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This small girl
Just killed herself for nothing

Who gave u that prophecy

RapportNaija:
Don't mind him. He couldn't even protect the girl's ID. I checked her profile, and she is so little.

OP, since you have started it, I will try my best too...

If you are the person in the first pic below, and you teach in that school that's on the girl's profile, be ready to visit the Police.

FortifiedCity:
Iro nla.

You see, because I said we will share the names, you now want to colonize, We are not sharing the names again. All of them will bear Igbo names.

You can call them pet yoruba names tho like Omo mi

I agree
Igwe!!!

Okay

PaperLace:
I expected that.

You're doing your best, you're a very good son. Women (mothers) are very good at blackmails. They will tell you how they cried in the labour room and breastfed you. Most times they go for the weakest person, usually the son. My mum doesn't try that with me, before she starts _ I tell her to align well, but you see my brother, she has finished that guy with blackmail.

The thing with family is, you can never satisfy them. Do your best and leave the rest. After a decade in whatever work you're doing, you have nothing to show for it, they'll be there to mock you again.

This story got me laughing
U don't mean it
They were actually building a duplex

FortifiedCity:
So you think we should save it for the First or second boy?

Let's save it for the third
The first two boys will bear complete yoruba names
The last will be mixed...

He's a Christslam

But isn't Fayose confused

FortifiedCity:
Right now, I am Igbo-luabi because of you.

When we birth kids, their native names will be something like,

Ugolumide, a combination of Ugonna and Olumide
Chukwuajoke, a combination of Chukwunonye and Ajoke.

That's like setting the pace with mixing names together

I like d first one Ugolumide

FortifiedCity:
Honey I try to speak oo
But the thing is, I mix everything together and my Yoruba colleagues and friends will be laughing heartily.

They so much enjoy listening to a learner like me speak and I am learning so fast.
So if you now enter the picture, Ma je ko mo kpe, emi ni Omoluabi

u got me laughing

I think it's highly unusual for an 8 year old girl to get wet.

Someone might just be abusing her sexually or touching her inappropriately...in that case u ve to be watchful of those around her

A lot of these things come from the playground & media

FortifiedCity:
Abi na.

When FortifiedCity meets MhizzAJ, the result, FortifiedAJ

What a combination... Olorun mi ooo

Oshey!!
U re learning yoruba gradually

FortifiedCity:
I will be sending you a message. Reply ooh.

Let me know if I have seen my wife true true

..

My biggest regret s wasted time

FortifiedCity:
I have been great.
Just that I needed some massage, you were not there

Awwww
So sorry

This Emeka Ike hasn't moved on

He's behaving like a woman

FortifiedCity:
Honey happy weekend .

Been thinking about our wedding lately

Hey dear
How ve u been

This Boko Haram Elements no day finish

May his soul RIP

Pastor that bears grudge and carries someone in mind...is that one a pastor.

How can ur pastor just say she doesn't have respect..There's more to this

That shouldn't be a problem.

It could be engagement ring first..it could be introduction later or introduction and then d ring

It doesn't really matter as long as ur aim is to marry her.

We don't use rings in my church self

Fine girl

What nonsense is Davido wearing
Is this fashion

It's blurry
Not clear enough
Not moved though

See how dry he is

This boy looks sick but i prefer him to Davido

Warri names are very unique but difficult to pronounce...

So many consonants in the names *V,W,H,B*

And they generally have to shout to be heard...Must they talk at the top of their voices.

Very useless bank

bamite:
The guy is right though. AJ is worth more than you a billion times over, infact you're absolutely nothing compared to him. You're non existent

You strike me like someone that would wash a woman's panties and bra because of fame

Teaching job is a good one
It just depends on d school

Fashion trend keeps changing

It's not that big self