₦airaland Forum

stantob: Ordinarily touching a woman, lady or girl without mutual agreement is same as molesting, so I wonder what the Judge was thinking before giving his judgment or was it a case of man know man? The question is was the mornarch's hand print found on the lady's body, if yes then she have a case.

because of one madman,so she no go baf for 3years.according to d story,it apuned a3yrs ago or m i wrong

Afolabs101: She didn't give a sample, and DNA in Nigeria?? Policewoman, do NPF have a Forensics lab??

look at u,dem no even know d meaning of forensics... U don forget say na naija u dey?

roland2rule: HAHAHAHA.......THE TIME IS NW.....WASTING UR TIME ARGUING ON FG vz ASUU WON'T ADD ANYTHING 2 THE PROBLEM.....
Y NT FOLLOW THIS HOT MATCH



FOOTBALL. Vs. SEX.



1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day
= FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE
MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got
pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOAL. BALLUUUU.
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door=
Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

brain,uno gree get...see wat free browsing has caused

Im on top of d league where are u now.hayho hayhoho....sai gunnerz walahi..ozil cum fine for arsenaarsenal,unlike madrid

Solozzo: I think you need this pen. You spelt spelling wrong!! Laugh out loud

he did it on purpose he spelt need and spelling wrong

God help me today...do we av a president?

Up gunners

legalcode: Lmao!!!!! @ your "thats why you languish in poverty. What a chronic preposterous wretch"......Nairaland rich man ...hahahahahaha!! When they lift the veil of NL, your type will be funny to behold.............I am a confirmed Delta Man and i doubt your identity.....we dont breed your type. Go home and confirmed once again whom your parents are.

iv been forced to comment abt d way u reply pipu.seriousli, ur so immature and dumb........atleast if u love ur president,support him if others dont let dem be...i dont like d president.so please grow up

deols: good development.

that first shoprite is too far from my house. I hope the new one is close by .

Havent even entered the shoprite. Anyone knows what it is like

enh,it looks like aunty sikira store.lol!just jokin its cool nd guy u nid to see d one dey r buildin at ringroad....its huge

la_creame: tecno aint android... its china

another fool

embassyman: Teccno Phantom A+ is the best with 4.2.1 adroid version, too much speed, faster than samsung galaxy s5, this Tecno is something else,pls buy it brothers, as thats what i am presently using, u will come back here to say thank you to me

m also using tecno phantom pad..jellybean4.2.1 fast pass anytin

is it now available.all m seeing is fake bbm

dis guy zz on a sacking spree

kizmartino: Av been waitin 4dis bt ryt nw av lost my confidence..

Jus hop d result is healthy..baba God,plzzzzzzzzz

result dey get malaria befor ni

God wat is dis again..y r dey callin it chicken,y not blacken

gidson02: story....keep living on past glory when new universities like Fulafia are doing great, no strike...everything are intact.

lol..everything are really intact..gbagaun..it shows aw good dey are

i think oau,ui and unilag

oboy dis ride for make FP sorry make one of naija most xpensive o...chai!any ibo boy dere shud help us get d parts.we cal still sell dem ere in gate_ibadan

jaeik: I WONDER WHAT BIG DEAL IS THIS...
WHEN THERE ARE MORE EDUCATIVE AND INFORMATIVE POST THAT WOULD HAVE FRONT PAGE. WHAT IS DIS NAIRALAND TURNING INTO...


PLS I THINK THIS NAIRALAND CREW NEEDS TO REVIEW WHAT KIND OF STORIES SHLD MAKE FRONT PAGE PLS COS THIS IS BECOMING ARRRRRRRRAH!!!!!

baba,if uno like sumfim eno mean say others no like am.no beefs just saying

amsterdam is like 8hrs on air o..aw do u xpexct wizkid to be popular with such distance...i love wizkid gan..starboi tins

Ibigo: I would have loved it if he sued the FG too but unfortunately the FG is immune

The federal govt. can be sued too Sir..

God bless Nigeria......[i]God bless Nigeria......[/i]God bless Nigeria......

Ray McBlue: The story reminded me of a certain prison riot in Prison Break Season one.

na season 3sona prison wey tbag take escape

arsenal 7 olympik de marsel 3....

if him like make im bkum d timekeeper..ko kan aye!he shud just call of d strike nd let the nigerian youth do the real naija NYSC

imagine so dat dey wont attack u..wu dares attack d gcfr..are u sure he said dat@op

AIT tins see aw dis wuman dey blow dis man..smh for pdp

nora544: I know in London they can look if the baby was borne to early or not.

when she lie with the certificate, she will have a problem because when there is a passenger who lost his fly to an other country because the plane has to make a stop over in an outher country, than this passanger can ask the woman that she have to pay the new fly for him.
I dobn't understand how a woman can make something like that only that she can give birth in UK.
I don't want the problems this woman has now, because doctors in Uk will tell the truth about the weeks she was pregnant.

God help my fellow country pipu..see bombzzz dis early morning

JMOI: We are going to see the wonders your Ozil will perform today. Is he the new Fabregas? Is he the messiah? Keep giving him the hype, but make sure he doesn't flop at the end of the day.

mtcheew

ozil oya jeki won mo......iv been waitin for dis lyk i was xpectin ma admission leta into d university

arsenal news arsrne wenger

Davo93: BB Z10 and Samsung Galaxy S4... the phone is too cheap for my liking

u sound like one mad rummate of mine...i hope itzz noh you