These are bullet points...isn't guaranteed to work for everyone but it works for me.
I feel pity for most of these guys who are not man enough to woo a girl successfully.
Trust me, it's as easy as ABC.
Just follow these tips and you may be lucky enough to get a girl off Nairaland. So far I've gotten four and still counting...
Mind you I've got incredible taste when it comes to girls. I just don't woo any girl.

1....Be bad.
You have to let your intentions known right from the start. Stop forming Mr nice guy, garage boy helper. Hell no! She's gonna use and dump your sorry asz for some bad asz niccur. Tell her the koko, we all love sex. As a matter of fact, they enjoy it more.

2....You're not the only one.
If you're lucky enough to get her contact, just know she has at least 5 other guys she'll consider ahead of you as at the first moment you started talking. Now this is where you need to bring in your A game. Work hard at meeting up with her. Engage her in mind blowing and active conversations. Before you know it, you'll be number one on her list. That don't mean she doesn't have another bad sharp guy waiting on the list. It's a doggy dog world my bro! Enjoy her company while it lasts.

3.... First impression lasts long.
Before you approach her, you have to get your game right. Update all your social media profiles cuz she's likely to start gunning for you on other platforms. A Nairaland chick one checked up on my instagram as soon as she got me on Facebook. Another one checked me out on Linkedin. These girls are smart so you have to be ahead in your game.

4.... Show off a little bit.
You don't want her to have a feel that you're a broke asz niccur.. Trust me she won't even give you a chance if you ain't got Swag! Now, I'm not talking about the way you dress alone. A girl would know the stuff you're made off from the comments you make. You don't say you're spreading mat on a thread...There's no way a girl will reply your p.m if you spew such silly trash...

5.... Follow her for a while.
No I'm not saying you should stalk her. Just make sure you know her interests and make reasonable comments on threads where she's active. She will take note of you and become curious about you.

6....Don't send unnecessary P.M's.
Now, cuz you send her a P.M doesn't mean she'll respond. Just like calling her phone and expect her to take your call for no reason. As it remains, sending a P.M is your first line of contact with a Nairaland babe.
You want to be damn sure she's familiar with you on certain threads before sending one. Even at that, she may still not respond.

7....Finally, Not everything is as it seems.

Don't judge a girls beauty from a bunch of filtered photographs and be absolutely certain that she's not very rude in her comments else you may get lashed on eventually. Some might even pretend to be a nice girl on the forum but in reality, their attitude stinks.



Come back with your testimony when you catch a Nairaland babe.

OK OK

hmmmm

Then how to catch a Nairaland guys?

KashyBaby:
Then how to catch a Nairaland guys?

I don catch you already...

chipmunkey:
I don catch you already...

Noted

Are nairaland babes, used to collect money frm bank ni

serious matter...

hayurmidey:
Are nairaland babes, used to collect money frm bank ni

Abeg no ritual killings o!

KashyBaby:
Then how to catch a Nairaland guys?

expecting that soon too.





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G00gle pay 85$ per hour my last pay check was about 8 gran working 100 hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12gran for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do
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Don't waste your time on nairaland ladies. Am Speaking for myself. It doesn't make any sense and it leads to nowhere.

Why try to catch an illusion?

Fight your way back to reality, check the spinning top to make sure it stops spinning.

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Op you no get work. Obviously nairaland is your life.

hayurmidey:
Are nairaland babes, used to collect money frm bank ni

LMAO

dovelike:
Don't waste your time on nairaland ladies. Am Speaking for myself. It doesn't make any sense and it leads to nowhere.

it doesn't make sense with you or leads to nowhere with you doesn't mean it's the same with all other NL girls. pls....

I never knew some people come here looking for babes. Ohw interesting.

What a thread !!!

diddydiva:
What a thread !!!

Sincerely speaking, can this WORK on you?

dovelike:
Don't waste your time on nairaland ladies. Am Speaking for myself. It doesn't make any sense and it leads to nowhere.

. . . And you know this because ? ? ?

handsomeness:


Sincerely speaking, can this WORK on you?

If am not attracted to you ,nothing works on me. My nature.

Blackett:
Babes can be met any where.

lol....True bro. It's just that here anybody can claim to be anything. Have you had any success here?

Blackett:
Like I always say, the realest people on nairaland are quiet. They aren't loud and in your face. It's easy to spot fake people. Like when that seriousbabe _idiot came along, people knew it was fake. So many of them like that. It's applicable to guys as well.

Like OP said, monitor any one you're interested in very well before making contact.

Helpful I must say. Thanks man.

diddydiva:
If am not attracted to you ,nothing works on me. My nature.

Lol, this is what they always say before the, "I don't know what came over me", then later, "all guys are the same"

'Ok