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TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2023
tellwisdom:
Na free? Cos this gurl No look like person wey get money …
You see the hair wey I cover for my profile pic?

The money wey I use buy that hair fit give you food for 6months
Straight up
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
Kraspo:
Okay been following the thread.
I also stay in Kubwa and I relocated to Abuja in 2019. I will advise you stay in Kubwa for now, since your office is in Kubwa too. Kubwa may not be as attractive as Gwarimpa but the rent is affordable and the cost of living there is average. Just ensure you get a good compound with pipe borne water.( Most parts of Kubwa enjoy pipe borne water supply from Usuma dam and it is healthy to drink).
With that being said, Abuja is the best place to stay in Nigeria. Most countries have their embassies in Abuja. There is also a huge presence of international donor agencies and NGOs that pay like crazy.

Abuja inspires you to work hard because the opportunities are everywhere. With one twist of fate, you can hit it big in this town.
Try and use bolt wherever you are going to for security reasons. If you can’t afford it, use “along” one from the park and when you get close to your destination, you can then complete your trip with a drop which is cost effective.

On relationships, be wary of both genders. Most guys in Abuja will milk you especially when they know you have a job and you stay alone. Ensure you get them tested for HIV and STD before you engage with them sexually. This is very important. A lot of people are sick in this town.

Finally, have a side income. Your job never be enough. Cook at home and eat outside sparingly. The restaurants here will charge you for their ambience and aesthetics.


Holla! Let me stop here. You can send me a mail. Who knows we could be friends.
Thank you dear
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 5:03pm On Jul 20, 2023
Tesclaros:
can i take our for dinner this evening? I’m around housin estate ATM
No dear...I close from work by 8:30pm
So I really don't have that time...I'm sorry about that
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2023
notttty:
See advance hustle abeg. You showed us your picture and screenshot your adress. Please tell us again what do you want us to do for you? Patronize you? Ok drop your number.
why are most Nairaland guys do daft and dumb?
How do you know that is where I live?
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2023
senatorken01:
I would advise you to be planning on getting our own accommodation soon coz very soon, your friend will start showing you altitude. Plan within 6month to 1year to get yourself accommodation. Start from a place you can afford every year coz to pay first houserent is easy, na the second payment you will know that truly, the meaning of so help me God in our national anthem is real. Also try and do side business or hustle, no matter what they pay you, it won't be enough coz your taste and trend to meet up with Abuja style will come in and it end in serious issue.
that's the Convo I had with an agent...
I'm relocating fully to my house,not my friend's house.
Thanks for watching out for me

TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 4:12pm On Jul 20, 2023
SmartyPants:
Did you come to Abuja for hookup? Tell me the truth let me advice you well.
Are you stupid or high on cheap drugs?
Which one?
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2023
ajimo54:
DM me for counselling. Counselling is free. Jokes apart, Abuja is not a place to relocate to without a job! Except u have relatives to stay with b4 you leap. And mind you, criminals are many here in Abuja! Lugbe, Kubwa, Dawaki, Mpape, Mabushi, Nyayan, Maraba, Galadimawa, Asokoro Extension are full of criminals! They attack houses in numbers! However, to survive depends on God and ur head!
God will always protect his own

My work place is at Kubwa tho
Been to Lugbe, Asokoro,Galadimawa,Mabushi
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 4:03pm On Jul 20, 2023
EdiskyHarry:
[/b]Uyo is the worst place to stay in Nigeria.
A place where unemployment is on its peak, but cost of living very high.[b]

Go to Abuja my dear.
The biggest mistake I made in my life was relocating from Abuja to uyo after my nysc.
It's still hurting me up till today.
you're right my dear @bolded

Thank you
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2023
Hustlerconnect:
Been in Abuja for years Now. We can become friends if u don't mind and share ideas
you can Dm
I'll reply ASAP
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 3:55pm On Jul 20, 2023
Gerrard59:
What happened to using minibus and taxis? Na the problem wey most Nigerians get; living a champagne lifestyle on a beer income. You never dey financially stable, you dey use Bolt steadily as if it is an affordable means of transportation. Now, you want to relocate to a major Bolt market where there is even greater usage and pressure to patronise the service.

Now, what are you doing in Uyo? How do you intend to replicate the same in Abuja? Why Abuja? Why now? The major cost for new migrants to a place is housing and housing in Abuja especially close to the business areas are expensive. Note: FCT is different from Abuja. You get place to stay for Abuja free of charge for the next six months? What is the distance between there and where you intend to make a living?

Honestly, some of the questions you lot ask make me question if you people actually attended secondary schools.
Thanks for the questions..
Like I said,I've been in Abuja for one month and I've already gotten a Job that pays 150k a month...I stay with a friend who will let me live with her till I'm tired...
Gwarinpa,the area I stay is in FCT.
Things are going on very well
TravelRe: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 3:50pm On Jul 20, 2023
jamesversion:
Before relocating from Uyo to Abuja, take a stop in PH so we can hangout. grin
that rough city?
Lolzzz...no be me and you sha
TravelRelocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by Michaelspresh(op): 9:55am On Jul 20, 2023
Good morning y'all..
I've been in Abuja for a month now,and I love how calm and peaceful it is especially the area I stay which is Gwarinpa,second Avenue.

