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Romance / Re: 8 Hot Lessons I Learnt About Women Recently. by michaelou(m): 7:09pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Not entirely true but since its your experience that goes without saying. lemme just type dis, dere was diis gurl proving "hard to get" and dis same gurl has never gone out with any guy in her entire life. after she succumb to my sweetness (I am actually sweet) I asked why she took that long to say yes, guess what? she said "I wanted to see how long you can persevere?? |
Romance / Re: After Two Weeks Of No Intimacy See The Story She Came Up With by michaelou(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2016 |
sayyid:OP, what dis dude said is true. The question u asked might have come to her like a shock and she must have already pondered on how u found out for the period of two weeks as u mentioned. But I think u should dig deep and find out if the story is true and she's just using that to get back with you. she may be casted for all we know. what u find out should give you an idea of what you do...leave her for good or continue? Btw, did u have an intention of putting ring to it I mean before the question thingy? cos I saw someone typing something marriage related? 1 Like |
Health / Re: You Will Never Throw Away Rice Water After Reading This...! by michaelou(m): 5:32pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Mrs or miss, what's the source? |
Nairaland / General / Netflix Is Now In Nigeria by michaelou(m): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
just saw this on the MTN official facebook page. Guess it's that time to #NETFLIXandchill.
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Religion / Re: TB Joshua & Ayo Babalola Listed Among World’s Most Famous Prophets by michaelou(m): 2:10pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
babatgtr:Actually sir! he his. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Ayo_Babalola |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua & Ayo Babalola Listed Among World’s Most Famous Prophets by michaelou(m): 2:10pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
babatgtr:Actually sir! he his. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua & Ayo Babalola Listed Among World’s Most Famous Prophets by michaelou(m): 2:03pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: In Her Opinion, Does This Justify Don Jazzy Action? (snapshot) by michaelou(m): 3:57pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
kenny091:As in thank you very much @kenny091 for highlighting the adekunle Gold "part" seems pple are more keen on the "jabs" thingy. "Let's be sincere, adekunle Gold, this award doesn't belong to you lil kesh is our next rated" like Wtf is adekunle not a ybnl soldier? I know his genre of music is different but that speech is just outrageous the guy just dey smile for stage? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: In Her Opinion, Does This Justify Don Jazzy Action? (snapshot) by michaelou(m): 3:52pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
kenny091:As in thank you very much @kenny091 for highlighting the adekunle Gold "part" seems pple are more keen on the "jabs" thingy. "Let's be sincere, adekunle Gold, this award doesn't belong to you lil kesh is our next rated" like Wtf is adekunle not a ybnl soldier? I know his genre of music is different but that speech is just outrageous the guy just dey smile for stage? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Prominent Nigerians Who May Be Jailed In 2016 (PHOTOS) by michaelou(m): 4:20pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
mostly hausas and fulanis. just passing by. |
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by michaelou(m): 4:00pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Febby9:yea sure. I graduated with the 11/12 set. |
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by michaelou(m): 11:52pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
LEGITLAYO:An xcommando cool! what's the name? I also stayed in murdeless back in the days. U slapped spesh? am sure he deserves it, just don't try the same for agama" |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Neduzze5:halleluyah! |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
daclint:choose the best, u will know it when u see it. then u can test drive. |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 7:07pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
daclint:not at all. read the comments biko? |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 7:04pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Setaje:yes, your opinion is universal. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 7:02pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
feaworaoja007:yes, I really appreciate this. thank you |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 6:59pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Ruthbaro10:my sister you are harsh oo haba! Na to change the engine nah if u like the car design, whatyasay? |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 6:56pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
galantjoe:you are welcome sir. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 6:44pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Neduzze5:oga neduzze5, na person who has a psychological fear of sexual relations or sexual intercourse |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 6:33pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
rita25:na so oo my sister, the main thing is it must yield positive from both the male and female. |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 6:28pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
