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Vinshu:
It's OK to discuss sex before marriage. It's a good thing. But actually having sex before marriage is not needed. That is just lust.

so it's until honeymoon night then u discover that his kini cannot stand,.i dont think prayer can make kini stand sha". besides if the girl is genophobic nko? Wetin u go do if u be the guy?

Cutehector:
As d "good guy" people think I am, (may Dey not ne deceived) I was discussin sex wit a gurl, she is a frnd of mine sha, so she was like, so hector u knw all this things, I tot u wr a good guy, I come tell am, wait ooo, shey God no knw why him giv man dick and woman kitty?



Even pastors who u think are righteous do bad things in d bedroom.. Den na me, hector go dey form holier dan thou...

if u jt mention the word se* they will tag u as a fuckaolic" and create an automatic profile for you. There was this girl sef that I told: she said " I don't want to discuss sex until I am ready for it", so is it when u want to do it gan that you will now talk about it I said,na im she talk yes o.

Hi there ladies, oh & gentlemen too. I was minding my business jejely on social media when I came across a post trending on Instagram, apparently written by a Victor Chigozie Ibeh. I’m assuming Victor is a man, so errm for a man to give this advice I would say we should probably listen. I didn’t say do o, I said listen.

So the post reads “Dear Lady, before you marry him, discuss sex. Don’t spiritualize it. Sex is important. Infact you can’t do without it. Be sure that he has a working penis. You need his penis more than you need his speaking in tongues. God created the penis and Vagina for a purpose; and they have to be put to use. Remember that any tree that does not bear fruit will be uprooted. Don’t allow anyone to deceive you. Speaking in tongues will not stop you from being wet. After the tongues comes the cock. –Victor Chigozie Ibeh.”

I swear I found it hard to keep a straight face while reading this, and I swear this is the problem with a lot of us Nigerian women. We cannot discuss bedroom matters with a straight face.

Back to Victor’s “words of wisdom”; I’ve always been a supporter of keeping your legs closed before marriage, and I applaud those who do it, but I do not judge those who don’t either. To each his own abeg. This was until my dear friend married a spiri-koko guy some 5/6 years back who would not even kiss her while dating and was even appalled at the mention of sex between non married folks. He believed sex was to be discussed by only married folks. This sounds like good advice abi? Well wouldn’t it be too late if you waited till you got married to discuss sex? Oh, by the way, bros spiri-koko could not get it up in bed and my friend who was dying to be a pastor Mrs. in future didn’t know until 2 weeks after they got married when she was more or less determined to rape her husband. The concluding part of their story is for another day.

When my friend told me what was going on, I swear my stance on “test driving” went from sitting on the fence to YOU MUST TEST, but DO NOT NECESSARILY DRIVE.  This is how I see it: Every time I’ve been to a mechanic, or a car dealership I’ve always seen either or both the mechanic and the car owner/buyer lifting the hood of the car up and taking a good look at the engine; and also leaning their ears in to hear the engine’s performance. I’m assuming by looking at and listening intently to the engine, the buyer/owner is making sure he/she does not take home a lemon. I think they believe if there’s a defect in the engine it could possibly be spotted by lifting the hood up and paying attention.

Now to be double sure that what they’ve seen matches the performance, some will take the car for a test drive before finally paying the mechanic or seller for the vehicle. Biko, what is wrong in applying this same methodology to your sex life? I leave the test drive part to each person (but please remember you don’t have to drive each car you come across) .Make sure you catch a glimpse of his “engine”, actually scratch glimpse, make sure you take a good look at the engine and make sure it can stand, there are no visible damages, and most importantly that it actually does exist BEFORE you sign the dotted line.

Some people will frown at what I just said but please don’t forget that the heart of man is desperately wicked (e.g. my friend’s husband who used Spiri-kokoness to cover the fact that his engine is defective and didn’t think it necessary to inform her before marriage). Once you take the “engine” home and everyone has associated you as the owner of the “engine” it is not easy to return it back for manufacturer defect or user defect; there is no 30 day warranty on these “engines” oo.

In essence, I agree with Victor. Bro, you have spoken well. Let she that has ears hear o. We don’t want to come and read stories that touch the heart on Aunty Bella.

Sex is not the end of the world – yes we know, but how would you handle it if you didn’t know your husband has a defective penis, I mean he kept it a secret under the guise of no sex before marriage?  Also, when people say discuss sex before marriage, what exactly are you supposed to say to each other? “Babe, lift up you skirt, abi take down your trousers let me see what you working with? “How often a week are we looking at? Are you a Christian Grey or a Christian Missionary? Should we order a karma-sutra book? Are we praying before or not?

