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Family / Re: Marriage And The Happily Ever After Syndrome: An Alternative Perspective by miarhpe: 6:33am On Sep 08, 2017
dangotesmummy:
grin cheesy

You wicked o grin

Paded hips grin

Small small o grin

na Wetin person eye dey see Na.

NB: you may want to check your mail or it's spam @sassyp. . .
Family / Re: Marriage And The Happily Ever After Syndrome: An Alternative Perspective by miarhpe: 6:29pm On Sep 05, 2017
dangotesmummy:
many actually plan better for the dream wedding or a fairy tale wedding than the actual marriage.

I wish the world had more of your specie. The five percent that showcase what they can contribute meaningfully to the society as against padded hips and pouted lips.

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Family / Re: Marriage And The Happily Ever After Syndrome: An Alternative Perspective by miarhpe: 3:47pm On Sep 05, 2017
Spot on @Op.

I sometimes ask if people know the gravity of the union? 'My mates are marrying, my mates are marrying' shouldn't be a reason to marry.

I saw the series 'Billions' and I knew that for what ever reason marrying a smart woman is an absolute necessity. where conversations are not centered on 'have you eaten? ' 'where are you now?'

Marriage is like managing a football team. You know the kind of formation that would guarantee you results, and so you recruit players specific for that kind of play. Recruit the wrong players and you will never smell some level of glory like a coach in north London.

I didn't mention names o!

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Meet Eze Ndigbo (Photos) by miarhpe: 11:51am On Aug 25, 2017
attention seekers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2018 by miarhpe: 10:47am On Aug 25, 2017
patience shouldn't turn to long suffering.

anybody mailed should please speak out.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Cars Burst Into Flames In Scorching UAE Heat by miarhpe: 7:43am On Aug 25, 2017
was I fed a lie when OBy that why for hols there said that packed cars are left with Ac on to prevent overheating?
Education / Re: AAU Physiology HOD Proposes To Girlfriend At Student Dinner ( See Photos ) by miarhpe: 10:45am On Aug 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Nwoke is a shame.
Even visitors know better than to wife an AAU student let alone a lecturer there.

If they are not at Okpuije junction, they are at Divine Royalty hotel, you can also find them at Liberty Hotel or you'd see them at Mousco junction making money with their potholes.


Bia Nne don't throw stones. dude claimed to have repented some years ago. so cute him some slack
Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by miarhpe: 9:58am On Aug 13, 2017
moi represented

its don jazzy again. . .

I miss the voice of dbanj on that line. Everything afterwards was. . .

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Dance When We Really Need To Urinate? by miarhpe: 5:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
agbonkamen:
Which kind Wahala be this grin
are you pressed?
where the wahala
Romance / Re: Why Do We Dance When We Really Need To Urinate? by miarhpe: 5:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
agbonkamen:
Which kind Wahala be this grin
are you pressed?
where the wahala
Romance / Why Do We Dance When We Really Need To Urinate? by miarhpe: 3:33pm On Aug 11, 2017
Humans display all kinds of weird habits and behaviors that, if you take a moment to think about them, make no sense at all. For example, we say ‘oww’ or ‘ouch’ when we hurt ourselves , despite knowing that it won’t do us any good (but, it does somehow!). Another strange behavioral quirk is when we start to wriggle, squirm, and stamp our feet, which may look like a dance move to an onlooker, when in fact we simply have an urgent need to urinate. We know that this ‘dancing’ won’t do us any good, so why do we do it?


Urination
Displacement Behavior


Urination is, without a doubt, a vital function of the human body. It is one of the few ways we are able to excrete excess or waste materials from our body. The waste materials present in the blood form a major part of our urine. It is then passed on to the bladder through the ureters, where it is stored until you get up and pee.
The longer you hold in the urine, the more pressure your bladder experiences as it continually urges you to relieve itself of the pressure, as this is where all the action takes place!


When the bladder is full, an uncomfortable feeling of urgency is created in your mind. However, if there is no way for you to pee, you realize that you are going to have to “hold it” a little longer. This conflict triggers a number of rhythmic displacement behaviors, and the act of dancing is one of them.

Why Does it Happen?

Displacement behavior (or activities) occur when the body is faced with an external stimulus that makes you feel like performing two activities that are completely contradictory to each other. This happens in animals too. Take the example of a squirrel; when you try to offer it a peanut, it finds itself in two contradicting situations. It badly wants to have that peanut, but also knows that going near a human is too large a risk.

Humans similarly show displacement behavior in some situations. For example, people scratch their heads or bite their nails when faced with a difficult situation or problem. These types of activities don’t directly help you solve the problem or provide you with a solution, but it’s the way your mind tries to divert your attention from the conflict by engaging in seemingly meaningless activities.

