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Yes it is

Bornboy4:
Congrats my guy....receive knuckles!
You made a wise choice oh!

See upgraded yansh and brest!

I forsee free fvck everyday for life!

Oh boy, May your preek be blessed oh.

May it not dig a hole that doesn't have rabbit in it oh.

And more importantly, May your preek have the strength to satisfy her sexually and bring forth children that will match your DNA in Jesus Name!

Say Amen somebody!

una go just dey type nonsense everywhere..
I’m disgusted 🤮

Congratulations
Me sef wan marry before this year finishes

Mk i find boyfriend first

ObamaMessi:
The best treatment of a SIMPle man like you

If you are not a big fat fool, how can you pay her tuition, rent, feeding, giver her allowance and expect her not to feel the taste of a man when you have made yourself nothing to her? A woman will definitely cheat if you give her everything she needs without withholding something she values. I hope your fellow SIMPletons will learn from your memoir

shut up

Dey play..if you’re in Abuja,try driving around beer barn in wuse 2
You will see fulani girls on Hijab standing on the roadside
Highest 30k..you dun carry one

toujurs:
Nothing no one can tell me, this girl is a prostitute at abuja.

How much do you charge, i live at gwarinpa estate.

Respectfully,you’re so stupid and daft

Secondly,go and patronize your mother
Thirdly,Anyday i see you for that Gwarinpa..E go be me and you

KillIgbohoN0W:
Nigerian women are undesirable worldwide.
Nobody wants them including losers.

shut up and stop spewing trash

My child can never try this

It’s an insult,
I can’t disrespect my husband like this and I won’t let any child do that

I’m gonna start with myself….
First of all,nobody’s gonna tell you your girlfriend is ugly
2)my genotype is AA and I’m 5’7 (stop playing in olaoflagos voice)
3)No matter how we fight,I’ll never create a scene,destroy your car or television or any properties
4)if i tell you i love you,i love you cos it’s not coming from a place of hunger or from the financial benefits I’ll get.
5)You will have peace of mind cos I’m a one woman’s man and I’ll push your growth cos you can’t be with me and settle for less when im so ambitious.
6)i will support you physically,financially,spiritually and otherwise
7)I’ll plan random surprises,dates etc and make you different delicacies so far you are a provider
You do not have to worry about me at public functions,i can speak for myself and also dress decently
9) final one,Nobody will call your girlfriend a dullard..i can help with work,share ideas,partake in intelligent conversations Etc

This thread is for the ladies and for single men searching for relationships
Over to you ladies,tell us the benefits of dating you

Yeahhh

I am financially stable
So yes

He’s right

Just have money and you will understand what he’s saying

illicit:
Hmmm so we are birthday mates

Wow

are you just coming online here cos i posted that 3 months ago

He’s gone already
No need for all these

Guyman01:
A picture can say a thousand words, I can't see any emotional connection between the boy and his supposed mother, please don't send that boy to those wicked people before they tag him wizard this time.
Next thing his father will reappear and try to use his popularity to cash out and lie about how he was deceived by a fake Pastor which is rampant in Akwa Ibom and Cross River states to tag the innocent boy a witch

😂

newoffer:
Go oooo. Wetin u dey use smelling pousyy do sef?

if you’re hungry
Drop your account number and stop ranting on top wetin no concern u

rickleye:
For him to offer means there are some signs you are unconsciously giving out. It could be mutually beneficial.

like you said Unconsciously
Cos I’m not giving out any signs

Same way a man i met at an expensive restaurant at Maitama offered 450k for Anal sex..
Something i have never done and will never do

SonofGod231:
If you don't, someone prettier and sexier would do it for 100k. The man should stop wasting his time and energy.

okay

Let her accept,cos I won’t
We still have decent babes out there

Nawa ohhh
And somebody’s husband is begging me to see him for 150k here in Abuja and I’m even insulting him with his money

There are levels to this nonsense called hookup abi prostitution
God,please don’t let any condition make me succumb to hookup

coputa:
This generation of get rich syndrome is getting out of hand,hardwork is no longer Sort after.

The government should set up a program tagged "operation show the source of your wealth".if you can't,prove It,all your properties should be confiscated and the person sent to jail.This should be targeted at the youths.

how can this be possible when those in the said government can’t even give a valid details on how they got their wealth?

