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he don turn king David abi wer he go dey pray like this

Benita27:
I don't go on dates with random dudes 'cause of guys like the op. Girls should understand that there's no free meal in freetown, and no matter how little a guy spends on you, he would directly or indirectly want a fùck for his money except your relationship with him has been defined as "Platonic" and he chose to take you out. That being said, the girl was just hungry while the op is worse off.

1. She told you she was coming with a friend, you had a choice to object but you agreed. So she did nothing wrong here.

2. Your total expenses was N3200 if this amount is shared between four persons; each spent N800. So invariably, you spent N800 on her and N1600 between her and her friend the other N1600 was shared between you and your friend. If you found out she wasn't pretty after the date, you could have stopped calling her but you continued fixing dates to fùck for your N1600 and went on to call her a vulture.

What's funny here is when a supposed human being wants to bleep a vulture, what does that make you?, a worse creature than a vulture.

Childish crap!.

true talk. but op u bad o, so u want make her ur woman because u spend 1600 on her and her friend so that make u dey straff for free and u think say she know no ur plan abi.

d truth b same na game and na u win. as d sharp guy wer u be u don know say ur plan no go work dats y u decide to deal with her. nice one

nice post. let me add by saying that I don't see a person with theses skills staying home for long unemployed

God pls don't forsake the people of Nigeria. the flood is getting worse. and we re still In the month of July.

Ginaz:
He has given her belle, his preek couldn't hold the akamu any longer....

wait am seeing to pregnant women

pyyxxaro:
Hope as u Grab like Deaf sooo

If your Cassava nor be like small pikin leg , then your Grabness na waste oh


If naa lie as Roman'goddess and Tboss

girls and cassava

with the number of people supporting matchman just remember of rapture and it is everyone for himself, thank uwith the number of people supporting matchman just remember of rapture and it is everyone for himself, thank uwith the number of people supporting matchman just remember of rapture and it is everyone for himself, thank u

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That guy up there (Twitter) is a nairalander , how do I know , because that's how nairalannders behave.

op how u take pass ur waec? am sure you cheated

so u people think u can run from hell without the devil from ur villages bringing u back. welcome back to Nigeria a country without president

rubbish

I met this girl on facebook & we've been chatting for abt 6months now. Yesterday was her birthday' I logged in & I saw her online' & we started chatting immediately. Me:- Hello dear' happy birthday. Her:- Aww. tanks dear Me:- U welcome Her:- So where is my birthday gift? Me:- Hmmm! Big girl like u is asking for birthday gift?. Her:- Please I am not a big girl oo. U wnt to deny me birthday gift abi? (I quickly went to buy N100 airtime card & sent d pin into her chat inbox) Me:- Dear manage this pls. Her:- Noo' pls I was only joking. I will not take that. Me:- Pls pls. Her:- And I refuse. I can't take anything from u. I quickly loaded d card & transfered it into her line account. Few munites later I recieved a notification "N200 was transfered to u from'') Me:- Whats d meaning of that? Her:- I told u' u shldnt. (This girl want to show me that she is a big girl?) So I used my last N300 to buy card' load it' making N500 & send to her. Some minutes later' an alert' tang-tang. ''N1000 was transfered to u from'' Chaiii. This girl want to try me? And I didn't have any money left! I called my friend & borrowed d N2000 he was keeping for his father' I told him I will be expecting N6000 in d next 5min & I will pay him back. I quickly bought a card of N2000' & sent her d N3000. And I kept my phone close to my ear expecting alert. Ten minutes later' instead of message alert' it was a call from her. ''Hello dear' just call to thank u for d birthday present. We'll chat later''. All I need now is a space to faint!!!!

