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rigarmortis:
One sniper for you when you finally sat something that makes sense

Loser, if it makes sense for you to hug a transformer, doesn’t it really show what a lowlife you are. Fake engineer

rigarmortis:
Abandoned?!!!!!!! Niqqa you have the mind to mention that??

Your dead beat dad abandoned you as a swimming spermatozoa!!!!!

You fertilised your mom's fetid eggs, which is a miracle, how you made your way through the hurdle of exotic bacteria and variety of vaginal viruses to win the first prize in the midst of other slowpoke swimming sperms is remarkable.

But alas, you fell off your mom's coochie and landed on your empty head, the small brain left in your head came into the world damaged.

You need coaching.

Come and meet me in gwarimpa, I can help you. But I will soon leave.

One kettle and 7 virgins for you, when you himug that transformer. Olodo.

gawu1:
Where did I say I like pigs? In fact never say that to me again because I can't see myself liking a disgusting animals called pigs. you should have fore knowledgeable that no one from herdsmen generations would have even an atom weight penchant for a cursed pig race.
Meanwhile, sometimes we dey brush toto of their female wey dey come our area for prostitution , as per just to help dem.

What a loser you are and will always be. Don’t let me put a curse on you for denigrating women with that your worthless analogy. You are now denying using the word pig. Doesn’t that show how pathetic you are? Again, I would stay away from typing pig anymore because of some historical facts ok. Now, one rugged kettle and mat for your stinking behind.

etokhana:
https://gazettengr.com/el-rufai-mocks-buharis-twitter-ban-says-hes-tweeting-from-abroad/

El Rufai again. He better be careful before they mistakenly put him in a crate and bring him back

rigarmortis:
No hisbah in abuja mate.

I know you haven't been here before. Looks like London to you.

Just showed your ignorance once again.

My kettle is in your mom's puxxy, It fell inside and can't be found till now. Can you be a good guy and fetch it out with a sickle

We all know your poor mum abandoned you and others were blaming her but look what you turned out to be: a mannerless he goat and thug. I know your mum is dead and you have no shame in you but you need focus more on your rehabilitation ok. Poor thing! Remember to wash that smelly little priik and assss with enough water or alcohol in your kettle

rigarmortis:
There are no cows in gwarimpa mate.

Bring your two engineers, along with the screws lose in your head. Let's see if we can screw them back

Who is your mate! Keep drinking until Gwarimpa hisbah catch you and bulala you little abunna. You all are pretenders. Where’s your useless kettle?

lalasticlala:
As shared by @brysonadahcole:


https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1458459958392115207.html

There are more than 150 million Nigerians with that amount in their banks but the EFCC invited your friend for questioning. After the questioning, are they detaining him or not? He should have gone there with a lawyer.

rigarmortis:
Mbanu, I can't lie. Lol

I studied engineering with masters in thug analysis. Hehe hehe. That one is true.

Onye bu nna gi bikonu? You can't recognise your ofeke father again?

I'm in Gwarimpa now. You can come and meet me let me help you with a few drinks. We can then discuss about how to start the godfundme for otu nne mu.

I am shocked by the degree of your gullibility though. What are they feeding you losers out there? Now, milk that cow in Gwarimpa for me. I don’t have much except a golden kettle, guuuff and mat.

rigarmortis:
Mbanu, I can't lie. Lol

I studied engineering with masters in thug analysis. Hehe hehe. That one is true.

Onye bu nna gi bikonu? You can't recognise your ofeke father again?

I'm in Gwarimpa now. You can come and meet me let me help you with a few drinks. We can then discuss about how to start the godfundme for otu nne gi

Real men are drinking fine wine and you’re there in gwarimpa drinking burukutu and chewing gworo. Kuturuma gbura uba
If you’re not a charge and bail engineer I would have hired you to work on one of my properties out there but I am not looking for losers. Sorry!
Since you’ve finished drinking burukutu, one kulikuli and pito for you. Just make you you don’t mistakenly hug transformer on your way to your mud hut

rigarmortis:
No ooooo.

Don't misquote me, I didn't have first-class.

But your mom...........hehehehehehe, we all know why they call her nwayi onye obioma in the hood. O na l'otu gwogwo.

Amam Na nne gi n’ala otu ka nkita but that shouldn’t have made you an almajiri appeaser though. Now that you have admitted that you didn’t have first class, please admit that you didn’t study engineering, that you were making it up just because you’re a loser.
After, the admission, one more gold kettle and a mat for you

integrityhomes:
you can only pick one

would you opt for a job of 250k or a visa to Canada America

What will you be doing in Canada or US?
Because a visa doesn’t guarantee a job in Canada or America and that’s the hard lesson many immigrants learn when they relocate to these two Countries.

rigarmortis:
who is denying it, i am a mannerless thug with first degree in engineering and masters in thug analysis.

but its a fact that your mom indeed has a gripless cvnt and you deadbeat dad forced himself on her, it is debatable however, if you are indeed a product of a leaking condom because it is widely known that your dad cannot afford 2 fifty kobo coins to rub together.

although it is a widely held belief that you leaked into your mom through a fake condom

Thanks for admitting that you’re a mannerless thug. You wish you studied engineering and you also you had first class. This the result of all the useless burukutu and qunnu you consume every day. You have been warned to stop skipping your medication but you won’t listen.
One more kettle and a mannerless cow for you

gawu1:
Keep cool pig.
Pigs have never been winners in any race other than race to gutter swimming pool.
Typing garbage for disgusting animal like pig was even over respect. I should have served your normal meal you enjoy.
Meanwhile, How far with the case of your supreme leader today.

