₦airaland Forum

rigarmortis:
Have you used your drugs today? Honestly I don't know if it's drugs you need to take, or drugs you need to stop doing, to make you coherent. But niqqa do something.

On the other hand, you can do the world a favour and jump off a cliff. The only thing that will happen is that your head will break, but that doesn't matter, we all know there is nothing inside it. Jump dude. Do it

How many kettles do you have? Keep surrounding yourself with those burukutu while I’m working hard. You think I’m out there measuring abunna with you? Loser?

rigarmortis:
Bla bla bla. Mazi drink sniper with garri and die biko

Keep yapping and whining. Tell me how many shoes you shined to today and I will tell you how many of your tribesmen who benefited from my foundation this year. That’s the difference between me and a failed loser like you. Now, ask the maid to give you one pito on my behalf.

rigarmortis:
Product of a leaking condom. Jump off a cliff. It's nice. I assure ypu nothing will happen

Keep changing kettles and surround yourself with lots of them. When the time comes, you will have yourself to blame for your backwardness and not Igbo people.

rigarmortis:
Is Buhari or Babangida or Gowon or Abdulsalam or Atiku an Okada rider.

You made no sense. I'm sure if you could choose your father you would have gladly chosen any of the above.

It looks like you’re fatherless because that the first thing you bring up in all your post. I am really sorry for you oo. Do something meaningful with your life instead of sitting in your tiny hut and blaming other tribesmen for your personal misfortune.

rigarmortis:
your feeble mind has automatically told you that i am from the North.

anu ohia.

its your father's fault for buying fake condom, and your mom's fault that allowed him to continue knowing fully well that the substandard product has torn.

now we have to bear your unfortunate existence till you do the world a favour and commit suicide.

Now you’re denying your identity. Only losers do that. Keep having blood pressure on Igbo matter. I really don’t give a rats behind about where you come from. That’s actually the least of my worries.
Keep killing yourselves on Igbo matters and don’t worry about kidnappers and bandits that are ravaging your communities.

rigarmortis:
your feeble mind has automatically told you that i am from the North.

anu ohia.

its your father's fault for buying fake condom, and your mom's fault that allowed him to continue knowing fully well that the substandard product has torn.

now we have to bear your unfortunate existence till you do the world a favour and commit suicide.

I know the part about waiting for your virgins when you yamutu pained you so much but that’s the reality for folks like you.
You let the world see when you pray but have hate in your weak heart. That’s what is going on. If you hate yourselves so much, how can you love others? Answer the question when before taking that burukutu and qunnu, loser in chief

rigarmortis:
your feeble mind has automatically told you that i am from the North.

anu ohia.

its your father's fault for buying fake condom, and your mom's fault that allowed him to continue knowing fully well that the substandard product has torn.

now we have to bear your unfortunate existence till you do the world a favour and commit suicide.

You will continue to be pained till the end. Other tribesmen are not your problem. Deal with the fact, which is, you are disadvantaged but you’re not doing anything about it but to sit in your burukutu joint and blame Igbo people for your misfortune.
If you feel you can be rehabilitated, holla and I will help you like I have done for other nairalanders here. Go jump in the lake when you get the chance

presidency:
President Muhammadu Buhari Tuesday afternoon arrived in Paris, French capital, for a one-day official visit as guest of President Emmanuel Macron at Palais de l'Élysée, and will afterwards attend the three-day Paris Peace Forum (PPF), November 11-13, 2021.

The President’s plane touched down at Le Bourget Airport at 2.45pm.

During the official visit on Wednesday, President Buhari will meet with his French counterpart to discuss issues of mutual interest for both countries, particularly on strengthening economic ties, improving partnership on security, and working jointly on education, health and halting the threats of COVID-19 to the global economy.

From Thursday, President Buhari will join world leaders, heads of international organisations, leaders of civil society and the private sector at Grande Halle de La Villette to strategize on better governance for a world of peace, with plenaries, master classes and workshops.

The President is scheduled to make a remark at the event to share the peculiarity of the Nigerian experience with the world, and efforts undertaken so far for peace. Other speakers include President Macron, Vice President Kamala Harris of United States, and Sheikh Hasina, Prime Minister of the People’s Republic of Bangladesh.

This year, the leaders will review 80 projects designed to improve peace across the globe and ensure more harmonious living like reforming capitalism for more impact on global economy, responding to the urgency of climate change, fake news and the challenge it poses on journalism and cyber security.

The first edition of the Paris Peace Forum took place from November 11 -13, 2018, as part of the Armistice Day centenary commemorations, and was attended by over 110 foreign delegates, including 54 heads of state and government, showcasing 120 global governance projects and welcomed 6000 individuals over the three days.

Among the attendees were Russian President Vladimir Putin, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and 2018 Nobel Peace Prize laureate Nadia Murad. German Chancellor Angela Merkel and UN Secretary-General António Guterres joined President Macron in each making an opening remark at the beginning of the Forum.

Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
November 9, 2021

Looking for peace outside when your house is on fire. That’s what we call misplaced priority. Next time, elect a progressive leader Nigerians.

rigarmortis:
who gives a flying or sinking fukc about what you disagree or agree with.

you will probably disagree that you are a foooooooool even though its the plain truth

When you eventually yamutu, you will realize that those virgins are illusions and not reality ok. Work hard on earth rigarmortis

rigarmortis:
who gives a flying or sinking fukc about what you disagree or agree with.

you will probably disagree that you are a foooooooool even though its the plain truth

Keep changing kettles and blaming other tribes for your misfortune. You had opportunities and keep squandering them. Look for the nearest transformer and do the needful for all I care. Buzz off loser!

kudinkarfe:
North will continue to frustrate people like you. North is your nightmare and you can't fight it.

