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toujurs:
he doesn't hae any big gbola, anything. Ariana has a very tight puna. Thats why the dude gbola seemed big to her.

Stop saying nonsense.


Ariana is a very bad girl. She has had some BBC's in life. Example is Big Sean.
When she says he has a big gbola. Believe it.

MufasaLion:
Forget the age, if your game is tight you can date/fück the top chicks! A$AP is with Rihanna!

Stop saying nonsense.
Asap Rocky and Rihanna are both age mates.

OriOko88:
Black American women are one of the most sexual perverts in this world. Nigerian women still dey learn work from black American when it comes to sex. Dem dey fvck shiit. I can bet this niqqa is already drilling Kim. Chaiii..MLF toh badt

Stop saying nonsense.
Kim is not Black America.
She is from Armenia.

Curious345:
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I met this slim, clean, busty, petite, flat-tommied, black, preety damsel online..

She attends the white garments.

I've been ruminating on a date with her.
often times, I do have a 90degrees erection as soon as I Stare at her picture or hear her voice.

Then all of a sudden she calls me and say she is coming on the 9th of this month (that is today).
She also said she borrowed T-fare of N4,500 to embark on the trip (I refuse sending her tfare insisting she should come with her own cash) and that I should give her the money when she comes around today..

She is insisting on coming to my house today and to leave on Friday. Ordinarily this is a once in a lifetime goal of having a dream lady in your bed for days.. The euphoria is quite massive.. Adrenalin gushing

But I saw a numerological mystic to her coming, with roots in the illuminatiii.

Look at the date

Month =November 11
Day =9th
Money to return N4,500 ( 4+5=9).

After doing a deligent check on the signs of this appointment, I am making frantic efforts to cancel it asaply to save my head..

I cannot come and kill Myself..

You are crazy but you have no one to tell you.
Just because my beautiful sister wanted to come visit your childish and foolish ass. You are already calling her illuminati .
And what's wrong with being a white garment member?

No wonder she told me she's coming back home today. So, you can keep your stupid money.

Churchill the 3 seconds man. Busted.

HEAVEN4444:
EDIT

OK.
Thanks

HEAVEN4444:
lol bros na play i dey play with you ooo please no insults intended at all. just brotherly advice.brother it takes me close to 30 minutes to do one reading. i am not your average astrologer. i am a divinely inspired astrologer and seer. so are you saying i should dedicate 30 minutes of my time for you for free ? is that fair ?

But you dedicated it for Will Smith who doesn't even know if u exist or not and I also went through some of your posts and saw some of the readings you've done for some Nairalanders for free.

Please do this for me whenever you're less busy.

Thanks

HEAVEN4444:
bros no dull yasef na. you dey chase woman but you dey broke ? which kind fake life be dat na ? make you leave that woman alone ooo if you no get ordinary small money for reading. make you no go spoil that woman life. hustle hard, then when you get money, find woman and then come meet me for reading. this one you wan do reading on woman but you no get money. how yu wan take care of this woman ? no dull yasef. go hustle. leave that woman alone

Bro no do me like this na
Why all this insult on top say I dey ask u for favor.
I no get today no mean say I no go get tomorrow.

HEAVEN4444:
bros no dull yasef. come pay for this reading you need

I'm still waiting o bro

HEAVEN4444:
bros no dull yasef. come pay for this reading you need

Seriously I'm broke af rn.
Just do it for me like that. Who knows you might also need my help here on NL

HEAVEN4444:
my brother there is hunger in the land. dont worry i wont charge you much. just a couple of thousands. hit my wassap when you are ready

Don't worry again.
Nevermind.

HEAVEN4444:
i do celebrities for free as advertisement for customers

Haba bro
You can also do mine for free na.
Thank u in advance.

HEAVEN4444:
hit my wassap if you are a paying customer. do you want my wassap number ?

I don't have money. You do it for others freely and you just did it for Will Smith for free now.

Just say the thing here on NL na.

author=HEAVEN4444 post=107238768]truth be told will smith and jada have a spiritual entanglement. now will smith is a starseed hence why his luna is in alpha scorpio. he represents an entity with power and authority. however his solar is in libra and what that means is that this powerful entity is now under divine judgement. and this explains the spiritual energy surrounding the man and why his spirit guides him into movies where america ( a starseed empire ) is always under divine apocalyptic judgement. almost all his movies represent apocalyptic judgement on america. and so this is his spiritual aura

and as a fallen empire/entity under judgement, your lower self is presented to you in the form of a woman and she will be the one to administer the judgement. in comes jada who is a virgo sun and virgo moon, virgo meaning ' no power '. and so a virgo sun and virgo moon means ' take away power from the fallen and powerless'. and that is her spiritual inclination is to take away power from the fallen and powerless, and she his lowerself is paired up to him the fallen starseed-entity and her job is to take away power from him. to emasculate him. and that is exactly what is happening. this is a spiritual entanglement that was ordained before they were both born. so will is not a simp, he is just under divine judgement, but ultimately, within their story is a bigger story of the fall of a starseed empire. the fall of america as china is on the verge of pushing them out of power. The fall and emasculation of a once powerful america which is now controlled by LGBT and all the men seem to have turned to women while the women have turned to men

and no i dont do free readings anymore lol

Please, I'm begging you can you help check My DOB June 27, 1995 and August 29 Compatibility.
Thanks.

President Buhari

BigDawsNet:
Tiwa is on nairaland if you guys don't know...

She's very popular here

So, who is she?

