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I no even understand this country again! heat wan kill person ooh, even the weather dey corrupt, corruption every where, I be think say na harmattan we dey?? wind supposed to the blow na.
cold supposed to dey enter person body, but na heat wan kill us here

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NeeKlaus:
Nonsense. Just think about something that is repulsive or something non-sexual.

Whenever I have an erection and I want it to go away, I think about FOOD.

Chaii! Are you serious

@ thepostz


[sup]Appropriate And Desirable Seven Ways To Stop An Unwanted Erection[/sup]

Erections are the product of a healthy bodily function that is useful when a man wants to have sex or masturbate, but unwanted erection can be disgraceful. Sometimes, however, an erection happens when a man does not want one. What are the best ways to stop an unwanted erection?

Seven Ways To Stop Unwanted Erection

Reaching Orgasm and ejaculating will usually get rid of an erection, but this is not always appropriate or desirable.
It may be helpful for a man to learn other methods of stopping an erection. These include:

1. Waiting calmly

A simple way to deal with an unwanted erection is to wait for it to go away. The following may help:

sitting down
breathing slowly
remaining calm
To reduce embarrassment, covering the erection with a long jacket, shirt, or laptop may help. It is important to remember that while the erection may seem obvious to the person experiencing it, most people will not have noticed, so there is no reason to be anxious.



2. Meditation

Meditation can help to get rid of an erection and stop a person from focusing on arousing thoughts. To try meditation, a person should:

breathe slowly and deeply.

focus on the sound of the breath.

try repeating a word or phrase over and over to focus the mind.

acknowledge distracting thoughts and then imagine letting them go, refocusing on the sound of the breath
Meditation can aid relaxation and is accessible to everyone. Some people find meditation difficult when they first try it, but there are meditation classes and apps that may help.Before relying on meditation to get rid of an erection, it is a good idea to practice it throughout the day.

3. Distraction

Distracting the mind with other thoughts can help get rid of an erection. The following may help:

avoiding thinking about anything arousing

focusing on solving a mathematical problem

recalling a speech or poem or solving a riddle

4. Repositioning

Changing a sitting or standing position may also help a man get rid of an erection. Doing so may help move clothing that may have been touching the penis and stimulating it.
Switching positions may also help a man hide his erection if he is in a public or uncomfortable situation.

5. Showering in cold water

Taking a cold shower is a traditional remedy for getting rid of an erection that works well for some men. However, showering is not always practical.

6. Having a warm bath

Although some men use a cold shower, others find that a warm bath helps get rid of an erection.
A warm bath can help a person relax and reduce arousal. It can also make it easier to pass urine, which may help an erection go away.

7. Gentle exercise

Some men find gentle exercise can help get rid of an erection. Jogging and using an exercise bike are simple exercises to try.

https://thepostz.com/2018/02/04/seven-ways-to-stop-unwanted-erection/

fake list, where is Okoroewu and imo state

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https://thepostz.com/2018/02/03/uber-driver-partnership/

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What Are The Reasons to Send You kid To  boarding School?

Boarding school better than day school, Over the years, there have been issues regarding boarding schools and day school in Nigeria. The fact still remain that boarding schools are more expensive than the day school.  There are a lot of reasons to send your kid to boarding school, there are some advantages why parents should send their kids to boarding schools instead of day school. Are boarding schools really better than day schools? Are students in boarding schools more intelligent than the day Students? These are questions which people tend to ask over time, we are going to outline some of the advantages and benefits of boarding school over day school. Is boarding school better than day school??. We are going to let you be the judge of that.[img][/img]

Boarding School Better Than Day School?

there are a lots of reasons to send you kids to boarding schools, but in my opinion, boarding school is better than day school, students who are in boarding school are mentally and emotionally strong, most students find it hard to live in boarding school, a lot of them do cry when ever their parents come visiting. Boarding schools tend to teach moral and value which is lacking in today life.

Discipline

Discipline is one of the major reasons to send you kid to boarding school. Boarding school students are well-disciplined than the day school students. Discipline makes boarding school better than day school. There are different factors which contributes to the well discipline of secondary school hostel students. There are different set of rules which guide the boarding school students, for example, a boarding school student knows that he has to wake up on time, brush, do his morning duty(maybe sweeping the hostel, washing of toilet etc) take his bath on time, go to dinning in order not miss his breakfast.

