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Christianity Etc › Warri Version Of The Bible. Lol by Michizzy(op): 1:23pm On May 24, 2016
Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy

Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As them yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.
WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little
faith.
WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".

ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF
MAN IS THIS? "
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J,
which levels naa? U be winshhuh.......

Dnt b stingy, share your laughter.....
Christianity Etc › Warri Version Of The Bible. Lol by Michizzy(op): 1:18pm On May 24, 2016
Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy

Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As them yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.
WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little
faith.
WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".

ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF
MAN IS THIS? "
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J,
which levels naa? U be winshhuh.......

Dnt b stingy, share your laugh.....
Romance › Re: Hilarious Relationship Memes by Michizzy(f): 8:31am On May 24, 2016
Lmao! Quite funny
Romance › Re: Do You Look Younger/older Than Your Age? by Michizzy(f): 4:03pm On May 22, 2016
I look younger and it's so annoying sometimes
Romance › Re: Funny Pictures Cheats Can Relate With. by Michizzy(f): 10:19am On May 19, 2016
Lmfao
Education › Re: Meet The First Female Heart Surgeon In Nigeria And West Africa by Michizzy(f): 1:01pm On May 13, 2016
Wow! Congrats
Romance › Re: The Best Memory Of Your Ex You Cant Ever Blot Out... by Michizzy(f): 2:39pm On May 09, 2016
Babzilla:
Choi
sorry O. Hope he wasnt violent
To me? No he wasn't
Romance › Re: The Best Memory Of Your Ex You Cant Ever Blot Out... by Michizzy(f): 10:12pm On May 08, 2016
Babzilla:
Then what happened?
He was hot tempered and saucy
Romance › Re: Funny As Couple Marriage Ended In One Week Because Of Toothpaste by Michizzy(f): 7:28pm On May 08, 2016
I just can't believe this story
Romance › Re: The Best Memory Of Your Ex You Cant Ever Blot Out... by Michizzy(f): 7:06pm On May 08, 2016
I miss the way he hugs me from behind whenever I am angry or sad and the forehead kisses. He treated me like a queen. I miss him so much
Romance › Re: 20 Things Men Wish Women Knew...#the Secret Of What Men Want Revealed!!! by Michizzy(f): 3:21pm On May 08, 2016
Alright! But I don't think they apply to all men.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Mistakenly Pee On Bed Overnight by Michizzy(f): 3:15pm On May 08, 2016
I can't even imagine.
Romance › Re: She Is Not A Virgin, I Am. Should I Still Marry Her? by Michizzy(f): 3:06pm On May 08, 2016
Oma307:
U post indicate how beatiful u are
Oh! Thanks
Romance › Re: She Is Not A Virgin, I Am. Should I Still Marry Her? by Michizzy(f): 2:46pm On May 08, 2016
Hmmmm
If u love her, u wouldn't bother if she's a virgin or not
Moreso, being a virgin doesn't guarantee being a good wife.
Romance › Re: Guys How To Keep And Maintain A Vibrant Relationship For A Long Time *Guys only* by Michizzy(f): 8:47am On May 07, 2016
Okay, noted smiley
Romance › Re: Hilarious Type Of Face Girls Make While Taking Selfie (photos) by Michizzy(f): 8:36am On May 07, 2016
Lol! This guy don finished us but anyways, you still love us that way.
Romance › Re: Photos Of Ronke Shonde Who Was Beaten To Death By Her Husband During A Fight by Michizzy(f): 7:16am On May 07, 2016
Ow! angry angry cry cry
Romance › Re: When a Little Boy Has Been a Player From The Womb ( Funny Photo ) by Michizzy(f): 3:01pm On May 05, 2016
Lol! The badt guy
Romance › Re: Is It Possible And Proper To Marry Someone Higher Than You In Level In School by Michizzy(f): 2:57pm On May 05, 2016
You can if you truly love each other.
Romance › Re: Who Is There In Your Life That You Would Take A Bullet For? by Michizzy(f): 11:30pm On May 03, 2016
Either of my parents.
Romance › Re: Whats That Tribe Everyone Erroneously Thinks You Are From by Michizzy(f): 12:36pm On Apr 30, 2016
People mistakes me for Rivers and sometimes hausa but I'm Igbo.
Romance › Re: 10 Of The Most Popular Myths About Introverts Debusted by Michizzy(f): 10:59am On Apr 23, 2016
Wow! Perfectly defined me cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Asked Out By A Person Of The Same Gender Before??? by Michizzy(f): 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2016
Yeah, two beautiful ladies on whatsapp.
How they got my number, I don't know but it was crazy...
Romance › Re: 25 Lessons We Learn From Porn by Michizzy(f): 8:28pm On Apr 21, 2016
Crazy but funny cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Romance › Re: Counter-thread: Facts About Ibo Guys by Michizzy(f): 7:55pm On Apr 21, 2016
Zunchi:
r u in godfrey okoye. u look farmiliar
Yeah, from ya pic its obvious you are a GOU student.
Romance › Re: Thread for beautiful light skinned ladies on nairaland by Michizzy(f): 2:24pm On Apr 20, 2016
ireneony:
are u lightskinned
Yeah
Romance › Re: Thread for beautiful light skinned ladies on nairaland by Michizzy(f): 2:11pm On Apr 20, 2016
Okay undecided
Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Lie Your EX Ever Told You by Michizzy(f): 9:44am On Apr 20, 2016
omonighoblessing:
y 're u not surprised?
"I love you" is one of the overused as well as misused sentence in the world. When he said that, I believed but doubted him. It was 50-50. wink
Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Lie Your EX Ever Told You by Michizzy(f): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2016
"I love you"

But I'm not surprised.
Romance › Re: Counter-thread: Facts About Ibo Guys by Michizzy(f): 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2016
Yeah Yeah, we still love them that way.
Romance › Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Michizzy(f): 12:16am On Apr 15, 2016
Why are you guys lying like this na??
Romance › Re: How Many Ex Boy/girl Friends Do You Have so far? by Michizzy(f): 11:13pm On Apr 14, 2016
Alezy:
u beautiful
Thanks dear

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