Things You Do When You

There are a number of ways that people behave when they suppress a strong urge to pee. These include tapping their feet, drumming their fingers, pacing up and down, or humming (to take your mind off it). These are the signs that commonly appear when a person holds in a relatively weaker urge to urinate. However, when you haven’t urinated in a while (and your bladder is completely full), you might hop from one foot to another, clench and unclench your muscles, and wriggle and squirm.

The most interesting part about this is that, do you know that staying calm will help you last longer!
It’s not a good idea to hold in urine for extended periods of time. Therefore, if you can, urinate when your body tells you to and relieve your aching bladder of the pressure building up. Moreover, peeing after a long time is really relaxing. It’s no surprise that some people believe that relieving themselves after a long wait is the best feeling in the world! It certainly feels incredible in the moment!


https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/why-do-we-dance-when-we-really-need-to-urinate.html

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Nairaland / General / Re: Speeding Car Runs Into A Woman In Delta State, Climbs On Top Of Her. Photos by miarhpe: 3:27pm On Aug 11, 2017
moi represented

lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL. . .

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Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by miarhpe: 10:14pm On Aug 10, 2017
Angelsss:
Pirates of the carribean
cool
Angelsss:
Pirates of the carribean




your days be long full of rum
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by miarhpe: 7:38pm On Aug 10, 2017
ajepako:
Behold Semmy!
Life! Real life!
A thing we have been denied for vast too long!
Good Morning My neighbors!!!!!!
Fuckkk You!!!!
Yes! Yes! Fuckkk you toooooooo!!!!
coming to America
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by miarhpe: 7:30pm On Aug 10, 2017
ladies and gentlemen, today is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught captain Jack Sparrow.

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Family / Re: Wife Beats Husband, Sends Him Packing From His House For Days by miarhpe: 10:18pm On Aug 09, 2017
moi represented

no woman no cry. . .in Bob Marley's voice






kindly contact for your business proposal and marketing plan.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Acquires 5 Super Mushshak Aircraft To Tackle Boko Haram by miarhpe: 10:16pm On Aug 09, 2017
moi represented
Crime / Re: Man Kept In Chains For One Year In Lagos Rescued By Police (Photos) by miarhpe: 10:16pm On Aug 09, 2017
moi represented.














feel free to inbox me for your with your start up business proposals and marketing plans
nkemdi89:
Its only some few family that shows love and compassion to their mentally deranged family member, many are abandoned at the mercy of the public, their aged parents or traditional home out of shame, frustration and pain . I remember an experience years back when I boarded a night bus from the north, I never knew I was sitting next to a mentally incapacitated person, until I began to notice an unusual smell, slurring sounds and some not so corresponding gestures from him, immediately I called the attention of the conductor or loader. Do you know the family of the young man was comfortably sitting at another seat ? Living him to discomfort strangers and passengers who were not aware of his health condition.

moi represented.
we really need to strengthen our systems as a nation.


Nkemdi89 thanks Hon, you bared my thoughts













feel free to inbox me for your with your start up business proposals and marketing plans
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Shares Photos With His Son As They Vacation Together by miarhpe: 10:12pm On Aug 09, 2017
Nma27:
Can't wait to have mine...


then we should do the needful and stop the waiting. cool
Nma27:
Can't wait to have mine...


then we should do the needful and stop the waiting.


for your start up business proposals and marketing plan, inbox moi
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Shares Photos With His Son As They Vacation Together by miarhpe: 10:11pm On Aug 09, 2017
Nma27:
Can't wait to have mine...


then we should do the needful and stop the waiting. cool
Nma27:
Can't wait to have mine...


then we should do the needful and stop the waiting.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Shares Photos With His Son As They Vacation Together by miarhpe: 10:08pm On Aug 09, 2017
moi
Music/Radio / Re: Tobenanaa 'Goosebumps' Music Video by miarhpe: 9:33pm On Aug 09, 2017
Amarabae:
Kudos to you.

you were quite generous with that though. I didn't need more info to conclude
Music/Radio / Re: Tobenanaa 'Goosebumps' Music Video by miarhpe: 9:33pm On Aug 09, 2017
Amarabae:
Kudos to you.

you were quite generous with that though. I didn't need more info to conclude
Music/Radio / Re: Tobenanaa 'Goosebumps' Music Video by miarhpe: 9:19pm On Aug 09, 2017
I can't seem to find something worth downloading there.




contact moi for your business and marketing plan
Crime / Re: Policeman And LASTMA Spotted Fighting In Lekki (Photos & Video) by miarhpe: 9:13pm On Aug 09, 2017
folashade96:
Mugabe will not kill person with laugh:I am an educationist. I am an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller

I have seen you on two threads now talking about Mugabe. Is he owing you still?
Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by miarhpe: 8:31pm On Aug 09, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: Dstv Headbutts Soccer Viewers, Moves EPL To Premium Bouquet by miarhpe: 1:25pm On Aug 09, 2015
few people dey smile, more dey frown. . .brymo

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