I know I would be reeling in laughter if  I had a conversation about it and I definitely will not keep a straight face.

People, how did your sex conversation go with your intended? Please come and share.

Love is a beautiful thing.

source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2015/05/15/seun-akinlosotu-test-drive-the-engine/
cc lalasticlala ishilove farano

nice write-up op. but the RAM is not directly and necessarily related to the storage, it's the ROM that does that. (the part where you mention 2gb and 1gb, flashy phone...).

omo, no be by face oo. Even pretty woman like this sef dey tiff! Wetin d Wowo one go come dey do?

hi, I am an aspiring radiographer. I will like to know more, experiences and other factors attached to being a radiographer.

call me 08102358630, I will give you the details.

ewizard1:
Imagine S5 at N19,500.

I swear, if i'm the S5 owner, i'll bluntly curse the lady.
(Ma sè èpé fún)

lol! not you too. that matrix thingy is poo. s5 way come out when?

Seundej:
Hello,

Morning guys, sorry am a new registered user......so I don't pretty much know the ethics. I just wana ask the guy with the trade in experience. How much do u wana sell ur Q10, am quite interested.

27k not neg.

good 4 am, please hit like if u feel he should have injured more? Nd share if u feel he should change his godamm shoes.

Hello! Good-evening folks. I don't post on facebook. But due to to fact that this issue of privacy is not taken too serious by the higher-up I feel the need to educate the ignorant. I have seen some many post on facebook from my so called "facebook" friends" and trust me, not all are gratifying. 
Ok, here is the deal: not that I blame you, but it's still your handiwork indirectly. Remember those times when facebook was still the bomb, then you gave permission to any application that requires your facebook login? Yes, am sure you remember, also don't forget those games that you gave facebook authorization to post an update, view your friend list and use your personal data. 
To cut the story short, some of these "authorised applications" are responsible for posting those explicit and obscene stuffs on your wall. I find it really funny when I seen people saying their account was hacked; hacked by who,when, how and why? It has been hacked from the onset!
Solution: unsubcribe from those pages, de-authorise those applications. 
1. If you are using opera-mini for mobile phones like me then follow these step. >log in to your wall>go to "settings and privacy">under this go to "apps" it's has this cube icon by the side>you will then see the following option i."logged in with facebook" ii. "Platform" iii. "Apps other use" iiii. "Old versions of facebook for mobile". These is strenuous part, go to "logged in with facebook" option click the apps one by one and select "remove" after these go to "platform" select "NO" for "game invites and application" and them select "edit" and then "turn off platform" OR
2.if you can't go true that stress, simply go to "platform" and select "NO" for "game invites and application" and then select "edit" and "turn off platform". Also go to "apps other use" and disable it. You should see something like this. 

For other browsers just look for "account settings" and you will find the accompanying option I mentioned earlier.
 NB: you cannot use the facebook application, you have to use your browser.
Btw, don't mind the mistakes and errors in my write-up...You can thank me later, and please don't forget to share.
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Source: Me.

that's an affiliate link, OP why u like wayo like dis ehn? if I hear say I click am la clìck la beñd! Gerrahere!

this news is shallow. the abductors didn't collect a ransom, and he was just allowed to go freely? is it just me or something is missing?

bigtt76:
A lesson to us all, electronic or mechanical devices depreciates in value so there's no gain in investing that huge sum of money buying them and expecting to get back value when reselling.... doesn't work that way.

noted.

menix:
Civilized man still replying an uncivilized man's comment
U re a muntula I swear..

glad you know that.

menix:
My friend shut up, it's 20k..

Bought one for my broda early April for 30k, this is September muntula..

The worst is that u re selling a nigerian used..

you can keep your bloodclot uncivilised comment to yourself, I aint gat time for mofos like you. Shey Na by force to comment kwa?

Can you?

runzlord:
You are not the only customer, and in business you can't win the heart of ALL customers, you did not find the deal attractive does not mean every other customer would not, who knows, you might be among the 'few' whose heart were not won by the business. Because if you guys where in 'noticeable majority', the business won't go on!

If you ask me, a brand new q10 is around 40k, 2nd hand is around 25k, so 15k they offered you is a good bargain. Just like majority on this tread are saying, so again, you are among the 'few'

noted.

