₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
Do you have a vagina?

Yes. My asshole is just like a vagina.

XhosaNostra:
Everyone with a vagina knows that nobody can really "destroy" it no matter how vigorously they "drill" it. I'm guessing anyone with an "overused" or slack vagina is promiscuous & not giving it enough time to shrink back to its normal size. The vagina is the most accommodating & flexible muscle in the human body. It can contract & expand according to size. With enough vaginal control (if the muscle is not too worn out from too many random dicks with no rest periods), you can sleep with any guy & be able to pleasure him regardless of the size of his equipment, that's the magic of the pussay

Lies. Zulu pusay

You pay woman money to lick puna. Fool !!!!!!!!!!

You pay olosho money, she still dey tell you to go harder, dey make you dey suffer and sweat on top ur money. Fool !!!!!

ibkayee:
At the end of it all, you complain that they are only with you for your money. 'Fool'

Lol I like this poem

E no enter jor. Remix

It's true. Wearing the mask is dangerous to the health.

Joystark:
Catfishing plenty for this Nairaland sha.

Wonder why man go dey bear "MhizJoyce".

My sister's username. I was banned for professing love to you sometimes ago.
I love you baby.
**Corona kisses**

Joystark:
Lol...
I no dey go abeg.
My life still dey sweet me.

Baby girl, I'll take you to domino

Lol..I'm one of them I make girls suffer

Joystark:
This is quite impressive.

Now I'm tempted to go outside.

Yeah let's go out

Gracealone:
The woman was screaming in the video that the policeman slapped her first.
Nobody mentions that again

Shut up. She slapped him 13 times.

chivaley:
i was once the only lady in the midst of about five guys and when one of them told a particularly funny joke, i laughed so hard i fart out loud and clear. very embarassing!!!

lauryn:
really? well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_{lost for words}, bdw, OF COURSE LADIES FART. _{at least I do}

ps> _{I fart to Kill}

Hi. Can I chat with you privately

sexylassie2:
Its true ooh, these guys have swag, even at 50, some of them are still looking fit unlike the men in our country, 35 years old is already looking pregnant, angry and aggressive, cant even walk with him in public.

God help us from some ratched Nigerian men.

Lol..Black American women are far more beautiful and sexier then Nigerian women. Their twerking skills is supreme. Nigerian girls twerk their small asses like possessed animals

She should leave you. She's even too nice by condoning you.

missimelda01:
Some like it Oversized
#4,000 only.
Comes in a hardcase.

I like your style. You're smart.

Petyprincess:
Hallo

Me love you

Auxigen:
Lol guy you dey sure?

To me I feel say na the beautiful dey make d tin sweet pass ooh.
Imagine drilling DAT well and hearing d sweet moans ..
While seeing her face in DAT almost crying state as your drill string goes in and out..hehehe
Guy u fit nut in seconds if you no strong oo

Na ugly girls dey sweet pass. She isn't ugly though.

vanhelsing1:
Funny guys
Hahahhahahahahahah
Dats how dey always feel an ugly person is the person who farts in public

Hahaha...fart expert spotted I know your type, sir.

Petyprincess:
I will blame the stupid op for putting up a picture of an innocent lady which gives room for underage boys to lay their frustration on her!

Hi dear

BareFacedLies:
These types of ladies are usually very tight and succulent because most guys erroneously avoid them not knowing that what they have in-between their legs is a land flowing with milk and honey

Man just check out that ass!

You're wrong. You'd be surprised that a lot of guys would be dying to have her number.

CallMeGrace:
Guys Sha, I won't say anything

Hello beibei

ibkayee:
Sounds like your wife dislikes her niece for whatever reason and is exaggerating this situation as an excuse. There are probably more appropriate /less awkward ways to get the underwear for her but I don't think it's as big a deal as she's making it

By the way, accusing you of sleeping with her is also a very sick and serious accusation, you don't sound as 'outraged' about that particular point as I'd expect...maybe I'm not reading your tone correctly, if so, that's my bad

I dunno, there's either something she knows about the two of you that we don't know...or there's nothing going on and she's just being weird and difficult

She definitely doesn't like the niece and is singling her out though

You have sense sha. I don't think you're a female. Females can't be this wise.

teresafaith:
The hustle for frontpage is real o

Women are causing trouble up and down, and this is all you can say as a woman? You should be spanked in that ass!

Hmhmm

PrincessB1:
Well said

Can I smell ur fart please?

Nekky5:
Take her to the hospital to see a doctor.it is better to get that part fulfilled so as to know what next to do.she will be fine.

Can I smell your fart please?

Eulalia:
Some women got the nerves. Like seriously, what would make you raise your hand on a man? I can hardly do it to a fellow girl like me how much more a man.

Really? Then you're my type of lady. How can I connect with you

Futurejoy:
Which forest are you from or have you been seeing ladies with yam legs wearing it?

You have no idea how unattractive it looks when a lady wears sneakers or boots especially with a gown or skirt. There are lots of sexy female slippers or shoes..the ones that reveal the sexy toe nails and feet.

Wearing sneakers makes you look like a man with boobs