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Education / Re: If You're A School Owner, You Need To See This by MhizJoyce(f): 7:50am On Aug 08, 2020
Babara1994:

Yes you can. There is a WhatsApp link on the website through which you can make your order. Thanks, you'd be glad you made an order.
Alright
Education / Re: If You're A School Owner, You Need To See This by MhizJoyce(f): 7:47am On Aug 08, 2020
Babara1994:
Delivery is free. Click here to order
How do I place an order? Can I get it today? I reside in Ketu.
Romance / Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by MhizJoyce(f): 2:38am On Aug 07, 2020
Chii59:

I don't like you at all
Yawns undecided
You mean you hate me?
Romance / Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by MhizJoyce(f): 11:09pm On Aug 06, 2020
Chii59:

Thanks
I mean I like you specially wink
Romance / Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by MhizJoyce(f): 10:05pm On Aug 06, 2020
Chii59:

Why are you winking, ma'am?
I like you dear wink
Romance / Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by MhizJoyce(f): 6:56pm On Aug 06, 2020
Chii59:

Hi
wink

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Romance / Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by MhizJoyce(f): 5:56pm On Aug 06, 2020
Chii59:
I'm 6'1 and I still get stares.
This life no balance. Sorry bro undecided
Hello
Crime / Re: Cameroonian Lady Shot Dead After Twerking (Disturbing Photos) by MhizJoyce(f): 12:46pm On Aug 06, 2020
internationalman:
What won't people kill for in Nigeria..

We may as well start killing our girlfriends for talking or looking at other niggars..

The youths who are supposed to be the most important people in this country are fast becoming the most useless ..

No wonder those old baboons in high places don't see us fit enough to lead them.
You saw Cameroon ooo. Lazy Nigerian youth that won't read

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by MhizJoyce(f): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2020
Zzor:
The lady wants him to kneel which he should have simply done but his useless ego won't let him so as not to fall his hands before his friends who he forms redpill for.
What about her useless ego

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Family / Re: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by MhizJoyce(f): 8:10pm On Aug 05, 2020
Lazycyndy:
Your ex-fiancee beat your niece, you beat her in return. Now tell me, what's the difference between the both of you.

And why pray tell are you co-habiting with a woman who is not yet your wife and making her do wifely duties?

This story could be fake but not uncommon to the behavior of most Nigerian men.
An assassin kills someone and he is killed in return. There has to be justice, silly!
Investment / Re: Free Whatsapp Training On How To Earn With Jumia,konga,clickbank by MhizJoyce(f): 11:59pm On Aug 04, 2020
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Crime / Re: Anambra COVID-19 Taskforce Members Rape A Girl Inside A Bus (Photos) by MhizJoyce(f): 8:16pm On Aug 04, 2020
light099:
Their untamed libidos literally betrayed them.
I'm yet to fathom it, how grown men dress up early in the morning, and set out for work, but ended up molesting a girl.

Is it because of dire, sexual starvation or what? Is this really pleasure or insanity? Is sex really a blessing or a curse? Is it really a pleasure or a pain?
Sex is some highly overrated psychological illusional piece of shit, because you would always realize the wreck it does is more than the so called pleasure. If you ask Pro. Akindele for his opinion about sex, i guess he would have known better by now.
The next time your dck starts getting erect and you start dancing sheepily to it's tune for an illicit sex, think twice, this might be another time you're getting punished for being so dumb.
Some men should stop behaving like randy, uncontrollable hegoats anytime they see the figure of a woman.
To whom brain is given, sense is expected.
Seems consensual to me
Romance / Re: Lady Exposes A Cake Vendor Who Wants To Eat Her Boyfriend’s ‘cake’. by MhizJoyce(f): 1:46pm On Aug 04, 2020
Bloggers ehn
Romance / Re: See My NOSE Girls Are Dying For by MhizJoyce(f): 1:43pm On Aug 04, 2020
Someone uploaded this to shame you.
TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Begs Nengi After Picking Dora As Deputy Head Of House by MhizJoyce(f): 11:28am On Aug 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
You see why i will always say this show is for pussy asss niggarrr
It is very obvious now that the ozo is also a Pussy ass niggarrr... imagine begging like a Moda fuckkker
Damn nigggaaaaarrrr

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by MhizJoyce(f): 11:24am On Aug 04, 2020
philiancoop:


So, it's because of corporal punishment that Nigerian politicians are corrupt?

it's like saying, we've been going to school since we were born and Nigerian politicians are still corrupt, let's stop going to school.

