fool.porch is just a slang.

deliveryboy:

I have been reading responses to this thread. I can't help but notice that your reasoning is so awkward, best described as primitive, but I forgave you when I noticed your English grammar is worse. You are a problem to yourself and people around you. By the way what the heck is "Porch"? Leave nairaland and go back to school.

your name says it all.......deliveryboy
you are here to deliver your fellow nuisance,am busy,i dont think i have time to type any more.
and if my grammars are incorrect please do correct them.
gracia

deliveryboy:

I have been reading responses to this thread. I can't help but notice that your reasoning is so awkward, best described as primitive, but I forgave you when I noticed your English grammar is worse. You are a problem to yourself and people around you.

im tired of been quoted today
dont start please...................

frankwyte:
This is how & when you identify them

i read ur story
what gift is appropriate for your girl friend of 5 years.
interesting.

ninetiethcrown7:


Which porch. Na front porch or Na veranda you dry talk about

you register 8days ago and am here constituting nuisance with you.
am so sorry.
God help you to bleep and bleep and bleep and bleep and bleep.
thank you

milemimi93:


I Don't have and never will..

Y'all don't worth keeping.. Just bleep and move on

smile

nuelzy:
Peter easy with the lies...







Even a blind man can see the effects on u...


Pls just go silent and let ur career die a natural death...

God bless you.

what do your girl friend as to offer werey

milemimi93:


After buying you all those stuffs and paying for your hair. What do you have to offer him apart from sex? Absolutely nothing!

Bloody leech.

Nairalander una too get bad mouth haba.which one can you create

ipobarecriminals:
dey look like dat famous ponmo cutter,beans eater from dat popular state

i know your type.
my mistake is replying your quote the first time i should have ignored a lifeless breed like you.
guess what am gonna do just that,cause i know you as a lost dog will keep barking on my quote.
GRACIA

RexTramadol1:





Pls send it, I will send u mine too


Ma lo wa oh!



Ahaha Iwo je pizza? Abi papara fufu



So isoro eh, komo araye shanu e.

this are ladies that bring disgracehood to womanhood.
am short of words aswear

i no ur type too.

pedrilo:
I know ur type from ur brand of english. no ask me kwesion abeg, bye bye

most guys go into yahoo cause they wanna belong.
or better still fustration
peers group
fastlane
and definitely not because of us.

milemimi93:


Most guys go into yahoo because the wanna please women.. If women could love guys the way they are most guys won't go into yahoo..

olo shi nie
let me send you my account balance
i dont need prick to make it in life
my hand work and education is enough for me.
so keep your 5k
owo ti mo fi je pizza ni

RexTramadol1:





Ma lo be Simi o




Emi o Ni 5k Ti maa fi ba e sun.

likewise money too.
if am so broke or needed some money to add to my business.
bro if i ask you as my boo is it gold digging?

pedrilo:
jesus christ, wat kind of reasoning is dis for heaven sake? sex in a relationship is between two consenting adults who engage it in for mutual enjoyment, but sex to a prostitutee is exchanged for money.
think again and tell me where u belong young lady

MO SE MO PE WEREY PO NI NL NI.
IWO NA TI JA BAYI
OPONU

RexTramadol1:





Won fi abe jona.....




And some people dey call you elder sis o....




See wetin u use ur brain think!

ohh so you bring your pathetic life to my wall.
well for your information am in my office right now working out.
do you know why cause i love to pay my bills,but what is the big deal if my guy sees something he like me to get and get it for me.what is the big deal if he pays for my hair do once in a while.ohh boy you are not man enough ,am not among those that sit at home doing nothing expecting there bfwd to do all thing.and am very sure you are among those stingy ijebu guys that even if your girlfwd is dieing you cant remove 5# from ya pocket.if u wanna keep quoting me mr jawejura go and rent brain.and mind you your present girlfriend or youR wife at home is a HAR.LOT.

milemimi93:



Will you shut the F up! Who told you ladies are not gold diggers?