Punctual

Punctual is one of the reasons to send your kid to boarding school. When it comes to time, boarding school students are good time managers than the day school students. Every day-to-day activities being carry out in boarding school have its specific time, we made reference to dinning time which is the most crucial among all. When you miss your meal, you have to go hungry and patiently wait for the next meal. Especially in boarding schools that doesn't allow provision, like the missionary school.

Hard Working

Yes hard work is one of the main  reasons to send you kid to boarding school. Boarding schools breed students to be hard-working, the students who neglect their morning duties are being penalized. Those who hide during manual labor are not left out, they will be punished. Most students who come from the rich family find it hard to wash their clothes by their selves and carry out other mini duties. But in boarding schools, the case is different, nobody will wash your clothes for you, you will have to do it by your self.

Socialization

Social activity of the kid is also a reasons why boarding school is better than day school. Boarding school plays a key role when it comes to socialization . Most kids find it hard to socialize and mingle with other kids, boarding school tend to bring together kids with different background and characters. A dull kid will end up being outspoken and bright. Some kids find it difficult  to speak in public, they tend to be afraid, but with the aid of boarding school, the kid will know how to relate with people he doesn't know.

Academic Performance

The kid academic performance is another reason to send your kid to boarding school. I wouldn't say that boarding school kids are more intelligent than the day school. Rather, I will say that boarding school students perform academically better than the day school. There is time for everything, the boarding school student tend to utilize his reading time than that of the day school. A day students may not have time to read after school due to many factors or might be busy doing nothing, but a boarding student will have time to read after school, because they are forced to go fot night prep(reading) every day for about 2 or more.

Free time

Most time, it is difficult for some parents to look after their kids at home,it could be as a result of their job. especially, bankers that leave home as early as 7am to be back by 8pm or 10pm when there is tragic for people staying in major cities like Lagos. A boarding school is perfect for such parents, it will be a home away from home.

Feel free to Add yours!!

https://thepostz.com/2018/02/01/boarding-school-better-than-day-school/

funny though

_{Trending Penis Cake in Taiwan}

@thepostz

Really don't what's wrong with our generation, look at what is trending, A cake that is been made to look like a Penis. A lot of people seems to make fun of it, as large number of people patronizing the cake, guess that's what is in vogue now.

Lol wonderso shall never end, I know most Nigerians will like to have a bite of this unique dick head cake most especially girls as seen in the video, mostly ladies are the ones eating the cake


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSiX0IUFXYw

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diz guy dey lie, how can that pic be 2000?? na 1996 be that

I no even understand this nairaland ooo! how can this make front page?? lol have a post here with 52220 view and 100 post, e no make first page, na waa

IamLaura:
Mtn is the worst network to use and browse.
Very expensive data bundles and it exhausts fast.
Recently ported to Glo for my internet usage and I'm loving it.

global network is very slow, even the 4gig dry offer, I end up not using half of it before month end. glo no dey try at all

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[b]Doro mama (tiwa) spotted between two richest musicians in the world

Doro mama (tiwa) spotted between two richest musicians in the world.
Doro mama and a mother of one spotted in an exquisite picture with two billionaires of music industry in the world

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A Talented Biafran Man who is an Undergraduate and Uneducated build a Plane like car out of nothing in Onitsha Anambra State

An Undeducated and Undergraduate talented Biafran man built a car that look more like a jet, the man shut down the the City of Onitsha in Anambra State today with one of his Inovation.

He built a car that look more like a plan or private jet. multitude of people from different works of life gathered to watch as they were marveled with such Innovation, such scene created heavy traffic in Onitsha upper iweka

According to the talented biafran man who build a car that look more like a jet , he said that what we see is just one of his major creation, according to him, he claim to drove the jet like car all the way from Aba in Abia State to Onitsha.

if only this country recognized Biafra or let the Biafra people to create a sovereign State of their own, such talent of his will not go unnotice or will be recognized and with the aid and support of Government he will build more Advanced prototype of the car, which will in turn create jobs and boost the economy of the biafran people.

