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Family / Re: My Friend & I by MgbekePoosie: 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2013
Talk about what?
STALE NEWS!
MANY NIGERIAN MALES ARE TRISEXUALS. . .who phock GOATS AND SHEEP AN-USES too! grin
Na dem go 'church' pass o! cheesy
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THEM! SORRY! kiss
Family / Re: Top 5 Emotional Effects Of Divorce by MgbekePoosie: 10:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
If you say so. . . your opinion. kiss
I have disagreed.
Moving on! cool
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Killed Saven Years Old Boy by MgbekePoosie: 9:15pm On Jul 08, 2013
If na BOKO HARAM NOW. . . .dem go remember say WOMEN AND CHILDREN dey 'special'!
Chrislamic HYPOCRITIC RITUALISTS!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians Busted For $800,000 Gold Fraud by MgbekePoosie: 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
No surprises there. . . UP ODUDUWA! grin
Awon OLE!
Crime / Re: 400 Nigerians In Chinese Jails For Drug-Related Offences, Others- Ambassador by MgbekePoosie: 9:05pm On Jul 08, 2013
He said the Nigerian government needs to do more to encourage young people to feel secured in Nigeria and not have the urge to travel out and engage in illegal activities to make money.

The illegal activities in Nigeria nko? grin

He said Embassy staff sometimes contribute money among themselves to help Nigerians in distress in China and that not all the Nigerians in prison or in distress in China are criminals.

Really?
Tellit to BOKO HARAM! kiss
Crime / Re: Children Kill Mother Over Alledged Witchcraft by MgbekePoosie: 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
Eja lo wa o!
YORUBA BLOOD STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG. . . EVEN FOR EDO STATE!
Kai!!! cry
Family / Re: Divorce Lawyer Wanted ASAP! by MgbekePoosie: 8:22pm On Jul 08, 2013
Nigerians dey DIE-VORCE for Nigeria?
What a waste of resources!
O gal. . . just pack ya load and move to another part of the ABUJA VILLAGE!
Change your name. . . SIMPLE!
Why dash a hungry lawyer money for such simple matters? undecided

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Family / Re: Top 5 Emotional Effects Of Divorce by MgbekePoosie: 8:11pm On Jul 08, 2013
Isn't this sexist? undecided
Does a woman divorce herself?
Divorce affects men and women EQUALLY. . . .BOTH ARE MATRIMONIAL FAILURES! kiss
Politics / Re: The Slaughtering Of School Children In Potiskum (yobe State) by MgbekePoosie: 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2013
The H-ABORTION of children can take place before or after birth!
The will of GOD!
ALL NA PRO-CHOICE ABI?
Mu he he he he he he
Politics / Re: South South And South East Governors Reiterated Support For President Jonathan. by MgbekePoosie: 6:51pm On Jul 08, 2013
Ghana must go bags dey work! ASSOCIATION OF POT-BELLY GOVERNORS!grin

SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI. . . .FOR 2014!!! cool
Gimme a NORTHERNER ANYDAY! cool

What a BUNCH OF FUGLY SHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT DUDES! cry

I miss IBORI. . . I swear! cool

See as 'CHIME' resemble 'haunting dog' wey CIA dey take 'sniff' terrorists for H-AIRPORTS'! TA!cheesy
Family / Re: Would you leave your husband/wife to marry your long-lost first and true love? by MgbekePoosie: 6:46pm On Jul 08, 2013
Tufiakwa!
Only a NIGERIAN man can do such a thing ke. . .By abandoning both wife and children to run follow another remnant toto aka 'first love'! grin

I don't know any of my EXs I can leave my husband for o. . . for one MY HUSBAND'S PEHNIS IS FARRRRRRRRRRRR BIGGER! kiss
They were only useful those days. . .when any kind of blokos could size my extremely TIGHT POOHSIE.
Not now o. . . . wink
Wetin I wanno take OLD ROTTEN SHRIVELLED BLOKOS. . .wey anoda woman don take clean toto born 5 children do? undecided
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LE! I 'taste' him once in a while to spice my 'STALE' marriage. kiss

They are all WAAAAAAAAAAY too broke to meet my financial needs!I GET MONEY PASS ALL OF THEM. . . NO EXCEPTIONS! kiss
NA LOVE I GO TAKE FEED MY CHILDREN? undecided
Rubbish!

