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odizeey: dis guy has been struck by d demon of sucide

Swagalord18: Hmm ...so huz it gonna b

abdulwizzy: Kids..

exPLIcit7: Nice...I supp0se y0u have s0me kind of specialty...I L0VE t0 play w0rship s0ngs very much and I use key F 0r C...while f0r Praises...F#0r C#...what Ab0ut y0u.

MrRomantic1: Tel us d new 1
or u scared dt we wn't b able 2 smile let alone laff@ it?

sylvalord: who cares?

Eng. Tino:
MY BROTHERS & SISTERS U WILL
NEVA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 2
ME YESTADAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER
MARKET 2 PICK SOMETIN 2 EAT
AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D
ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER 2
PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA.
AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO
FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN
FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW
HIM SOME LOVE, SO I SMILED AND
SAID "HI"
THEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN
COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME
MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS
GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND
MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I
TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST
SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED
AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING
BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY
YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED
HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4
GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY
SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE
WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS
SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE
ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I
SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A
BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID
GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON.
HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE
BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE,
I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO
DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE
OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS
REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER
AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE
COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D
CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID
"BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID
"BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER
CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID
THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID
WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A
BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA
AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS
N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD
SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS
TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT
MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I
QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN
TIME TO SEE THE MAN
APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I
RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4
HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I
CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE
WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT
ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS
LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING
YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE
GIST! C AS U JUST DEY ENJOY DEY
READ DEY GO!

tsleazy: ...was oliseh hot..

Monsieursuave: See Ɣ'all afta page 1000.

Congratz 2 d winner n advance

edrainzeez: Hello all . Plz is there n ekenmalite hear either mass comm or theatre art?

exPLIcit7: I lyk y0u...:-D

chidi2pus: lol he referred to the past

i WAS A SCIENCE STUDENT THEN

now I'M AN UNDERGRADUATE IN UNIBEN



i hope you get the drift

Riley_Freeman: Metaphycist, add me!!!!!!!

Pokemon43: Guys ooo there is dis tatafo news am hearing from naija on point dat patience ozokwor popularly called mama G is now blind pls is it true?

Latnok95: Lil'Rapaholicgatlongeyelashes Naughtygidisbrat
RapbeatkillerMumsfavourite BooSnatcher

Dude!.. like seriously?

Riley_Freeman: nothing bro...nothing

Mehlena: mikey wen are we going to continue wit dat stuff huh..dnt be a lazy someborri

Riley_Freeman: Xup with the signature?

akpan aniefiok: yes oo.with d way tins are

Adex097: See you guys later...*off to ikeja High cult court *

femzi007: nd 2 dose asking about ma dept..i study soil science .. Pesin 4 dey enta year 2 nw if nt 4 d strike..nd 2 d funny guys talkin about BEANS..LOL.. Ma guy..wen una enta HALL 4..u go see beans,u go run..u go enta 1 rum,all boys wit onli boxers,wit 5 different pots boiling wif beans..shebi na u 1 chop beans??LOLZ..e get 1 tym wey me sef be cook beans 4 one whole week..no blame me, na hall 4 ..d joys of the school cant be expressed wif lil words jor..expecting u guyz..

IKJ66: *fartz b4 entering page 982*



morning y'all

Riley_Freeman: Karen likes Adex..

Adex feels same, but he is fearing small

not Lamar actually, but I know wadup

greetings to y'all

Adex097: Lol...I reserve my comment sir.

akpan aniefiok: better go learn hand work.becos d strike go still last another 3month.nxt wk monday NIGERIA be 53 years old,yet we have nothing to celebrate about