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RomanceRe: How Long Would You To Date A Lady Before You Expect Sex From Her? by micklplus(m):
Before I got married, I did it in a day, within hours, a week, a month, a year and some, I didn't even lay at all!!

The truth is, there's no specific time frame. It should be done as soon as the partners are comfortable enough to get down low and deep.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gay Couple Commits Suicide Over Marriage Problem. by micklplus(m): 8:27am On Mar 20, 2013
The mental problem that changed his sex.u.al orientation also changed his life orientation!!!! Weldone dude!!!!!
HealthRe: Genotype Changetechnology Now In Nigeria –UNIBEN Don by micklplus(m): 8:16am On Mar 20, 2013
This is very commendable! Government direct support would go a long way to make this medical service more available and in the long run, Sickle Cell anaemia would be a thing of the past.
FamilyRe: Seperate Room For Husband And Wife. by micklplus(m): 6:00am On Mar 18, 2013
toofine765: Marital differences are best reconciled at mid night.
Very correct. Lol
FamilyRe: Seperate Room For Husband And Wife. by micklplus(m): 5:58am On Mar 18, 2013
Separate rooms ke? God forbid! Come sunshine, rainfall and snow sef, we are together on that bed! Infact, I tickle her with my p.ri.ck when we have misunderstanding and before you say jack, I'm frolicking away!

The truth is, its not advisable for married couples to stay in different rooms for so many obvious reasonsssss.
FamilyRe: She Denied Me Of Sex by micklplus(m): 10:34am On Mar 15, 2013
@op! Sorry about your predicament.

Some women are just to rigid! But then, you need to do your thing. For real, be more romantic, make her laugh more, tickle her anywhere in the house, help her out at home. Summary, be very creative sexually and be very good at satisfying her sexually and I'm sure she'll come around and reward you generously!

Stay happy man! Cheers
Christianity EtcRe: Evang. Benny Hin Remarries Ex-wife, Yrs After Divorce(remarriage Photos). by micklplus(m): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2013
I am so happy for them! Congrats.
PoliticsRe: What Abati Wrote About Alamiyeseigha In 2005 by micklplus(m):
Abati, the truth dribbler.

You can't talk with your mouth full. He was hungry then but now, he's so fed to the brim
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Ways To Remain Poor by micklplus(m): 9:02am On Mar 11, 2013
Thanks Bedlam for #howtoremainpoor. You are truly a Value Adding Personality.
PoliticsRe: These Men Are Dangerous: Jonathan/obasanjo - 1 by micklplus(m): 6:18am On Mar 11, 2013
Deep and very truthfully said!
The major lesson I learnt from this is, our actions have a resounding effect! It reverberates like a ripple and can cause us our tomorrow whether negatively or positively.
PoliticsRe: Joe-Okei Odumakin Awarded U.S Woman Of Courage Award For 2013 by micklplus(m): 5:41am On Mar 11, 2013
You've always been fearless and courageous. I love and I am proud of you.

I join others to congratulate you on this well-deserved award!