Sorry. . .I only do LOADED SUGAR DADDIES(i use their money to FEED MY HUSBAMD ke! wink). . . not BROKE-AZZZZED EXES STRUGGLING IN THE DIASPORA LIKE MYSELF. . . sucking totos online to feed their families! cheesy

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew! SAY WETIN HAPPEN? shocked
Na juju? undecided
Family / Re: Is She Right? by MgbekePoosie: 5:41pm On Jul 08, 2013
LastApostle: I smell idowuogbo on this thread.
@poosie mgbeke, please there is a future ahead for my sister and no wayward lackadaisical misfit will truncate it.

Hence she is still adolescent, I am capping her until she is matured to be let into the wild. I'd a lot of scold on her and has embark on investigating the guy.

Meanwhile, the guy called her earlier on today asking her if she did take her lunch, is she actually revising for her post UME and what was my reaction after his visit.

This guy thinks he is smart and I will expose his dubious intent soonest. What possibly will a grown man be doing with an 18 year old

I don tok my own o!
Lucky you. . .YOU AIN'T MY 'BIG BRODA', and I ain't ya 'KID SISTER'!

What future?

ARE YOU GOD? undecided
Stop being annoying please!

Time to go pick my SWEEEEEEEEET MOMMA from DFW jare. FOR SOME MORE MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING TIME!cool

Arrrrrrrrrrrrhgh. . . my nanny calleth to give me update on my girls! cool
This life too SWEEEEEEEEET DIE! Hmmmmmmm!!!!

Lookey hia. . . .I ain't gat NOMORE time for YOU OR YOUR THREAD! kiss
Take a lesson from this STORY with one MGBATI gal wey read 'PHARMACY' finish. . .THEN DIE FOR COMMON BLOKOS! cry

https://www.nairaland.com/826733/25-year-old-missing-nigerian

A NIGERIAN PHARMACIST jumped from a bridge and killed herself. . . BECAUSE OF A MAN! kiss
PHARMACIST AND ALL. . . ALL END FOR SUICIDE MISSION! grin
Mu he he he he he he
SEE FUTURE WITH PHARMACY DEGREE AND ALL O! ALL For H-INSIDE Mount PLEASANT bridge! cheesy
PHARMACIST KO. . . .NATIVE DOCTOR NI!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!




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Oya begin CHOP Pharmacy DEGREE! kiss
See am? WITH MAMA AND PAPA FOR HOUSE. . .PAPA NA NIGERIAN PASTOR.
AWON. . .'WE GO READ PHARMACY THEN QUENCH FOR BLOKOS'! grin
Hope that ya 'KID SISTER' go sabi book like this OLUWATOSIN O! lipsrsealed
She cannot be FINER for sure! grin
Mu he he he he he he

*belchezzz*

O da bo o!

*ALL THREADS UNFOLLOWED FROM PROFILE PAGE*
Politics / Re: PDP Convention: Atiku’s Name Missing On Delegates’ List by MgbekePoosie: 4:50pm On Jul 08, 2013
Good!
ATIKU. . .PLEASE GO AND SUPPORT SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI. . . biko! kiss
Sanusi. . .Please GO AND REGYISTER! cool
GIVE ME A NORTHERNER ANYDAY. . . . cool
Politics / Re: Why Igbos Living Outside Igboland Should Start Planning For Break-up Of Nigeria by MgbekePoosie: 4:16pm On Jul 08, 2013
https://www.nairaland.com/1350090/gov-rochas-shut-down-abia#16690947