Why don't we stop other things like getting married, having children, building houses or going to school, or even drinking water. There's no connection!

THINK!!!
The only thing that separates us from the western world when it comes to education is what I'm pointing out here, silly!! Don't you see the difference in training??
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by MhizJoyce(f): 9:25am On Aug 04, 2020
Tina001:
It's not wrong. You have to correct your child... Do not spare the rod and spoil the child. (don't over beat him sha, some parents own pass beating, na killing cheesy), Use one hand to beat your child, use the second hand to draw him near yourself. Shikena
We don dey beat pikin since time immemorial. What did it produce? Bad leaders? Senseless police officials? Wicked lasma officials? Tell me na

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by MhizJoyce(f): 9:24am On Aug 04, 2020
philiancoop:
Mumu talk. Go to public schools and see how teachers use logs of wood to whip students.
You were you not flogged as a child?
This is the way we correct children since life bagan. This is how we were all whipped and that's how our fathers were whipped. We didn't die
And that is how we will can continue to have thieves for politicians. With all the discipline, aren't we all corrupt? Think!!

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by MhizJoyce(f): 9:22am On Aug 04, 2020
Goldencheese:
Person no go correct im child in peace again? Na wa o, Lauretta Onochie.
With all the discipline, wetin e produce?? A bunch of corrupt politicians, lasma officials and police?? A beg the discipline thing doesn't work. It's nonsense!

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Politics / Re: No Inch Of Yoruba Land Will Be Ceded To Fg's Creditors - Afenifere by MhizJoyce(f): 6:05pm On Aug 01, 2020
proeast:
They gave you railway and in return, collected both the railway and the lands and other assets. China must be a very smart and cunning country while Nigeria is the mugu shocked shocked

Thank God that non of the loans was spent in the East, and we Igbos even wrote to many global bodies including China to reject it at that time.

You see how Good works in mysterious ways undecided undecided
You think like a typical biafran. Lol now who says you're exempted? Writing letters up and down won't annul a signed agreement.
Health / Re: Sanwo-olu Commissions Face-Mask Factory In Lagos (Photos) by MhizJoyce(f): 11:46am On Aug 01, 2020
This isn't what we need at this time. Covid will be solved very soon. This governor isn't prioritizing right.

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Health / Re: Sanwo-olu Commissions Face-Mask Factory In Lagos (Photos) by MhizJoyce(f): 11:44am On Aug 01, 2020
mrvitalis:
Strangers ..... investing in Lagos yet they won't appreciate
They born them well to invest in their own states?
SouthWest remains the center of industrialization in Nigeria. Kill yourself

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Pets / Re: 14-Year-Old Indonesian Girl Has Six Pythons As Pets (Photos) by MhizJoyce(f): 4:28pm On Jul 31, 2020
What do they eat
Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 7:52pm On Jul 29, 2020
Shopatcandice:


Thanks I got mine. Though I did register with them but they keep telling me mine was not ready for like 2years
It was hidden in order to extort us.

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Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 7:49pm On Jul 29, 2020
highbee02:


On the same phone number he used for the registration.
Yes

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Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 6:09pm On Jul 29, 2020
Goldenheart:


Thanks for the info... U owe me #20
I even helped you na
Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 6:08pm On Jul 29, 2020
frozen70:


How do you expect him to dial that number and get a non existing number since he has never even registered for nin

It's not possible
A friend of mine told me she hadn't registered, yet she dialed it and got hers. You never know...

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Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 9:00am On Jul 29, 2020
sogodihno:


It is not working, and this is for those that have the number already that forgot or something, those that have not registered at all can't use it
I'm sorry

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Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by MhizJoyce(f): 7:13am On Jul 29, 2020
sogodihno:
I need to urgently disburse some cash in Bank, about 5 million to some people, but I have not been able to do this due to lack of NIN number, the NIMC center is currently not functioning, so their is no way I can't get it. The bank won't accept other means of identification like voters card or driver license, only NIN.


Please, what can I do, I need to transfer the money before this month end.



Lasticlala, Seun, Mynd 44, Dominique


Pls, help me push to front-page for wider coverage, pls.
Dial *346# to get it. It'll cost you 20 naira. Make sure you settle me if it works. smiley

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Health / Re: Dr. Stella Emmanuel On COVID-19: 'With Hydroxychloroquine I Cured 350 Patients' by MhizJoyce(f): 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2020
momentusjay:

Did I say I am selling it?
just teasing you. You're not a corrupt Nigerian cheesy

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