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Religion / Re: Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit (Photo) by Michaelfucker(m): 10:25am On Oct 01, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit

Matthew 19:4-6 (KJV)

And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


If God, the Creator, joined male and female together in the beginning, no matter what the devil or men try to do to alter that divinely orchestrated pattern, they will never succeed.

Only one set would fit.

The male + female that God ordained it to be in the beginning.

God bless.

Do you realise people don’t choose to be gays? They’re actually born that way. grin

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Romance / Re: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by Michaelfucker(m): 1:22pm On Apr 28, 2023
sukkot:
past life sins
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin
Ok
Romance / Re: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by Michaelfucker(m): 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2023
sukkot:
if the demon does not have an appointed time to leave the person then you die a gay. The spiritual solution is a formality that only works when the appointed time has reached. If their is no appointed time then no spiritual solutions would work. Well if you are gay that itself is the repercussion for being cast out of the spiritual order of things. It's a spiritual curse. So the act itself is the repercussion . People who are homophobic are not spiritually enlightened to understand homosexuality . They don't understand it's a demonic category.
Hmmmm
But what causes the spiritual curse ?
Romance / Re: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by Michaelfucker(m): 12:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
sukkot:
oh yes boss, homosexuality is a spiritual disease caused by a demon. And it is possible to be delivered from it if the demon that has taken ahold of the person has an appointed time to leave the person. Most of these demons have an appointed time . For example the popular musician called little Richard ? He was gay for a long time but he is no longer gay


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OORlk147T8
But what if the demon doesn’t have an appointed time to leave the person? Isn’t there like a spiritual solution to it ? And is there a repercussion for indulging in it?

And since it’s against the person’s will, then why are people homophobic and acting like homosexuals just chose to indulge in it ?
Romance / Re: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by Michaelfucker(m): 6:42am On Apr 28, 2023
Sukkot, what do you think about homosexuality? Is there a demon behind it?
Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by Michaelfucker(m): 1:48pm On Sep 24, 2022
morikee:
Omo those Boobs shocked
I thought I was the only one seeing it o

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by Michaelfucker(m): 1:40pm On Sep 24, 2022
zinaunreal:
Men have become so weak and silenced.
All they can do now is jump on women's back for joy, walk like women, dress like women , serve women, feed women, get divorced by women, thrown out of their own houses by women. This is the symbol of weak men of our generation and feminine oppression. As for me . I'm a top G

Funny how I was reading your comment and Hip Tv played Gentleman by Falz ! Where he was doing all the bolded for a girl and the girl still dey do shakara grin
What a coincidence grin
Politics / Re: Old Family Picture Of Tinubu With His Wife And Kids by Michaelfucker(m): 10:39am On Sep 06, 2022
conductor250:
Seyi is not from Remi.

According to Gistlover, Tinubu got Seyi, his only surviving son from a popular runs girl back then known as Bunmi Osho before he settled down and married Remi.

Many other people have claimed to be Tinubu's children (life of a drug dealer).


Remi gave Amoda Ogunlere (Tinubu) three girls. One of them is in a mental home after drugs cracked her brain and she assaulted a police officer. See her tweets here. She's tweeting like somebody on permanent LSD highness https://twitter.com/ZainabTinubu

Have you seen anybody claiming to be Peter Obi's son? Even Atiku or Buhari? No. Because they didn't live their lives on cocaine and thrills like the Lagos narc lord.

According to gistlover, Tinubu also has another son during his reign as Governor!
Celebrities / Re: Bouncer Called In To Remove Williams Uchemba For Spraying Naira On Pastor Tobi by Michaelfucker(m): 11:18am On Sep 05, 2022
RapistOnBail:

Most of your pastors and Online Celebrities are GAYS

Mention them
Celebrities / Re: Talented Artist ASAKE Acquires Multi-million Naira Property (pics) by Michaelfucker(m): 8:15pm On Sep 01, 2022
Chaos14:
So you no remember mr. Money olamide can not just sign anyone anyhow he has to see your talent somewhere
I know.
But you still don’t get my point.
He didn’t have his magnum opus till this year!
Celebrities / Re: Talented Artist ASAKE Acquires Multi-million Naira Property (pics) by Michaelfucker(m): 11:36pm On Aug 19, 2022
Chaos14:
He started in 2020 with mr. Money
But he didn’t blow up until this year.
Celebrities / Re: Talented Artist ASAKE Acquires Multi-million Naira Property (pics) by Michaelfucker(m): 11:28am On Aug 18, 2022
JASONjnr:
I don't have any of his songs on my phone.... He sings with Yoruba and for Yorubas only ..


Congratulations to him.

Is this really necessary? You could have just congratulated him and move on. Why the tribal ranting?

Don’t worry I’m sure he’s gonna be sad and depressed just because a random guy on Nairaland doesn’t have any of his songs on his phone grin hater

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Celebrities / Re: Talented Artist ASAKE Acquires Multi-million Naira Property (pics) by Michaelfucker(m): 11:20am On Aug 18, 2022
Nawa o
I no know say money dey music like this o!

Which year this guy start to dey sing? No be this year him blow with omo ope and sungba?
But he’s talented sha, gonna give him that.