First of all, one bottle of qunnu for you! So, by calling someone a pig, does it mean you value pigs more than cows? As someone who come from generations of herdsmen, this is not good for you. Weak shoe shiner like you. Come gerrrrat a here.

gawu1:
Keep cool pig.
Pigs have never been winners in any race other than race to gutter swimming pool.
Typing garbage for disgusting animal like pig was even over respect. I should have served your normal meal you enjoy.
Meanwhile, How far with the case of your supreme leader today.

First, make sure you don’t share your kettle like you did last week. That’s why Usman is still in the hospital trying to recover. There’s pandemic and losers like you need to be educated further. Also, you’re calling yourself pig right? If you knew what pigs did to someone you’re following, you will never call anyone pig again. Let’s leave it there!
Finally, please keep trying to take your medication and stay indoors like you’re told to because they’re everywhere recruiting bandits and kidnapper in the north. I pray they will not mistakenly recruit a major league loser like you

rigarmortis:
Challenge? Post my salary for you? Lol.

I Challenge you to post your mother's naked picture, let's see how you got to hit your head on the ground during childbirth due to her nationwide used, gaping wide grip-less puxxy, which has caused you severe brain damage. Your life is gone. But at least the good folks of nairaland and open a gofundme account to enable her perform vag.!na reconstruction in order to avert this happening to your siblings. One is too many

Keep confirming to Nairalanders that you’re a fake engineer and a mannerless thug. After dealing with me, you will think twice before you dream of quoting someone again. You’re a born loser and that’s why you talk about others parents.

rigarmortis:
You are an ihdiot. The only thing beneath you is your hairy baby balls.

Daughterfucking inbred person like you wants me to show him a proof, since you have resorted to stalking, you can go through my post, or better still if you stay in Abuja i will be in Godfather in Gwarimpa by 7pm today.

You can come there with your three engineers. Make sure they come with the fourteen screws lose in your head so that we can put it back. Maybe it will help you think better.

anu mpama

E pain you ba? I was just trying to tell you that it’s ok to work hard here on earth instead of waiting for those virgins when you yamutu Fake engineer only here. I challenged you to post how much money you make monthly so I will double it and give it to you as gift but your a major league loser and that’s why you are still failing at your age. Anyways, don’t mistakenly give out your kettle today. The pandemic is not yet over oo.

rigarmortis:
so you have gone so low as to resort to stalking?

your life must be so miserable. send your account let me help you with something

Though you are a fake engineer! Do you know that I have three qualified engineers on my payroll?. Show us a proof of what you make here on Nairaland and I will give you that salary as a gift here. Until then, just be quiet because you are beneath me.

Correct Guy! Anambra Amaka

phrancys001:
D mumu too wan trend

Why don't you get your younger brother to trend? mumu

dyera:
Buhari is not that different from Abacha. The only thing that is stopping him from executing Kanu, Sowore and Igboho and other activists without trial is the fact that we are currently in a democracy.

You think we are currently in democracy in Nigeria after gulping those bottles of burukutu.

What do you really know about democracy?

We have a kangaroo justice system and judiciary in Nigeria,

Believe it or Not

kudinkarfe:
Keep deceiving yourself. North is creating millions of young millionaires and they keep giving you impression that poverty is killing them. North has many Young millionaires that are richer than Emoney and Obi Cubans but they will not show off.

Creating millionaires who are trained by the Ganduje's ba? I pity losers like you. Work hard for your millions so that your wealth will be sustained later when you are not around. My kids are actually millionaires but they don't that. They will only realize this hidden truth when they are ready to get married and settle down. That's what the Northern elites are not teaching almajiris and losers like you to do. The Aminu Kanus have all disappeared in the north, unfortunately. Now, we have uneducated lowlifes whose lifestyles you are foolishly emulating.

Now, one more bottle of burukutu for you

rigarmortis:
i am not originally an economist, i graduated as an engineer, but all my job experience and professional qualifications are in finance and risk management.

Rubbish. Keep deceiving yourself and misleading Nairalanders as a graduate as if we don’t know you. A shoe shiner and bricklayer with dubious claims. Which university did you graduate from and when.

Everyone is bragging and impersonating on Nairaland. Loser!

rigarmortis:
No one used my dirty kettle, but I'm sure someone has used the sniper you bought with your last card so that you can kill yourself. Send me your account number, I will help you with some cash so that you can do the needful

Bla bla bla bla. Keep yapping while waiting to be recruited. More burukutu for you.

Abdul05:
history will never forgive kanu

As u can see,

He has brought him self into a shameful situation

History will never forgive you for failing to reason. How’s that?

ruggedtimi:
Are the traditional rulers in support of kanu?

Yes they are. He is regarded as their son. Do you get it?

rigarmortis:
You can't measure abunna with me, yours is too small. I'm sure you piss on your nuts while taking a leak.

Hope someone didn’t use your dirty kettle this morning. That may be the reason for your anger. Go hug transformer, loser!

rigarmortis:
You can't measure abunna with me, yours is too small. I'm sure you piss on your nuts while taking a leak.

looks like those mosquitoes and lack of light woke your sorry assss up. Another bottle of burukutu for you.

gawu1:
Have you forgotten the no lefulendun no eraction Taliban people in control of the afghaniEastan who had threatened to stop the election?
It's that show up that made them backpedal their threats.

Who opened the dog house for you? Read the garbage you typed again, loser!
And stop skipping your medication. Now, wash your kettle and mind your business.

Soon Nigeria government spokesman will come and tell us the corpers were just reciting national anthem.

That useless thing should be patrolling and monitoring sambisa forest instead of Anambra state. Nigerian army and show off are like 5 and 6.

rigarmortis:
Product of a leaking condom. Jump off a cliff. It's nice. I assure ypu nothing will happen

I know you’re hurting right now but it’s not too late for you. Don’t let your frustration push to to become a bandit oo, because those virgins will elude you when they take out.