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dblackninja:
Is it his grammar or the point?

his point

At last.................issokay

ednut1:
waste of time. every thing i they taught us could have been learned reading on my own . we need to revamp our educational system abeg. me still get luck see job.many no dey dat lucky. it is well

smh wat u just said is very wrong

lol she looks like someone that have kwashiokwor

Bimffo:
If You were invited for the screening. Quote me and drop your numbers. A group with our mates is waiting for Us.

Just quote me and drop your numbers and if You can't drop your numbers Add me on 09059629795

Have a rest of mind, You are already admitted into Funaab.

08128737456 Simi by name

Inna li lah walei rajihun.............

so sad to lose you soon

[quote author=DVMtuppence post=49531444][/quote]okay oooo am here

They are cute tho buh you don't have to be on make over before you look pretty

Allah create you in his own image and everything He created is perfect

Adding make up to ur face is not part of islam

Ladies should learn to have confidence in their natural looks cos Make over is ungodly

Islam is peace
Hijab is Pride

ladokuntlad:
Stil av a long way to go.


Mathematics is fun. Get mentally prepared for abstract reasoning

drop ur whatsapp or fb id pls

ladokuntlad:
What level and deptmt?


Am Mathematics set 2014

100l mathematics too

AjFive:
Haha. This thread is funny. I've been to a lot of Nigerian weddings and to me there are the best. People are free to express themselves. And the dance! I love when couples dance!

lol nigerian wedding funny die

DVMtuppence:
Let's wait and see where dis is heading to
Cc:mhizveronica
Lalasticlala

ese ooo share your experience

Have you ever experienced any of these? Share your experience.

fynestboi, seun oya do the needs

8. Souvenir wahala:

After all the troubles you went through to get to the reception venue with your expensive asoebi, somebody will now be sharing plastic hand fan or bowl souvenir. Haba! Why plastic? The souvenir doesn’t have to be expensive. There other things you can give to people that will be useful and they will appreciate. Sometimes, only certain people get the “special” souvenirs and you’re just sitting and wondering why it’s passing you by.

7. You’re thirsty but the ushers are hoarding the drinks:

You’ll be begging for N50 bottled water and they will be acting like you’re begging them for an iPhone. It’s just water, don’t know if they want to carry it to heaven.

6. There’s food but it’s tasteless:

The food finally arrives but you can’t eat because it’s tasteless. Some caterers can just decide to spoil your day for you with their food. The food at least have taste least because tasteless food is just as bad as no food.

5. Food runs out:

If you love yourself, don’t leave your house with an empty stomach, expecting to get fed at the wedding reception because you’ll be disappointed. Most of the time, food runs out and many wedding guest end up not eating. Imagine seeing the mouth-watering dishes and watching others eat while nothing gets to you. It’s not something you want to experience.

4. There’s seat but its reserved:

You find some empty seats and tables in the hall but they say it’s reserved for some special people. Imagine after thinking you’ve found the perfect place to sit, someone comes and tells you to get up because its reserved and you can’t sit there.

3. Not enough seats:

So, after plenty stress, you finally get to the reception venue and the whole place is filled up. You can’t find anywhere to sit down and your 6 inch high heeled shoes are already beginning to act up. You will start wishing you had come earlier. Don’t blame some people who want to be at the reception venue before everyone else. It’s not a funny experience when you can’t find a place to sit. You end up missing out on everything.

2. The reception venue is far from the church:

Some people will have the church wedding at Jerusalem and the reception will be at far away Jericho. This is one of the reasons people don’t bother attending church weddings. It’s way more convenient to head directly to the reception venue. If you’re not mobile, you’ll now start looking for who will give you a lift.

Nigerian weddings can be different things to different people. For some, it’s fun and entertaining while for some others it’s boring and a waste of time.

Nigerian weddings and their receptions can be full of drama to keep you entertained.

Every Nigerian who has attended a Nigerian wedding party will definitely have a story to tell.

Being a Nigerian wedding guest is not easy sometimes, especially when you’re not wearing asoebi. Everything will just be passing you by, food, drinks, souvenirs, I mean everything and you’re wondering who you offended.
Sometimes, wedding guests suffer a lot just to please their friends and loved ones on their special day.

Below are some struggles Nigerian wedding guests have experienced at one point or the other.

1. Very expensive asoebi:

Somebody will just wake up and decide to sell asoebi for over N50,000 and if you decide not to buy, you become a bad friend. Most of the time, the ushers will just keep attending to only those wearing asoebi but who cares? If I spend that exorbitant amount to buy asoebi, how much will spend for my wedding gown when I’m getting married? This economy is too harsh to be investing that kind of money on asoebi.

suzan404:
10. When they say you’re just hating because you’re single.