Where the number now?

cyberghost:
Pls can someone tell me how to get my camon c8 rooted and if that is not possible then i guess i wanna sell it.

OP, Shey u wan swap for #q10? It's still clean and the OS is the latest 10.3.2. You can reach me on my cell no:+2348102358630

menix:
But OP ow much do u think a fairly used Q10 is at the market now?

Pls find out nd quit screaming.

Nigga, it is within the range of 25-31k. So stop whining!

Hello! Good-morning folks. I don't post on facebook. But due to to fact that this issue of privacy is not taken too serious by the higher-up I feel the need to educate the ignorant. I have seen some many post on facebook from my so called "facebook" friends" and trust me, not all are gratifying. 
Ok, here is the deal: not that I blame you, but it's still your handiwork indirectly. Remember those times when facebook was still the bomb, then you gave permission to any application that requires your facebook login? Yes, am sure you remember, also don't forget those games that you gave facebook authorization to post an update, view your friend list and use your personal data. 
To cut the story short, some of these "authorised applications" are responsible for posting those explicit and obscene stuffs on your wall. I find it really funny when I seen people saying their account was hacked; hacked by who,when, how and why? It has been hacked from the onset!
Solution: unsubcribe from those pages, de-authorise those applications. 
1. If you are using opera-mini for mobile phones like me then follow these step. >log in to your wall>go to "settings and privacy">under this go to "apps" it's has this cube icon by the side>you will then see the following option i."logged in with facebook" ii. "Platform" iii. "Apps other use" iiii. "Old versions of facebook for mobile". These is strenuous part, go to "logged in with facebook" option click the apps one by one and select "remove" after these go to "platform" select "NO" for "game invites and application" and them select "edit" and then "turn off platform" OR
2.if you can't go true that stress, simply go to "platform" and select "NO" for "game invites and application" and then select "edit" and "turn off platform". Also go to "apps other use" and disable it. You should see something like this. 

For other browsers just look for "account settings" and you will find the accompanying option I mentioned earlier.
 NB: you cannot use the facebook application, you have to use your browser.
Btw, don't mind the mistakes and errors in my write-up...You can thank me later, and please don't forget to share.

Source: Me.

Cc:lalasticlala ishilove puskin

ddjay:
mine was Sony xperia e1 and curve 8,d guy told me the 2 phones will be 8k.my mind scream. NO WONDER PEOPLE RARELY PATRONIZE SLOT MATRIX.SOME SELLERS AROUND SLOT ARE NOT AWARE OF THE PHONE SWAP THING SLOT DOES

imagine?

runzlord:
I wasn't expecting her to say 25k - 50k either.
this is business, their business, they can't obviously receive your phone from you at a price someone could get the same phone 'used' somewhere else. If there are going to sell your phone or whatever they do with it, they need to make PROFIT. And one rule of making larger profit is bargaining for cheaper cost price.

yes business is business I totally agree. Does that now mean the customer must lose? universally, customer is king in all business.

yomalex:
this is real funny

that matrix thing is useless ehn

Whizpeter:
Bro ya experience ain't new in this part of the world.. We see and hear things like this everyday...

not for me

Sometimes, ‎you may think you have got the best things in the world. But these same things you value so much can be shit or taken as shit to some people. Below is an excerpt of my experience at the newly introduced matrix trade-in at slot Nigeria.

Am going to be very brief so you don't have to worry that it will just be "a long and boring story".
So, I went to the infamous computer village with the aim of swapping my BlackBerry Q10 for a high-end android phone. I had tecno-camon in mind. I specifically went to slot and met with the Matrix trade-in agent, luckily for me it was a girl. So I wooed her a little and showed her my phone to check. After the so called "inspection" she told me it is valued at 15k! I simply told her to give me my phone then asked how on earth a phone I bough 50k now 40k is valued at 15 f*cking thousand naira She just said that's the value and each phone has a fixed price. One guy came later with a tecno h7, guess what she told the guy? 8k! Another with samsung S5 was valued at #19,500!  So my fellow nairalanders, the lesson of the story is that matrix trade-in is crap and uncalled for. Btw, my phone is just a year old and it's still very neat.
Disclaimer: this is just my opinion based on my experience and some other factors concerning the program. You can critic but don't forget the saying "experience is the best teacher".

Cc:lalasticlala, dragnet, puskin.
It's still up for sale oo or swapping if you have tecno camon.

9 , we no dey shout.

price and where to find?

die hard fan, keep wishing *swallows chewing gum*

delete.