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Foreign AffairsRe: Equatorial Guinea Suspends All Officials Involved In The Sex Scandal by Meteng: 4:13pm On Nov 05, 2024
Knack in unexpected places na it dey sweet pass. That’s how I went to a government office for something early in the morning, opened the door and the senior staff had carried the woman kept her on top of the table and was banging furiously , with reckless abandon. I pretended as if I didn’t see them
PoliticsRe: Hunger Protesters Jubilate After FG Withdrew Charges Against Them (Photos, Video by Meteng: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2024
givedemwotowoto:
They will now go and regroup against TPain in 2027
For where. One sachet of ground nut oil, like 2 cups of rice plus N500 will solve that problem sad
PoliticsRe: Female Police Officer, Edith Uduma’s Dismissal In Order, Says Edo Command by Meteng: 9:17am On Nov 05, 2024
yad2eidi:
them pound am till she faint1?
Omo? I no know whether the guy take burantashi before he enter o
BusinessRe: Cost Of Goods To Rise As Bank Systems Migration Cripples Cargo Clearance At Port by Meteng: 6:51pm On Nov 04, 2024
PHIPEX:
Let's join Remi and Ribadu in prayers so God can reduce the costs for us.
This country na heavy cruise I swear

RomanceRe: Men Only: Would You Still Marry Her If This Happens? (Pics) by Meteng: 3:08pm On Nov 04, 2024
Da! Amekid correct eba huh
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Hitman Confesses, Reveals Shocking Details Of 70 Political Killings by Meteng: 2:53pm On Nov 04, 2024
uptownemmygee:
Someone that watch the video should please summarise
Abeg o, very important
PoliticsRe: Those Importing PMS Cheaper Than Ours Are Selling Substandard Products – Dangote by Meteng: 2:46pm On Nov 04, 2024
BlueRayDick:
Is it not the same imported fuel he has been using to run his business operations which started in 1978 ?

He starts refining fuel in 2024 and suddenly imported fuel becomes “substandard “ .🤦‍♂️

Does Dangote and his people even think some of these things through before pushing out to the media ? 🤷‍♂️
You get sense baba. Very valid question
PoliticsRe: Umahi Orders Security To Walkout Woman During Live Show by Meteng: 7:30am On Nov 04, 2024
Your eye don see pepper. Tilumbu supporter in the mud from fellow Tilumbu supporter

CrimeRe: Imo Activist Secures Release Of Twins Seized By Doctor Over Unpaid Bill by Meteng: 7:43pm On Nov 03, 2024
Tripitaka:
A lot of naive commenters castigating the doctor and his facility.

I can tell you for a fact and from experience that a lot of patients come into hospital that costs a fortune to run, enjoy credit services and when they recover, the first thought they have is how tonabscond without paying their bills.

They do not care about how their absconsion affects the business; how their absconsion affects staff salaries, infrastructure shortage and equipment procurement.

Medicare is not free nor cheap anywhere in the world and customers or clients are under obligation to pay for services recieved or make it clear from the onset that they do not have the financial capacity to pay. Not after spending years in medical school, paying a fortune setting up the facility, employing staff, you walk in and recieve care, then turn around to start claiming human right.

If every other patient claimed human right, would you have met the doctor or even a hospital ?

Childbirth and delivery is not an emergency and the woman knew fully well the implication of having unprotected sex and carrying the pregnancy.

If you cant pay, then you must provide a Surety that will stand for you. Nonsense. If you cant pay bills that I'm sure isnt up to 100k, how then do you even plan to raise the child? How do you plan to feed and send the child to school. That's how they end up bringing nuisances into the world.

The couple are apparently troublemakers. Becasue how do you 3xplain not been able to pay meager bills for a whole 6months. Six freaking months!!
Especially for one small girl wey go open her legs waaaaa, for one useless boy to empty his tank inside without a care in the world
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Dismisses Allegation Of High Petrol Price by Meteng: 10:10am On Nov 03, 2024
Wizardslayer:
If you believe dangote is producing fuel then you've been deceived.