See my life.

lol i can relate to it

that my stupid old friend chai is not easy to have that person as enemy esp wen you were close

wow great one op, i really learn a lot from this


i rep funaab

lol

baddestchic:
guys its now #3,100....go and pay if you have the money

3100 is still much sef... just to check date

make dem use another thing caption am jhor

Lescott7:
I'm not one of the students union executives neither one of the principal officers of the institution, I'm just a student of the university . On the issue you raised here,I'm happy to tell you that the Students union had worked on the issue which the registrar justified the new payment of N5600.

yhs it has Been justified, I check yesterday it has change to 3100....2500 for fee, 600 for bank charges

Lagos no see eclipse............na Buhari cause am ikr

Dimejimichael:
Eksu VC dey crazy..no bodi is screen out jawe,dey wan chop anoda N5600 from we student..so I will b paying a total of N11200 only to b screen dat I didn't even knw d out come weda I will b admitted or not..make thunder fire der VC..I will waite for my Funaab.

same here ooo, waiting for funaab

wat ur jamb score nd couse

mine is 201, mathematics

Lescott7:
EKSUSU P. R. O UPDATES
✅ADMISSION SCREENING:
TEAM ARUSON deemed it fit to enquire about the second
payment of #5600 from the Jambites as the same amount
was paid earlier.
✅During the chats between the SCHOOL REGISTRAR and
TEAM ARUSON, the following were the outcomes:
REGISTRAR:
✅YES they are to pay another #5600 because the
screening is of two phases. The first stage was the
screening of credentials while the second stage of the
screening is the interview they are about to do. The
interview will be carried out by different lecturers and the
welfarism of the lecturers will be considered as well as the
interview will also involve some expenditures. The interview
will also aid to confirm the exact results of the candidates
in correlation to their prospective courses. He further
stressed that the sumtotal of #10000 if for the screenings
while the #1200 is for portal assess fee. He said the second
interview was delayed to 5th because of those using
awaiting results.
✅The closing date for the printing of screening slip is 2nd
of September
✅The date for the screening remains 5th - 9th September
✅THE SCREENING INTERVIEW will be an oral interview
which will serve as an assessment for all candidates.
✅Note: If you dont get any text message from the
university, it shows that your are not qualified which means
you have been SCREENED OUT in the first phase of the
screening. He further stressed that the site can't be
assessed because of the lateness in the uploading of the
awaiting results.

hmmm this is not a strong reason to pay that

eteebanky:
eksu has shortlisted the names of aspirant who will be screened....anybody that got a message from eksu dn get luck......eksu will surely offer them admission

buh the money too much nah

Aspirant of the better by far University, who has done the registration successfully?

Am on their portal for registration for almost 1hr and the get details is not responding,

If you have successfully done yours, pls signify

This morning i saw a message on my phone from Eksu that i should go check for my screening date so i hurriedly dress up and went to the cafe. On getting there, i was told i need to pay before i can check, and i was like "you don't know what you are talking about"

So i bought time and log on to Eksu portal, and to my outermost surprise this was what i saw:


REQUIREMENTS TO KNOW YOUR SCREENING DATE

Please be informed that you need to download ADMISSION SCREENING SLIP in order to know your SCREENING DATE. The downloding of the Screening Slip requires additional payment.

:
:The DEADLINE for the Payment to download the ADMISSION SCREENING SLIP is Friday, 2nd September, 2016.

:
You are required to bring the following for the screening in the Campus on your Screening Date.

1) ADMISSION SCREENING SLIP (Must show your SCREENING DATE and the TRANSACTIONS IDs used for Payments)

2) ALL YOUR RESULTS (O/LEVEL [SSCE, NECO, NAPTEB, ..]; A/LEVEL, [ND, NCE, ...], DEGREE....)

3) YOUR UTME RESULTS

:
:To know your Screening Date, you are reqquired to do the following:

----> a.) Generate a new TRANSACTION REFERENCE report by supplying necessary information. This will show the amount to be paid.

----> b.) Print the TRANSACTION REFERENCE report and take it to your selected bank for payment.

----> c.) After payment, use the new TRANSACTION REFERENCE to log on to enable you download and print the ADMISSION SCREENING SLIP which will show your SCREENING DATE and other information for your screening.

----> d.) You must bring along the ADMISSION SCREENING SLIP and ALL YOUR RESULTS including UTME RESULTS to the Campus on your SCREENING DATE.

:

:

Please click OK below to proceed. Thank You.


The question is,,

1. Why will they ask us to pay money just to know screening date (#5600), the same amount we paid initially for the registration
2. What is the role of federal government then??

They should please have mercy on us because the country is so hard ooo