Now I'm thinking of relocating from Uyo To Abuja by September this year.
I know things are expensive but I love how everywhere is calm and nice compared to Lagos where everywhere is crowdy,noisy and stuffs I can't keep up with like heavy traffic and so on

Now,Abuja based nairalanders
Is there any challenge you have living in Abuja or any regrets?
Is there anything you would want me to know?
Abeg,share am with me make I no carry leg enter where I no fit commot..
Meanwhile..Bolt prices wan choke me😩

RomanceRe: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by Michaelspresh(f): 8:12am On Jul 17, 2023
It saddens my heart to read this 😩

My own guy I met here blocked me saying he just couldn't
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Michaelspresh(f): 9:23pm On Jul 11, 2023
Anyone still dating boys like OP?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Invade Ipetu Baba Ode, Ogun, Shoot Many by Michaelspresh(f): 1:31pm On Jul 11, 2023
Ungun known men
HealthRe: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by Michaelspresh(f): 4:31pm On Jul 10, 2023
Allmiron:
...even if na 2hours pregnancy, na for your own good cos not every man get time like this op. No be say make your belle big like balloon, it's better to safe than sorry.
Lolzzz
I'm breaking up soon

Make him just dey play
HealthRe: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by Michaelspresh(f): 12:51pm On Jul 10, 2023
One of the reason my boyfriend said I should get pregnant first before anything marriage

But I won't...
OP,my prayers are with you
RomanceRe: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by Michaelspresh(f): 8:57pm On Jul 08, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
😂 E pain her barren womb. Dirty hookup alumni skanky iliterate has spoken 😂...
ignored

I am not your mate,so I can't banter words with you...You can now run along Little Princess
You can't even type well and you're calling somebody illiterate.
Ahh🤣🤣🤣
Take your frustrations somewhere else, please.
RomanceRe: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by Michaelspresh(f): 12:07pm On Jul 07, 2023
The only sensible Man in this thread,
Others are displaying their foolishness in a high voltage through their comments
Haljardon:
This Post Striked a Nerve and Cut Real Deep, There is No age Specified For Marriage(Truth Be Told )

Many unmarried Ladies at 30+ Happened Because Of unmatched Partners , Some was Wrong association When They Where Young (Slut life )

The world Statistics Shows By 2030 over 42% ladies Born From 1989 till 1995 Will be Unmarried and will Be in their Late Mid Thirties to Early 40's ....

Advice to Ladies

Be a wife material ( Ready to Marryable ) : Not all Women are Marryable, Certain Things You will have to Sacrifice To marry, if you ain't Ready, don't marry it will implicate things and make it Difficult e.g Feminism

If You're Into Romantic Games for marriage Purpose, don't Follow a man and Play Enjoyment Life, Men are Like Olive branches, their Testosterone Keeps them Young Till Even 45yrs.... And will Still have kids at 60yrs ...

Be intentional about Your Life Stop Joking with Jokers

Marriage Is Not the Ultimate,

Incase You can't Make it early, if You're Smart and Wealthy ,you can Have a Surrogate child or adopt One.

Don't Go after Already made men ( Other Women have Snatched him already when he was in the Process) Go For Hustlers/ In the Process Guys (High Chances of Marriage) , Men's value appreciate with Time, Women's value (physical) Diminish with Time Only personal Value increases.
RomanceRe: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by Michaelspresh(f): 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2023
Nawa ohhh
Somebody that hasn't eaten well and very jobless will just sit down and decide to create a thread to bash unmarried older Aunties who are doing better than him joined with his family altogether...

PS:if you quote me and say nonsense, I'll curse and insult the nonsense out of your stupid head...I no get joy for Nairaland guys 🙄
RomanceRe: Lady Who Said She Will Never Date A Broke Guy Used Fo Ritual By Her Boyfriendr by Michaelspresh(f): 11:36am On Jul 07, 2023
EMMARNUEL:
My sisters are not entitled biiitches.
How do you know?
Are you the one dating them or you dey inside their mind?
RomanceRe: Children Of This Generation Are Wasted (pictures) by Michaelspresh(f): 10:52am On Jul 07, 2023
Bennysam:
Is this Nigeria kids?
Are these Nigerian Kids?

Learn how to type good English, Nairaland guys🙄
RomanceRe: Lady Who Said She Will Never Date A Broke Guy Used Fo Ritual By Her Boyfriendr by Michaelspresh(f): 10:48am On Jul 07, 2023
EMMARNUEL:
I sincerely wish from my heart that same thing should happen to jennyclay candidlady siofra and prettygirl200
would you wish this on your sisters too?
RomanceRe: Lady Who Said She Will Never Date A Broke Guy Used Fo Ritual By Her Boyfriendr by Michaelspresh(f): 10:47am On Jul 07, 2023
Lolzzz...this isn't stopping me from searching for a rich man not Boy
RomanceRe: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by Michaelspresh(f): 10:44am On Jul 07, 2023
Sex may be overrated,but it's not pointless dear

I must say Sex solves half of psychology problems
PoliticsRe: It’s Unbearable’ — APC Youth Group Asks Tinubu To Address Rising Cost Of Living by Michaelspresh(f): 10:33am On Jul 07, 2023
Una sha never see anything 🤣
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 10:29am On Jul 07, 2023
Starlight252:
ok. Friday O Adepoju on Facebook. My bio is Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?
can't add

Don't know why
RomanceRe: Don't Be A GOOD MAN, You Will Surely Suffer by Michaelspresh(f): 1:15am On Jul 07, 2023
Starlight252:
Alright. The rest are good areas too!
So, through which channel shall we communicate?
Anyone you want
RomanceRe: This Is Affecting My Relationship by Michaelspresh(f): 9:54pm On Jul 04, 2023
Mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by Michaelspresh(f): 9:52pm On Jul 04, 2023
Date a broke guy

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