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RomanceRe: As A Man What Can Stop U At This Crucial Moment ( Viewers Discretion) Photo by Meteng: 10:15am On Sep 19, 2024
Happened to me before, after removing everything, I wanted to enter she stopped me. Tried to enter again she stopped me again. At this point, I come advise myself, what if she’s trying to help me by not infecting me with HIV? Because there was no CD. I now went for extra romance, and by the time she got to cloud 9, and was begging me to enter, fear no gree me again. Instead, I plugged it in her mouth, pumped and poured inside her mouth
TravelRe: Kaduna To Zaria Went From ₦200 To ₦2000 In 8 Years — Man Laments by Meteng: 9:46am On Sep 19, 2024
This guy is not aware that we are in a more than war situation. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Please What Is The Name Of This Animal With No Head And Tail? by Meteng: 9:20pm On Sep 18, 2024
Whatever name it’s called, please don’t eat it I know Tilumbu has dealt with us, but please, please, don’t eat it

TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by Meteng: 12:01pm On Sep 16, 2024
hisgrace090:
Pls don't push Tinubu with your analysis to move against CNG with price hike soon knowing how heartless they can be.
Exactly my fear, my brother
PoliticsRe: Nigerians May Buy Dangote Petrol For N857, N865 Per Litre by Meteng: 6:00pm On Sep 15, 2024
lextube:
It'll be good if it's sold at around 800 naira.
Exactly what they wanted you to say after they increased the price to N1,500 so that when it comes down to N800-850, you’ll be dancing and clapping for them
RomanceRe: Makurdi Hookup Is Really Cheap by Meteng: 1:47pm On Sep 14, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
I dey wait for person wey dey around there wey go show me around that their university BSU make I sample some girls cool
Baba, I don hear story of the their BSU tire. I wish I was close by. Abeg, help me knack my portion for me
CrimeRe: Jealous Cambodian Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder Over Nigerian Boyfriend by Meteng: 1:29pm On Sep 14, 2024
Nigerian divk, spreading joy whom ever it touches

Foreign AffairsRe: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Meteng: 1:26pm On Sep 14, 2024
That means if America or Israel hear pim, he should start counting his days
PropertiesRe: Tears As Physically Challenged Man Whose House Was Burnt To Ashes Receives Cash by Meteng: 1:20pm On Sep 14, 2024
techbro1:
Hmm now Nigeria is just about Nigerians helping themselves. The government is doing absolutely nothing for the citizens
My brother, wee are on our own o. We no concern Nigerian government
RomanceRe: Makurdi Hookup Is Really Cheap by Meteng: 9:42am On Sep 14, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
You know baa!? 😁
Yes o. Especially when she’s pumping from under and you’re pumping from up
RomanceRe: My Gf Surprised Me... by Meteng: 6:49pm On Sep 13, 2024
MrNice04:
but she told me her dad gave her 5million to start up the biz

PoliticsRe: Gov. Abiodun Fraudulently Parading My Rice Farm As World Bank Project - Farmer by Meteng: 6:48pm On Sep 13, 2024
Unless no be APC
RomanceRe: Makurdi Hookup Is Really Cheap by Meteng: 6:41pm On Sep 13, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
I like to dominate i don’t ask dem to do all that (ride)

The one day before yesterday I had to arrange her to set doggy well, when i was ontop she wrap her legs around my waist but I say lai lai, she no go make me cum quick.

but this one today knew what to do when i turned her around.
Omo, that wrapping of legs around the waist no dey gree person last at all
RomanceRe: Makurdi Hookup Is Really Cheap by Meteng: 6:39pm On Sep 13, 2024
Starboytwo:
hiv no dey catch nairalanders.
grin
RomanceRe: Man Pulls His Pants Down And Pleasures Himself Publicly With A Cucumber (video) by Meteng: 6:36pm On Sep 13, 2024
You mean a whole cucumber inside his nyash? Some people sha get mind

CrimeRe: How Bandits Collected N35million Ransom, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Whiskey ... by Meteng: 5:41pm On Sep 13, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
Whiskey ?


I thought Alcohol is only for Heaven. when allah gives them 72 virgins he will then serve them alcohol.