Which North? When the elites are playing your people like table tennis. Do you honestly think the average northerner is better than easterners, westerners and southerners. The earlier you wake up and face reality, the better for you feofle

rigarmortis:
Is Buhari or Babangida or Gowon or Abdulsalam or Atiku an Okada rider.

You made no sense. I'm sure if you could choose your father you would have gladly chosen any of the above.

Sometimes truth is difficult to digest. You are pained, evidently and obviously.

I totally agree with Biafrarep on this one

Like falling asleep in a getaway car! Now, he will have plenty of time to sleep in jail. What a loser!

omenkaLives:
Victor Umeh whp never thought Spludo stood a chance going by that face he made behind soludo's back at a rally ground the other day. They should have flogged him before sending him back.

Wow! I thought I was the only one who saw that! Victor Umeh want to save face now that Soludo is winning. There are many Igbo people like him. He is lucky they didn't disgrace him more.

lalasticlala:
https://fij.ng/article/how-policemen-detained-engineer-for-having-binance-app-in-lagos/

I thought these police losers have been ordered to stop checking phones and laptops? What is wrong with this Country sef?

hisexcellency34:
Bandits are making our military look ordinary

Our military is ordinary. Case closed

hisexcellency34:
Bandits are making our military look ordinary

Our military is ordinary. Make no mistake about it!

I hope she knows that she can do better than this.

garriAndsugar:
So you did all these because your girlfriend refused giving you sex..

What will you now do when she becomes your wife??

SMH

Dude. I am not sure Nairaland owner and moderators know that by law, they should report you to the Police. Let's hope they now know and do the needful. What you did can make you to do serious time in jail but Nigeria is not actually a normal Country and this why you had the audacity to tell a story of how you forced and raped a woman.

Even GOATs have better manners than you. Loser!

Seun, moderators, take note.

slimjohn2k5:
I was listening to the radio and the discussion is on this.

Story1: naija man in US had argument with the wife n she called police that he wants to kill her. Police came, arrested him n after releasing him, asked him to stay away from his wife for 30days. He was staying with his guy, but on the 25th day, the wife called and begged him to return home that she have realized her mistakes. He went and they were discussing when police knocked at the door, she asked him to go n hide in the room. Police asked the wife if he has come home, she said no and the police requested a search, he was found in the toilet. You know the rest of the story

Story2
Oga took his wife to US for holiday and she absconded because she do not want to return to Naija

Story3
A man took his wife to the UK, the wife framed him up, he was arrested. Then the wife filed for asylum, reason that if she return to Nigeria, her inlaws will kill her. Luckily for the man the police knew her plans and sent them both to Nigeria. The man then divorced her

Other stories like men doing house chores etc

With all these stories, a matured mind is needed to confirm and advise

Your story shouldn't end oooo. Tell us more stories:

1. Of husbands in Nigeria who love hanging out with their friends more than spending time with their wives and kids.

2. Men in Nigeria who go to their store from Mondays to Saturdays and attend ceremonies on Sundays without their wives.

Classy!!. Sometimes, it's good to be original and authentic.

Congratulations to both of them.

Ok

Let's hope he didn't take meth before these pictures

ebukajay184:
Nigerian comedian, Chief Echofe lay on the floor to make a marriage proposal to his girlfriend, IgbereTV reports.

She said yes to his proposal.

He shared the photos on his Facebook page with the caption;


https://www.facebook.com/107457051574685/posts/188129150174141/

When she start playing him like ping pong or tontodikeying him tomorrow, some of you will start feeling sorry for him.

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

Do Vets Perform Abortions On Dogs?

Another heartless and cruel loser who will soon be cleared by another failed court. These are the brood of little vipers Ganduja and his gangs are breeding recklessly in the north. There are no longer the Aminu Kano's or Shagari's because they have all eaten the forbidden 'fruits' and are now surrounded by golden kettles

May God bless your hustle.

Buhari should celebrate Nnamdi Kanu, Sowore and Sunday Igboho.

............. Anytime the Cabal give him a BREAK!

These people are the voices of reason in Nigeria and more relevant right now.

Johnnyessence:
nice ruling from the Pennsylvania judge.

And what made you think it's nice ruling? Some of you who believe Trump will stay an hour more come January 2021 are in total denial.
Here's another shocker for you and other trumpers here. Trump will be the first American president that will be jailed after office.

Hotonions:
I need your advice on how to go about with this. I am born again and I have been baptized for years now and yet I don't feel like I posses the holy spirit it's something I want really badly and yet I don't see myself receiving it.
Note: this is not as a result of lack of belief because I very much believe in the holy spirit and his works.
I also know that with the Holy Spirit to navigate you, the race becomes easier to run

Ask God that question and patiently await His answers. Unlike others, He won't mislead you.

Good Luck

Nigerians must shun all these switching of parties by politicians.
Most democracies in the world don't abuse things like we do in NIGERIA.

It's like armed robbers changing cars or clothes before robbing others.

This is indeed shameful.