See ur smelly mouth like *If u want ur bae presentable u must take care of ur bae*

Is it a crime if bae take care of herself?

Har.lots!

well if he really cut it off.nkan to mo je lopa

yes dear,u r right.guys should not expect sex too.we are even....

pedrilo:
pls u ladies shud change ur mindset, try to work hard as a single lady, dnt expect alms from ur bf wen u r single, let him see u generate resources for urself, no man will ever mess up wit such a girl, but our ladies r just lazy and looking for d easy way out. some of them marry to avoid responsibilities. its very bad, i was chattin wit one the other day, she started begging me to sub for her, this is someone i met not up to 24hours. i just ignored her from dat very moment she started begging for data. its nauseating really

i tire o.guys no like money o.dem go dey form as if them no dey do sugar mummy.smh.

Kemisolabadmus:

Thank you , girls like money who doesn't like money, why is it that 80 percent of people doing yahoo are guys yeye dey smell

is too early to start exchanging words with a wasteful sperm like yours.

milemimi93:


Well, since I don't have all that you've mentioned, let the it begin with you.

rip to the dead.

No lady is a gold digger but if u want ur bae to be beautiful and porch,presentable to your standard my bro take care of her.but if she does not deserve it pls leave her alone it not by force nopw.haba

ogbu80:
Gold diggers for this nairaland no go like this post

this boy is so stupid. if he wanna date a girl am very sure he wont date a girl that is selling amala or pepper,he will be looking for Behind and porch girl upandown,wetin the girl use to be porch na paper abi na water fool at 20 something,go and ask EAZI why he is dating otedola daughter.NEXT.

Bleep all women you say.your mama na woman na africa she be,your sister na woman na africa she be, your wife na woman na africa she be,your daughters are gonna be woman and they are africa too.o boy let the fvck and hatered start from them.

milemimi93:
These are the only two things African women know how to do better (Giving head and spreading legs) aside these two things they are as useless as the word useless.

I hate African women to the fullest.

They don't have value.

And all of you Nigerian ladies shaming this girl, is it not what y'all do? Is it because y'all own isn't behind the camera? Y'all are no better than this girl. Fvck all y'all women..

ASWEAR i just dey find the video upandown i no see.

tokrizy:




WHERE D VIDEO NA?

okay o.kukuma going to ur house na.and mourn him privately

you are there.they forgot we dont do olosho with trees,water,air but with them,they tag us olosho.if u wear nice out fit u r olosho, u r pretty,you are olosho,u build a house olosho,u buy a car olosho,you post wedding pic olosho,u post pre birthday pic olosho. but guys why now.

MarieSucre:


This is what I hate about guys like you. She is simply saying the same things that many nairaland guys have said about women. Never did I see you call them out or criticize them for once but when a woman says, "this is what men are saying or thinking about us", you come and attack her like you were blind, deaf and dumb when your fellow guys were calling us olosho, kissing and telling and doing the same despicable things. Kindly pack well sir, thank you.

Saff

MAYBE if you get married to a virgin,just maybe,cause all this holy holy long skirt sisters i dont trust them.they are all fuckers,come to kwara state come and see hijab sisters at every coner at night.just pray god should give you ya RIBS

divinelove:


Lol but you and I knows her thing would have marked alot of registers

We all want a wife DT is a bit reserved not someone who sleeps arnd on first date

so you mean because a girl make you go hell before fucking her,you gonna respect and marry her. or because a girl hard sex with you on the first date she is a slut.try and stroll into her DM you will see alot of ignore messages. nigga HOW OLD ARE YOU?

OkpaAkuEriEri:
She is a chip beach.
Only.mumu wee marry ha

Mumu.lyk u

she might gat her reason,before u judge hear the side of her story,men are wicked and heratless,when u know you dont wanna have anything to do with her like sharing a child together ,why dont you get condom.so after the babay arrived,why dont you be a father if u cant be a husband.pls let judge less am not supporting her tho,but i never know what she went through.

old age will tell,by then you will regret having hips,cause my dear you wont be able to walk.