emmanuel596:haba! u suppose treat me with care nah, if u scratch am now who go buy am? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 11:24am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Vinshu:better. the last I checked infertility in women and impotency in men no dey show for face. And besides, impotency can be detected by laboratory tests but infertility can't be until the deed is done. And if it can be detected please enlighten me. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 11:03am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:lwkmh |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 10:58am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Harbosede02:yeah, the main thing is to get the message. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 10:54am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:just pray say make u no jam or meet genophobic babe" |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 10:50am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Vinshu:so it's until honeymoon night then u discover that his kini cannot stand,.i dont think prayer can make kini stand sha". besides if the girl is genophobic nko? Wetin u go do if u be the guy? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 10:47am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:if u jt mention the word se* they will tag u as a fuckaolic" and create an automatic profile for you. There was this girl sef that I told: she said " I don't want to discuss sex until I am ready for it", so is it when u want to do it gan that you will now talk about it I said,na im she talk yes o. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by michaelou(m): 10:08am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Hi there ladies, oh & gentlemen too. I was minding my business jejely on social media when I came across a post trending on Instagram, apparently written by a Victor Chigozie Ibeh. I’m assuming Victor is a man, so errm for a man to give this advice I would say we should probably listen. I didn’t say do o, I said listen. So the post reads “Dear Lady, before you marry him, discuss sex. Don’t spiritualize it. Sex is important. Infact you can’t do without it. Be sure that he has a working penis. You need his penis more than you need his speaking in tongues. God created the penis and Vagina for a purpose; and they have to be put to use. Remember that any tree that does not bear fruit will be uprooted. Don’t allow anyone to deceive you. Speaking in tongues will not stop you from being wet. After the tongues comes the cock. –Victor Chigozie Ibeh.” I swear I found it hard to keep a straight face while reading this, and I swear this is the problem with a lot of us Nigerian women. We cannot discuss bedroom matters with a straight face. Back to Victor’s “words of wisdom”; I’ve always been a supporter of keeping your legs closed before marriage, and I applaud those who do it, but I do not judge those who don’t either. To each his own abeg. This was until my dear friend married a spiri-koko guy some 5/6 years back who would not even kiss her while dating and was even appalled at the mention of sex between non married folks. He believed sex was to be discussed by only married folks. This sounds like good advice abi? Well wouldn’t it be too late if you waited till you got married to discuss sex? Oh, by the way, bros spiri-koko could not get it up in bed and my friend who was dying to be a pastor Mrs. in future didn’t know until 2 weeks after they got married when she was more or less determined to rape her husband. The concluding part of their story is for another day. When my friend told me what was going on, I swear my stance on “test driving” went from sitting on the fence to YOU MUST TEST, but DO NOT NECESSARILY DRIVE. This is how I see it: Every time I’ve been to a mechanic, or a car dealership I’ve always seen either or both the mechanic and the car owner/buyer lifting the hood of the car up and taking a good look at the engine; and also leaning their ears in to hear the engine’s performance. I’m assuming by looking at and listening intently to the engine, the buyer/owner is making sure he/she does not take home a lemon. I think they believe if there’s a defect in the engine it could possibly be spotted by lifting the hood up and paying attention. Now to be double sure that what they’ve seen matches the performance, some will take the car for a test drive before finally paying the mechanic or seller for the vehicle. Biko, what is wrong in applying this same methodology to your sex life? I leave the test drive part to each person (but please remember you don’t have to drive each car you come across) .Make sure you catch a glimpse of his “engine”, actually scratch glimpse, make sure you take a good look at the engine and make sure it can stand, there are no visible damages, and most importantly that it actually does exist BEFORE you sign the dotted line. Some people will frown at what I just said but please don’t forget that the heart of man is desperately wicked (e.g. my friend’s husband who used Spiri-kokoness to cover the fact that his engine is defective and didn’t think it necessary to inform her before marriage). Once you take the “engine” home and everyone has associated you as the owner of the “engine” it is not easy to return it back for manufacturer defect or user defect; there is no 30 day warranty on these “engines” oo. In essence, I agree with Victor. Bro, you have spoken well. Let she that has ears hear o. We don’t want to come and read stories that touch the heart on Aunty Bella. Sex is not the end of the world – yes we know, but how would you handle it if you didn’t know your husband has a defective penis, I mean he kept it a secret under the guise of no sex before marriage? Also, when people say discuss sex before marriage, what exactly are you supposed to say to each other? “Babe, lift up you skirt, abi take down your trousers let me see what you working with? “How often a week are we looking at? Are you a Christian Grey or a Christian Missionary? Should we order a karma-sutra book? Are we praying before or not? I know I would be reeling in laughter if I had a conversation about it and I definitely will not keep a straight face. People, how did your sex conversation go with your intended? Please come and share. Love is a beautiful thing. source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2015/05/15/seun-akinlosotu-test-drive-the-engine/ cc lalasticlala ishilove farano 85 Likes 12 Shares |
Phones / Re: SOLUTION : Low Storage Memory Of Your Gadgets by michaelou(m): 7:36pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
nice write-up op. but the RAM is not directly and necessarily related to the storage, it's the ROM that does that. (the part where you mention 2gb and 1gb, flashy phone...). 1 Like |
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