how will you explain to God where you get all those tatoos from.

SPLENDID

OmoDavido:


Yes Bae.

How is your day going

go and face your book and read well.
when i was in school the only male friends i had was those that could help me academically nostring attached too
gusse wht we all graduated with good grades.

na so my nigga

OmoDavido:
I will support Nigeria with my mouth and carry Iceland straight win in my bet9ja ticket.


sense will not kill me

that how i lose 5000 on croatia.
ice land will beat nigeria out of our body.
well im supporting TUNISIA make e no be like say i no dey support AFRICA at all.

ONE OF THE SON IS CARRYING THE dOG PUTTING ON OUR JERSEY.wtf

delishpot:

where did you see a dog OP?

you are so funny.kilode.

IamD18:
Oh God! We, your children have gathered here once again today to ask for a favor.

>Any lady that'll play tum-bom tum-bom with us, your lovely men.
>Any prostitute that'll be sleeping outside while using us to practice "3 eggs in a basket.
>Any lady with her nose looking like an improper fraction like this lady.
>Any lady that plans to use us as plan B.
>Any hoe like this lady that would want us to marry her while she's fvcking another man.


Please, order gazillion of soja ants, millipede, centipede from Uganda, Somalia, Kenya and Zimbabwe and send them to her pant to suck her bottomless pussay for 3 hours. So. That she'll know that we your children are serving a living God.

Nonsense and PVC

why dont you get the second wife when he was broke.why? when he became rice, after the first wife has slept with him on a tattered bed.0-1-0 food.when the woman was wearing just 3panties 2 bra,#300 legis bend down and pick clothe.my dear if i ever suffer with a guy like that and help him achieve his goals and make him rich trough prayer and all. mehn ko ni funny if he dare brings a second wife

shineeye1:


Baby, I don't know how getting a second wife when rich is so bad if you treat the first as a queen.

WITH all this rubbish they better bring the cup down to Nigeria or else na thunder from my VILLAGE i go send give them.

is not all women that are crap.some will even suffer with a BROKE NIGGA till he got rich and what will the man do get a second wife.as there are devilish women so are devilish men out there,may GOD deliver us from such people and to us SINGLE may GOD dont let us marry wrong.AMEN.

that guy is HANDSOME abi

Saff:
Dammmnn

laugh as kill me die

hummmm
orisirisi
make i go fry petrol.
be back in a while.
space for sell tho

im not writing formally so i need not to punctuate anything but you look so smart at dp than the way you think.

jamal230:


Unfortunately I don't understand what you are saying. Please learn how to punctuate, it gives your sentence meaning. thanks

im sure you are born from mumu generation too

CSTR1003:

Are you surprised?

na mumu ladies dey get spec pass.

Girls that if you unfortunately impregnate them, you have introduced stupidity into your gene pool.

shey me i blame you at all you that mama is feeding at home.mtchw

jamal230:


Immediately I saw "mhiz" attached Cassidy I knew an under age baby will i come crying..go do and finish your homework please..

...

SaintChukz:


It's alright mhizcassidy001. I guess now that you've vented out the angst you're now cool about it.


P.S. As per that preferred choice of yours you mentioned �. Maybe just maybe I've one or two things to say about it to you via a DM. What say you?

yea ,you are right but he really provoke me to call him that at least it not every post you have to make a ugly speech to.he thought he can insult any body on NL i just want him to know that he got the wrong bae to deal with.i dont know you but did i insult you?no i would not.but that GOAT deserve all FOUL words i call him so next time he will keep his cool.

SaintChukz:



Lol...@ugly boiled face. Who told you he has an ugly boiled face? It may just be the current condition. Most Nigerian dudes aren't bad looking you know...it's the country that's hard.

carry your quote to your NL WHATEVER im not interested.huh.the boiled face already spoil my mood,i wanna keep my day cool at work.cause i know u r jobless one one my mention attribute.

ericsmith:



what do you know about my type wey drunkqueen and every gurl for my area never know !!
subscribe to my NL channel make i twerk for you, in absence of yours!

i like a guy that is cool,very responsible and cute.physical appearance i like in a guy tall not really 6point ,5point will do slim cute smile and handsome.he should be rumorous i dont like guys that get angry easily.just simple.then some lunatic up there wanna eat me raw cause of his ugly boiled face.

SaintChukz:


OK...I think I'm now on the same page with you. So you like a SMART dude who doesn't think he is only smart whenever he CHEATS. Well...I don't even consider CHEATING without be found out a kind of smartness.

So what are the features you'll consider mainly in any guy before granting him audience?

i only said guys that think they are smart in the act of CHEATING baby.i didnot say i wil like DULL lookin slowpoke guy.but am sure you are the smart real guy.but dont ad CHEATING.

SaintChukz:


I think I'm DULL. So will that make you like me?

with your boiled face on your d.p i no ur type.

ericsmith:


and what the lord as done for you it shall be permanent !!

touching fabricated story i feel like crying but hell no am not opening that goddame site.you making money while we open site abi.kontinue.

thank God for your life

ericsmith:



with my years in service i can categorically say gurls with that kindof list are alway inadequate, reminds me of lizzy so ugly n boney even are lips get bone but her spec even gabriel no go qualify

Both the physical features and the internal [Their Behaviours).

Ham5ter:

It’s not that they like to feel smart, you can just choose to read more. Like reading the title that says “physical features”

i dont do that poo. i hate fake life and i wont spend my salary on some nonsense just to tag along. actually your opinion about me does not change the fact that you SNOR so get the Bleep off my mention.before i invite your village people to come and carry you

jamal230:


Please can we see your picture(obviously among the I must belong girls)

i hate guys that think they are SMART.
i dislike short man
i dislike talkative
if you are not humorous and get angry easily ion like ya
i dislike good for nothing jobless guy
i dislike guy that SNOR hell no i wont take that
POT BELLE GUYS HELL no way
the SLUGGISH ONE rara o
i dislike guys that think all ladies are BICTH forgotten he has a mother
still thinking tho if i remember the remaining list i will gladly post.
thank you for ya time

I DONT KNOW THAT ANOTHER UNDERWRITTER IS IN THE ROOM.INSURNCE IS ACTUAL SCIECE.PLEASE HELP ME TELL THEM THAT I CANT SPEND ANOTHER FOUR YEARS AFTER SPENDING FIVE YEARS FOR N.D

hannysur8:
insurance will be Acturial science

smile i dont need is service if he his not having HIV THEN SOME SUGAR MUMMY WILL HAVE USE HIS GLORY TO BUY BENZ

Bossontop:

Hah!!!....aunty u mean u went thru all d stress of deciphering d number??....are u sure u haven't called him??

upon the blur the missing numbers are 118.
the customer might really be here true true

Bossontop:

Man must wack for dis buhari era na......all way na way oo
Bhet OP why u com blur d guy number na you no know say him costumers fit dey nairaland??
Lol

OLD MEN LIKE
obansanjo
atiku
buhari
babangida
osinbajo
tinubu
just asking tho

EzendiEgo1:


I love the way this man commit suicide

Very simple way to die

How I wish our Old men for this country will die like this at least to make a name for theirselves.