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braindamage:
NO.

Am sorry sir

Nice thread..

Can I woo someone too?

leriks:
i ve taken it slow..................... i need advice on what else to do.....

Grab her by d waist

Shake her

Den tell her

..baby I cnt live without you.....
..cnt u see m dying....
..I even had to post dis on nairaland...

Orijin101:
Lolz.... i gat no coke but orijin is available

Wad if I get high on orijin

Take it slow

She will come around

If she wants to come tho

Orijin101:
I'm cool ma'am, I saw ur Dp and i can't jez take my eyes of it.....
You are looking good ma'am

Tnx dear

I keep calm

Buh

I drink coke

Orijin101:
Babe, watz up

Mrorigin....how u doing

Cutehector:
lol so u r one of those girls dat like to think abt it

Cutehector:
cuz of ur comment whch made me to confess u r a wife material. So why do u think am a husband material

Hmmm

Gimme some days to think

Cutehector:
lol really? Do I? What makes u think so

Wad makes u tink m a wife material too

Cutehector:
u resemble wife material

Lolz

U too

An husband material

faradexs09:
Now that's a brilliant confident gurl talking...

Tnx dear

U are very karid
walk minus stumble
soon proud to be a kegite

May our days be long

[q[b][/b]uote author=heskeyw post=31182106]PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (13) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE
2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.
3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING
4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.
5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.
6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.
7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O
8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA
9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.
10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather
11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.
12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.
13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.
14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF
15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD
16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS
17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL.
18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION
19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....[/quote]

hedonistic:
This is something the average undergraduate girl does. As her boyfriend or fiancee, It hurts to find out, but there's nothing you can do about it. Only very few girls go through public universities in Nigeria without having to sleep with one letter, exam officer, faculty officer of the other to cut corners. Only the ten percent brilliant girls can avoid that.

I have never done that

And I wont do that

I believe Every Guy Sud want to date a virgin






Just saying

D best price is still a wedding

D sex will be non confusing..

No regrets

No complications

I can

Cutehector:
not even short skirt?

None apart from Ankara skirts on some Sundays

Good looks

Buh

Money first

Parked my new range rover

Climbed a mango tree

To get a full observation

I don't like bad boys o

Waoh..nice picture

Waddup wiv d title

Babawhile u weregone...

Oau gave me four tests in two days..

emusmith:
Did he tell you he was a saint?

Wad does he need an advice for then?

He Sud continue ...

No 2 is disastrous

I believe dah Nairaland is aimed at making the immature an informed and a very matured person by posting different threads that cuts across all spheres of life nd getting comments from a large range of people wiv different experiences

'Ok

If sinners entice u.

Run for ur lyf

Unless u lyk rubbish too

Cutehector:
they do marry. Would u marry a deeper life guy?

I don't wear skirt.

So we can't say hi sef