See the video of the man driving away in his car

http://www.mnnaija.com/2018/01/a-telanted-biafran-man-build-car-that-looks-like-a-plane.html

how do I do keywords research? which tool can one use for that??

mickadeyemi:
No doubt WordPress is really convenient but it will cost some money to get it online unlike blogger that you can start for free.
Like me now I started with blogger, I had a lot of challenges, but I kept learning online from other top blogger users, I was able to design my blog up to this extent check http://automatenaija..com.ng before I moved to WordPress, WordPress as really been convenient to use with alot plugins that can make you look like a real web developer.
I did a lot of html editing on blogger but on WordPress I haven't done it once, and am still able to design my blog to taste checky WordPress www.automatenaija.com.ng

how much will it cost to get WordPress online?

AnodaIT:
That's what people fail to understand. Most times they are fooled by the green dots of yoast but I tell you, if you work your meta tag and Blogger seo well, Google bots will crawl Blogger blog faster than WordPress

However, for design and professional look, WordPress has it

I have no knowledge of SEO I have been reading different articles about it, but I don't know how to write a good SEO article, how do I work on my meta tag??

please what is h1?
how do I include it when writing an article?

please nairalanders and webmasterz, am new to blogging, am using blogger. I find it difficult to get views from Google, I really need help! please between Blogger and WordPress which one is easier or simple to use for I have no knowledge of html and coding, which one will be able to rank higher in Google or have more advantage? I really need help or someone to teach me about SEO and how to create a good SEO article to rank in Google.

A man use an unidentified substance to treat people's eyes in onitsha.

The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) is a Nigerian
federal agency under the Federal Ministry of Health that is responsible for regulating and controlling the manufacture, importation, exportation, advertisement, distribution, sale and use of food , drugs , cosmetics,

medical devices , chemicals and packaged water . We believe that the man has no NAFDAC registration number yet some women let him to use the concoction on them.

He claimed to be a herbalist or local doctor, as people referred to him at onitsha upper iweka, he uses some kind of concoction to remove jelly like substance from random women eyes in onitsha Anambra state Nigeria, As people from different works of life gathered to watch him perform wonders

The funny thing is the man keep saying those jelly like substance that comes out of their eyes is the cause of syphilis, fibroid, name it all kind of diseases.

I don't just know why some people will pull all kind of stuff to rob other prople's money, is obvious the man is a scam and fake, yet people patronize him, as he sold a good number of his package concoction.

see video@

http://mnpost..com/2017/12/random-women-eyes-discharge-jelly-like.html

Here are some of the benefits of Drinking lime water in the morning



1. Treat gastric disorder


Lime can be an important part in the treating gastric disorders such as indigestion, constipation and peptic ulcer. It has ability to stops the occurrence of certain indigestion, burning feeling in the chest due to high acidity in the stomach, and vomiting. Lime water also can make the digestion process better after you consume spicy or hot food.

2. Cure tonsilitis


Regular consumption of lime water in the morning can be helpful in treating tonsilitis as the fruits contains curative substance for tonsilitis. Tonsilitis is an infection that affected tonsils and it is caused by viral or bacterial infection. Lime contains high vitamin C that can fight inflammation and protect the body from such infection.

3. Promote healthy digestion


Lime water can be used as carminative in indigestion process. It promotes digestion by releasing carbonic acid and gas. Research also reported that lime water can increase intestinal motility and cure chrnic constipation by promoting the liver to produce biliary.

4. Aids in weight loss


Drinking lime water in the morning also a recommended therapy in weight reduction and in loss program and obesity. In the mornings stomach is empty, lime water can be consumed and ingested for 2-3 months to reduce weight effectively. But it is also important to keep eating pattern and exercise as well.

5. Detoxify the blood


Limes as well as lemon contain high antioxidant and phytochemical contents which aids in purify the blood from certain toxic and metabolism waste.

6. Relieve asthma


Asthma is an allergy which usually occur on respiratory muscle resulting of hardly breathing process. Drinking lemon water in the morning can be helpful to relieve asthma since it contains high antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. A study which published in World Journal of Pharmacy and Pharmacheutical reported that lime juice contain antibacterial substance which can reduce the contraction of smooth muscle in respiratory tract.

7. Prevent cold


The anti-viral properties in lime water and strengthen immune system to fight infections and inhibit the progress of a cold. Drink lime water regularly in the morning to provide the body with vitamin C and other healthy substance that is required to combat virus or bacteria.