What dangote is doing is buying and reselling.
grin
PetsRe: Meet The Saola: The Rare 'asian Unicorn' You've Never Seen Before by Meteng: 1:56pm On Nov 02, 2024
Unicorn?
RomanceRe: I Caught My Over Righteous Father In-law Cheating, And I Want To Tell His Wife by Meteng: 1:50pm On Nov 02, 2024
MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to admire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could remember me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I remember that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her). angry angry

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.
You even get mind say make dem move this to front page. To go and do exactly what on front page ?
RomanceRe: I Am Not A Weak And Understanding Wife. My Husband Is Afraid Of Me - Lady by Meteng: 1:40pm On Nov 02, 2024
Here

RomanceRe: Boyfriend Permanently Tattoos His Name On Girlfriend’s Face by Meteng: 1:36pm On Nov 02, 2024
E sure me say even with that face tattoo, another man go still knack am. If na me hold am, I go make sure say as I’m knacking her, I’m calling the name that’s written on her face to emphasize on his stûpiditÿ
EventsRe: Man Buries In-law With Casket Worth Over 130 Million Naira In Anambra by Meteng: 12:51pm On Nov 02, 2024
yyba:
He may even be dodging some of his relative that are looking for financial assistance undecided
Ahswear
EventsRe: Man Buries In-law With Casket Worth Over 130 Million Naira In Anambra by Meteng: 12:50pm On Nov 02, 2024
Draggun:
If you believe this Coffin is worth #130m, put your two hands on your empty skull and pray for sense to locate you.
You get sense die
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Bauchi Woman Who Orchestrated Father-In-Law’s Murder (Photo) by Meteng: 12:47pm On Nov 02, 2024
With this kind of face, una sure say she never join boko haram?
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Tiwa Savage In White Panties That Got People Talking by Meteng: 12:39pm On Nov 02, 2024
Arizoner:
you sabi suck toto?
She dey like am?
AutosRe: Clean Used Toyota Corolla Small But Mighty With Duty Going For #2.5m by Meteng: 7:21pm On Nov 01, 2024
Phabulous4:
2.5M ke. How much I go come sell my Camry 08 muscle??

CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Tiwa Savage In White Panties That Got People Talking by Meteng: 7:08pm On Nov 01, 2024
Omo! see plenty meat for her puna lips. This girl go sweet knack die!
CelebritiesRe: I Will Write A Letter To Intl. Court Of Justice About Bobrisky - Isaac Fayose by Meteng: 7:02pm On Nov 01, 2024
My concern is who approved visa for him
CrimeRe: Man Caught Stealing Chicken Forced To Wear It As A Tie In Public (photo) by Meteng: 2:01pm On Oct 31, 2024
Oga T Pain on the beat
CrimeRe: Angry Youths Lynch Armed Robber, Set Another Ablaze In Calabar by Meteng: 6:13pm On Oct 29, 2024
Good for them if they were caught red handed
CultureRe: The Unspoken Rules Of Visiting Friends In Nigeria by Meteng: 4:26pm On Oct 29, 2024
ExtremeDot:
That number 2. People still ask and care if you have eaten?
Not again my brother
CrimeRe: NDLEA Uncovers Secret Underground Drug Storage In Lekki, Lagos by Meteng: 2:08pm On Oct 28, 2024
Na only his inside person go squeal like this
RomanceRe: Sleeping With An Old Woman Unlocks Success by Meteng: 4:49pm On Oct 26, 2024
Old woman puna sweet die! Very tight. No oil. All grainy inside. I no dey last up to 20 minutes
CelebritiesRe: Policemen Shoot ‘Igbo Jah’ (Okezie Chikezie Mba) Dead In Enugu by Meteng: 4:43pm On Oct 26, 2024
immortalcrown:
If this report is true, something serious must have happened and is being covered up. A police officer mistakenly fired a bullet and only the celebrity was hit? It could be possible but is hard to be believed.

The dead body appears to have more than one wound. How many shots were mistakenly fired?
From a different report somewhere else, 6 shots were “mistakenly” fired sad
PoliticsRe: Reps Committee Uncovers Over ₦‎32 Billion Revenue Leakage In NUPRC by Meteng: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2024
Tetrahedron:
And at the end of the day, no one will be hanged for this abi?

Continue

If like 3 people have faced firing squad at bar-beach corruption will stop immediately but you keep pampering them continue
That’s the only solution to the corruption in this country
TravelRe: NNPCL Releases Names Of Deceased In Tragic Helicopter Incident by Meteng: 2:24pm On Oct 26, 2024
Oh God, it was for their daily bread o
EducationRe: King Mswati's 16th Wife (Zuma's Daughter) Spotted Wearing $226K Watch - PICTURES by Meteng: 2:20pm On Oct 26, 2024
But the watch sha make sense

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