₦airaland Forum

Not AGAIN!!! It looks like they woke him up and told him to repeat after them.

Nonsense

Giant of Africa indeed. Not even an iota respect or dignity for our fallen soldiers and officers.

This is horrible and shameful

Greed is the evil pill that lay seductively, waiting for the arrogant and selfish to swallow.
Oshiomhole failed to see the handwriting on the wall and he should face whatever consequence his creator has for him.
Nigerians are fast becoming wiser and they are teaching greedy and selfish politicians like Oshiomhole hard lessons.

Any more reason why you don't think the world is coming to an end?

I know some nymphos somewhere are thinking of having two fathers in law at the same time

Hespee93:
I don't even know which one to type.

Whether Thunder go fire you ni or you are mad

Wetin you wan me to type. Shebi Nairaland is posting every nonsense for us to comment on.

The Male Organ has a mind of its own.

Meaning that men should do the needful and have dialogue with their organs,

So that;

The naira will be equal to one dollar
Our female presenters will not have reasons to show their views they are freaks

It can buy you one cow from Kastina State

I am kind of wondering which normal man will swallow a tooth brush while brushing.

If na woman, it won't matter much because they are used to dealing with things that are bigger and even longer than tooth brush.

Reduce Your Sex Rounds - Ghanaian Police Officer Advises Personnel

Happy Birthday Sir

jumobi1:
No reasonable person will confuse that picture for Tokyo, Dubai or London.

You are the one who is unreasonable and in total denial.
Unfortunately, this is the problem with many Nigerians and Africans.
Appreciate your own and don't run away from truth and progress.

They even begged him to die the matter, that Edo no be Lagos but he failed LISTEN

Really?

Yes, Really

Ok

vhuqnl:
So much obsession with me. I can feel your pain

You skipped your medication again. Ode Olodo
Spend your sorry life crying and complaining. You will end up in jail eventually. Yahoo boy!

vhuqnl:
U had to use 2 of ur alternate account to like ur post. Sad life u live

You think I have join your losers club. Get a life and stop crying ok.

vhuqnl:
Get off my profile. Fagggot

Shut Up. Bobrisky wannabe

vhuqnl:
Get off my profile. Fagggot

It's not going to happen, not when you don't have better things to do with your sorry and retarded life. Olodo!
You think life is about borrowed profile pictures and bent little preeq, think again, you underfed tout

vhuqnl:
The most you can do is blab and then suck my deeq.

You are a frustrated jobless clown. You lost out and it shows in all your rant.
Wake up, retrace your failed steps and make real money like I am doing.
Putting up useless pictures in your profile only work for losers and clowns like you.

vhuqnl:
You are obviously frustrated. I can only pity you.

There you go. Major league loser and an amateur yahoo boy. Jail bound thug like you.
It took you days to reply me. That tells how abnormal and poor you are and will always be.

NCAN911:
Hello house don't mind my grammar pls!

There's problem in the house! We have been having problem with our toilet for a while now but we received a shock after find out what the problem is....

My uncle is 44 and his wife is 34 with 1 kid (girl) they just celebrated 2 years anniversary. My uncle spend most of the time at the shop. He sells spare parts and automobile, he never knew and will never believe that his wife brings another man home (who she has once introduced to me as his cousin) ... FastFWD

Two weeks now we have been finding it hard to flush toilet because the water is moving .... My uncle called a plumber yesterday, the plumber had to call my uncle to show him what the problem is.. To our surprise its A condom and one of them is still fresh with some sperm inside...

My uncle was surprised because he said he never used it on her since they got married ... He just built the house which is not even up to 1year... Now their marriage is on the line of collapsing, I like the wife very well because she is kind and generous she buys me latest things like phones shoes shirts... I don't know how to contribute to the issues because I am just a boy boy.

Tell your uncle to open more stores and forget his wife has needs, leave his house early momo everyday from Monday to Friday,
Tell him to come back home every evening, eat dinner and call it a night and snore the hell till he wake up the next morning

Wait o, tell him to spend Saturdays and Sundays attending town meetings and hanging out with friends and his own mistresses.

Men or women don't cheat when they have spouses who genuinely support, care for and appreciate them. So, instead of covering his own problems like most men do, your uncle should take a hard look at himself and see if he pushed his wife into what allegedly occurred. Or he should go ahead and divorce her and trade the safety or future of his only daughter he keeps claiming that he loves.

vhuqnl:
What has his root done for him? Why attack him? You this local champion

Shut up, stop barking and take your medication. Local thug.

You will cry a river when you are banned again, Loser!

Hollusilva28:
can you marry me ,am currently living in Nigeria. let's get to know each other cos am single. I need to get out of naija, am already tired. if only you trust me. message me back, if interested

You people sef You just managed to count your chicks before they are hatched. No wonder why you are still single and tired

dingbang:
Must you marry Nigerian? There are several other races in america to marry from.

What a dumb question to ask. Is your mother not a Nigerian? Do you live outside Nigeria?
What is wrong with someone who live in a foreign land marrying someone from the same Country.
You are the type that will go there, forget your people, your roots and get lost.