I hope he didn’t vote for APC

ExudeLoveToAll:


Your wicked cousin and you are not wicked for not informing your girlfriend that u have decided to move on with your life.....

I didn’t leave her behind o. After my marriage we still dey gbench sef

stadyhu:

How much

Soja man once told an olosho that he finished knacking, “ e sweet me, e sweet you. Who go pay money “

My ex collects 2m a month as salary but she still asked me to give her 150k to add and rent a house. I left her that day

She don sight his side chick for the venue and after asking him what she’s doing there without answer, she come para. It almost happened to me. My wicked cousin hinted my girlfriend that I was getting married on that day and she appeared. Story for another day

HeartlessMan:
I knew this girl always masturbate in the bathroom because she can spend 2hrs in there humming gospel music with no water splashing and I once got in after her and almost smashed my cone head on the floor because the floor was very slippery. There was white liquid on the floor that I thought was soap lather then but now I know better.

Ada masturbates in our bathroom!!

I got her today after she spent so long singing gospel songs and finished with a very loud & passionate "Ekwuemeeee!". I quickly ran to check and lo and behold dear brethren, Ada don finish work.

How can one girl take two big cucumbers of this size? Ah!


What should I do now? I need advice.

Una sef too like s3x

Didn’t he see a muslim girl to marry?

Bang her!

Their own japa is even free sef

At the end, all of these na speculation

DevilishMan:


What tore your anus?

Or WHO rather

Plaza na war zone oo

eepeepook:
How are Nairaland scammers normally caught, is it not by reporting to the bank? Your money will go into an account. Once the bank sees the receiver, they can start operations to trace the authenticity of the transaction.

Say you deposited money into a scammer’s account. The bank can withdraw it back so far the account isn’t empty. The person’s physical location makes no difference to the situation.

Dey play

And them no disconnect them oo. If na me owe PHED, just two days, dem don enter comot all my wires take go

Why do I always have this feeling that her puzzay would be borehole?

Whazar:
I love portable breast with pointed nipple and a round curvy not too big ass 💋

You sabi better thing sir

illicit:
There is this girl that will never open her legs well when we are doing it.

She won't let me part it or raise it to my satisfaction.

Only a few inches will enter her...




I stopped inviting her

One like that some time ago. Would not allow me enter properly and fully, carrying her nyash one side make I no enter. After some minutes, the thing just tire me and in frustration, I just pour and stood up and warned her not to bear me again

Righthussle:
As a politician you need to Know when to appear sober, tough, humble, kind, and compassionate.

Especially Nigerian politician

Christistruth03:


Are they aware of what Simon Ekpa has done to their Homeland?

iyaamoke:
Ma, I understand how hurt you must feel to see your child that way. I have been there. It's obvious that center was compromised and as earlier advised, it is better not to push it any further.
You should have asked around before registering your boy in that school. Everyone knows the schools that are notorious for 'runs'. Having said that, I will counsel you to speak to your boy, let him know how proud you are of him for the feat he has achieved. Tell him this is only a temporary setback that you shall both overcome together. Let him know you are with him all the way. This does not make him a failure. It's only one of the many issues of life. When he finally succeds, he will be stronger and be able to help anyone who falls into the same trap.
Now, you can quickly go and register him for GCE private (It's still open). You don't have control over where he will be posted but pray that God will lead him to a good center. Make sure he studies as hard as he would ordinarily have done if he hadn't suffered this setback. I assure you, this too shall pass and you shall both rejoice. Wishing you the best. I hope this helps

You’re a great individual. I love this

OtuologyProf:
when I hear people say most moanings are faked, I can't help but laugh because that's exactly what some ladies want you to believe. They want you to continue guessing about their sexual satisfaction. But I'm here to demystify all that.

When most people go under a shower, they tend to shout a bit as the water rushes on the head. Some will want to by pass that shout by first putting their belly under the shower, before they could throw in their whole body. But even at that, some decibels of sound can still be recorded

That your girl isn't loud, doesn't mean she isn't moaning, even with the mouth closed. If you really have sharp ears, during sex, you will hear a whistling sound like that of a dog, Or bring a standard measurement for sound, it will surely measure some decibels of sound.

Loud moaning is just an expression which doesn't mean 'fake', just as shouting under a shower, so never you make that mistake that prostitutes fake moaning to make you cum fast, because prostitutes are normal human beings like you who just take advantage of your cash to enjoy sex.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Owo itid! Mmekop

And someone will still go and ‘clean’ their puzzay with tongue gratefully

Okay

sreamsense:
I wouldn't blame kanu on cancelation. Ekpa is using his name to get donation without remitting or sending even feeding allowances to either kanu or his wife. Ekpa is sturbbon, he wouldn't listen to that. Kanu should talk directly to Ipob/ESN to stop obeying Ekpa on sit at home order and talk to Igbos that are sending donations to Ekpa to run Biafra course to stop and desist from doing so.

Video of Kanu talking should be recorded and sent or allow Ipob/esn to listen for his live broadcast. Ekpa is making big money that is bigger than his salary in Finland, he has taken this job over as a full-time job, he has hijacked Biafra course from Kanu, Ekpa will soon insult him

Even with the video Ekpa will say it was doctored, manipulated or forced by ‘Fulani DSS’. He won’t stop. He’s in for the money, nothing else

Gentlelox:
don't come to my trend with ur joblessness to dedicate one stupid act to one person that doesn't know u...

Useless gateman

Money wey we dey try save from subsidy o. We want still go waste am for useless war

I prefer their daughters instead

They will still clear him. Abi no be najia senate again?

A classic case of medicine after death

Nairalander248:
1m alone? They travel all the way to Ogun to get 1m as cash price?

Ahswear. With all the attendant risks

The girl no complain naw Wetin concern her colleagues for the matter. Na their chest dem rub?