. bj

ok

thundafire:
But at times our leaders dnt have brains y eject Quarantine services 4rm seaports dy are known 4 emergencies around dy world nd kept to keep dy area free of dangerous nd infectious disease Kai Osinbajo

read d post again what do u think Port Health are left to do at d port. they are to take up function of Quarantine services and nafdac. I think u should check if ur brain is still in ur head.

that's good. Nigeria is going to miss this man.

know d difference between liabilities and asset. it helps.

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Coolhubs:
Some of us might have come across companies, which sells phones that are maid by fake phones manufacturers. And this phones which we buy will look exactly 99.8% as the original, and unknowingly to some people they will think it's the real product of the phones they want to buy, so the buyer gets tricked because of the cost price of the phone is lower than the original product.

I have also met some of my friends who have fall victim to buying fake phones for cheaper amounts and they rejoice not knowing that they have bought the fake version of the phone and later-on, they will begin to discover all the features that are not available but are fully available in the real/original product.

These fake products usually have nice and beautiful casings to convince the buyer to buy them, and after buying it, the buyer will start encountering problems like: low memory space, poor camera pixel(phone camera might not be good enough), low RAM(random access memory) and more issues to be generated while using the phone.
So for those who wants to get phones but afraid of getting the wrong one, my dear breath in, this post is for you.

How To Identify Original Phones When Buying



Dial *#06# for all types of phone

A number will display on your phone screen
All Nokia, symbian and other phones in line with each other, will display serial number.

While other phones like: China phones, Android, i-phone etc.will display IMEI(International Mobile Equipment Identities).

> NOTE: The things that displays involves:

1) The number must begin with 35, except i-phones which must start with 01.
2) Make sure the numbers are up to 15 digits.
3) Finally, make sure that the numbers that are displayed is the same with the one at the back of your phone battery side.

> Additional option for Android phones

Dial *#*#4636#*#*
Things displayed involves: (Phone Information, Battery Information, User Statistics, Wifi Statistics)

> RAM

Check out the RAM(Randow Access Memory), make sure it's up to 1gb and above if not, you will start discovering problems like:
- Phone seizing
- Inability to run some apps and others.

Location- Settings> App> Running apps> You view it there

> BATTERY VOLTAGE

Also make sure you take a close look at the battery voltage before buying, although this one in particular is not that important cause, it might be written but it's not really capable. So if
you have good/strong battery, it's good choice but, note that you can always get an original one else where.

Location- At the Back of the Battery Or On the Phone Pack Or You can also use this number( *#*#4636#*#*)


> CAMERA

Camera also is not that important for some but, you should also check the camera practically and not only reading its details. As i said before anything can be written but the system is not really capable.

Camera Location- Phone Home Screen Or At the Phone Menu.

> BLUETOOTH

This one, as we all know is used for transferring files, songs, images, videos and others. Although, android and other top smart phone users are now used to using app like: Flash-share, Xender, Hotspot and other sharing apps around, no one has time for bluetooth but you will need it cause, not all phones can relate with other using the above listed app, phones like; Windows to Android, blackberry to Android and more. So, make sure you check it out before buying a phone cause, bluetooth will be useful in such cases.

Bluetooth Location- At phone drop-down menu Or Goto> Settings>Bluetooth

> STORAGE

Phone inbute storage is another issue you should make sure you check it very closely before buying a phone, you should always look up to buying a phone with 4GB to 32GB inbut storage so that you won't be have Low Storage Space(LSS) problem.

Storage Location- Goto> Settings> Storage Or File-manager

> SPEAKER

speaker is not really important cause you can make use your head-set for Calls and Musics, but in some cases whereby head-sets are not available, it can before helpful. So make sure it's intact.

Test- Goto> Setting> Notifications/Rind-tones> then Play a ringing tone Or Make An Imagency Call.

With these guides, you can now boldly go to any company of your choice and buy any phone you like.

ENJOY!!!

I will so much appreciate if you leave a comment on this post and also if you have any additional information, you can as well share. Thanks and God bless.

From: Coolhubs

Nice one

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carmo no dey fit dis white guys