Serves them well

God will protect the girl

I dun screenshot am 😂

DECENTBWOY:
Please help me, i wouldnt mind being your househelp... Just help me, you would be a living stone for a dead soul like me... please hear me out. If i ever plan any evil against u, let God punish me, i just need help to make a living please ...

please just give me some time to settle down
Just that….I really want to help

So people are this Jobless?
I couldn’t even read half of what you typed cos I seriously don’t have that time.

nwadikeokey11:
U don't even exist, I'm ain't seeing who's talking here. All I see is a poor hungry opportunistic dog eating crappy dummy. U don eat? Someone who depends on hand outs from cheap men doesn't worth bin even my house help, so crawl the hell outta here back into watever pit u crawled out from, u are a NOBODY. U can only rant on those other guys, u can't dare it with me, cos even the richest man in ur entire village can't cough where I am, let alone an ugly thing like u who depends on men of low esteem to fund her worthless local lifestyle. While u are busy celebrating and bragging about a 150k peanut monthly salary, I have those under my establishment that earns far more than that. That u see people on internet shouldn't give u low lifer the temerity to be stupid. Perhaps Abuja is the only "beautiful" city u have ever bin to all ur life, that's why u are head over the moon. I'm in Lagos now, but a recommendation from me will easily give u a better paying job in that Abuja, so shut the hell up and be humble. While u are here boasting on social media claiming to wear an artificial hair that could feed a man for a whole 6months, under a 150k monthly salary, ur mates are busy opening companies, industries and are employers of labour. U are nothing, u have nothing and so worth absolutely nothing. Normally I wasn't gonna comment on ur post but reading that ur rant and claim, going through ur profile and pics, and realizing how haughty u are here wen u have practically nothing got me infuriated. I could post my pics here, in one of the most popular hotel in that Abuja. I mean Transcorp Hilton hotel Abuja, I'm sure u know that hotel. I was there for almost 1 whole month, and if u know how much a suit in that hotel cost for a night u will forever shut ur dirty trap and know that that ur artificial hair and 150k monthly salary are absolutely nothing to brag about, then u will be humble. People who have something don't brag. So once again get the hell outta here, cos u are completely NOTHING.

😂😂
I don't know why you're so pained....
How can you dislike someone that does not give a fvck about your whole existence
Answers required please

nwadikeokey11:
Hair that would feed a person for 6months yet her monthly salary is only menial 150k. Well, unless she's into some other ways of making money, like hookup and the rest which is the major cash cow of most of them, if not, it will be practically impossible for her to afford the type of hair or lifestyle she's pretending to have here, with that little amount of 150k in today's Nigeria. 150k can't even be enough for 1month feeding let alone house rent and several other bills that comes every month. Only wretched people are so very easy to point at what they were privileged to have, cos that could be their best and only achievement, so they carry it on their head like the whole world. The guy she pounced on didn't even say anything too demeaning to necessitate that kind of reply from her. And I was thinking maybe she's earning in 6 digits not knowing she's just earning something I spends in just 2weeks. Bragging with absolutely nothing. That's why she's lamenting about bolt prices, when there are several other alternatives means of transportation over there. She's just trying her best to fit in, to belong where she might never be able to get to. Everything about her is a show up. I dislike people like her with passion. Nonsense.

DECENTBWOY:
Please, i am using a little button phone, so i am unable to access my mail. This is my number, please drop a message, we could communicate through that, thank you.
0810063272...3

I'll be in Uyo tomorrow
I'll be spending a week...we can get to see and talk

Scamburster:
Can we chat outside this site?

how old are you?
Cos I'm allergic to small boys

DECENTBWOY:
Please reply me...
I beg you...

I did

Check your Gmail

DECENTBWOY:
I can be a brother, I am also very sure you are older than me. Life is just hard for me, i just need were i will start over. I stay in Uyo currently.

lolzzz
I'm just 23 ohh

It's fine...DM me

DECENTBWOY:
Michaelspresh I am in Uyo too...
Can i relocate with you?
I just need a place i can stay in Abuja and hustle. Please help a brother.

we can't relocate together nah

Atleast one person has to be stable...
Plus how will I share my house with a guy who's not my boyfriend or brother?

Lymetsaucer:
Holla for apartments in the the city of Abuja. Been living here for ages. It's safe and peaceful.

Thank you sis
I've gotten an agent already