I just wonder why the world has to recognise our heroes before we realise they exist. Just check out her green-white-green shirt. She's truly a good omo naija.
PoliticsRe: The Vows Of President Goodluck Jonathan. by micklplus(op): 8:43am On Mar 07, 2013
anicho: He'll get them done when he's retired as the president....lol
As a president emeritus you mean? Lol
PoliticsRe: The Vows Of President Goodluck Jonathan. by micklplus(op): 7:43pm On Mar 06, 2013
maigida231: MAJOR ECONOMIC
ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE
JONATHAN
ADMINISTRATION
The Economy
Improvement in Economic
Indices - In October 2011
International Ratings
agency, Fitch Ratings revised
the country’s Outlook
upwards from Negative to
Stable.
Standard and Poor’s
another internationally
respected and independent
ratings agency, revised
Nigeria's ratings from stable
to Positive.
Signing into law the
Nigerian Oil and Gas
Industry Content
Development Bill 2010
(Local Content Bill) which
has increased Local Content
in the Oil and Gas sector.
Ø As a direct result of that
law Royal Dutch Shell
awarded a N7.8 billion ($
49.9 million) contract to a
Nigerian firm, S.C.C Limited,
for the manufacture of high
pressure line pipes that
would otherwise have been
awarded to a foreign firm.
Ø As a result of this law,
Exxon Mobil awarded an
off shore platform contract
to a local firm,
NigerDockNig. PLC that
would otherwise have been
awarded to a foreign firm.
Initiating the Sovereign
Wealth Fund (SWF). A seed
capital of $1 billion was
provided to kick start the
fund as well as establish
three sub funds- the Nigeria
Infrastructure Fund; the
Future Generations Fund
and the Stabilization Fund
which will be the pillars of
the SWF.
Launched the Youth
Enterprise with innovation
in Nigeria (YOUWIN)
initiative on the 11th
October 2011 which is the
administration's job creation
centre piece.
Ø On Thursday April 12,
2012, 1,200 Nigerian youths
emerged winners of the
competition following a
transparent process. Each
winner receives a business
start up grant of between 1
to 10 million Naira.
Foreign exchange reserves
rose to $37.02bn by May
14, 2012, the highest level
in 21 months.
On March 29th, 2011, The
UK Government in London
described Nigeria as the
fourth fastest growing
economy in the world.
On February 13 2012,
President Goodluck
Jonathan launched the
Public Works Women and
Youth Empowerment
Programme, an intervention
programme designed to
employ 370,000 youths in
the year 2012 with 30% of
those jobs being reserved
for women.
The Federal Government
under President Jonathan
has secured investment
commitments worth 4.89
Trillion Naira.
Launched the
NigComSat-1Rsatellite
which will help expand
Internet Bandwidth,
monitor the weather and
provide early warning to
prevent natural disasters like
floods, crop monitoring
and urban planning. It has
the attendant benefit of
reducing the over $1 billion
spent in purchasing Internet
Bandwidth from abroad.
Nigeria’s banking industry
rescued and stabilized by
the establishment of the
Asset Management
Company of Nigeria
(AMCON) in the year 2010.
MasterCard made Nigeria its
regional headquarters for its
West/East and Indian Ocean
islands zone raising the
profile of Nigeria’s e-
commerce industry.
Nigeria’s GDP grew by a
record 8.29% during the
last quarter of 2010 and by
over 7% in 2011. In the first
quarter of 2012 Nigeria had
verifiably become the fourth
fastest growing economy in
the world as recently
attested to by several
multilateral bodies and
trading partners.
Revival of the Textile
industry via the 150 billion
Naira Textile Industry
Bailout. As a result the
United Nigerian Textile
Limited was reactivated
amongst others and 2000
employees re-engaged.
Non oil exports from 2010
(standing at $2.3 Billion)
and subsequent years are
ten times what they were in
2000 (which were $200
Million) as a direct result of
this administration’s
intervention in the Textile
Industry and Real Sector.
A billion and one vows without fulfillment of any and you here telling me about provision of job of 250,000 when we have over times 10 of that figure un-employed?

Na wah oo. Local content gini? Smh!!

N150B in textile industryhuh Chai. The last time I checked, people still bring in textile material from even seme border.

Investment commitment? Ok oooo
PoliticsRe: The Vows Of President Goodluck Jonathan. by micklplus(op): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2013
@maigida, I only reminded him of his vows and that's all. Whoever says charging people in position of authority to do their bid is bad? Making a vow is very easy, execution of such is the major challenge.

@livinus yeah and that's why we all need to keep reminding "them" to fulfil their promises.
PoliticsThe Vows Of President Goodluck Jonathan. by micklplus(op): 7:36pm On Mar 05, 2013
Hello my able President Jonathan Goodluck. This is to bring to notice your various vows as per happening around our country.

Please, read further and for once, shame your enemies that were hell bent in destroying your government.

Jonathan vows to get bombers (Vanguard, October 2, 2010)

Jonathan vows to contain jos crisis. (All Africa, July 19, 2010)

Jonathan vows to tackle erosion in south east Nigeria (All Africa, Feb 24, 2011)

Jonathan vows to prosecute those behind violence (AllAfrica, April 15, 2011)

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace. (AFP, April 19, 2012)

Jonathan vows to return nation to order (daily motion, april 20, 2011).