8. Prevent scurvy


By drinking a glass of diluted fresh lime juice you can relieve the pain of swollen gums that used to be the sign of scurvy. In old times, sailors brought lime with them over their voyage to prevent this disease that caused by inadequate vitamin C consumption.

9. Fight inflammation


Even though limes water are sour and contain high acidity, they are actually can set the body on alkalize pH balace which is effective in the treatment of some inflammatory disorders like arthritis and rheumatism. Drinking lime water in the morning can also prevent the accumulation of uric acid in the tissues, thus may aids in reducing the risks of gout.

10. Maintain healthy skin


Healthy body can be seen through skin and drinking lime water in the morning may give you significant effect to the skin. Due to their high contain of antioxidant, limes water can prevent the damage on skin that caused by free radicals. It also effective in removing pimples and prevent wrinkle which is sign of aging. Vitamin C content in lime water can trigger the skin to produce the collagen which important to keep firm and tight skin.

11. Treat sore throat


If you got sore throat problem, just mix one part lime juice with one part lukewarm water in the morning and drink it. You may add a pinch of sea salt to boost the effect. Before you drink the lime water, gargle it frequently and feel the soothing sensation on your throat.

12. Enhance mood


Health Benefits of Drinking Lime Water in the Morning could enhance your mood. Regular consumption of lime water may beneficial in enhancing mood since it contains high vitamin C and antioxidant that can promotes the brain to produce serotonin, a substance that give calm effect to the body.

13. Remove bad breath


Bad breath used to be experienced by most people in the morning. Drinking lime water in the morning may help to freshen breath. It is better if you drink the lime water after you brush your teeth because strong acid on lime water can erode the enamel of teeth.

14. Rehydrate the body


During sleeping whole night, the body lose some of its fluid and drinking lime water in the morning can be effective to rehydrate the body and increase the metabolism process which aids in energy production.

15. Protect liver


Liver is main organ in the body which play important role in detoxification process. Lime water which is drank in the morning can promote the liver to produce more enzyme that take part in the detoxification process. The high level of antioxidant in lime water also posses a protective agent that can save the liver from free radicals effect.

16. Prevent cancer


Lime water contains high vitamin C that can fight the free radicals and pathogen effect that are the main cause of cancer. The antioxidant content of lime water can also promote the apoptosis of mutated cell which lead to reduce the spread of cancer.

17. Reduce the risk of heart disease


Drinking lime water in the morning can keep your heart and blood vessel from certain cardiovascular disease. The fiber and antioxidant content of limes have ability to reduce bad cholesterol level and prevent the cholesterol from entering blood vessel which may cause blood vessel thickening.

http://mnpost..com/2017/12/health-benefits-of-drinking-lime-water.html

how much?

Oga! I have read many articles online, everybody copy each other, what am sure is that one person owns the original article. even aunty Linda copy her story from somewhere, blogging of today is Who God favors, Grace

am new to blogging! please webmasters and gurus I need help ooh! I got more than 2000 views on my blog, yet I couldn't make up 1$

Is this normal?

Could this be a pro?

What is the cause?

@mnnaija

this is funny, please is it proper for security or a policeman to fix his gun? or is it supposed to be fixed by the government? ?

http://www.mnnaija.com/2017/11/nigerian-policeman-fixing-his-gun-at.html?m=1

There has been rumour that the APC governorship cadidate ,Tony Nwoye is importing voters from Northern States for the forthcoming Election as First Badge arrives from Jigawa State last night.

APC Candidate in Anambra Gubernatorial Election has started the importation of Northern voters into Anambra. According to our source last night,25 hummer buses filled with people from Jigawa State entered Awka through Enugu. They are currently parked around Prisons Amawbia waiting to be directed on where to sleep.
http://www.mnnaija.com/2017/11/apc-importing-voters-from-north-to-rig.html

this cant be true

mrfoxx:
What is your location

......Anambra state

plz nairalanders i need help, my samsung galaxy s4 verizon automatically changes from 3g to 2g, is there a way or any app i can use to forcefully turn on 2g or 3g when needed, without allowing the phone to choose for me on its own??

yes i have a clean S4

if igbo leave lagos, is gona be a waste land, we igbo made lagos what it is today