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RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 9:48pm On Jul 04, 2023
Starlight252:
Mutually beneficial realities in terms of conversations, vibes or discussions in areas of similar interests e.g sports, literature, science and tech, history, hobbies, leisure, academics etc.
I don't like sports, literature and history.
So I can't vibes or communicate intellectually on those areas.
The rest,I can
FashionRe: Ladies, What Is Your Ideal Heel Height? by Michaelspresh(f): 9:45pm On Jul 04, 2023
Originalsly:
You do look tall ... these US 10/ EU 41 I'm almost sure will be perfect to give you that classy look. But you should be wearing heels as well to those special evening attire occasions where everybody will be looking classy ... but with heels and your height ... you will be looking elegant ... two levels above the ehmm.... dressed up wereys!
😂
I got your message,
I saw my name on that pack...seems it belongs to me

When will you waybill it?
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 9:32am On Jul 04, 2023
Starlight252:
You're probably a woman of origin: if you're willing, we could relate through mutually beneficial realities.

How about it? Are you in?
what do you mean by mutually beneficial realities?
Explain better please
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 10:26am On Jul 03, 2023
millionboi2:
you no get breast.
Tahh
I get big breast....

But prophet say him no need breast or yansh
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 10:26am On Jul 03, 2023
bekpo:
So, u know u r naked?
nop

I'm not Naked
Did you see my boobs in that picture?
I just snapped on my night wear
EducationRe: UNIBEN Final-Year Student Drowns In Ekosodin River As Police Arrest 2 Friends by Michaelspresh(f): 10:25am On Jul 03, 2023
NewSoul:
Shut up Precious
Ahh🙄

Make I nor talk again?
RomanceRe: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by Michaelspresh(f): 9:33pm On Jul 02, 2023
Wtf

Did someone post his preek on Nairaland?
What kind of rubbish is this nuh

Lalasticala...he needs help sir
RomanceRe: Seem I Have Contacted STI This Morning, I’m Scared by Michaelspresh(f): 9:31pm On Jul 02, 2023
You people are mad fr undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Always Hate Doggy Style? by Michaelspresh(f): 9:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
Did all the women in the world told you they hate Doggy?
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 7:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
bekpo:
With ur necked picture on line?
it's Naked not necked

Nairaland guys are sooo stupid
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 7:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
Ara21:
grin
Baba go old for there. He should just go and become a Reverend father.
Las las na wetin him go do be that
Or make him collect clay create him woman
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 7:29pm On Jul 02, 2023
OBTOREPA:
He's not looking for someone that will use sex to scatter his prayer life.
False accusations...
Actually,I'm not like that😊
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 7:28pm On Jul 02, 2023
permit225:
😅😅....see dis carrier..no b who go destroy him lyf with untreated and international STDs him dey find oo..nairaland galz..make God continue dey forbid bad tin..tueh tueh..I spit on ur overstretched and rotten kuntus..
😂🤣🤣🤣

What's wrong with this one abeg?
How did you escape from psychiatric hospital?
Who released a mad man ohhhhhhuh?
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 4:01pm On Jul 02, 2023
chuksanambra:
Woman go recite psalm 151 before this kind man go fit give give am money for soup.
Lolzzz

Forget,you see those kind men
Hmmm
EducationRe: UNIBEN Final-Year Student Drowns In Ekosodin River As Police Arrest 2 Friends by Michaelspresh(f): 3:56pm On Jul 02, 2023
chuksanambra:
The river called him and he answered.
Rip to him.
Oga🙄
EducationRe: UNIBEN Final-Year Student Drowns In Ekosodin River As Police Arrest 2 Friends by Michaelspresh(f): 3:56pm On Jul 02, 2023
Farewell to him

In his next life,he won't go close to water again.
Guys and foolishness are 5&6
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 3:55pm On Jul 02, 2023
chuksanambra:
If you marry that guy, na you go use hypertension kill am.