Congratulations to him.
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Ayade: I’m Your Senior Brother, Respect My Presidential Ambition by Michaelfucker(m): 12:28pm On Jun 03, 2022
shigishege:
All in all its a Yoruba man that will still be president. But wait oo, why is it no one, i mean both PDP or APC is even considering any Igbo man to be presidential candidate of thier party?? Take it or leave it. Yemi or Tinubu, Yoruba is good to go. Yoruba la'gba.
You can't be too sure.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Ticket: 72 Hours To APC Primary, Screening Report Not Ready by Michaelfucker(m): 12:24pm On Jun 03, 2022
Reality3080:
tinubu join apga Igbo party or Labour Party that nobody knows

Do u know atiku n tinubu are long time friends?


Hmm.

But do you know by leaving APC that means he's gonna lose his power over Lagos, Ogun and some APC owned states?

I doubt if he would leave APC. He has sacrificed to much for them, he has made APC too powerful.

Well, this is Politics nothing is impossible.
Politics / Re: Presidential Ticket: 72 Hours To APC Primary, Screening Report Not Ready by Michaelfucker(m): 12:14pm On Jun 03, 2022
Reality3080:
tinubu will support atiku n have a major stake in pdp then silent peter obi n co for life

Then yorubas will have a huge stake in pdp again through tinubu n that will enable yorubas negotiate presidency better after atiku

The losers here are peter obi,igbos,osinbajo cos once tinubu align with atiku it’s game over

Tinubu join pdp ?? grin impossibility.
If you had said LP or maybe APGA, that would have been understandable.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri To PDP: Bola Tinubu will gets APC Ticket, Don't Under Estimate him by Michaelfucker(m): 11:57am On Jun 03, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
sad He don useless Dapo in Ogun state.Only good luck go help “this one at my back” now.

If Dapo fail sad Wic is 70% possible.


Blame Pa Tee...mbinu sad


If Dapo is not re-elected, then he deserves it.

He is a terrible Governor.
Romance / Re: Does Size Matter? Here's What A Sexologist Has To Say! by Michaelfucker(m): 12:43pm On Nov 28, 2021
LIVINGICON:
6.4 inches is huge?? Make them run that survey for naija. You go see where pussy dey digest 10 inches with ease. sad
Hahaha grin
You funny. grin
Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by Michaelfucker(m): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lilsameey:
Pussy fart happens when air is trapped inside the pussy while getting duckmatized, as in,..when the dick moves in and out, the force of the air coming outs makes the sound, while anus fart is the regular fart both male and female experience and it comes out of the anus either loud or silently, sometimes super stinking or odourless(this is rare though).
Oh.
Thanks.

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by Michaelfucker(m): 8:41pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lilsameey:
Omoh,,...pussy fart different from anus fart ooo.
Can you explain more?
Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by Michaelfucker(m): 8:40pm On Nov 27, 2021
arthurwillia:
I lashed one babe, keji for oau that year, till her Pusey began farting Omo I first confuse sha
But the.
But the ......... ?
Romance / Re: One Disadvantage Of Having A Big Diick... by Michaelfucker(m): 7:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
Hahaha grin
You might think the OP sounds stupid but he is right grin

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Celebrities / Re: Madonna Blasts Instagram After It Took Down Her Photos For Revealed Nipple by Michaelfucker(m): 4:18pm On Nov 26, 2021
She is actually right.
I see nothing wrong in those pictures compared to what those IG thots post and yet they never get censored or banned.
Celebrities / Re: Zfancy Pranks Bobrisky - Check Bobrisky's Real Face (No Editing) by Michaelfucker(m): 2:34pm On Nov 26, 2021
Joysticks:
Did I tell you I am a comedian?Did you see a lol emoji on my comment?Did she not look like MJ?
Your comment still don't make sense.
All I know is that don't ever compare Legendary MJ with that cross dresser.
Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Zfancy Pranks Bobrisky - Check Bobrisky's Real Face (No Editing) by Michaelfucker(m): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2021
Joysticks:
African Michael Jackson.
Stale.
Not Funny.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 9:44pm On Nov 23, 2021
OriOko88:

Lol.she's not really white like a typical erupoean or american. Shes more of latino or caribean sef undecided
Where did I say she was white?
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 9:45pm On Nov 22, 2021
MufasaLion:


Learn to read to understand and not to jump to comment! Yes they are age mates, but Rihanna is way bigger than A$AP in almost everything.
I can't argue with you. Because arguing online is a waste of time.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 9:43pm On Nov 22, 2021
CSTRR:

That lady with her innocent looking face and voice, you would think she doesn't know what pricckkk looks like.

Yeye girl.
Exactly.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 9:38pm On Nov 22, 2021
OriOko88:

A guy that huge will surely get big dick
Not all huge guys have a big dick. Don't be deceived.

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 9:37pm On Nov 22, 2021
Rilwayne001:
Read the guy has big gbola and all those female celebrities are just flocking after him. Lol
If he doesn't have a big gbola, do you think Kim would even date him ? Lol

The Kardashians/Jenner love big dicks.

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