Nigerian president vows to bring terrorism under control. (AP, August 27, 2011)

Corruption: no more sacred cows, Jonathan vows. (Vanguard, july 6, 2011)

Jonathan vows to crush terror groups, says sponsors now unveiled. (Nigerian tribune, September 23, 2011)

Christmas carnage in Nigeria, Jonathan vows to bring those responsible to justice. (CNN, Dec 25, 2011)

Jonathan vows to "crush terrorists" (Reuters, December 31, 2011)

Jonathan vows to protect Nigerians. (Nigerian daily, Nov 6, 2011) .

We'll wipe out Boko Haram - Jonathan (The Punch, January 23, 2012).

Jonathan vows to increase petrol refining capacity (The moment, Febuary 3, 2012)

Jonathan vows to replicate Asian Tiger feat in Nigeria (Channels TV, March 26, 2012).

Jonathan vows to end culture of favoritism PremiumTimesng,­ April 12, 2012)

Jonathan vows to sack heads of MDAs for distorting 2012 budget ( PremiumTimesng,­ April 13, 2012).

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace. (AFP news, April 19, 2012) .

Fuel Subsidy Report: Presidency vows to bring culprits to book. (Punch, April 26, 2012).

Jonathan Vows to punish oil thieves (Nigerian pilot, April 26, 2012)

My administration will not shield any corrupt person from investigation - Johnathan (News Diary, May 4, 2012).

Jonathan vows to end crude oil theft. (Pm news. July 23, 2012).

Jonathan vows to do better in 2013. (Punch, December 23, 2012).

Again, Jonathan vows to tackle terrorism. (News Dairy. December 31, 2012).

Jonathan promises economic growth in 2013, vows to move faster. (Punch, January 2, 2013).

Jonathan vows to punish attackers of emir of kano. (Pointblanknews­. January 21, 2013).

We'll overcome Boko Haram by june - Jonathan. (Punch. March 2012).

Dana Air Crash: Jonathan vows to punish those indicted (Newspaper Africa. June 7, 2012).

We'll sanitize our armed forces - Jonathan vows (Vanguard. October 4, 2012)

Power will be stable before the end of 2013, Johnathan says. (PremiumTimesng­. Jan 24, 2013).

Your input is urgently required Oga jonah.

Thank you
FamilyRe: I Beg You's To Join Me in Praising and thanking God by micklplus(m): 4:09pm On Mar 04, 2013
Congrats jenny! May the Lord always protect and preserve your life.
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Traders Claim To Lose N100B Daily by micklplus(m): 9:48am On Feb 28, 2013
ODUA_NEGRO: go get some basic knowledge on it first then come back with your pen and paper for a detailed dissection.
Shame on you! LOL. Was hoping you'll be nice enough to explain the meaning!!!! I know the meaning more than you know bro.

Anywayssssss, goodluck to the traders. Cheers
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Traders Claim To Lose N100B Daily by micklplus(m): 9:40am On Feb 28, 2013
ODUA_NEGRO: the only right they have in Yorubaland is that of a tributary. You know what a political tributary is?
Please, tell us. I like to acquire knowledge
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Traders Claim To Lose N100B Daily by micklplus(m): 9:05am On Feb 28, 2013
Sunny_bobo: Those are Yoruba Area boys and have got nothing to do with the market executives though the market union have their own internal levies paid by members.

If the LG chairman actually said that, he's either lying, been embezzling the funds or there is a serious cabal within the LG authority looting those proceeds and here we are on nairaland focusing on GEJ and Diezani.
Not just yoruba touts that are collecting illegal levies in the market, igbo touts are also seen in the market harassing and collecting various illegal levies. #fact!!!
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Traders Claim To Lose N100B Daily by micklplus(m): 9:02am On Feb 28, 2013
Na wah! Its sad really and I feel for these guys but then, various warnings have been given and none was adhered to. The traders/government should start the clean up exercise immediately and the traders should be spared some time before relocating them to whereever that is very situable
PoliticsRe: 2015 - Our Best 11? by micklplus(m): 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2013
Well said danjohn
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Early Marriages by micklplus(m): 5:11pm On Feb 19, 2013
To a reasonable extent, I understand your point but then, too much rules and regulation can spoil the fun.

To enjoy life to the fullest, do what makes you happy.