If you upload dp like this, tension go hol am, he no go look road before keke go kill am.
Him no go see am nah

You must not show daddy everything 🤣
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 3:51pm On Jul 02, 2023
iCauseTrouble:
Sadly, None is available on nairaland..... Nairaland girls too like dickk grin
Me I dey among these your nairaland girls wey u mention so?
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 3:49pm On Jul 02, 2023
chuksanambra:
You wey be Professor for hookup
Jesus..Wetin be this?🤣
Christianity EtcRe: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Michaelspresh(f): 3:47pm On Jul 02, 2023
I'm here Daddy😊

I think I've met all your requirements
Come,let's carry the gospel to Pluto and other planets 😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Is Long Enough To Remain With An Organisation? � by Michaelspresh(f): 3:44pm On Jul 02, 2023
Abolodje:
Werey you and that bastard michaelspresh no just get sense normal.
Na who go fück nonsense comot for body una dey find but I no dey do community pussy.
Rubbish!!
You're an idiot
No cap
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 3:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
Abolodje:
Omo you real dull gan oo werey geddifok
Na your type I dey fück without money and still dey give them belle run. You no worth my reply again ashiere
If you reply me again..make that your small preek sleep forever and never wake up..
Idiot,money wey u no get...you dey follow woman talk.
If na so your papa do with your olosho mama,Dem for born you?
RomanceRe: As A Parent, At What Age Can You Allow Your Daughter Have A Boyfriend? by Michaelspresh(f): 2:25pm On Jul 02, 2023
23 years
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 2:18pm On Jul 02, 2023
Abolodje:
“Lolzz” really?
Iku pa e
Once small boy don fück una, na to dey misbehave ontop faceless forum.
If you mention me again iku ma pa mummy e ni.
😊
I'm mentioning you Mr Abolodje on this faceless forum cos there's nothing you can do and there's no how you can help me when you can't even help yourself

POV...I no dey fvck small boys... it's from 50 years downward
Meaning,you sef never reach to fvck me
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2023
faceLAGOS:
You look too dirty for me!

Your photo won’t let me keep my erection.
look at that skinnnn

Can your girlfriend's skin evennnnhuh?
With her numerous stretch marks and black thigh
Try me ..you will get what you want
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f):
faceLAGOS:
You look too dirty for me!

Your photo won’t let me keep my erection.
How can a smelly preek that you're struggling to make it stand maintain an Erection with your dysfunctional Erectile disease you got as a result of constant masturbation after the numerous and untreated STIs/STDs you got from fucking local whores in your hood that your 500h can afford.

Tueeeh
I spit on your pus-filled,maggot infested preek...
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 10:18am On Jul 02, 2023
NEUDUDE:
Lol so now you need a secure safe-haven newbie to cheat on with michael grin
what are you even saying?
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 10:15am On Jul 02, 2023
Starlight252:
Oops!
That can be very disheartening.
Hopefully you get a man that exhudes your virtues.
Hopefully too dear

I'm tired sef
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 10:15am On Jul 02, 2023
imagrg:
Male in a woman's moniker seeking attention.
So men can do anything to get attention?
Wow
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 10:14am On Jul 02, 2023
Badmashii:
Your pussy is the same hole as any other banny's own. Nothing special. I don talk am again,if you loseguard carry belle for any nigga with a mind like mine, OYO IS YOUR CASE.
Just be capping Rubbish...
Na to tear you slap for that your smelly mouth

Ewuuu
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 10:12am On Jul 02, 2023
Abolodje:
I know you’re just chasing this cheap clout for attention and “notice me” but if you don’t desist from this habit I promise you, you won’t live long in life.
Lolzzzz

Funny people
Very stupid somebody with no sense
RomanceRe: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by Michaelspresh(f): 10:11am On Jul 02, 2023
faceLAGOS:
Your father has psychosis.

Whor£!
Lolzzz

What's my picture even doing there if you're not mad
I know you made a screenshot of it so you can masturbate with it.
You this Unfortunate mad man

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