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Celebrities › Re: Will Smith's Love Rival August Alsina Hits Back At Jada's 'entanglement' Bombshe by Michaelfucker(m): 7:06pm On Jul 12, 2020

Netanya:
Jada is small but mighty

What do you mean?

Celebrities › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong In Having An Open Marriage – Cynthia Obi-uchendu by Michaelfucker(m): 9:57pm On Jul 11, 2020

Don't be surprised
They're both having an extra marital affair

Celebrities › Re: Jada Pinkett Smith Confirms She Had A Relationship With August Alsina by Michaelfucker(m): 9:52pm On Jul 11, 2020

TheKingIsHere:
Working for them?

So, why has Will Smith always been crying whenever Jada cheats?

Lol
He will cry because there's nothing he can do about it. Jada has his mumu button and got him all wrapped around her fingers.....

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Romance › Re: Some Women Squirt And Some Don't: Why? by Michaelfucker(m): 7:42pm On Jul 08, 2020

senatepresido:
it depends on the level of thrusting and pre-intimacy... all women squirts

Very true

Romance › Re: Some Women Squirt And Some Don't: Why? by Michaelfucker(m): 7:39pm On Jul 08, 2020

Trayceey:
It's a fallacy. No Nigerian woman squirts

Really ?

Celebrities › Re: Eminem: The King Of Rap??? by Michaelfucker(m): 11:16am On Jul 06, 2020

Eminem, the best selling rapper of all time!!!

Phones › Samsung Vs Iphone by Michaelfucker(op): 3:20pm On Jun 18, 2020

Samsung or iPhone which is better?

Celebrities › Re: Tiwasavage Pepper Her Fans With Tie Front Crop Top, Show Off Her Cleavage. PICX by Michaelfucker(m): 4:41pm On May 07, 2020

Davash222:
Pepper who

HER FANS

Celebrities › Re: Tiwasavage Pepper Her Fans With Tie Front Crop Top, Show Off Her Cleavage. PICX by Michaelfucker(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2020

With those saggy boobs
Agbaya

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Celebrities › Re: Top Famous People That Doesn't Follow Anyone Back In Instagram (pictures) by Michaelfucker(m): 10:35am On Apr 14, 2020*

espn:
Na igberaga...mere mortals...She no even fit follow her husband...

It's not about proudness she has her reason for not following anybody and she's not the only one e.g Taylor Swift, Oprah Wilfrey, Eminem e.t.c don't also follow anybody too.

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Romance › Re: Pls How Can I Stop My Girlfriend From Double Dating by Michaelfucker(m): 1:34am On Apr 13, 2020

See this one, when people are busy fighting hunger, Corona, Armed robbery
You still dey carry woman matter for head.
1: 27 AM nawa ooo!

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Politics › Re: Covid 19 Lockdown: Abia State Governor Distributes Eba by Michaelfucker(m): 5:55pm On Apr 01, 2020

Eba!?This must be a joke and how long is that meal supposed to last?
14 days? This country is a joke!

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Celebrities › Re: Share Us The Hilarious Things You Found Yourself Doing During These Lockdown by Michaelfucker(m): 10:55am On Mar 31, 2020

I just found myself watching Porn grin

Health › Re: How Come Coronavirus Is Not In Russia And North Korea? by Michaelfucker(op): 11:59am On Mar 30, 2020

Humanoid01:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

If you're scared of clicking on the link, type "Coronavirus cases and deaths in Russia" on google.

Health › Re: How Come Coronavirus Is Not In Russia And North Korea? by Michaelfucker(op): 11:44am On Mar 30, 2020

Humanoid01:
Russia has 1836 cases and 9 deaths in total.

I don't believe that.

Health › How Come Coronavirus Is Not In Russia And North Korea? by Michaelfucker(op): 11:32am On Mar 30, 2020

Most countries are battling with the pandemic and how come I haven't heard any cases of the virus in Russia and North Korea.
I think something is fishy

Romance › What's Your Greatest Fear? by Michaelfucker(op): 8:08pm On Mar 17, 2020

My greatest fear is death, I'm so afraid of it but, I wish there was a medicine or cure for it.

You can also share yours.

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Celebrities › Re: See Reply Davido Gives To A Troll Who Says His Head Is Like An Emoji by Michaelfucker(m): 5:16pm On Mar 04, 2020

NextD18:
Davido's clapback is as weak as Banky W's erection.

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Romance › Re: I Think My Mother In Law Has Corona Virus So I Have Quarantined Her by Michaelfucker(m): 6:18pm On Mar 01, 2020

vybzkartel:
My mother in law visited us last week and from four days ago, she has been showing symptoms of the deadly Corona virus. She doesn't eat, sneezes a lot, coughs and vommits blood. Her eyes are looking read and her breasts have developed milk. Against my wife's (her daughter's) will, I have quarantined her inmediately . She is locked up in my garage to avoid any further spread of the virus. I have also killed my dogs, I fear they might have been infected and lastly I have quarantined myself.

Please help

So, you lock your wife mama for garage like animal.
Wetin Musa no go see for gate.

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Romance › What's Your Take On Marriage Proposal Issue? by Michaelfucker(op): 11:40am On Feb 25, 2020*

Is it right for a man to kneeel down while proposing to a lady? undecided

Is it normal to propose in public?

What is your take on it?

Nairaland General › Re: Guys, Am I A Seer Or Prophet Now? by Michaelfucker(m): 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2020

Mymynd4u:
So u think so?

Yeah

Nairaland General › Re: Guys, Am I A Seer Or Prophet Now? by Michaelfucker(m): 11:34pm On Feb 15, 2020

Maybe it's just coincidental
Who knows ?

Romance › Happy Valentine's Day by Michaelfucker(op): 7:25am On Feb 14, 2020

Happy Valentine's day to you all .

Romance › How Are You Planning To Celebrate Your Valentine? by Michaelfucker(op): 7:48pm On Feb 12, 2020

I'm planning to hang out with my babe at the Cinema .
What about you?

Celebrities › Re: The Winners Of This Quiz Gets N1000 Airtime..please No Spamming by Michaelfucker(m): 6:53pm On Feb 11, 2020

Romance › How Long Should A Normal Sex Last? by Michaelfucker(op): 6:50pm On Feb 10, 2020

How long should a normal sex last? embarassed

Nairaland General › What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Michaelfucker(op): 12:58pm On Feb 06, 2020

Most of us have gone through some embarrassing moment in public.

Mine was when I entered bus only to find out I left my wallet at home .
It's was so disgraceful.

The bus conductor insulted the hell out of me!

You can also share your experience

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Celebrities › Re: What Did You See In This Picture ? by Michaelfucker(op): 10:13am On Feb 05, 2020

Snipper007:
I need a psychologist

Lol

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Celebrities › What Did You See In This Picture ? by Michaelfucker(op): 9:30am On Feb 05, 2020

What did you see in this picture?

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