Another angle to early marriage! Start a family early and get done with responsibilities early( child rearing, school fees, hospital bills, trips fees and so many more)

Some of us that got married very late would rather we got married early!!! ( For real)

The most important thing in marriage whether late or early is the ability of the people involved to be able to shoulder responsibilities and get issues resolved amicably and maturedly.

......But then, how young is too young?
Cheers
PoliticsRe: 2015 - Our Best 11? by micklplus(m):
Nicely done jarus. I personally like buhari and if he becomes the president, he'll make some "people" wet their pants. LOL. Its not likely that Ribadu would come out. He's a great guy and I think if given the chance, he MIGHT deliver.

Tinubu is a no no for me! He works better as a strategist. He should stick to that.

Okorocha is another good guy that I like but, he seems to be everywhere. If he can be more co-ordinated, I think his chances are great. Oshiomole, hmmmmm! The guy is losing his steam. Correct me I am wrong

I will go with your realistic combination. Buhari/ Fashola!!! Since Akpabio is a PDP member, I don't see hin clinching the ticket.

@Eko Atlantic, your best four is funny oooo!!!
CultureRe: Ifa Is Not Evil,but A Source Of Spiritual & Social Knowledge by micklplus(m): 6:35pm On Feb 17, 2013
Ifa is not a religion. Ifa is a knowledge. Ifa is encompassing and 'all-knowing"

Ifa-Orisha is the Knowledge of "things(physical, spiritual and the supernatural)"

Mostly, the custodians of ifa are babalawos being that, the babalawos act as the middleman/interpreter between ifa ( knowledge) and the people( knowledge seekers).

Christianity and the other likes are religion. Aborishas are the worshippers of the orishas.

This is my 5kobo.
Cheers
PoliticsRe: Prologue: Centenary: The Way We Aren’t! *how To Prove Lugard Wrong by micklplus(m):
Nice capture of Naija's history. I like that part of the story very well.
CelebritiesRe: Prezzo's Sorrowful Poem For Goldie. by micklplus(m): 12:57pm On Feb 15, 2013
Return If Possible(RIP) Goldie!!
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Would Have Not Die If She Was Patriotic by micklplus(m): 8:26am On Feb 15, 2013
micklplus: @Op, you lost your calling! Your calling is inside the bush where are only required to wine and dine with animals.

Na thunder go slap that your mouth. Your mumuism is so on point.
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Would Have Not Die If She Was Patriotic by micklplus(m):
@Op, you lost your calling! Your calling is inside the bush where you are only required to wine and dine with animals.

Na thunder go slap that your mouth. Your mumuism is so on point.
PoliticsRe: APC, Party Of Teenagers – Bode George by micklplus(m): 10:07am On Feb 11, 2013
Gbawe: Bode George, the failure serially pocketed and bettered by Tinubu and the ACN, is simply a myopic dinosaur. He claims Tinubu and Buhari have nothing in common without seeing the obvious. Progress for nations does not come from accentuating differences. Progress is best secured recognising differences and overcoming them because there is no other choice.

What the likes of Bode George remain fundamentally blind to, because they are jeun-jeun throwbacks, is that you work within legality in life. While we continue to be united as citizens of Nigeria we must work together and accommodate each other because non of us will succeed forming make-belief independent republics in our minds. We will only make progress if we engage each other and overcome differences. This is why Tinubu has always bettered George. The ability they have to 'read the game' is not at all comparable. We can always expect this sort of arrogant garbage from George while Tinubu fully understand that it is pointless treating anyone or any region like lepers so long as Nigeria still unites us.

George, the Dinosaur, is finished in the new Nigeria rising. There will be no place for his kind.
Thanks Gbawe! Very well said! Your head dey there.
PoliticsRe: Another Nairalander Experience Of The Lagos To Ilorin train by micklplus(m): 7:28am On Feb 08, 2013
Mdsocks, I like how you were able to explain and present your account. Good one and yes, we need to improve more before we can tag this as an achievement.
PoliticsRe: Another Nairalander Experience Of The Lagos To Ilorin train by micklplus(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2013
Just a picture would seal your claims and make your story more believable.

You left oshogbo 4:10pm and got to Ilorin 6:35pm, is that two hours? Before nko, how many hours should you have used from oshogbo to Ilorin?

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