster self.

I dont work for NYSC(you can tweet at them for more clarification) but this is my Third time Revalidating Jigawa Twice and now Rivers

I understand bro.. I fully understand...I just want to follow next stream....Am not revalidating to change state...But The problem be say From what am hearing this Stream 2 Registration is from 24th-5th...Meaning that my call up letter will still be at my dashboard...So there is no way I can Revalidate nah...Kaiiii I Don die...So I will just stay and be hoping May comes faster because na then Batch A go enter camp...My mates dey comot camp I still dey enter...

Tmonex:
You might end up Next year bro...Nothing do you if you don't show up in camp next week but fixing yourself for stream 2 is dicey

Your Call Up letter for stream 1 wont dissapear until the end of the 3 weeks orientation camp and by then registration window for stream 2 might have ended.. You will then have to wait for Batch A 2019 to begin registration where you'll have no choice to serve in Imo than to reselect state and pick Imo again if that's where you want.

Someone is saying that once I don't go to camp..That NYSC will do Automatic Revalidation for me..That is they will push me to stream2 and same state because in their mind they are thinking am trying to Run away because I don't like the state...But what you are saying is different and am just totally confused...I can't wait till May..To far for me(Feel like crying here)..This is what he sent to me...

"Difference between revalidation between batch and stream
For stream...same state..you can't run from it.
it's automatic
Then for batch..you will be allowed to chose state...because it's a fresh batch and fresh registrations"

pls bro say somethingooooo?

Tmonex:
I'm saying Kastina Won't change in stream 2 if you decide not to follow stream 1, until Your Batch C changes to Batch A

Pls bro...my elder bro is currently in China..business trip..Though will be back by Month end or first week of next month..I no fit lock up shop begin enter camp...I was posted to IMO in stream 1...I will love to serve there...How will I do it to Follow stream 2 enter camp?
Pls reply as soon as possible abeg

By the time this man is through with us....Mozambique go dey mock us

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Nacional Ascuncio Vs Independiente FBC TIP::::HF/FT(2/1)

Abegoo someone help me decode this game

Rumicarter:
She's doing all these for the in-coming governor since her cash cow (Ambode) is leaving already. She gats catfish Sanwo-Olu fast fast before them girls lay hands on him.

Bro...Someone raised this issue inside market few weeks ago...The guy was even ready to bet 100k cash with anyone who doubted it...abeg is this true?..Say Ambo na her big God?...
Why all these on Instagram noise about hardwork?

So Riga for Latvia is Loosing?....omo bet na something else...

Alexiz101:
Comment the states you choose let's see those we might meet in camp
Mine
Nasarawa
Kaduna
Anambra
Delta
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Bro please..Can i chat you up on whatsapp?

zamanii:
Drop your whatsapp number, I will message you

okay boss...Will be expecting your message

zamanii:
It means your revalidation is successful. The system will generate a call up number for you, keep checking

How far bro?..please i need to chat you up concerning Revalidation of a thing