The IGBOS have started practicing the 'BREAK UP' o!
Mu he he he he he he he
Politics / Re: S-east, S-south Govs Pledge Support For Jonathan by MgbekePoosie: 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Like they have a CHOICE?
PSYCHOPHANTIC SLAVES OF SOCIO-ECONOMIC AND SPIRITUAL POVERRRRTY! grin
Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Shut Down Abia Line Transport Company Office In Owerri...read Details by MgbekePoosie: 4:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
Preview. . . .NIGERIA MUST DIVIDE O!
BIAFRAWORLD. . . HERE WE COME!
MU HE HE HE HE HE HE
Family / Re: Is She Right? by MgbekePoosie: 3:59pm On Jul 08, 2013
WELCOME TO AWON 'FATHERLESS BABY HOMES WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEMED-FUNKY-AZZZE-BABY-MOMMAS' . . . . . .!Always looking for THE LOVE THEY LOST. . . AKA FATHERS!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! DADDY!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!! cool

PREGNANCY BE DISEASE KWA NU? shocked
If you carry belle. . .you BORN OR H-ABBORT! Simple! cool
Who gives a PHOCK? Your life. . . NOT MINEZZZZZ! kiss

Nor be una mates be these? USEEEEEEEEELESS AFRICANS!
Efry tin na BIG PHOCKING DEAL!. . .MEANWHILE, NA DEM FORNICATE, R-APE AND PEDO-PHILE PASS O, WITH AN-US AND H-ALL! grin
With church and mosque ON EVERY JUNCTION IN NIGERIA AND ALL OVER AFRICA!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bGY2tJhL-o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3dA8lp-2Eg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHv6Nucvpfs

LESSONS LEARNED:

[size=20pt]OP. . .YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A BROTHER TO THIS YA SO-CALLED 'KID SISTER'. . .NEVER A FATHER! IF YOU LIKE PAY SCHOOL FEES FOR HER GREAT-GRAND CHILDREN!!!! SHE HAS LOST A DAD. . .DON'T LET HER LOSE A BROTHER TOO! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! SHE IS A YOUNG ADULT WHO NEEDS TO FIND HERSELF. . .WHERE HER FATHER AND MOTHER ABANDONED HER WITH THE HELP OF UNA CHRISLAMIC 'GODS'. . . .WITH WHOM ALL TINS ARE PUSS-IBLE!!!! kiss[/size]
Family / Re: Is She Right? by MgbekePoosie: 3:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
18 YEAR-0LDS+++ NA 'KID SISTERS'? WITH BIG B=00=BS AND JUICY TOTOS ALL OVA AFRICA ABI? grin

LWKMD!!!

At 19, I don dey TIA BLOKOS leff-right-forward-center-top-bottom-side-to-side-from-corner-to-corner!
WHEN MY PAPA PUT MOUTH. . . I JUST LAND AM ONE BACK-HAND SLAP WITH MY MOUTH! kiss
MY MAMA NOR BE 18 WEY SHE CARRY BELLE FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM? grin
USEEEEEEEEEEEELESS BOYS AND MEN!
He never put im mouth for my matter H-AGAIN O! grin

May the REETARDED CHRISLAMIC SHARIA GODS BLESS AFRICAN POVERTY-STRICKEN REETARDS!
I love MY DARLING H-AMELIKA!

The home of 12 year old GRANDMAS AND BABY DADDIES!

YOU CARRY BELLE FOR RIFF RAFF. . . H-ABORT THE SWINE! SIMPLE!!!! cool
IF YOUR 'WOMB' OR BLOKKOS BEGIN CARRY POTO-POTO. . . . .TO YOUR GOD BE THE GLORY. . .GO TO OKIJA OR OKIGWE AND PURCHASE BETA FINE-FINE PICKINS!
FRUIT OF THE WOMB AND BLOKOS FULL FOR ABA AND ENUGU BABY FARMS!!!! cool

SHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! cool cool cool cool cool

Come and WHIP! grin

[size=20pt]MEN! LEARN TO PUT YA BLOKOSES IN CHECK! IF NO DEMAND. . . . . . . .NO SUPPLY OF ASSHAWOS FROM H-EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE! tongue[/size]

SHIKENA!!!!! cool
Family / Re: Is She Right? by MgbekePoosie: 3:27pm On Jul 08, 2013
Dear nairalander, do I enforce my power over her and stop her or do I let her be just for her to witness the end? I don't want a situation where someone would say a grown up was there when she misbehaved or rather she blaming me in the near future that I wrecked her happiness.

