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BAT be doing so much with his stolen mandate..

You're right tho

When a man starts forming busy...I'll just know something's up

Me wondering why a sane man should even have an erection when he's broke instead of thinking of how to make money

Mtcheeew

As a lady..I prefer to stay with my parents till I get married
But my dad won't let me ..he likes his children to be independent so they could survive anywhere, anytime without him

Brownshoe:
do you hook up?

Adiok uno fien

Your mama

Edipet:
my akwa ibom sister. Should I massage you?

Don't massage me my brother

I honestly don't need a massage

Gppgn:
Any lady here on nairaland with her picture on her profile is either into Hook up or looking for a man...

You're mad ohh🤣

Afang soup

Evolutionlove:
Hehe Preshie Preshie.

See small Gurl of yesterday.

No do nah🤣🤣

Thank you so much sir
I really appreciate

BrightAhiah:
I took the pleasure and time to go through your profile to see THINGS for myself before commenting as a Psychotherapist.

First, I am delighted to be among the personalities that will be wishing you happy birthday on your 23rd year on planet Earth, may the Heavens open doors for your sake.

Advice I will personally give out to you is to learn and acquire atleast two trending skills that will help you stay relevant in life other than depending on guys as most girls of modern day do hope for rich guys that will end up toying with their fragile emotions.

Stay responsible, there's dignity in labor and make both yourself and family proud always. Once again, age wisely my beautiful friend

SIMPonPatrol:
Happy Birthday!

You have lovely lips

Thank you my love

N3TRAL:
Find Rich Husband!

You'll thank me later!

Goal No 2

No 1 is to get rich first

Impersonator2:
i doubt you are 23, but y is dis your head looking long like the cap of my prick like dis with this funny make up wey u rub.

the cap of your preek no smooth like my face

Olarewaju89:
Happy birthday to you dear

thank you dear

KingDash09:
Don’t do hookup
Make you no go fuccck your future husband all in the name of looking for money

Read your books, Jah bless your new age!

🤣🤣🤣
This one is very funny

LUAN:
let go out together, if you are in Uyo. Send me dm

I'm actually in Uyo
But my day is fully occupied dear

Thanks

LUAN:
today is my birthday too
Focus on your goals. Don't rush to get rich. Lay a good foundation of success. Seek forknowledge

Happy birthday too

YinkaOlusesi16:
The only two advice I can give you is, 1) don't become a slayqueen. 2) be content with what you have. God bless you.

amen
Thank you sir

rhythyson:
Mind your business and be decent.
work hard money will come later.
Avoid peer group pressure, e dey kill
most importantly stay away from drugs and allow God to take control.

thank you dear

theophorus:
1. Love God with all your Mind.

2. Write your 5yrs plan (what/where you intend to be in 5yrs time).

3. Never join the 'Olos**' industry.

4. Choose your Field of specialization early and focus on it.

5. Get married once ready and choose to remain marriage and faithful.

thank you dear

Creamypie:
1.Surround yourself by only those who are focused on their goals in life .2. Try to be closer to God . fill your thoughts and heart only with positive thoughts.genuinely Forgive those who hurt u b4 and ask for forgiveness from those you believe u hurt b4. Stay away from bad influences (drug addicts, girls into kook up) focus on your goals

Thank you sweetie
I appreciate

It's actually my 23rd birthday today..
I'm grateful to God for the gift of life and Good health..😊
Meanwhile,the best birthday gift I can get from anyone Is an Advice...yeah
What is that mistake you did in your 20s that you wouldn't want anyone to repeat the same mistake?
What Advice would you give to a 23 year old still trying to be relevant in life?
Positive comments only please.
Thank you

Universe8888:
Hey Happy Birthday to you 🎂🎂Michaelspresh.

Wish you more years and long life. Also keep away from the toxicity of this forum and the so-called feminist + redpillers.

how did you know it was my day?
Awwwn

Olarewaju89:
From Akwa ibom?

Yeah

Olarewaju89:
What if God says your future husband is a Yoruba man?

God will not give me what I don't like

Olarewaju89:
Hahaha... Why na?

Not all of them are bad, besides, which tribe are you?

Ibibio tribe

Olarewaju89:
I am married already i would have get your contact.

I hate cheating in marriage.

Even if you weren't married sir
I don't like Yoruba men/guys

Bobxin:
Applies to all gender, the OP didn't mention that it's specific to one gender.

yeah...I am a lady and my partner should be a man

So I'm saying doing all these as a lady for a man that will still leave you...
Hope you understand?

I must say yes, they are

And becoming stupid too

Olarewaju89:
You will marry by force in Jesus name.

You can't remain single for life oo

Ahhh

Noo nah

All these for a man that will still leave you?

Men really don't deserve to breathe sef