Antichristian and abutwins wetin happen to these una set of terrorists?
@bolded. You dey believe those people?
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Gives Update On Dangote Refinery Petrol Price, Purchase by Meteng: 5:35pm On Sep 13, 2024
Why was it very fast and swift to declare diesel price but so difficult to announce Petrol price?
PoliticsRe: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by Meteng: 5:25pm On Sep 13, 2024
I’m beginning to believe these people have a deep conviction that we’re fools
PoliticsRe: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by Meteng: 2:43pm On Sep 12, 2024
Karleb:
I did my SIWES there in 2017 and the company does not look like one that has upto 20m in it's account.
Thats what you’ll see, but underground, money dey move swiftly and steadily
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest 18-Year Old Boy For Blackmailing Teenage Girl With Nudes by Meteng: 2:39pm On Sep 12, 2024
And the nudes came from where exactly?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Nigerians Get Embassy Jobs? by Meteng: 11:18am On Sep 12, 2024
balaclava:
1. You go need to sabi person wey sabi person wey still come sabi persons for organisations wey dey give the job.
2. You fit bribe or sleep your way into the jobs or
3. You fit enter by merit or
4. Baba God fit run am for you.

But you see that number 1, e dey very key even number 2,3, 4 dey happen through number 1 most times but e no mean say dem no fit happen independently.
No argument
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Nigerians Get Embassy Jobs? by Meteng: 11:16am On Sep 12, 2024
psucc:
You just have to look away from some things in this country if only you want to live long. One is working in such areas as:
CBN
PRESIDENCY
NNPC LTD
NASS
POLICE (THOSE WORKING AT THE PORTS)

Just apply for Army, police, with little "expenses" you'll be recruited. Hope you know why?
You’re very funny even as you’ve spoken the truth
AutosRe: Memorial Service For Gazzuzz Tomorrow by Meteng: 11:13am On Sep 12, 2024
So this news is true. Very sad. Nice guy he bent over to assist me when I had issues with my Hyundai even though we were not in the same town. Take your salute Gazzuz

PoliticsRe: Senator Ishaku Abbo Considering Islam And Dumping Christianity-photo by Meteng: 11:10am On Sep 12, 2024
Considering? He should carry his sorry Gabriel’s ass and go there fast
PoliticsRe: Shettima Promises Maiduguri Flood Victims 50 Trucks Of Rice by Meteng: 12:16pm On Sep 11, 2024
900warriorz:
Shame on APC...Na rice be their problem? angry

[b]Abi na only rice them go dey chop?
undecided[/b]
Of course, dem go just chew the rice, drink water(if available), they’ll be satisfied
NYSCRe: Corps Members Appreciate Woman With Marching Parade For Providing Water(photos) by Meteng: 12:05pm On Sep 11, 2024
Who’s cutting onions here?
RomanceRe: Senator Forced Chief Of Staff To Perform Sex Acrobatics Causing Him Pains by Meteng: 10:10pm On Sep 09, 2024
She’s not looking bad
RomanceRe: Pretty Oyibo (white) Lady Weds Her Nigerian Man (pic/video) by Meteng: 10:06pm On Sep 09, 2024
With the way Tilumbu is handling this country, if I see this type, I go gladly marry and escape this impending catastrophe
PoliticsRe: Fuel Hike: I Wonder Where This Guy Keeps His Fuel Now; Funny 2022 Post Trends by Meteng: 10:01pm On Sep 09, 2024
That’s assuming he’s even seeing the fuel to buy
CrimeRe: Fake NNPC Director In EFCC Custody Over ₦‎100 Million Fraud by Meteng: 9:51pm On Sep 09, 2024
Nigerians are easily deceived, if you’re fat and have big stomach, you can easily deceive a Nigerian that you’re “oga” and then you can proceed to scam him
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help, I'm Addicted To Stealing by Meteng: 10:08pm On Sep 08, 2024
In all your stealing, avoid Akwa Ibom and Cross River because na for hell you go wake up with tyre on your neck as necklace
CareerRe: Nollywood Actor Becomes Plumber In Canada by Meteng: 9:59pm On Sep 08, 2024
Vyzz:
Plumbing no be work?


Atleast he won't die inside river for 100k
Una no go kee me

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