HA!
Enforce which kain PAWA? grin Are you the one that is gonna PHOCK 'er for the rest of her life? grin
You need to allow her make her own mistakes son!
After all, if you had done a good job raising her right IN THE FIRST PLACE. . . .
She would have known better. LOVE AND CARE FROM A DECENT FATHER FIGURE WAS LACKING FROM THE GET GO!kiss
Too late now! kiss

Lemme give you SOME EDUCATION with girls and women in general. . .THE MORE YOU SAY NO. . .THE MORE WE SAY YES! kiss

Instead of 'enforcing' ya PAWA. . . GO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. . . .as she take meet una papa(s)! grin

Lefam! She go soon hia WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! The best teacher and ANTIDOTE to IGNORANCE ATI STOOPIDITY!
A lesson ALL GIRLS AND WOMEN MUST GO LEARN. . . .BY THEMSELVES WITHOUT HELP! kiss

Till then. . . YOUR ARE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME. . .

Abi you wanno PHOCK 'ER? tongue Disu ya 'H-EE BADU BELLE AND H-EE JOLOSI' too much, even by 'BIG BRODA'. . . .H-AFRRRRRRICAN STANDARDS!

Just saying. . . No H-INSULT H-INTENDED! cool cool cool
Family / Re: She Needs Help by MgbekePoosie: 3:19pm On Jul 08, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Callotti??!! shocked shocked shocked

Girl, you're just as wack as ever! cheesy cheesy

Welcome back jare. How did your trip go? kiss kiss

Very very well!
Thank you! cool

Off for one week. . .SO NA ME AND NL. . . . cool
Birthday in Paris. . .coming up soooooooooon. . . STAY TUNED! cool
Family / Re: Why Is This ....? For Women by MgbekePoosie: 3:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
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RELIGION OF SHYTE. . . JAM RELIGION OF PISS! MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! cheesy

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100120170444AAAP70D

[size=20pt]Why do some Christians criticise the hijab when Mary, Mother of Jesus wore the hijab too?[/size]



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uXLMyP7VFY
Family / Re: My Wife Caught Me Red Handed With Our Maiden by MgbekePoosie: 3:07pm On Jul 08, 2013
makelove2m:

sad , I respect your own thought, thanx

You are welcome darling. kiss
MY PLEH-YOR! kiss kiss kiss
Family / Re: She Needs Help by MgbekePoosie: 3:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
How can you help a 28 year-old accomplished medical doctor? grin
She seems SMARTER and more accomplished than you! WHAT IS YOUR OWN PROFESSION? PROLLY JUMPING FROM BAR TO BAR WITH HER FATHER HUH EVEN AT YOUR YOUNG AGE? BIRDS OF A "FATHER"!!!!grin
No insult intended o! lipsrsealed

Anyhoo, the young lady may not need YOUR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. . . As a medical doctor. . . .

SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN SCHOOLED AND SHE IS WELL-VERSED IN THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SP-ER-M DROPPERS AND FATHERS!
She will treat him just like ANY OTHER PATIENT or defer the possibilities to another practitioner. kiss

YOUR ADVICE IS NOT NECESSARY! kiss SHE HAD THE BACKING OF THE OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS. . . THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. SHE KNOWS HER ROOTS! kiss

THE AKAMU SELLER. . .IS NOT IMPORTANT! THIS IS 2013. . . NOT 1 YEAR BEFORE THE BIRTH OF CHRIST BY ASSSSSSSSHAWO MARY AMAKA EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE!kiss

Plus I knew her father from a street bar,

Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
The lady in questions SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK HER 'MEN'! grin

From FRYING PAN TO HELL FAYA! FROM ONE DRUNKARD TO ANOTHER! cry

Mu che che che che che che che

*belchezzz*

Song of the day. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrTNZlaVOGc

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