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Is the queue at the ATM that long that it still hasn't gotten to her turn after 3days?

I keep warning them.
There are some errands mother's should not just send their underage kids on.

Mama Kafayatu should better learn from this because each time I visit her, she'd send out her 10year old son on one stupid errand so we can have privacy.

Why will a mom send a 10year old to go and use the ATM in a country where no one is safe.
Are they wiser than some of our parents who locked us up in the wardrobe for privacy or when they didn't want us to see what visitors they were having?[/quote]like he should go and mop the junction abi

mytime24:
according to him, electricity is'nt rocket science, bt with him now it hs bcome bullet science

abi catapult science

shey rice go dey church today

But on a lighter note MEME ALERT GUYS

we nor go jam agbako oo

atheistandproud:
because of why?

you nor dey dash person something??

susrite:
10k per semester?

LOL! That's an impossible mission. I'm sure dues would definitely take half of that

Mannuals would take... Wait! 10k? That won't even be enough for manuals.

Invest half of the 10k in a business in your area, even if the profit margin is 2500, you can invest the 7500 and get total of 10k. Invest the 10k and you can get 15k. Add it to the initial 5k on ground... That's 20k. Manage that.

Chat me up whenever you're broke. Who knows what God can do.

we need more of you in this country.OP chat me up too who knows what can happen

cyrusmillz:
Nawa for all these phone manufacturers way dey always release new phone every month

E come be like period

atheistandproud:
Yes

borrow me that phone first

atheistandproud:
Light trails

long exposure right

Realboygenius:
It's a gimmick
I even prefer the 64MP of the CAMON.

Henry said he had to compress the pictures for NL

zoeA:
I no undastanda o!na him be that swimming pool I see so?

E nor tire you

mamaafrik:
yes they want to change the direction of before taking off,you think it's only a Nigerian thing right??,if you think Naikis bad,try india and south east asian states.

No i never thought it was a Nigeria thing well if you say they were changing direction why didn't they do it mid-air atleast i havent seen a Nigerian news of that people pushing helicopters yet
if those guys could push the helicopter imagine what they could have done to the submarine

osamz007:
LOVE NOT THE WORLD NEITHER THE THINGS THAT ARE IN THE WORLD.

IF ANYONE LOVES THE WORLD THE LOVE OF THE FATHER IS NOT IN HIM

[quote author=MzCorleone post=101121310]Well said. I know someone who ships in stuff to Nigeria, I ll ask for the lens.
oh okay

MzCorleone:
thank you for taking your time to explain, I appreciate.
How expensive are the external lens?

I edit my pictures here and there but since it's food related, I want it to look natural as possible.
Don't want a case of what I ordered VS what I got.

Am currently using a hauwei y9, the camera quality is not just there

firstly you are most welcome
now about the lens if you check jumia youll see different types and standards of lens I wouldn't recommend you buying just any one there are cheap ones like there was one I saw for 3k then plus delivery it was about 5k+ that was cheap but when I made research about that brand it turns out to be below standard so I'll recommend you get any of this two "moment telephoto or the skyvik signi(not sure how its spelt tho) my moment was given to me i didn't buy it but I doubt if jumia has moment products in stock but you can check it up or better still check ebay or Amazon
yea for food related issues you should always try to reduce the noise during editing like even if you don't do other things reduce noise then take unusual angles not always the old boring over-head style be creative
try to know the strengths and weakness of your shooter( you may get a flagship device and if you don't know this you might still complain about the same thing)does your camera fare well when there is too much light,does it do well when the light is facing the subject/or the camera(I don't recommend this one sha) do you clean the lens before taking pictures,do you use the flash on your phone(personally I never use the flash I'll rather get another source of light)

Explorers:
Yea.

omoo true true this life get erection

are those guys pushing that helicopter abi what is happening there

MzCorleone:
Guys I need your input
Henry007, Heineken, stellar 360, torpedo92, busuyi44, iamyemiakins, mhimi007, hakim12

personally i feel it all comes down to the photographer
1) For a baker youll have to get a device that has 'food mode' (personally i dont think it does anything tho)
2) the camera...for smartphone photography I'll recommend you get an external lens(a telephoto external lens will do) i own a moment 20x macro lens and I will tell you that the photography experience is divine (I use an infinix s5) and i know the limitations of my camera but the lens DOESN'T improve your phone camera it just assist
3) As Henry has said never be afraid of editing even our babas in Getty images uses the edit tool too to improve... depending on your mood don't over edit (I'm guilty of this sha)
4) always try out new things,take interesting angles of your work (close-up shots) is a bomb here...there are pictures i took with my palasa and people dont believe I took them or even my phone did.Be ready to learn,watch videos on photography tips
I'm so sorry for the sermon but i thought that if I was to say something I should just say it all
all in all there is no perfect camera as the only perfect camera you have is your eyes,other guys may come and give you recommendations on what phone to buy but if you use even the Redmi nt11 ultra's camera without a definte purpose it will just be another good picture out there. I want your pieces to standout and I know you want the same too
thanks for requesting my opinion NAMASTE

henry007:
The original of both photos is between 10-18MB in size. This one is a cropped picture that has also been reduced to fit a 4K photo for YouTube and then reduced again to 450p for Nairaland.

execpt that oo afraid don catch me

is that really 108mp I'm seeing there...expected more sha

sirmustyla:
That is all you can remember about him.

forget na legacy be that

Cutie09:
Fvck if na for 2021 you for don appear for porn video i hear say HQ of pornhub is in naija

nor be small thing she even allow me try out different styles i could think of

Mikehot:
sorry o, are you sure about this?

Because i would be taking her there tomorrow, by the way where is their ugbowo Branch at again?

yea I won't mind meeting you there I'm a JAMB student there

Mikehot:
Yeah, i am talking of the registered cbt center of uniben

go to Boiling point tutorials to get the form

Michelle55:
Whisper to my ears, no one else go hear am

used to have this neighbor then in Lagos...she actually took my virginity it was slow and all at first like the normal sex but then I started hearing words from my guys abt how this girl was a sexual godess I acted as if I don't know what they were talking about and deep down I was like this same girl then the next day I went to her flat(she is a student of uniben and she stays with her family in my parents house a block of four flats) naso i come carry myself go this babe flat,knock she came out I asked her if she was alone she said her mom was around i told her to come to my flat my folks have gone to work my siblings to school that was how this aunty came oo and it started we did the first one she allowed me rest for a couple of minutes then we picked again if I remember correctly we started by 9 or so and it was non stop till past 3 she had to leave cos of my siblings(heard their school bus) we came to the living room acting asif nothin happend then she left i thought that was all oo it kept going like that for weeks she will come to my place and we kick off I tried convincing myslf that I was having fun and all but I was drying up i say vagina tire me did HIV test came out negative na so I use scope lose guard the babe oo

Michelle55:
Wia you see am?

i nor wan remember that thing abeg

Michelle55:
Here to read stories as usual.. Nothing again wey I pass

oloun

Mizra:
Innovation, ngwaaa.

No type of yansh wey passepger seat no go see.

what is this naaa LOL

SUPERPACK:
Condoms cost #100, lab test after strong head #19,000, restlessness after skin diving #500,000. A minute pleasure and a life of regret, choose wisely.

HIV test is free na

lekki1444:
driverless car means a zombie. so a zombie crashed into a man( i see men as trees mark 8 vs 24 ) and then crashed and burned killing the twin tower in the 28th state to be admitted into the union. Ladies and gents the tree that the zombie crashed into is the tree of life.

GOD IS SPEAKING HERE. CAN YOU HEAR THE MESSAGE ?

buh bros oo which one you dey smoke