OhBritannia:
There is something i have noticed about white people most especially their celebrities.
They don't give a Damm about Instagram or social media in general.

I've noticed that most of the popular white actresses that were in great series like the game of thrones, the crown and many more, They are not even on Instagram.

You can imagine Claire fox of the crown with all her awards with the series she acted, she is not even on Instagram, not only her though, there are so many popular actresses like her that are not even on Instagram.

The ones that are on Instagram, if you go to their Instagram page, it's so basic and simple that you wouldn't believe they are even celebs.

Some of their last Instagram posts was in 2020, some in may this year, months ago.

There is nothing like affluence in their posts on Instagram or social media, no car, no showing of mansions, no showing of expensive jewelries like diamond watches or Gold chains or expensive dresses and these actresses and celebs are worth 50 to more than 200 million dollars.

Do you even know that scarlet Johnson ( black widow) is not on Instagram?
Much to my surprise, with all her fame and money.

Even most white female musicians that are very popular are not even on Instagram, the ones on Instagram are not even active, no pictures of affluence at all.

These people, their talent is their fame, their talent speaks for them, they are not obsessed about Instagram followers or likes or show off.

But the exact opposite is the case if you look at Black celebs most especially Nigeria celebs, the show off, they want to show who is More Richer on Instagram, the obsession of social media, no Privacy at all to their life, they eat and post on Instagram, anything they do must be on Instagram, their relationship must be on Instagram.

Most black celebrities especially from Nigeria don't have talent, the fame they got came from Instagram.

Why is it like this? Is it culture because i don't just understand. Even in USA, the white celebs behaves differently than the black celebrities.

Now go to the page of Taylor swift or Adele and then go to the page of cardi b, you will see the huge difference in mentality and way of life.

This is sad but true

PlanktonX:

Only God can really tell if it was true or not that Whizkid & Burma boy pad the canoe for yansh...


But one is certain " The music industry is not for the boys" men always negotiate. Is either you negotiate with God almighty or sell that dude call soul.

And spirit no dey drink water oooo....but it is only the bless from God that belle full man without adding sorrow, it's just that it may delay for some time.

What do you mean ?
Can u please share more lights ?

Calitoscassius:
Yea right! That is because he doesn't have anything in his head to sing anymore. His brain is stale, just like all the other stale musicians, Craig David, Adele, Rihana, Beyonce Shaggy, Eminem, Dizzy Rascal, cool temper, 50cent and many more. They are now all living on past glories. Burna boy is about to go into oblivion. He was never a good musican anyway. I hope he made enough cash to last him in his old age. Since when has maddona or Phil collins, or Elton John or Micheal Bolton have not dropped any album for more than 30 years now. So who da hell is Burna boy?


Even Commando! Who said he will be back! Is nearly 70 years old now and he is still not back!!

I'm glad you didn't mention Taylor Swift. Because that babe na baddass.

udoka55555:
If you start getting the money, friends that won't help your life will start coming, telling you that you have arrived, they will be feeding you with lies that your music is still number one in town, and you will believe them, two years on the line they will still be telling you the same shit. Then financial advisers will come and start taking your time to educate you on how to invest your money etc.

Before you know it, you won't have time to relax and create good music again.




The only way forward is to aspire to be the best, win the awards and have hunger for international fame....not just limit yourself to Nigeria fame...dream to be at the top of the world music, work hard to produce good songs and try as much as you can to be having enough rest and quite times alone...

Never allow the fame and money to get into your head.... And don't envy those non music artists that have made it big!!!

Be yourself, see yourself as still upcoming since you are yet to conquer the world.

Exactly!
That is something Wizkid is trying to do and it's already working for him.

Why do I just find this Nini so annoying ?

Nepaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SultanOfAbia:
Mark my WORD
YUSUF WILL WIN THIS BBNAIJA

In this life, if you have teenage girls as your fans. You will win Everytime.
Why?
Because at this young age, teenage girls have high hormonal imbalance that will make them go crazy in love with whoever they admire.
Look at Justin biber, That Korean group
The reason their fanbase are Soo big is because it was filled with preschool teenage girls.
Teenage girls will write love letter, plaster your photo for wall, stalk you on Instagram. At that age their hormones are crazy so they can do the unimaginable things just to support and love you.
You see all this small school girls are over 44 million of them that have phones in this country.
If them carry Yusuf matter for head
YUSUF will have the biggest vote in bbnaija
Fear teenage girl fans, Dem fit die for you.

Wow.
This is funny but true.

Taylor Swift
BTS. / One direction (solo)
Justin Bieber e.t.c
All have teenage fans and they are always topping. No wonder.

Nice write.

bmdmix5:
to me its edo language the way they talk expecially d women is no for me

Igbo and Hausa.

TeamLeader:
country hard. Today No food at home to lem. Me and My guy strolled down the street to get something.
Na so my guy bought rice 100, yam 100, bread 100, no meat con buy Pepsi. I jos de imagine how the guy to take shit.

share your wicked combination you've eaten before.

Bread and Poo.

yinkkus:
the guy is unique. he is original.
Niniola too is doing well.

Niniola is underrated.

paddyofboss:
B like Burba don join illuminati

Lol Are you just knowing that ?

BOOZELEE:
With im big preek im go tear the gel Toto oo

How you know say him get big preek?

Rahkman:
She wants the big black coc k

Kikiki
BBC

Bro Code: Never Wife A Community Hoe

bmdmix3:
the boobs no gree stay one place

Dem say make you watch video na boobs you dey look . Smh .